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Asalam alaekum warahmotlah, on the topic above, solatul ibrahimiyah is the prescribed solat and as muslims we should not believe dat we want to add to or dat wat we re doing isnt plenty enuf, lets stick to d recommended solat nd leave innovated ones. Some dont even know d recommended one nd dey do d innovated one like, plus doing the recommended one u get reward but doing the innovated one may not fetch reward since nobody can guarantee it. So its left for us to decide.

MrCork: ...r u suppose to come to nairaland to look woman comments or r u suppose to come look for punnny?....
bro r u g@y? {no offense)

nop. Nd look for punny, re dere free punnies here

Evnin, having followed the section for a while I noticed that females comment (and with dat I suppose they view much) threads xpressing to know some secrets about them and wanna learn about males 2. Nd i dont tink that is same for males. Can this be dat dey re afraid not to see all their secrets xposed? Most tyms dey comment to the negative which is not same for males.

BoiledCorn: em a young unmarry females of under age of 25. i want rich single young males only wit pig jeep that will take me to dubia.

u b winch

Leetunechi: Enjoying my vaseline.no time for heartbreak

but I don't know why u guys hav a bad view of females. No kill urself young oo nd dont waste your energy, u b guy oo abeg fly up do beta tins

Chimax15: 18

reason:- still young

guy na wa 4 u oo.

Ladies go com dey view naw dem no go talk anytin. U beta dey grab d guys

TrollMan: Okay, but what about If I fall in Love?

we neva draft constitution, so let's wait till den

Prowizy2: A thread for Vaseline guys!!

Na wa for u oo . Even if na maturation u dey talk wetin concern vaseline, abeg no burn ur OGA foreskin oo, u go just dey get injury

TrollMan: Okay... Let's start an association!

will u agree to be the president. It's going to be a 5 years tenure tinx. Nd I'm sure u know you won't hav a girl friend

Rapmoney: Na wa o! Monday morning? Op, abeg think of how money go take come. Chai!!!

i guess we all tink about wats nxt to us. Mayb dats urs nd probably not mine for NOW

Genes1s: 21. Reason: commitment

Committed or u don want to commit urself

Not sure if this thread has been created before but saw the female version so I decided to create this. For the guys let's know ur age and d reason. Me 22. Reason: Not just interested. Let's keep it Rolling

U don't need to woo me I'm wooed already just contact me. 07037424226. Akure or ilorin ladies only

Why dat, why not ask him to marry u if it's love

Chai

Mehn, u guys re really funny. Laugh wan kill me oo

Olucheye: 1 If you were given a box of pencils, list 10 things you could do with them that are not their traditional use.

1. Use it to Turn a traditional radio cassette.
2. Chop into small pieces, to be used spot markers
3. Remove the graphite in it and use it a lubricant for my lab machine or key lock as the need may arise.
4. Use to fix stubborn zip on my clothes.
5.open things sealed up in plaStic... Like a 5alive seal.
6. Put it in a ruler that has a hole on it and spin like we use to do in primary school. Helicopter of life, chief boredom savior.
7. Play drums and make music/noise.
8. The eraser could clean any corrections.
9. Would also serve as a makeshift ruler in times of desperate need. E.g plotting a graph... Axis X & Y.
10. A deadly weapon. For example, stabbing either the Carotid artery(ies) or jugular vein(s)

2. How would you solve problems if you were from Mars?
If I was from Mars, problems on earth will be alien to me, hence the need to go into explorative research to determine cause, effects, and proffered solution.

On a lighter note, I'd wake up from my dream and stop imagining if I was from Mars. It's certain already that in this life, i will never be from Mars...I'm already an earthling!

3. What's the most creative way you can break a clock?

Remove the battery or knock out the engine cold.It will still tell the right time twice everyday.

4. A disc is spinning on a spindle, and you don't know which way. You are given a set of pins. Describe how you would use them to determine which way the disc is spinning.

Drop the base of the pin first on the disk, the direction which the tip of the pin fall towards is the backward direction while the base will point forward.

5. You have a bag of with "N" number of strings. At random, you pull out a string's end. You pull out another string end and you tie the two together. You repeat this until there are no loose ends left to pull out of the bag. What is the expected number of loops?

