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ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
This is to inform all fresh students that clearance of those on 2nd and 3rd lists of admission would commence on Thursday 29th December, 2016cç and end on Saturday, 7th January, 2017.
All affected students are to report at the Multipurpose Hall on the dates allocated to their Faculties.
They must come with a scratch card and all their credentials.
Cleared students should be ready to pay and register immediately.
1. Thursday 29th December -- Faculties of Pharmacy, Vet Medicine, Basic Medical Sciences, Nursing, Law
2. Friday, 30th December -- Faculty of Agric
3. Saturday, 31st December -- Faculty of Engineering
4. Tuesday, 3rd January, 2017 -- Faculties of Life Science and Arts
5. Wednesday, 4th January, 2017 -- Faculties of Social Sciences and Environmental Sciences
6. Thursday, 5th January, 2017 -- Faculty of Education
7. Friday, 6th January, 2017 -- Faculty of Physical Sciences
8. Saturday, 7th January, 2017 -- Faculty of Management Sciences
NB:
All affected students MUST endeavour to report on the dates allocated to their Faculties.
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Mickael2:
I am not really saying that I'm sure but you have a point there. I wouldn't be a bit suprised if her Jamb and WAEC results aren't even hers(you understand what I mean by that). This years Jamb and WAEC don turn to full time rubbish so it's hard to really understand if she is the owner. Looking at that result intensively, I do not think that it is possible for someone with B2 in Maths to get a C4 in physics, I have been in the WAEC system for a while between 2011-2013, in most cases, physics grades are better than maths grades. I will still check that her school to know if it's a malpractice zone, or if it's one of these schools that pay for good WAEC grades for marketing purposes

guy forget oo,, I had B2 in mathematics and c5 in physics. I hate physics ehn.

With regards to the N power recruitment, please kindly signify if your shortlisted under N power health and how the registration has been going.
Let's please make it educative.

@op. her name is faidat and not farida

see students,
1. The moon is always full at the middle of the Hijri calendar(which uses the moon as its counting mode which is opposed to the sun used by the Gregorian)
2. It only corresponded with the 15 of the Gregorian this night
3. it progresses from a small hilal(crescent) from the first hijri day to the fullest on 14 or 15 and returns back as the date progress.

Please is this information correct? Opinions please

Bobola07:
Hello, gud afternun guys..good work on the thread. I want to ask some questions about Unilorin direct entry to Medicine & Surgery and i will appreciate answers from you guys.
1. Does the school require nysc discharge certificate during clearance?
I asked this because i wil be graduating from futa next year (biochemistry dept), and i want to pick the DE form that same 2017 cos i plan goin for service after mbbs.

2. Presently, i av a cgpa of 3.8, and my olevel result, maths-A1, eng-B2, phy-B3, chem- B2 bio- C4.
I want to know if these can boost my chances of admission

well, that should be all, i wil appreciate additional comments answers and advice

Question 1. NO
Question 2. Excellent results, just that Nigeria is getting complicated day in day out. Best of luck

Richbboy22:
PROBLEM 1. IMAGES APPEARS BLURRED

SOLUTION : If the image appears blurred, check the transfer roller, and laser-scanning assembly.

A worn transfer roller can cause a “faded” image symptom. The transfer roller cannot be cleaned as it must be replaced. In addition, the dust on a lens or mirror of the laser-scanning assembly can distort the beam and cause image problems. Remove the screws securing the top and examine the interior.

Carefully examine and clean the reflecting mirror and lenses. Typically, the laser assembly can easily be removed for cleaning or replacement purposes.

PROBLEM 2. FUZZY LASER OUTPUT

SOLUTION : Fuzzy laser output maybe due to the dirty corona wire or running out of toner. Appearance of horizontal lines in the printing indicates the damaged or dirty print drums or print roller as all these are part of the cartridge. Therefore replacing the cartridge is a better option.

PROBLEM 3. PRINTOUT ARE APPEARING WHITE

SOLUTION : If the print out appears white in printing, then shake the toner package for an equal distribution of powder. If the problem persists, then clean the transfer corona assembly. Due to the accumulation of dust on the assembly, the electrical charge that assembly holds is unable to attract toner from the drum.

