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Health / Re: 1 In Every 13 Residents Of Anambra Infected With Tuberculosis – Official by atorioke(m): 7:49pm On May 28, 2021
This one dey find office wey he wan take chop. Nor be only 1 out of 13. You tested 13 suspected cases of TB and you confirmed 1 case, you don rush go comment say 1 out of 13 in Anambra has TB.

Dey find office wey you wan take eat. Like TB na joke to you abi?

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Business / Re: How Do I Recover My Money From A Debtor ? by atorioke(m): 7:37pm On May 28, 2021
Carey cane go he office go flog am. By the time you do am straight 5 days unto Wike blood wey you get, he go find means settle you.

Our vision is to FLOG

Our mission is to FLOG.

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Politics / Re: Jerry Amilo Mobbed By Fans At Upper Iweka, Onitsha (Pictures, Video) by atorioke(m): 10:54am On May 23, 2021
No mob, no water.

No tree, no monkey.

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Politics / Re: GDP Performance By Nigerian Presidents Since 1999 by atorioke(m): 7:55am On May 23, 2021
Where is Obasanjo's average GDP? You included the average GDP of all the Presidents except that of OBJ. Why? Yoruba man.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Nowhere To Be Found As Chief Of Army Staff Is Buried by atorioke(m): 4:45pm On May 22, 2021
You all thought it was Muhammadu Buhari that appointed him in the first place? You guys joke-rock.
Phones / Re: TECNO Camon 17 Becomes First Mediatek SOC Smartphone To Receive Android 12 Beta by atorioke(m): 1:16pm On May 19, 2021
Bag of beans phone

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Politics / Re: Mutiny, As Armed Bandits Turn Guns Against Each Other In Niger Community by atorioke(m): 7:54am On May 19, 2021
E go shock una say average Northerner ready settle their fight.

For me, why should bandits fight themselves?

Bandit and Boko Haram na Northern headache.

I read and ignore their story. Not my headache.

But you see those Fulani herdsmen for South? Na dem I dey after

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Phones / What Is The Cost Of Registering A New Glo Sim? by atorioke(m): 9:23pm On May 17, 2021
Please help!!!
Crime / Re: JUST IN: Three Cops Feared Dead As Gunmen Raze Delta Police Station by atorioke(m): 9:02pm On May 16, 2021
I wonder why this is not on Nairaland since morning.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Inaugurates 11-Man Investigative Committee To Probe Hadiza Bala-Usman by atorioke(m): 12:23pm On May 10, 2021
That Bala fine nor be here oh. Who dey enjoy the woman? Nairalanders fit know oh. Here na land of information. Make una answer my question.

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Crime / Re: Ughelli Market Crisis Deepens, Man’s Severed Head Dumped At Popular Junction (gr by atorioke(m): 8:54pm On May 01, 2021
aaa14bd1083:
biafra I hail!! grin

Illiteracy is a disease. How are the Urhobo people Biafrans? They were formerly part of old western region before the agitation that birthed Midwest region and then bendel state and then Delta state. Abi the names you see there resemble Igbo names? Wetin concern Urhobo and Biafra.

Abi dem tell you say they are part of birth of Biafra?

Abeg nor dey cap shit.

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Crime / Re: Ughelli Market Crisis Deepens, Man’s Severed Head Dumped At Popular Junction (gr by atorioke(m): 8:54pm On May 01, 2021
aaa14bd1083:
biafra I hail!! grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Backs Wife, Warns Nigerians Against Disparaging Security Forces by atorioke(m): 6:42pm On Apr 29, 2021
Islie:



Nationwide Chaos: Tinubu backs wife, warns Nigerians against disparaging security forces



Tinubu’s comments came two days after his wife attacked Senator Smart Adeyemi for criticising uncurbed killings, maimings and destruction of assets across the country.





https://gazettengr.com/nationwide-chaos-tinubu-backs-wife-warns-nigerians-against-disparaging-security-forces/


Lalasticlala





Who is this fool called Tinubu? He is in the news lately.

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Politics / Re: New Law: Lagos May Take Over Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode’s Cases From EFCC by atorioke(m): 6:52am On Apr 25, 2021
Jokeful law. A state law wants to override a federal law? Tinubu is desperate. This is to show that Tinubu is scared of the FG. Anyway, wetin I know?
Politics / Re: Keyamo Exposes Eedris Abdulkareem For Disparaging Him In New Song by atorioke(m): 6:48am On Apr 25, 2021
I wonder why he specifically called out Keyamo. Like Keyamo is even a small boy in this government. He is a minister for State for crying out loud.

Eedris is an example of feed me or I bite you. Nor be dog be that? Anyway, wetin I know!

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Politics / Re: IPOB’s Armed Wing Threatens To Invade The North by atorioke(m): 7:20pm On Apr 18, 2021
HisSexcellency:
The way dailytrust has dedicated itself to covering ipob/esn news of late. Something is definitely fishy undecided

It is owned by a Northerner.
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Mother, Daughter For Stabbing Nursing Mum In Delta by atorioke(m): 8:42am On Apr 18, 2021
heendrix:
SS women are unnecessarily just evil sad

We all know that it is the Igbo women that are wicked. Their news full Nairaland.com of how dem dey malthreat people children wey dey under their roof and human trafficking. The thing happened in Asaba, and the suspects might be from Anambra, that is the headquarter of heartless women in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Malami: Over ₦527 Billion Ibori Loot Still Being Expected by atorioke(m): 9:46am On Mar 10, 2021
How is €100m equals to N527b? The OP is somehow mad sha, and must be a Yoruba boy. Ibori is a big thief though.

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Celebrities / Re: Remi Surutu And Fathia Fight: Why I Slapped Faithia Balogun - Remi Oshodi by atorioke(m): 3:28pm On Mar 06, 2021
If we act as Psychologist, the reason this woman dey vex na because say dem dey call Faithai queen of Yoruba movie industry.

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Politics / Re: Southwest Unite Against Northern Intimidation by atorioke(m): 11:09am On Mar 01, 2021
mumu. una never see anything. Buhari 2024�

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