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RomanceRe: How To Test Your Sperm Quality At Home Using Water. by Au79(m):
this analysis only takes cognisance of sperm quatity as a property of good sperm. apart from the quantity( the count), which is responsible for the sinking of the sperm in water, other properties include the sperm mobility, liquifaction time, morphology( ideal is sperm with 1head and 1tail) and so on..so even if you having very large sperm quantity(count) that can sink to the bottom of water with the speed of light, it doesnt gurantee fertility as all other properties has to b met..
RomanceRe: Between Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op): 2:33am On Mar 17, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
i did, sadly you didnt like my solution... here it is again:



the reality is both women are useless to you, and YOU are useless to both of them,
without the bolded in your initial comment, it seemed like an insult
RomanceRe: Between Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op): 2:29am On Mar 17, 2020
internationalman:
I don't think one can ever get to love someone. Well at least I know I can't.

Having said that I'd advice you to reach a compromise and settle down with the one that loves you for your peace of mind.

After all no matter how much we love life, death that we don't love gives us peace of mind than life..

In all always endevour to love yourself and your mum more.
hmmm this carries alot of weight..
tnx
RomanceRe: Between Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op): 2:24am On Mar 17, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
bro, i am only calling a spade A SPADE....you are cheating on these 2 women and asking us which one is best, instead of asking us how to sort/better your life out from that nonsense.

both these women are useless as mate, and you are also useless as a bf. let us stop being hypocrites here.
you should have simply gone ahead to advise on" how to sort/better my life out from the nonsense" instead of insulting me
RomanceRe: Between Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op): 2:07am On Mar 17, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
dont focus on any of these women and instead become a better person FIRST before looking for some to hook up with... you are NO GOOD as a man to any of these women (and vice versa) if you are in a r/ship with 2 different women.
you are desperate for marriage, and in such state of mind, you cant take a mature decision...

IMHO, better be alone than stuck with the wrong person, [b]both women are useless (and so are you)![/b]
it takes a useless one to identify useless..
you think am here to play abi... you think i feel happy bringing my private affair to the public forum where your useless kind are..dont blame u
RomanceRe: Between Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op): 2:02am On Mar 17, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
My half brother told me one tin in 2014 and i would never in my life forget that word.



He said.... GO TO WHERE YOU RE LOVED AND NOT WHERE U LOVE.
He actually said dis to me wen i was in ur shoe den.

And I tot about it, now i realised dat YOU WIL B PLACED ON HIGH ESTEEM WHERE U RE LOVED BUT WIL B TAKEN FOR GRANTED WHERE U LOVE.
wow..this comment is highly appreciated...tnx
RomanceRe: Between Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op): 2:01am On Mar 17, 2020
Forhcythe:
I suggest that you focus on the one that loves you and get to love her as well.... things will work out better that way than getting to make the woman you love feel the same way.... Stress�
this feelings of a thing is not something u have power over..i personally do not know why i dont really love that other one
tnx for the suggestion
RomanceBetween Someone I Love And Someone Who Loves Me..advice Pls by Au79(op):
now this is the problem... i love this lady so much but it really doesnt seem like she loves me the way i do her despite the fact that we have been together for almost a year and half now, she is nice, respectful, and very lovely to be with though frequently complains about very little stuffs i do or fail to do ..now there is this other lady who we ve been together for like 2 years now, very caring, calm and reserved and i can say to an extent that she truly cares about me but deep down in me i honestly do not have this kinda strong romantic feelings for her though i like her very much
both ladies are perfectly my kind of women in terms of looks and character
i intend to settle down and possibly get married this year and these`are the only 2 ladies in my life presently...
am in my early 30s
pls i need advise ..which is better to focus on, the one who loves me more or the one i love more...
PoliticsRe: Health Workers Plan Showdown With FG Over Ministerial Slots by Au79(m):
cosef:
We are not talking about stone age sentiments, we are talking verifiable facts, statistics which well beyond you and which is well beyond your level of comprehension. Modern men will embraced facts when it is slammed in faces but your like run away from it when it slammed in their faces. One easy way of identifying poorly trained quacks physicians is that you hear THEM DOWNPLAY THE IMPORTANCE OF INVESTIGATION, they are most commonly known as 'dokita malaria'.