Having other issues relating to computers? please feel free to Visit www.orgutech.

PROBLEM 4. PAPER CURLS WHEN IT COMES ON THE OUTPUT BIN OF THE PRINTER

SOLUTION : Such a situation occurs when the fusing area of the printer apply more than required heat on the paper. Check whether the control panel of the printer has any option to adjust fuser temperature. Otherwise, consult the authorized vendor of printer.

PROBLEM 5. PRINTER PRINTS BLANK PAGES

SOLUTION: The first possible reason could be toner running out of powder. To overcome this problem, first turn off the printer and pull out the toner from the printer. In case, the powder is out stock, then replace the toner and print a test page from the computer.

Another reason could be the presence of sealing tape (preventive seal on the opening of the tone to avoid any damages) on the top of the toner.

Check the toner for sealing tape. If Present then remove it, and fix the toner back in the printer. Now try to print a test page from the computer.

Printers also print blank pages due to the presence of blank pages in the file. If possible delete those blank pages from the file.
Having other issues relating to computers? please feel free to Visit www.orgutech.

Hello sir, pls with regards to printing and photocopying, I want to start the business, pls can you help highlight steps to take, cheap for starters photocopier or printer to buy?? will really appreciate your response

ash1akintola:
I was woken from my slumber last night when I heard that our darling former Vice chancellor of the better by far University has been made the new Jamb boss. Alhamdulillah! I shouted, knowing fully well the antecedents of the astute disciplinarian. Not just because his legacy of ‘’it must be done’’ and commitment to service, but also because- which I would be forever thankful for- of his doggedness in seeing to the fact that Unilorin doesn’t go on strike and has always been so. His policies see to it that the University of Ilorin stands tall in the league of universities in Nigerian and even in the whole of Africa in terms of innovation and other stuffs that are the envy of all other educational institutions. All these are not just to brag about a product of my alma mata but a proof to the fact that during his era, Unilorin became the oba awon university- the king of all Universities. Actually I am definitely and grossly unqualified to start eulogizing the Islamic scholar as other Ogas at the top have justifiably done so. My aim, I think at this juncture should be revealed from the quiver I have kept them. And as I dole out the pin pointed arrows, never desist in cutting me short of my points if they are off the grid.

In my little experience in life, history if I am not wrong, do and always repeats itself. And as OBJ had said, ‘’we never learn from it’’. I wouldn’t consider that as anything related to time travel for everything that would or has been done had already been done in times past.

Football, as foolish, easy or complex as it seems, depending on how you view the round leather game teaches a lot of lessons. But as unarguably the most popular game in the world, many fail to learn indelible lessons that lie
therein. In order to catch your attention and be poignant in my assertions, the just concluded Euro 2016 finals that was held in France is a match that I and many amongst football lovers would not forget so soon. In the finals, the world echoed with the call of Christiano Ronaldo’s name as the savior of the almighty Portuguese team. He is fit, capable, hot, skillful, and no doubt the right man, by human standard, fit to collect both the golden boot and the championship trophy. No sign of fatigue was recorded during his training sessions with his team mates and even the France national team were shivering to their spines with the presence of Ronaldo on the portugal team. Fans worshipped him, haters respected him and even his arch rival, Lionel messi I know, would have no option than to wish him well. The match started as envisaged and our almighty Ronaldo was nowhere to be found in most of the twenty minutes he spent on the field. Finally the ball came to him and all the fans in the stadium I know would have whispered in their hearts, ‘’the champ is on’’. With a slight tackle from Payet who GOD had used in rewarding those that payeth attention to the fact that he, the God of the universe, is the only omnipotent, Monsieur Ronaldo was left limping all around the field. After few minutes of struggle, he had no option than to give up and be carried off the pitch. What a pity! All the hopes of Portugal winning the trophy and Ronaldo’s fans seeing him destroy France went off with just a minor tackle. Although they later won the tournament, but it was all without Ronaldo!


