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elmurp0:
Hello, I finally applied for the reposting, luckily for me, the company I was assigned to rejected me. But this is going to be the third week now and I haven't gotten a new PPA on my dashboard. Is this usually the case?

Morenikeji070:
Really or you are just kidding me dude.. have never had such does work... pls can you tell me the trurh?

Horlatunjeee:
Karma

Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little conversation
Me: hi
Girl:hi
Me: I saw you come in not quite long. I must say you have a gorgeous skin
Girl: Thank you
Me: lemme buy you a drink.
Girl: oh really?? Thank you

After taking her drink and the one I bought for her, she asked I come to their table. I was reluctant a bit but I got another drink and went to their table. She introduced me to the guys she was with as her boyfriend and the other one as her bestie. We shook hands and were talking about different things. Then the girl came and sat next to me and started telling me how handsome I am, that she was ready to make me have a splendid night. In my mind, I was like ode, me wey I don dey street before you. I was just shaking my head as she was saying everything. After some time, she said her drink was finished that she'd like more drink and she'd like to eat as well. In my mind I was like shebi you have boyfriend, why tell me this rubbish na... Shuu!!
I said choose one between drinking and eating. She chose eating. So I gave her 2k instantly. Her face gladdened with hidden smile. She didn't know when she pecked me. I was really surprised. �� Even her boyfriend shook my hand and said thank you. Later on, the other guy now started telling me ehnn.. Don't hurt my bestie oo. It's obvious my bestie has fallen for you. I said ahhh. Una don see mugu abi.
P.S... Giving her the 2k doesn't mean I fell for their pranks oo. I just gave her because she mentioned food. I just Wan shake her leg make she for know say I no be smello.
Where did I stop?? So I exchanged numbers with her and went to my car (Benz). Immediately she saw me enter the car, she ran towards the car and was asking if she could just be with me tonight. I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one. So I told her to come in. We left there and I felt like taking spirits. But before then we went to her place and she changed into something better, I waited for her in the car. So we hit the road, we got to the lounge and we did few shots of gold label. She said she wanted shisha, she smoked and after, she danced to her full bele. Then it was time to go home and off we went to my house. Meanwhile I sent a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding). I'm in my room upstairs, she's in the visitors room.
But my issue is I can easily snatch the girl form the guy if they're dating for real. She's the typical physique of the woman I ever want. I'm thinking if her head is down and she doesn't misbehave, I could help her become a better person cos I really like her.

frbona:
Go through your father's head
Stupid scammer

Quality20:
this boils down to only two reasons
1. strong Islamic influence
2.a lack of a polluted environment that would have been conducive for such

maxiflexy:
A PDP man performing, no be the Dumb we get for UYO talking big and doing absolutely nothing

bro4u:
So your well educated mind didn't hint you on the capitalization of 'I' as a pronoun, most phones even do em automatically but unfortunately your phone is just as dumb as it's owner. Uwafid

Cletus77:
Na only Beyonce you sabi, na dia ur brain level reach so i no fit blame you

Cletus77:
Wether it's true or not... Taylor Swift is bigger than even Beyonce, talk of Justin Beiber

MJBOLT:

what has smoking got to do with responsibility?

Mineisgrace:
Knowing he smokes. I never seen a responsible Nigerian man that smoked