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jamesibor:
You can do well by listing those inventors, what they invented and proof instead of going on an emotional and sentimental rant.

They are readily available online if you could educate yourself but I'll give you some here
First attempt to make a flying machine-- Abbas Ibn firnas
First degree awarding University - - by Fatima AL firri in morroco
Father of Algebra and the first to introduce the concept of raising to power-- AL khawarismi
World most elaborate and complete description of the world-- AL idrisi
Encyclopedia of surgery-- AL zahrawi
First description of cyptanalysis-- AL kindi
Astronomy - - AL battan
Medicine - - Arrazi
And many others
These are 8,9,10th century works.
Please read more.
And this scholars wrote many explanation and correction to books of old written by old philosophers and learned men.

jamesibor:
Keep consoling yourself my friend.

Console my foot. That's the reality

That jew guy just posted rubbish
It actually showed how shallow his brain is cos if he had reasoned well he'd have known that world and record breaking researches were done even before the birth of Alfred Nobel himself.
The earliest he posted there was 1905
And any sane scientist knows that real world works have been done hundreds of years before that and the major contributors were muslims
Don't quote anything on medicine by stating Nobel prize winners rather tell us the fathers of medicine
Don't lecture us on technology by stating a 20th century fact, tell us the father's of technology itself.
Mtchee

Me too 07037424226

Thanks for this. Hoping to start exactly at that time you put up mayowaadamson@gmail.com

GentlemanAyo:
Pls can you share the link you are using?

https://www.nnpc-snepco-scholarship.shell.com/User/Apply.aspx
Try and use Mozilla on phone. That was what I used and I was able to apply within 10mins

Congratulations to him. Wishing him a successful tenure

Ebayray:
Since you know him so well, ask him then And please let his answers be reasonable.

You see
Kindly go onlyn or go guy some newspaper and read his reasons.
But why comment in the first instance when you didn't have a full grasp of the situation

Ebayray:
If he's really worthy of all these emulations, I think he should have put Jamb cut off mark at 200.

Greedy and selfish comment.
Don't worry you will be admitted

donproject:
Nothing contrary. I wish this man was into politics...being a Nigerian president wouldn't be a bad idea, anything is possible sha

Some of us don't wish him into politics we only wish he continued his good work anywhere he is a called to serve

Martinez19:
I would be graduating from med school at 26. I just recently started worrying if it is a late age to gain enough experience and further specialisation. Note that I intend to live as a single all my life. Medics in the house, what is your advise.

Who told you, you'd graduate by that tym
Ehn Ehn, knew some fellas that finished in their 30s and they are doing fyn
So what's the joy in remaining singles for life
Na una type dey disturb students for sex.
No sex no pass
Shiorrrrrr

Holargyde:
Send me your email account

Should I send mine too?

MedicalSamwise:
Is it jes me or those pictures look "PHOTOSHOPED"

see you, Photoshop ko camerashop ni

Coldfeets:
This is a nonsense and stupid post.

Emusmithy, why will you look at something that is not actually a problem and turn it around to make it look like a problem?

If the truth must be said, if there is a sudden increase in the number of unmarried ladies, it means there is also an attendant increase in the number of unmarried guys.

I don't just know why you guys just love to scare the ladies with these types of posts.

Just look at how you are even subliminally threatening them by reminding them of Shiloh.

Maka why?

Do you truly think or really believe marriage is for everyone?

Well, I guess it is for you people in the third world countries who think marriage is an achievement, sort of.

You guys think you are doing the ladies some sort of favour by marrying them, right?

Look at you. A lady gave you her number. You called her. And she starts 'forming'.

And because of that, you dropped her one time!

Clap for yourself. You are here proudly giving us flimsy excuses why you left a possible relationship so that we will clap for you and pat you on your back abi?

Listen to me my friend, YOU ARE VERY IMMATURE!

You think you are the bomb such that any lady who gives you her number must remember you because you are the only person in the world she should be thinking about immediately you gave her your number, right?

You guys just make it sound as if a woman should just pick the first guy that comes for her so as to avoid stories that touch in the future but there's one thing you 'relationship doctor guys' are always forgetting or have failed to understand.

Unlike men who can easily decide if a woman is worth their time or not; women need a lot data, inputs, suggestions, advice, etc, before they can settle for a particular candidate.

So don't blame a woman for being picky or too choosy because naturally she should be very picky or else she might end up at the worst side of the bargain... which, you and I perfectly know, is normally the case!

You guys just have to be easy on the ladies, please.

A woman has to 'form'. A woman has to take her time to decide. A woman has to be very very very careful in choosing because in most cases it is the woman that suffers the most if things go awry in the relationship.

So my guy, if you really want to salvage the 'situation' , then repair the economy.

That is the only real reason I can really point at right now why there is the so called increase in the number of unmarried ladies... and unmarried guys!

Not really all these other nonsense and rubbish reasons you mentioned.