I am sure the world would not forget so soon our own Moshood Kashimawo Abiola, popularly known as MKO, who Nigerians and even the world believed
would be the ultimate saviour of Nigeria during those harsh and perilous times. Despite the fact that I was still young when the whole imbroglio was hot, yet I
met, was told and read how phantasmagoric the polity was in a country of many hopes. In fact, if anything had happened to Abiola before the election, Africa would have stood still for decades! He, by general consensus won the election and the world expected him to take over the mantle and be the messiah we have all expected in Nigeria. But Alas! The then richest man in Africa died a bondsman. Rumours had it that he died a slow death from poisoned tea. He couldn’t take Nigeria to the promise land. What a heartbreaker!

Dear reader, Yorubas have it in one of their sayings that ‘’epo epa lojo posi eliri’’ - the shell of the groundnut hold no resemblance than the coffin of ELiri (an insect) - forgive my translation. I would continue to draw examples from the political history of Nigeria and those referred to as being its messiah. I would remember vividly the comment made by a British journalist in a documentary titled, ‘’The real story of Nigeria-(green passport)” during queen Elizabeth’s visit to Nigeria. He reportedly tagged Nigeria the hope of Africa as that was the general feeling of the world to us, for he said:
‘’great hopes are centered on this new Nigerian leadership. Nigeria, a country as big as Pakistan is rapidly becoming self governing, many expected to become the foremost Negro state of the continent’’

Unfortunately, that’s not what happened!


Arisekola Alao – for the examples wouldn’t stop-the Aare Musulumi of Yoruba land and the former vice president of the Nigerian Supreme Council of Islamic Affairs in Nigeria, was no doubt a great philanthropist. A father to many and a succor to uncountable. Many had regarded him as their saviour as without Aare, as he was fondly called in their issue, the matter remains unsolved. He was instrumental to installing governors and removing some. He
was powerful and influential, but in the end, he died even without getting sick of a major ailment. Many thought they wouldn’t survive, as a day without paying homage at his residence meant hunger and starvation. Alas these same people are still alive, hale and hearty today.

Maybe you haven’t gotten the gist. Now I am coming out clear. Whoever it might be; From Ronaldo to Abiola and Arishekola, none holds the qualification of being taken as a savior in the midst of calamities for God despises such thought. I am a lover of Sai Baba to be candid and factual. To be precise, I am also not a pessimist. As a writer had said – as i paraphrase- that sustaining a wound requires going through hardship and pains for it to be cured. Hoarding or keeping it to yourself wouldn’t heal it. You need to be taken through a ‘’heat therapy’’. He buttressed his assertions about this era as one going through such unbearable but necessary therapy for it had sustained greatly deep
wound over the years, to which I would agree. But come to think of it, Human beings who were created to be impatient and hasty in our attitudes to occurrences are naturally prone to complain when things are not going their way. To confess, on a personal note e no easy at all at all, for the rise of dollar go surpass mountain Everest. I would, without mincing words base my assertions on the current hardship we have found ourselves in the loss of trust in the almighty, who holds the affairs of man in his hands. In a very authentic hadith (Qudsi) of the prophet where Allah says:
“the son of Adam offends me. He curses time. For I am time. For in my hands are the night and day.’’

We accept and reject things based on the way we see fit forgetting the fact that we are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator. Man tends to forget that it is Allah that can make or mar situations. He doesn’t care what you think about a person or what you might seem right. He is our overall creator. So in case you want to eulogize Prof. Oloyede as the messiah of Jamb, always remember that it was Allah that took away Yaradua from our Midst without Amnesty and he is the one that subdued Abacha despite his ill gotten fortune as he had done with the pharaos of the past. So if you love Oloyode that much and you don’t want to kill him so early, pray he delivers don’t say he is the deliverer.

Pray for him, don’t pray to him!


Ashraf Akintola.

Excellent

martineverest:
isnt he the same oloyede,the former vc of unilorin that was a nightmare to his students.....my cousin hated her then vc,oloyede....he was too strict, wicked and overly islamic.

Ever since he left the position of unilorin vc,my cousin has been rejoicing as if she won lotto

That can be cos of some factors that span between
1. Your cousin is a tramp
2. She is un serious
3. She is always late
4. Or she dey fear to face tanks
No responsible, discipline and sane student will hate him

larukey:
Please I need a good Muslim primary school along badagry expressway Lagos.
School with correct and sound aqeedah

kindly post that in the religion section or do you want people to embarrass you?

