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Don’t go back, improve on yourself. Mingle freely, you’ll surely meet someone.

Vondata:
1. She saved my number with treasure. So she could always deny that is a gal that is calling her whenever she's with a guy. (She hardly picks call and her phone is always off)

2. She told me she's going back to her Villa to meet her aunt. But I saw her with anoda guy in shoprite

3. She told me on Valentine's day that her dad will be back around 5pm. (Lies to visit her deputy bf for some rounds)

4. She promised a guy sex just cux she wants to eat d guy's 16k. Unfortunately she didn't complete d rounds she promised, d guy seized her phone and when I called d no, he narrated what happened BTW dem.

This finally led to d break up of a sweet 6months relationship.


I still miss d gal. If not for trust issue, I would have really married her. She was with me when I was very broke, humble, was very lively and pretty. I feel like going bk to dat relationship cux I haven't met a better person since I broke up. Though she has a better bf now.

This one fit long

An on and off relationship, we decided 2 get serious, lived together November/December, had series of unprotected sex those periods, travelled 4 Xmas, she went 2 her parents.

1st week January we met, we didn’t sex. 2nd week she had pelvic inflammatory disease....after she recovered, she pinned it on me, that I am too wild.

Long story short, she had sex when we returned for Xmas, I knew all along cause I kept dates close 2 my heart(a friend has been accused of impregnating a girl, lucky enough he’s smart with dates when he makes out with a girl, I learnt that too). I ran test on myself too, turned out I was as clean as a virgin pussy.

When I told her I was clean, nothing was wrong with me, she staggered with her reply.

My take away from the relationship
1. NEVER EXPECT ANY FORM
OF LOYALTY AS A BROKE GUY IN A RELATIONSHIP.


Is been 3 years I got free from lies from girls!

Op, let's assume u have sense, is this lie worth it?

Nigeria girls are so addicted to offering sex in exchange for good deeds they see mumu in a real gentleman, but, somehow, wish they can keep the gentleman all to themselves cause they know his type is rare.

There’s a real gentleman.....there’s also a woman wrapper kind of gentleman!

The girl go hear am.

We are waiting for the screenshot.

Easybela:
stop covering your shame and be my guest,even covid 19 won't stop my wedding ,

Be honest to yourself, u believe all u jx wrote?

Ur story is not normal.

Nothing come out!

If e pass like this, nothing come out!

If u give her 5 star performance in bed, she’ll surely look 4 who’ll give her 6 star performance.

No go kill urself!

What if you’re sterile and you’re forming pull out king?

SultanOfAbia:
Today Sunday Day 5 of lockdown, I got so hornyyy and decided to try my luck with our house girl..
I'm 24 and she is 19.. Beautiful girl with low cut hair and nice body shape and boobs..

It started when I showed her some xvideo porn on my phone. She was acting disgusted at first but I persuaded her to watch it, then after watching she asked if I have another video.. I then brought out all the porn in my phone and sent it to her via xender..Girls love pretending shaa

My dad and sisters were downstairs watching one vampire series like that, so I had to be careful with my moves..
NEPA took light so my dad go room go sleep. My sisters commot house. So I was now left with housegirl.

Now she started getting comfortable around me..next thing I'm sitting in couch she lay her head on my laps while we talk. Then I made a move to touch her boobs. She just relax as I dey press the bobi.. next thing was Mouth Gig which was wack as fvck cuz i was feeling her teeth..

Anywayz We had Sex low-key this afternoon, and wow her pussy is tight and juicy..
She plans to sneak into my room around 12 midnight for more sex..
And I'm hitting it RAW!!!!!! NO CONDOMS
Anyways I think konji is killing everybody right now..
If everything goes right guys, I will be fucking her everyday (expect during her periods) till lockdown is over..

Modified:
For those worried I will get her pregnant. Look I don't like bragging
But i'm what they call "The PullOut King"
For Real...i gat PhD in pulling out. .

Kill me

Humanoid01:
Or a tion!

No mind that gangster!

Bestinstinct:
So he needs to die to prove you are a man of god? Haba! Where is the love na! Practice rhe love you preach uncle!

I don’t know what 2 say.....I wantu cry. In Africa, we think everything is religion but our heart has always been black even with the over religion!

I am not surprised. Colombia never scarce for primary school this lock down period.

Let him continue!

Lolz....no go kill urself with trust.

Francis96:
no I dont think so. She is loyal to some extent

2 ugly girls!

Our leaders no dey hear word!

Guy, will u stop this rubbish!

Girlfriend another guy man go nyash b4 April 2nd......

Let me mind my business.

Seems like what I am capable of.

charles009:
Mine was crazy, you guys should forgive me i was young and exuberant.
Checked wify to be into a 5 star hotel with her bridesmaid, left with my team, got drunk and called an ex. I woke up around 9:30am.
I had over 200missed calls lol, I had to dash off like a man possessed.

Thank God everything went fine...

Lies lies lies lies from the bottomless pit.

Woman never do u something.

Continue feeling bad!

mazimee:
I don't know why I always fee bad when I see females caught for petty stealing.

This is funny.....very funny!

19.

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donbachi:
Meeting was held last week nationwide...we agreed that all men must have sex with women after marriage.

Those eyes.

Member!