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Succinctly put. I like it.

Some are trekking to heaven while some others are on the wings of God's mercy @Ajibam

Okay.

ITbomb:
So dry I would rather listen to Buhari's hafi indifendenze speech
*runs out *

You need 'chanji'

When I went to the ER to have a painful ingrown toenail removed, I was a complete basket case— sobbing, gagging, petrified … the works. But my doctor knew how to calm me down. “Don’t worry about a thing,” he assured me. “I just looked up how to perform this operation on YouTube.”

A nurse working in a long-term-care facility, was at a celebration for one of the residents. It was her 100th birthday. She was quite somnolent as the party began, so She asked her, “Do you know how old you are today?” “No, how old am I?” “You’re 100 years old.” “Well, no wonder I’m so tired.”

***Medical Transcription Errors***
To paraphrase Mark Twain: Be careful of medical transcripts; you may die of a misprint.

1) Social history reveals this one-year- old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed.

2) On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it disappeared.

3) Discharge status : alive but without permission.

4) Exam of Instruments reveals that he is circus sized.

5) Occasional , constant infrequent headaches.

6) Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Ghana

7) She is numb from her toes down.

“Did you hear what happened to Mel?” one friend said to another. “He was seeing his doctor for six months because of chest pains and shortness of breath. Last week, he dropped dead from cancer.” “That’s terrible,” says the other friend. “Well, I told him a hundred times to go see my doctor.” “Is he any good?” “Good? He’s the best! If he treats you for heart problems … you’ll die of heart problems.”

Patient : Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself. Me : Where did you get hurt? Patient : Shoprite
Got health related jokes? bring it on

Jackbizzle's girlfriend at it again.
She announced she had good news … and bad. “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. “What’s the bad news?” I asked. “It tasted awful.” Since she was feeling better, I didn’t have the heart to tell her they’re called eardrops for a reason.

...and how's yourSaturday Thursday going?

Having fun on your bed like me? At work? Which 'one ever' just have fun. Loads of it. It's October after all

Hilarious true stories from real
doctors, nurses, and fellow patients...

"Here” says the nurse , handing the
patient a urine specimen container.
“The bathroom’s over there.” A few
minutes later, the patient comes out
of the bathroom.
“Thanks,” he says, returning the
empty container. “But there was a
toilet in there, so I didn’t need this
after all.”


As I leaned in to check her eyes, my
older patient got a little frisky. “You
remind me of my third husband,” she
said coyly.
“Third husband?” I asked. “How
many have you had?”
“Two.”

Lmao! Best Marriage Proposal.

Btwn, jokes are copied from a magazine.

Where

I love ur dp. I checked you out. I see you at the top.

divineappo:
Please we have a Youth, praise and worship & varieties program @RCCG. but we are thinking of adding some varieties to d program. sumtin dat youths would find interesting, i thought of drama, bible quiz, give ur suggestions pls. please share your comments pls. God bless you

Music jokes choreography games

aim5:
I'm joking. But yeah I got too nasty I'll admit hahah I scared the other girl off.

Give yourself A High Five!

aim5:
Y'all are cruel... that's why I hate females

The feeling is mutual

what's wrong? Anyone know?

Tupac is very dead!

love him

Really!?

baibijay:
OK bye!

Lmao!

I'll deny you the opportunity to shine by not quoting you, Full stop!

ikekings:
Same here. Why wouldn't i miss my Atm Machine. Oya who is the guy that slotted his card to the extent of making you curl your toes?

Nobody ooo

paix:
So one would need a rear view mirror for the toes during the action.

You are telling me.

Nonybb:
keep being stupid until it makes front page

Yeah... I won't be surprised if it does. Anything goes here atimes.

ikekings:
Atm Machine who made you cum?

Ikekings!!! **missed you loads**

Oh...

kovak:
The magic is in the exception, not in the rule.

So if I call her by name as a matter of your rule, there'd be no magic there. And again, when I call her a pet name because that's the norm, it's not magical either.

What I do in my relationship is to toggle between names. That way she frequently gets a magical appellation.

#Spontaneousappellation

My point exactly!

Nwoke m O gini?