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HumbledbYGrace: we missed you ma'am

yhu feeling stressed i see...water therapy will be of help... the feeling is mutual mwhah

idnoble135: Alot has happened here. Hmhmm.
G'evening everyone..
@Grace, you dont take drugs?
@ATMC, sure you were missed. What did you buy while coming?

some hair cream...yhu care for some?

afterall its like the part two is going down 29t...

10Q^

@ujsizzle guess i missed all 'em dramas but ntw, i await the dvd sale...howdy?

gud pm @all... did any body miss me?

POLICE: Whatever you say will be held against you.. AKPOS: Big BOOBS! .. U Get?

CUSTOMER: Waiter, this Soup tastes funny.. AKPOS: Funny? But you are not Laughing Sir

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no Body and a Nose.. AKPOS: Nobody knows hahaha

ledafaze: Faith as the precondition for grace? Please please please...

swerri...think am well...

ledafaze: Don't misunderstand the bible. Grace cant be worked for... You can't attain Grace through faith... Grace is like a turnel while faith is the fuel in that turnel. Grace comes to you, taps into you without faith being involved.... Then it now depends on how well you tap into the faith in the tunnel...

Abegi... I dont like dragging issues... na to enter heaven we dey after... bye...

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Lol grace and faith are related in dt grace opens door for faith. faith is not work at all. look at it this way...Jesus comes to yhu with an offer, then his grace locates yhu with a measure of faith with which yhu believe in him and then dt his offer gets to yhu. yhu grab?

pour in the congtatulatory msg...bring the cake along...A MERRY HEART STAYS HEALTHY

I DECLARE THREAD OPEN!!!!!!

oya let the birthday wishes pourrrrr

here in the morning as the sun rises high, i call to yhu love eternal...keep me in the right track today...amen

hello everyone...may ur day be filled with joy and the presence of God

lynpetra: Believe me,if am your wife to be you will get that contract.As you just tell me wetin dey on ground I wud just run out ofthe church feigning madness!I bet you wyd sneak out to seal a deal!But we go share am o.60-40

ur skull dey there

hod898: I'm sorry, maybe tomorrow when I prepare it again.

babes, tomorrow never reach? everybody dey wait

dowjones: i love cakes with my life. If you shot at a cake, i will block the bullet with my body while screaming NOOoooo in slow motion!

Cakes are my curse. Especially the warm ones, fresh out the oven.

I'm polygamous with cakes! I'll do anyone. Thinking of cakes gets me h0rny too..hell, i'm h0rny right now !

smh

thanks...will try this soon it will be fun

agabaI23: Insomnia!
What are u doing on nl by this time
Mind u, I am posting from my dream

#entershisdream# guy haw farh? wea u go hyde sinse?

ah ah uju u ,'re awake? y lol is cos its ur baidei?

Rule of life: Never argue with your barber while he's cutting your hair, especially when you both support different football clubs.




"I will blow your brains out!", the Nollywood actor said with a gun pointed to the other actor's... Chest ☹

Finding a cockroach in Ur wrap Gala is not a Problem....Finding half a cockroach in Ur 'half-eaten' gala is d PROBLEM

U got Leviticus 18:22 "Forbidding Homosexuality" tattooed on Ur body, Not Knowing dat Leviticus 19:28 Forbids Tattoos

happy baidei ujsizzles llnp enjoy

idnoble135: Na! Strike her name of the list. She would be busy in the convent. Jesus needs her attention.

glory!

[quote author=E<R>F]sure!

How are yhu?[/quote]lol been in police force before? lol @sure #suresir my day was cool

[quote author=E<R>F]Hehehe...

So yhu are shouting after all yhu'av done ehh?

HBG, Shey ATMC would be ya cheif brides maid?

*good afternun dear*[/quote]old things are passed away behold its a new dawn...amen

ARareGem: Noble, not particularly, but what's a gal goin' to do?

Grace, me too. Tell me something, what's the meaning of the name 'Lindiwee'? Hope it's the right spelling? I just love it.

Ada, sup?

gemstone...i'm gud. ur day went as planned?

the-couple-about-to-become, mynd ur business! don't provocation me...#bewarned

bolaino: The jokes are nice, not punchline jokes though, but they're cool, keep em coming AMTC, and to the haters on here, u guys can go hug transformers and porcupines.

thank yhu jare...may ur pocket never kcal

ledafaze: Cant stop laughing

#winks

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hello you

AtMc i'm okay dearie. you good?[/quote]very! i see ur day go as planned?