MuhMubRaj:
what relates attachment to snake na I don't know? Have you been to the other world before or who has been there and witnessed it

Smh guy. I don't think its advisable to want to be like some pple, who don't know how to think rather they think in a shallow way

MuhMubRaj:
90k is small for a Bsc holder that know his/her worth...Personally, 120k is the least I could start with

see yaa mouth

dpete1:
am sorry,but you are a fool for quoting the whole post just to write "lol"...receive common sense in jesus name

Short of words. Just learn how to suppress anger

nmm

mrphysics:
one of the guy I met in Kano told me to convert to Islam that Islam is the best religion. he was bold enough to tell me that. I just looked at him and whispered to his hear that no religion is better than each other.

Kano is a very religious place. they mount speakers even in electric pole. El-Rufia can't enforce that his bill in Kano here.

you can't count five houses without seeing a mosque. Here is full of mosque. their ladies don't come outside and you Dere not work while holding a lady here in Kano. if she like let her her your wife, they never born you to try it. inside keke napep, you are not allowed to sit touching a lady though some motorists don't care about whether you touch them or not.

Another thing here in Kano is that the fence of every house is almost the height of the roof of the building. no matter how local the house is, it must have a fence as high as the roof. The Emir of Kanos house has a very high fence such that even if you are in a storey building, you wouldn't see the inside. They do it to protect their wife, they don't want you to see their wife or daughter.

And you don't visit them. if you manage to get any female friend in Kano, you don't visit her, she is the only one to visit you, else, if any Muslim man see you in his house, just know that one of your hand is gone.

[till tomorrow, sai gobe, or sai da safe , it's a Muslim way of saying,"good night, till tomorrow". Allah iy kai'mu, Amin[may God make it to happen]

that is not the way Muslims greet that's Hausa language not even Arabic(illa god in) talk less of Muslims. Muslims greet Asalamualaekum at any tym. probably you don't know your story about the Hausa's is to them and not to Islam.

Abeg make dem pay corpers alawe fast. na that one go good pass

Our attention has been drawn to a report titled, Gridlock: RCCG Repairs Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, published on page 5 of the Punch newspapers of Thursday, November 5, 2015. The report, quoting an unnamed source at the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, had claimed that the ongoing palliative work being done on some bad portions of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway was being handled by the revered church. Contrary to that claim however, I will like to state that the ongoing palliative work on the Lagos Ibadan expressway is being handled by the Ogun State Ministry of Works and Infrastructure. Concerned about the plight of commuters on the ever busy Lagos-Ibadan expressway, the Ogun State Government, on Tuesday, embarked on palliative work on some bad portions of the expressway. Not minding the fact that it is a federal road, Governor Ibikunle Amosun, worried about the plight of commuters who spend hours in traffic gridlock on the road, directed the state Ministry of Works and infrastructure to immediately fix the bad portions of the road and also construct drainages. In giving the directive, the governor was particularly concerned about the need to immediately bring relieve to the road users especially as the Redeemed Christian Church of God and other churches on the ever busy road are also billed to hold events that will attract millions of worshippers this weekend. Speaking during an inspection tour of the ongoing palliative work being carried out by the Ogun State Ministry of Works and Infrastructure on the federal road at about 1 am on Wednesday, Senator Ibikunle Amosun, Ogun State Governor said, “In the real sense of it and for me there are no federal people, the people plying this road and other affected Federal roads within our axis are our people. We are all Nigerians and we are already collaborating with the Federal government to contribute our own quota to ensure that this road is fixed.” It is surprising, therefore, for any journalist to claim that the multi- million naira job being carried out by the Ogun State government is being done by a religious organisation. The intervention job on the ever busy expressway is an initiative of the Ogun State government to rescue millions of Nigerians who spend hours in the gridlock occasioned by some bad portions of the road. It is also on record that the Ogun State government had carried out similar palliative measures on the Lagos-Abeokuta expressway, Sagamu-Ogijo-Ikorodu road and other federal roads within the state, because the state is strategically located in such a way that goods and passengers going to all other parts of the country have to pass through the gateway state.