This would have made good sense but Kai it isn't practical. just look around you and you would see. it's good to do all those but
1. not everybody must do it
2. some may have to study well before consent
3. some just don't know how to. copy copy
Solution
1. do what is good. be a good wife material ( not what nowadays girls think oo.) and a better husband material will come
2. let's not forget polygyny. it would save a lot rather than sleeping around with some Linda girls thereby rendering them useless and unmarriageable.
Thanks

sent. Thanks

awon ole ati obayeje. ee pofo gbeyin ni. shio

BankeSmalls:
Why won't he win? The type of low iq individuals from south west who will support him to run the country aground still abound.

He will win and we continue to suffer. Even Beremx cannot afford to buy a phone to browse and that's why she left nairaland.

In jonathan period the runs girl was buying phones and yapping like a mad dog. Now see what buharry has done to her.

Heywoo, see what you are saying, Kai true true na small you be for that thing wey dem call sense. And people will say this one make sense now. God pls save our country

Plasmbob1:
Na so..and some religious bigots didn't wear hijab to show their hypocrisy.

why are you soo pained??

kuchikau1:
if i didnt fvck ur mother, u wouldnt have ben on earth today.

I beg no vex ehn

kuchikau1:
wasted sperm

you see you are really frustrated, kindly check the meaning of wasted in your dictionary. Demented cephalon

kuchikau1:
u voted for change, enjoy it. Foolish people.

frustrated human being

oya now mods, make e no go shock guys

ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
This is to inform all fresh students that clearance of those on 2nd and 3rd lists of admission would commence on Thursday 29th December, 2016cç and end on Saturday, 7th January, 2017.
All affected students are to report at the Multipurpose Hall on the dates allocated to their Faculties.
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Mickael2:
I am not really saying that I'm sure but you have a point there. I wouldn't be a bit suprised if her Jamb and WAEC results aren't even hers(you understand what I mean by that). This years Jamb and WAEC don turn to full time rubbish so it's hard to really understand if she is the owner. Looking at that result intensively, I do not think that it is possible for someone with B2 in Maths to get a C4 in physics, I have been in the WAEC system for a while between 2011-2013, in most cases, physics grades are better than maths grades. I will still check that her school to know if it's a malpractice zone, or if it's one of these schools that pay for good WAEC grades for marketing purposes

guy forget oo,, I had B2 in mathematics and c5 in physics. I hate physics ehn.

With regards to the N power recruitment, please kindly signify if your shortlisted under N power health and how the registration has been going.
Let's please make it educative.

@op. her name is faidat and not farida

see students,
1. The moon is always full at the middle of the Hijri calendar(which uses the moon as its counting mode which is opposed to the sun used by the Gregorian)
2. It only corresponded with the 15 of the Gregorian this night
3. it progresses from a small hilal(crescent) from the first hijri day to the fullest on 14 or 15 and returns back as the date progress.

Please is this information correct? Opinions please

Bobola07:
Hello, gud afternun guys..good work on the thread. I want to ask some questions about Unilorin direct entry to Medicine & Surgery and i will appreciate answers from you guys.
1. Does the school require nysc discharge certificate during clearance?
I asked this because i wil be graduating from futa next year (biochemistry dept), and i want to pick the DE form that same 2017 cos i plan goin for service after mbbs.

2. Presently, i av a cgpa of 3.8, and my olevel result, maths-A1, eng-B2, phy-B3, chem- B2 bio- C4.
I want to know if these can boost my chances of admission

well, that should be all, i wil appreciate additional comments answers and advice

Question 1. NO
Question 2. Excellent results, just that Nigeria is getting complicated day in day out. Best of luck

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ash1akintola:
I was woken from my slumber last night when I heard that our darling former Vice chancellor of the better by far University has been made the new Jamb boss. Alhamdulillah! I shouted, knowing fully well the antecedents of the astute disciplinarian. Not just because his legacy of ‘’it must be done’’ and commitment to service, but also because- which I would be forever thankful for- of his doggedness in seeing to the fact that Unilorin doesn’t go on strike and has always been so. His policies see to it that the University of Ilorin stands tall in the league of universities in Nigerian and even in the whole of Africa in terms of innovation and other stuffs that are the envy of all other educational institutions. All these are not just to brag about a product of my alma mata but a proof to the fact that during his era, Unilorin became the oba awon university- the king of all Universities. Actually I am definitely and grossly unqualified to start eulogizing the Islamic scholar as other Ogas at the top have justifiably done so. My aim, I think at this juncture should be revealed from the quiver I have kept them. And as I dole out the pin pointed arrows, never desist in cutting me short of my points if they are off the grid.

In my little experience in life, history if I am not wrong, do and always repeats itself. And as OBJ had said, ‘’we never learn from it’’. I wouldn’t consider that as anything related to time travel for everything that would or has been done had already been done in times past.