Number of Loops = N/2 - X(string's end)

Mathematicians, kindly help.

6. You want to design a phone for deaf people — how do you do it?

It'll only have only a vibrat*r (which one is romance machine again Seun) and a compatible screen, then a software that coverts all voice calls to text on his phone.
2. Phone will come with a real or virtual keyboard to reply both voice and texts all in form of messages.
3. Each notifications will vibrate to notify him/her of all alerts

7. How would you design an elevator?

Traditional styled with a couple of extra designs such as being opaque to people on the outside for privacy, music while you ride it on high rise buildings, fresh air vent for occupants from people who fart while riding.

8. Why should we not hire you?

I hate being stereotypical. Hence, if the offered job position isn't going to offer me challenges that will afford me developmental and mental growth via deep thoughts and adept research, I'll get weary and bored which consequentially will impede my productivity and contributions as a staff.


9. How do you compute the collision of two moving spheres? Give me both the mathematical equations for the solution as well as an algorithmic implementation.

Sorry, I'm a graduate of the college of Medicine.
But I think it should be somewhat related to recoil speed.
If you remember Okeke Physics.

10. Name as many Microsoft products as you can.

Word, PowerPoint, Excel, spreadsheet, windows 97, 98, Vista, Windows 7, windows 8, internet explorer, Windows phone OS (Nokia Lumia Series) e.t.c


Permit me to add, I'm a fresh graduate who's actively seeking internship opportunities with Public health related NGO's but I'm not limited to that, as I'd appreciate any opportunity to put to active use my versatility in any organization. I'd appreciate any opportunity to prove myself.
Kindly send me a PM on NL if you've got any available opportunities.

Cheers!

unilorin ba?

ihedinobi2: Ever wish you had the answers to a test before you walked into the classroom? Maybe some of you did have the answers, but you better keep that to yourself. I took some really hard tests during my college tenure. An engineering curriculum will do that. And if you spent time in college you remember review days. The professor would walk into a class full of students (some of which I had never seen) and give some insights about the impending test. Miss review day, and it would be foolish to expect a passing grade. But it never failed. I would follow the guideline. I would study the handout. But on the day of the exam, the professor would put the exam on my desk…and there it was. A foreign formula or equation I had never seen. At least one I did not see on the study guide. Looking back, I realize something…the teacher did not intend for the study guide to be comprehensive. It was simply not possible to include everything from the required reading, class notes, and lectures. Such is the case with the church and marriage. I am grateful for the foundation the church gave me in regards to marriage. It was a good study guide. But there some things on the test I did not learn until marriage began. So, I am going to give you some answers to the test that some of you might not expect to see. I grew up in church. I spent most of my time with Christian people. I was told much about marriage. But these 7 truths about marriage I never heard in church.



1.) Sex is a gift from God. Explore It.

Make no mistake…God created sex. But through the years, God’s people have allowed Satan to steal this gift. Without a fight. I was never educated about sex…and I grew up in a Christian family. My framework for sex was built by my friends at school and the movies I watched. Big UH OH. I still struggle with enjoying the fullness of sex today because of the cloud of lies formed during my teenage years.

It is time for God’s people to take back the gift of sex. The lies surrounding it are ruining lives and ruining marriages. If you are married, let me challenge you to explore sex. Explore the fullness of it for the glory of God. Pray for sexual intimacy with your spouse.

Parents…it is time to stop allowing Satan to define sex for our children. Educate them. Start early. The average child is exposed to pornography at age 11. Eleven!! And many parents wait until high school to have “the talk” with them. At that point, you are not building a foundation for sex, but trying to destroy a foundation Satan has already built.


Church leaders…I am convinced of this. The situation in our culture today is too dire to allow parents to override you here. Talk about sex. If parents refuse to educate their children, then you do it. Do not let Satan beat you to the punch. A false understanding of sex is destroying our young people. It is destroying our nation. It is destroying our world. And we are doing nothing! Sex is a beautiful gift created by God for a man and a woman that have vowed to spend the rest of their earthly lives with one another. If you are married…open this gift and enjoy the fullness of it.