I'm not responding to you for the sake of response, I'm also educating Nigerians whom you have deceived for so long for the sake of posterity so they may know the goings-on. You are not empowered to head a Medical Scientist, the constitution does not allow you, and 9 court judgements have affrimed that

You can not be more intelligent than all the legislators and judicial officers who put you in your rightful place and insist that you head your own professionals while others head theirs.
at the bolded..
.now wat business does an orthopedic surgeon, a psychiatrist, a plastic surgeon, a neurosurgeon, have with your 18000 different tests order than the base line investigations that even a medlab technician can conduct . no one is downplaying your profession oga , its just the truth..you guys are not as relevant as you portray yourselves to be...a physician doesn't need a lab result to resuscitate a patient... like I said in one of my earlier post, lab results are just for confirmation as the physician already has an idea of wat the result will eventually turn out to be and most atimes ,treatment starts even before the arrival of
the test result( especially microbiological tests) . for example a patient presents with bleeding through orifices, fever of which other causes as been excluded and history of rat bite who has the time to wait for one yeye lab result that can take almost a week( wen my patient has days to live if I don't intervene) before I rescuscitate and probably start emperical treatment for lassa fever wen I know am more dan 90% certain dat the test result wud agree with my clinical suspicion...
oga even in the lab, interpretation of results is done by pathologist..there is a reason for that...I can remember a time wen a patient was sent to a peripheral hospital for a test...the lab scientist submitted a result of haemoglobin con. of 8 g/dl and for same patient(pregnant woman who was a primigravida)packed cell volume of 44%...now such a result wud never leave that lab for submission had it been it was reviewed by a pathology...
oga pls stop qoutin and giving us history and theories..you and I know how these things work globally( that is if you are practicing already)
PoliticsRe: Health Workers Plan Showdown With FG Over Ministerial Slots by Au79(m): 8:25pm On Jul 02, 2019
cosef:
You are not very bright in the head I must say. You are just another undergrad flexing his muscle online without proper coherence and articulation of idea.

Why not go find out how WHO president Teodoros who is a member of African Society of medical laboratory Scientists is tackling global health issues without MBBS. Find out also why the Ministers/Secretary of health in UK and USA do not need yet better than your country in all health indices.

The only time Nigeria improved on the health indices map was when Prof Eyitayo Lambo a non-physician was made Minister of health. Indians were coming to Nigeria for health care diagnosis and treatment.

You are here deceiving people because Nigerians choose to wallow in ignorance.
funny comment. u just giving history.. Oga I believe deep down you know that a medical doctor is more qualified to head offices related to health than any other profession.. u guys know very little about health in general...even a nurse is more vast in medical knowledge than a medlab scientist..
PoliticsRe: Health Workers Plan Showdown With FG Over Ministerial Slots by Au79(m): 7:54pm On Jul 02, 2019
cosef:
Stop deceiving yourself. The principles methodologies and use of those tests are taught to Scientists from undergraduate even to Post-baccalaurete and post-graduate levels, according to their specialities. Medical laboratory is very dynamic and always evolving field.
can u react to other parts of my post. the issue of avin 0% knowledge of gynae issues and psychiatry..wat decision can u make as a minister of health wen such issues come up
PoliticsRe: Health Workers Plan Showdown With FG Over Ministerial Slots by Au79(m): 7:42pm On Jul 02, 2019
cosef:
Your submission have been rehashed and debunked severally, a few keystrokes during research in search box for previous similar threads will clear your doubt.If Medical laboratory Science is as irrelevant and you always struggle to paint it won't be on Critical skill list of Advanced countries like Canada, Ireland, Aussie etc.

Those test panels are comparatively more complex than the malaria and typhoid you are used to in your fake side labs, that's why you don't run them in your and hardly even request them. Most physicians know less than 5% of over 18000 available test panels and investigations, especially for Non-communicable diseases. That's an irrefutable fact.
you and this your 18000 lab tests...I wonder wen u learn all of them wen at 400level u still doin glycolytic pathway. Running just 8 semesters of three months duration each thru out your first degree...
now back to the topic, isnt it insane for a medlab scientists to head a position like d ministry of health? I mean wat other medical knowledge do av apart from your lab work...do u av idea on psychiatry, gynaecological problems or community health?? wen an health emergency relating to maternal mortality comes up or psychiatric issue thrratenin the nation how wud u handle it? wat decision as a minister of health can a medlab scientist make concerning this issues?
an average MBBS holder as basic knowledge of all the affformentioned and even more including your lab work..
PoliticsRe: Health Workers Plan Showdown With FG Over Ministerial Slots by Au79(m): 6:33pm On Jul 02, 2019
cosef:
Actually it is the Scientists that educate physicians on the value and interpretation of most high complexity tests. I'm not talking about MP and Widal that you get any road side person to run in your dirty side labs without Quality control. Go and read the D.CLS curriculum of the United States.