Football, as foolish, easy or complex as it seems, depending on how you view the round leather game teaches a lot of lessons. But as unarguably the most popular game in the world, many fail to learn indelible lessons that lie
therein. In order to catch your attention and be poignant in my assertions, the just concluded Euro 2016 finals that was held in France is a match that I and many amongst football lovers would not forget so soon. In the finals, the world echoed with the call of Christiano Ronaldo’s name as the savior of the almighty Portuguese team. He is fit, capable, hot, skillful, and no doubt the right man, by human standard, fit to collect both the golden boot and the championship trophy. No sign of fatigue was recorded during his training sessions with his team mates and even the France national team were shivering to their spines with the presence of Ronaldo on the portugal team. Fans worshipped him, haters respected him and even his arch rival, Lionel messi I know, would have no option than to wish him well. The match started as envisaged and our almighty Ronaldo was nowhere to be found in most of the twenty minutes he spent on the field. Finally the ball came to him and all the fans in the stadium I know would have whispered in their hearts, ‘’the champ is on’’. With a slight tackle from Payet who GOD had used in rewarding those that payeth attention to the fact that he, the God of the universe, is the only omnipotent, Monsieur Ronaldo was left limping all around the field. After few minutes of struggle, he had no option than to give up and be carried off the pitch. What a pity! All the hopes of Portugal winning the trophy and Ronaldo’s fans seeing him destroy France went off with just a minor tackle. Although they later won the tournament, but it was all without Ronaldo!


I am sure the world would not forget so soon our own Moshood Kashimawo Abiola, popularly known as MKO, who Nigerians and even the world believed
would be the ultimate saviour of Nigeria during those harsh and perilous times. Despite the fact that I was still young when the whole imbroglio was hot, yet I
met, was told and read how phantasmagoric the polity was in a country of many hopes. In fact, if anything had happened to Abiola before the election, Africa would have stood still for decades! He, by general consensus won the election and the world expected him to take over the mantle and be the messiah we have all expected in Nigeria. But Alas! The then richest man in Africa died a bondsman. Rumours had it that he died a slow death from poisoned tea. He couldn’t take Nigeria to the promise land. What a heartbreaker!

Dear reader, Yorubas have it in one of their sayings that ‘’epo epa lojo posi eliri’’ - the shell of the groundnut hold no resemblance than the coffin of ELiri (an insect) - forgive my translation. I would continue to draw examples from the political history of Nigeria and those referred to as being its messiah. I would remember vividly the comment made by a British journalist in a documentary titled, ‘’The real story of Nigeria-(green passport)” during queen Elizabeth’s visit to Nigeria. He reportedly tagged Nigeria the hope of Africa as that was the general feeling of the world to us, for he said:
‘’great hopes are centered on this new Nigerian leadership. Nigeria, a country as big as Pakistan is rapidly becoming self governing, many expected to become the foremost Negro state of the continent’’

Unfortunately, that’s not what happened!


Arisekola Alao – for the examples wouldn’t stop-the Aare Musulumi of Yoruba land and the former vice president of the Nigerian Supreme Council of Islamic Affairs in Nigeria, was no doubt a great philanthropist. A father to many and a succor to uncountable. Many had regarded him as their saviour as without Aare, as he was fondly called in their issue, the matter remains unsolved. He was instrumental to installing governors and removing some. He
was powerful and influential, but in the end, he died even without getting sick of a major ailment. Many thought they wouldn’t survive, as a day without paying homage at his residence meant hunger and starvation. Alas these same people are still alive, hale and hearty today.

Maybe you haven’t gotten the gist. Now I am coming out clear. Whoever it might be; From Ronaldo to Abiola and Arishekola, none holds the qualification of being taken as a savior in the midst of calamities for God despises such thought. I am a lover of Sai Baba to be candid and factual. To be precise, I am also not a pessimist. As a writer had said – as i paraphrase- that sustaining a wound requires going through hardship and pains for it to be cured. Hoarding or keeping it to yourself wouldn’t heal it. You need to be taken through a ‘’heat therapy’’. He buttressed his assertions about this era as one going through such unbearable but necessary therapy for it had sustained greatly deep
wound over the years, to which I would agree. But come to think of it, Human beings who were created to be impatient and hasty in our attitudes to occurrences are naturally prone to complain when things are not going their way. To confess, on a personal note e no easy at all at all, for the rise of dollar go surpass mountain Everest. I would, without mincing words base my assertions on the current hardship we have found ourselves in the loss of trust in the almighty, who holds the affairs of man in his hands. In a very authentic hadith (Qudsi) of the prophet where Allah says:
“the son of Adam offends me. He curses time. For I am time. For in my hands are the night and day.’’

We accept and reject things based on the way we see fit forgetting the fact that we are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator. Man tends to forget that it is Allah that can make or mar situations. He doesn’t care what you think about a person or what you might seem right. He is our overall creator. So in case you want to eulogize Prof. Oloyede as the messiah of Jamb, always remember that it was Allah that took away Yaradua from our Midst without Amnesty and he is the one that subdued Abacha despite his ill gotten fortune as he had done with the pharaos of the past. So if you love Oloyode that much and you don’t want to kill him so early, pray he delivers don’t say he is the deliverer.

Pray for him, don’t pray to him!


Ashraf Akintola.

Excellent