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People who eat at mama put be like: Madam put rice, beans with spaghetti.
Lala be like: madam put rice, beans, 1 green snake, 1 black snake, 1 Kpomo with anaconda head as homework!

Joel has been saved finally.....that’s if he values salvation.

Ur mumu never do u!

Fela wey go leave trumpet come bunk.

Staphylococcus:
Blood of Tiwa Savage.

Inside life.

God should please allow Fela to blow the trumpet. This world needs to end.

O she.

Librarian!

yanabasee:
See as age reduce the handsomeness in Ramsey Noah....



That guy been sample girls that year...



I am even convinced that Genevieve Nnaji follow give am for free.... Even Rita Dominic....

D guy matter tire me, he wasn’t looking 4 advice.

aigmax:
Bro i blive u being played here....u see d chat she screenshoted and sent to you....its what some naija folks call arrangee

In clear terms, you believe that hogwash?

ToyBoyAaron:
I was planning on closing the thread but I promised to update so I'll.
I met her a virgin, she gave me the honor of.... She's super shy but can talk dirty. She explained that it was a compound discussion about a girl who got pregnant and left with the guys baby. Then using her as an example in the discussion it continued on WhatsApp. The talk too plenty I no fit write all. She assured me she respect her body and can't allow any guy touches her. Thanks for the whole contribution because it really calmed me down to talk to her. I'll keep it cool but time shall tell.

Don’t fall 4 that trick!

pellummy:
Another Saint on romance thread....

Na until the girl give am very serious STD, im mumu go do!

Shormiey:
His mumu never do truly

Hmm...u dey even assume 13th boyfriend, I no get number till we jonse ourselves finish!

Davash222:
When dating a Nigerian girl, the safest way to remain sane is to assume you're her 13th boyfriend.

Badt guy!

Davash222:
You're just funny. Lol.
Show her the text and then break up
Break up what? You can't break up when you're not dating. The OP is just forcing himself on the girl. Check the whatsapp chat again, the foolish girl is not even bothered about the OP if she gets pregnant.. She's only bothered about the other guy's fiancee. This shows the OP is not in her list.
OP, I'll advice you don't show her any text. Turn her to sex object, and then marry her best friend.
Do unto others before they do unto thee.
Shalom!

The nigga don collect 3 points in good conduct!

Ur mama still dey born?

Hmmm, let me keep my thoughts to myself.

Everybody just dey do as e like 4 this Nigeria.

U jx wan show all working jx like a mathematics exam!

GuestLog:
Hahahahaaa gimme your gf's number lemme show you something.

My nigga!

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

Abi na kerosene.

Fragility6:
E brain dey run with Diesel

U no try at all. U 4 try give am belle make @ least she born 4 u.

As she don jonse u now, u 4 jeje carry the baby as ur retirement benefit.

U go dey alright las las.....

Baba, forget the girl, move on.

Once was a mistake, twice a calculated adventure, thrice means she’s taking you 4 granted.[quote author=Newdawn30 post=88622868][/quote]

Among ur friends, none of them fit beat sense into ur skull?

No be goalless draw oo.

The gf fit don give am 3 points already, so na make our guy try collect 3points from the married man wife make e fit be X, .

daddytime:
Go toast the married man wife...

or OV 1.5

Patapata na goalless draw.

Quit smoking.

Geepee77:
The Tiger will surely kill a Lion in one on one combat, because the Tiger is bigger, stronger, faster and has kill instinct more than a Lion.

But the Liger is stronger than Lion and a tiger.
One Liger can kill a Lion and a Tiger together.
He is very violent, he is a big cat he has unimaginable strength and power and will certainly kill Lions or Tigers with simplicity.
A Liger can kill 2 Tigers at once.

TIGER.

Calm down.

None to mention aside 1989 FIFA YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP, Nigeria VS Ussr u20.

Not super eagles though.

Okezie don throw format make im 2 cash out.....na covid 19 be the latest update!

African leaders wey use am as major cash out!

Make dem no joke reach that level!

The treatment u dey get still dey sweet u, u never ready break up. if u don ready, u no go come type this here.

Sentiments aside, Brymo is good!

I heard snails too.

Pierced:
Dogs.

Modified......I am from Enugu state. Enugu Ezike. According to what I heard..... If u knowingly eat dogs.....u will av rashes in ur tongue and ur lips.