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OCHUKO serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend.. AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget that my mother will also die soon...

AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice.. OCHUKO: Wow, really?.. AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice

EKAETTE sends a nude picture to AKPOS wit both legs open..EKAETTE: I'd wait like tis till u come.. AKPOS: Tat's okay, who took the picture?

That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand

...nice day psalm 67:1 may God be gracious to yhu today
Thinking of you!
God's richest blessings
and
sweetest graces always!

Muslims gave us Eid ul-Fitr, Christians gave us Christmas....oya these Atheist it's time you gave humanity a holiday too

Muslims gave us Eid ul-Fitr, Christians gave us Christmas....oya these Atheist it's time you gave humanity a holiday too

[quote author=uj_sizzle]She whistled along to D'Prince 'goody bag' playing over her headset, and jiggled her hips in tune with the beats totally oblivious to passers by. It was as perfect as any day could get, she thought to herself as she she took a left turn. The smell of freshly fried akara balls wafted in the air and her belly rumbled, 'ok i need to buy agege bread and that akara or i won't make if back home without help' she mumbled beneath her breath. She had spent half the night clicking away on her keyboard while chatting on nairaland with people she liked to describe as 'faceless' even though she already had ready made mental images of what everyone would look like in real life [/quote] ...from afar, she saw the queue n was discouraged. she made to the block of shops into shop 27 where she bought a 200 naira recharge card and some peak choco, then, there was a little delay as they looked for #1000 balance. then, she collected her balance buh not without a slight rebuke from the shopkeeper DT she's taken all his small denomination, she responded 'yhu won't lack balance wen its needed' as she leaves the shop.

HumbledbYGrace: *hand her a glass of milk* nyt

lol thanks.,.nyt nyt...

satanist: ı don dey go bye-bye**ıf ı wake up late, ı wıll arrest all of you for keepıng me awake***||**

why leave now dt alfa suggested we hook up?

Alfa Seltzer: if you think any of the ladies here have a hubby in their beds, you have another think coming.

dt's a gud one but same goes for the guys

HumbledbYGrace: sorry o...

I wan close shop now, anything else

i'm thirstyyyy

satanist: arent you supposed to joınıng your hubby ın bed.

i must complete my drama dosage before so,

yep...somenigerians egyptians r likely to have

HumbledbYGrace: Go to bed

yhu guys woke me up...now see...

Alfa Seltzer: I went to Bing and started typing your name then it proposed atm compilation. I saw wonderful.

good! next! i want dramaaaaaaaa...give me drama orrrrrrr

no show no audience

satanist: hmmmmm this one is strong[éléyı gıdı gan]***brıng the holy cane**

i say this one is strong! eleyi gidi gan * music* lol

Mr Troll: does it sweet you? Like new candy? With many varied flavours? Yeah?

Enjoy.

commercial...

Alfa Seltzer: more like childishness.

u re d initiator

satanist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so the bible is an amulet, i think i'll order one from amazon. ROTFLMAO

*interlude*

Alfa Seltzer: it gets worse. cognitive dissonance due to too much shouting and speaking gibberish?

more drama

satanist: *rejects holy water* *brings out of sigil of baphomet*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol *bring out bible*[/quote]see drama...

borrow frm d egyptians

...plenty drama...

we argue, we fight, but we always end up alright

HumbledbYGrace: I hope u packed garri too

Thanks darling, waiting for more

bring d garri along wen yhu r coming...yhu hyear?

hbg u 've seen them abi? my loads r packed rrady to go to kukukuvukiland#wink wink

FortresOfChrist: goodnight sister.

sweet dreams...

Ajibam: I give up

the hot seat yhu mean?@ fortress...

An0nimus: on a sidenote we could write a story like this...everyone writes his part. Atmc meets some bad guys we both beat them up and save her. #TheEnd.

it was on a cool saturday morning...being my favourite day of the week, for want of fresh air, i decided to stroll down d street n get me recharge card. stepping out of my door, i inhaled d fresh air n a taint of my neighbour's perfume wafted across my face as i turned d knob of my door, letting me know he'd gone out or may just be about. i slipped into my flipflop and started out...the cloud is serene ' me love it' i thought.

aManFromMars: Na e-grace convention cause this one?

no naaaa...before yhu say stealing is a sin, yhu have to be coming frm d angle of sin being d transgression of law...so now which law?

Ihedinobi: Some things are absolutely wrong on their own o - all forms of fornication, all forms of stealing, for instance.

...stealing is not a sin considering this dispensation of ours

HumbledbYGrace: lol

Hi everyone, @ Ada, m still waiting, I was thinking of creating the thread though and PM Oga Goshen because he is Mr religion section of the year so he should be the first one.

by 8pm

[quote author=uj_sizzle]hey sweetling, we haven't had power for 4days now, nl took a back seat. Musk? Nah, he broke my heart [/quote]if ur boyfriend no dey do u well kpam kpam away!