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GentleMimi: Fall frm whose chest? *hangs him by his balls*

blawd of... :olol

lunch time, what are you guys having?

onuwaje: I just saw my mom.. She's up.. Thank God

better news

GentleMimi:
The guy enjoys getting on people's nerves. Sometimes,i feel like hanging him on a tree by his balls.....but then i realize he's the baby of this thread.

by his balls

spikes C: hmmmmmmmmmmm

Will you tell me i also have an attitude
For always saying the truth

yeah. saying the truth is an attitude

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Seun is against contests and debates and wants them cancelled. Says it doesn't drive traffic and it distracts mods.

If not, we'd have already kicked off proceedings by now.[/color]

so mr seun, all you want is traffic? the people in here cant unwind with contest and debates? how do you do without fun?

spikes C:

@onuwaje, how's ur mum? hope she's better now

fights are prerequisite for make up session@spike and gentlemimii envisage the later soon#winks

safedriveng: There is no free lunch in life. There is something in her that's wants to destroy u. I had similar experience during my service year but thank God I never jumped at it. 4 month after service, I decided to say hi to everyone in my PPA and my neighbours only to hear that the said girl is dead. So curious, I asked what lead to her death and they told me the angry villagers killed her after confessing that any young man that sleeps with her already signed an early death contract to die before age 32. She mention the name of 9 people who are dead and not lesser than 43 who she already got their death certificates. I enhence told my rooster not not jump at easy gifts

you didn't have to quote me to say that

Good morning...you guys woke up strong?

Sunbellar: Yes ooo. Life is a stage and we believe God for better days ahead.

better days...yeah, how was ur night?

obadiah777: and another thing you guys dont understand about women. women are born with all the eggs they would ever have in life. its not like a guy who produces sperm forever. a woman is born with all the eggs she would ever have. and with each period she sheds thousands of eggs. by the time a woman has gotten to her 17th birthday she would have shed over fifty percent of all the eggs she was born with. the older she gets the more eggs she loses, so with women time is off the essence. at 17 you have lost almost half of your eggs. it is what it is.

you are wrong!

caseless: wecome!

no case

Sunbellar: So so what? am all ears! Mine was hectic with lots of works! Am already looking forward for the weekend to have some rest.

so so as usual nothing in particular... appreciating week ends is a stage in one's life. hahaha there was a time you were not conscious of weekend cos there was not much difference bte it and weekday

Shout out to all diarylanders...u guys R°°ock√

derailerssss

Sunbellar: Ok ooo. Hope you are having a gr8 day.

yes i am, today was so so...how was urs?

agabaI23: Una dey push when una dey do? me I no dey push. I no gree for that explanation. Ihe oputaranu bu na nani inyo m na-akwa iko.

mgbe a, nani inyom na ikom na-akwa iko. but now ikom na ikom kwaga the thing...it still does not deny the origin of the name 'inyom ikwa ikom' lol

okpa di oku!

[quote author=dimples*]2010[/quote]dept?

agabaI23: I were obo aka gi na-ekpuchi onu iko dika I na-aku nkwa, O nwere mkpotu O na-eme na-ada pom pom

O buru I na-aku nwanyi nkwa ofuma, uda ya na-ada pom pom.

Ndi igbo wee kpoo ya , ikwa iko

lol@pom pom...
anyway, somebody azara m ya bu ajuju. ife ana-akpo umunwoke na umu nwanyi bu ndi ikom na ndi inyom. Ya mere, o bu a direct translation of a man 'pushing'...an ikom pushing in...ikom ikwa inyom hence the name ikwa ikom...ikwa iko...oya say me thank you for the lecture

Sunbellar: I concur with you. Humblebygrace is a special specie of human being. Endowed with intelligence, naturally humble,cool, collected and very respectful.

no she was humbledaccording to her by grace....if she is humble naturally it means na circumstantial humility lol

tell the person you have a boy/girlfriend...but you guys can still be friends. Lying will be unnecessary here.

very true@op

kedu ife o digi ka obu reason e ji akpo for.ni.cation ikwa iko n'asusu igbo? onye zata ya, i will give the person...

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Amazing people of God you all woke up strong?

ITbomb: When I saw this topic
'Help! I Always Attract Men That Want Just Sex!'
I thought it was you

smh...Itbomb ndo! smh

vickyO: Wetin you want??

let me sleep over it sleep has come o
Goodnight
@lana which below?

@vicky o bribe me

[quote author=lana_Vello]wif all pleasure jez dish out like thrice your usual size cos i kinda eat a lot [/quote]this ur tiny body...where the food dey enter go sef?