2.) There is more than one person out there for you.

Soul mates are made…not born. I am not sure where this idea of soul mate originated, but it is false. Maintaining a healthy relationship is more about commitment than perfection. Every person on earth has imperfections. And the reality is we could spend our lives with more than one person.


Tiffani (my wife) is not perfect. There are nuances about her that frustrate me. But I have realized these frustrations are really a result of my imperfections. I love her so much. And I love her more everyday. I am committed to her.

I meet too many young people that are waiting for something that is not real. “I just couldn’t marry her because she smacked her food.” “He just wasn’t the one…he had this weird twitch when he smiled. But I know my soul mate is still out there. I just have to keep looking.”

Or you might have just missed him or her. What if God does not want you to find a perfect person, but find an imperfect person that will draw you closer to Him? What if God desires you to marry a person with flaws to expose yours?

What if God wants to teach you the value and life found in committing to one person forever, not the exhausting pursuit of searching your entire life to find the perfect person?

Soul mates are made…not born.




3.) The first year of marriage is hard…really hard.

What have we done? Are we going to make it? Why is this so hard? All questions I asked myself many times during my first year of marriage. We were arguing. We were fighting. It was really hard. And every day I thought something was wrong. I thought we had a bad marriage. Nobody warned me about the first year. But take this as a warning…the first year of marriage is difficult. If you are in the first year of marriage and thinking about giving up…congratulations. You are now…married!

But let me encourage you…do not give up. Everyone struggles. You are not unique. Persevere. There are better days coming. Your marriage will get better. Do not walk out. If you walk out now you disqualify yourself (and your spouse) from years of joy. Stick with it.



4.) A spouse does not complete you

I hate you Jerry Maguire. You have brainwashed a generation of people to believe a lie. Spouses do not complete people. I bought this lie, and it wasn’t until I let go of any notion my wife could fill some void that I was able to truly love her. Until then, I was always frustrated. I expected Tiffani to do something she was incapable of
doing.

If you are empty, broken, or insecure, and you believe a spouse is the silver bullet to your problems…buckle up. It will be a bumpy ride. Only God can fill those voids. You will never be able to enjoy the beauty of marriage if your spouse’s job is to complete you.



5.) Marry somebody with similar goals, dreams, and passions.

Marry somebody that is a Christian, yes. But I would go even further. Marry somebody with similar passions and dreams. Now, I understand this breaks down at some point. People are not machines. No two people are going to want exactly the same thing in life. However, if you love foreign missions and your potential spouse hates going overseas, some tension will arise. Synergy is extremely important in a marriage. If your spouse has the same vision as you, they will understand your struggles and support your pursuits. They will encourage your walk. They will be empathetic. There is much power in two people living life with the same goals, dreams, and passions for life.



6.) Marriage is not for everybody.

Paul talks about this in I Corinthians 7. He tells the church at Corinth to remain in the situation they are in. If unmarried, then stay unmarried. If married, then stay married. He later says this… Even better? I never heard that in church. Maybe it is time for God’s people to accept the reality that God has not called everyone to marry. I have talked with young men and women that are so concerned with finding a spouse. It consumes them. And most of the pressure comes from…US. The church. Once a person reaches mid- twenties, we assume something is wrong with them if they have not married. They must have a terrible flaw.

“Bless your heart. You are almost 30 and not married? I know this must be hard!?”

Shame on us. I am worried many failed marriages are a result of people allowing the pressure of marriage to draw them into something God did not design them for. Marriage is holy and good, but it is also possible to follow Jesus without a spouse.



7.) The wedding day is a lie…don’t buy it.

I love weddings. I love officiating them. It is a rare moment where I get to make a divine proclamation that forever changes the status of two people. Powerful.

But in an increasingly individualistic, “me” culture, weddings create a potentially dangerous situation. “Every girl lives for her wedding day.” It is all about the bride and groom. Everyone looks at them. Encourages them. Congratulates them.

Many couples have bought the lie of the wedding day…it is all about me. But marriage is at odds with this mindset. A successful wedding day is one where everyone serves you. A successful marriage is one where you serve your spouse. The wedding day is a day where the spotlight is on you. Marriage has no spotlight. The wedding day is about saying a bunch of words that most couples never take seriously. Marriage is about putting the words into action. The wedding day is joyous and celebratory. Many seasons of marriage are about persevering and not letting go through the storms.