Our attention has been drawn to a report titled, Gridlock: RCCG Repairs Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, published on page 5 of the Punch newspapers of Thursday, November 5, 2015. The report, quoting an unnamed source at the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, had claimed that the ongoing palliative work being done on some bad portions of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway was being handled by the revered church. Contrary to that claim however, I will like to state that the ongoing palliative work on the Lagos Ibadan expressway is being handled by the Ogun State Ministry of Works and Infrastructure. Concerned about the plight of commuters on the ever busy Lagos-Ibadan expressway, the Ogun State Government, on Tuesday, embarked on palliative work on some bad portions of the expressway. Not minding the fact that it is a federal road, Governor Ibikunle Amosun, worried about the plight of commuters who spend hours in traffic gridlock on the road, directed the state Ministry of Works and infrastructure to immediately fix the bad portions of the road and also construct drainages. In giving the directive, the governor was particularly concerned about the need to immediately bring relieve to the road users especially as the Redeemed Christian Church of God and other churches on the ever busy road are also billed to hold events that will attract millions of worshippers this weekend. Speaking during an inspection tour of the ongoing palliative work being carried out by the Ogun State Ministry of Works and Infrastructure on the federal road at about 1 am on Wednesday, Senator Ibikunle Amosun, Ogun State Governor said, “In the real sense of it and for me there are no federal people, the people plying this road and other affected Federal roads within our axis are our people. We are all Nigerians and we are already collaborating with the Federal government to contribute our own quota to ensure that this road is fixed.” It is surprising, therefore, for any journalist to claim that the multi- million naira job being carried out by the Ogun State government is being done by a religious organisation. The intervention job on the ever busy expressway is an initiative of the Ogun State government to rescue millions of Nigerians who spend hours in the gridlock occasioned by some bad portions of the road. It is also on record that the Ogun State government had carried out similar palliative measures on the Lagos-Abeokuta expressway, Sagamu-Ogijo-Ikorodu road and other federal roads within the state, because the state is strategically located in such a way that goods and passengers going to all other parts of the country have to pass through the gateway state.

pharmT:
I just added u guys up in d group.. .. No need to fear we go paint jigawa blue black...

pls add me too bro
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Acecube:
Can attest to this bro, i think i know the guy in question, they( that set ) are the ones convocating today right ?

yes.

LEGITLAYO:
Boss
The first bolded.
I no understand, how can the scholar of anatomy be on 4.00.
Shebi it's the returning set resuming 200level nau bah?.
Have the best 10 crossed already?

And the second bolded.
I know some guys that gained admission last yr.
One even opened a thread showing his results.
He had 8A's and 1B.
Another had 7A's and 2B's.
Altho that was in their first semester, how come someone else became the scholar and not either of them?
I wanna believe that there's actually no way you can drop after attaining such feat in first semester.

Sorry for my questions tho... .
I'm just inquisitive.

Ps: they called the dude Dr zed.
I'm sure you'll know him.

uhh, that has always been known with anatomy students time immemorial. That's the scholar after crossing. for the med, I had a friend then that had a 4.9 in his first sem and later didn't cross finishing with a gp of 4.45. so anything is possible

yep bro, posted to yobe but will camp in jigawa. nice meeting you sir

Hey guys, I guess it will be good if we get to know ourselves better here. I'm Mubashir by name. pls let's kindly drop our names.

Asalam alaekum, this is just to tell us that anybody that has any useful or current thread to study with scholarship outside Nigeria and expecially the islamic country should s update it here for us all to benefit. Thanks. jazakumullahu khayran in advance.

Shame on the pastor and blinded followers that dont know men of satan calling dem men of God.

Ahn ahn Nigerians and their shallow head. Who says its only someone with terminal dat dies quickly. Anybody can die anytime so no news in his death. Even if he is healthy he may not see 2019 .

For the layman to have read all this, just tell him to take his time and read the whole Quran. Na small remain den he will understand better. May also read the whole Bible. Den he should com back and tell us wat he has seen or believe