Embrace your wedding day. Prepare for it. Celebrate it. But do not make the mistake of believing the lie. After your 20 minutes of fame, the spotlight is gone forever. It is no longer about you (and this is a good thing…you will see).

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@op they re all for u, for me it's a lie.

mike404: BOMB ALERT

lol u re not serious. Just what he(El rufai) wrote in arabic

Inna Li llahi wa ina Illaihi rojiun

liltunes: Hijab should be stopped
*new campaign*
#saynotohijab

u beta no start wetin u no fit finish

aminho: in hausa ina sonki
in kanuri minti karuye
in shuwa arab uhibuki
in chinese wo ai ni 我哎你

re shows Arabs real Arabs, I guess d uhibuki is purely Arabic

atrix4g: Alhamdulilah Robil alamin. Abeg @op front page tins. This is really essential.

we should not forget to say Allahu Akbar(3x) La Illaha illa Llahu Allahu Akbar (2x) wa Li llahi l hamd. Frequently until d imam does the tekbir on the Eid ground

Alhamdulilah Robil alamin. Abeg @op front page tins. This is really essential.

TheIROKO: you just said God which means a superior being that has boundless powers. he doesn't to fight but to just take away if he pleases. Unless of course you want to please your God by killing other people but how reasonable is imagine everybody doing that and what the world will look like

i didn't say God cannot do anything oo he can but just won't do somethings due to his majesty

TheIROKO: How can a baby fight for his mother?

i guess u know God will not come down and defend his religion, he sends his pple. So stop being pastorbrainwashed

MMMG14: Guy shutUp n karry ur mouth go bush! Al d churches dey detonate bombs, r visited by muslims bah? I no blame unaa, na wetin una alfa tel una, una de blv!

Y didn't dey kidnap students 4rm an islamic skoool? Or d boiz hostel dat de raided 3-4mnths back, was it muslim oriented?
Bro gt ur facts b4 uu talk jawee!

I'm sorry if I vexed u. U go nd get ur facts. Facts not naira land stories or what do media says.

i love this pics

geborenzie: i get your write up in encouraging muslims but muslims are very volatile take a look at boston bombing it was done by Muslims where millions of pple died also take a look at the n klling of two britain officers by two nigerian guys
mariam in sudan that was supposed to be killed because she became a christian if not for international outcry also the ISIS who want to circumcise 4 million children and women in the name of religion and the story of a muslim man in america i dont which part he killed a pregnant woman because he thought she was a prostitute, sure there are nice muslims but the crazy ones have overshadowed the nice and the media might be lieing but the media cannot be lieing all the time so wtf i have right right to look at you once,twice,thrice in case you want to harm may be you should try preaching to your muslims brothers about all these things than preaching to us and also tell them to stop practising honor killing a situation where the victim of rape is being killed thanks

true talk but it is unfortunate. the leaders of this so called islamic groups re being used to plan tins nd dey recruit ignorant nd unserious muslims to achieve dis and at the end islam is blamed. listen to hilary clintons talk on the iraq crises nd u will understand more. well i believe it is just a way of myself confirming the word of Allah that he will make the religion grow despite plans by enemies to bring it down nd i believe this is obvious cos if we re to look at what is happening nd what has happened then islam should hav been a forgotten religion but by Allah it continues to grow. Alhamdulillahi that i am a muslim

TheIROKO: And what is its significance in islam

MANY nd to start with the one u dont want to hear, fight to defend Allahs religion, stive to b the best in Anyting u do, strive to be close to God by going away from what he tells us to go away from like fornication, bribery which the prophet said is the best . nd obviously is the best, fight to defend ones self from oppressors, strive to educate urself both in circular books nd religious books which i believe is causing the problem in our society cos WE re all ignoramus. nd many more. And u know what Allah says in the quran ? which translates. ' whoever strives only strives for his own soul, God is not in need of any wealth or good from all of the Alamin(mankind, jinns, mention it'. so ....