I'm talking about investigations like Alpha feto protein, cortisol assay, CEA assay, CKMB markers, Troponin Assays, Allergy panels, Australia antigen, Transferrin assay, apolipoproteins, Bence-jones etc. Many Nigerian physicians don't know the validity of these investigations, it sounds like rockets to some of them when you are not talking about malaria and typhoid test.

There are more than 18,000 tests and investigations and the Medical Scientists are the professionals who are grounded and specialized in them. Take that to the bank.
am highly disappointed with this comment of yours..I was hoping to hear very 'complex' tests that you claim u perform in the lab only for you to be saying AFP, transferin assays, cardiac troponin, creatinin kinase....
let's be serious do you know the indications for this test you just mentioned? what test would you carry out when a toddler comes with retinoblastoma? or even stomach pain? u think its just by doin the tests? more than 80% of the tests you do in the lab are been done by machines ranging from e/u/cr , and so on...something that a lab technician can do when trained: press dis red button button and press that green one after 5 minute..the professionalism comes in interpreting the results in carrying out operations like stem cell transplant and bone marrow replacement which is done by pathologist
do u know dat most of the times before most lab results comes out doctors av started treatment already which in most times patients get well? sir do we have labs in the rural areas, don't patients get cured there without ur lab result? laboratory is just for confirmation, more dan 90% of diagnosis can b obtained from a good history and thorough clinical examination..
RomanceRe: Weak Ladies Are More Dangerous Than Strong Ladies ! by Au79(m):
AnalQueenluci:
wat! u ar nt a man! it takes strength 2 kill innocent pple ,u ar evil pls

n weakness has so many definitions ,dia ar girls (weak)u can take land frm ,n dia ar others(strong) dat u dare nt .
weak ladies here wl only cry God wie ar u wen u take dia land ,but wl stil kill dia sister frm marriage covetious situation!
i believe am speaking wt a mature dude
all this nollywood ladies.
well firstly, the example u cited above is hypothetical, its not obtainable in real life sense..how can a lady who entrust her problems and challanges to God to fyt for her be dsame lady who will kill her own sister for a man..
secondly, from ur write up, I can deduce that u so much believe in ur strength.
u think strength is muscle..?
my dear wat am trying to say in essence is that the strength of a woman is not judge by the hypertrophy of their biceps muscle.. its in their mind
modified: u are even a soldier....just noticed it sef
RomanceRe: Weak Ladies Are More Dangerous Than Strong Ladies ! by Au79(m): 5:05pm On Feb 22, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Dont tell me that weak ladies are those innocent choir ladies we see at imo state catholic churches ,Amaka! Dont even go there! Because those ones are "SLOW POISONS" who snatches people's husbands even souls with all desperation.
(Some will criticise me but i will not cower because i was brought up with truth kudos 2 my lion dad).


To the topic ,Weak ladies they appear so angelic during holy communion, But will go to ORON 2pm midnight market for the dead "to get that dark powers in any little challenges they face,
They appear so weak physically ,but can blackmail an innocent top army general to his untimely death(what strongest guys cant do).

They appear so vulnerable and fragile but has a demon friend Yes ! demon as in D.E.M.O.N ,they are always their best friends telling them who to send to an unknown destination,
If i list all they do it will reach page 8 ,because i was once in their midst(BUT MEN ARE JUST EMPTY ,no offense please).
On the other side what defines a strong lady ?
They are refined ladies with factors such as : -
× Disciipline ,Maybe , because they are trained like men(eg me)
× Maltreatment :- this factor might influence a lady and make her strong with valient and angelic mind!
Open secrets about these sects, -

: They hate diabolism "JUJU " they rather die than use it.
: They always have strong desire to do what is right.

: They are fiercely loyal /and no one can take away loyalty away from them.
: They do not need validation from friends,family and boyfriends unlike slayqueens who will rush to babalawos(pastors) For validations!
: They can pick up their broken hearts and mould it to masterpiece, Unlike weak ladies who will invoke satan to burn up their boyfriends.
NB: Their Attributes are many i need rest abeg!

I STILL REMAIN THAT MAJOR,
I think u actually exchanged the whole stuff...those ladies u regard as "weak" are actually the strong ladies..it takes strength to go to a juju's house, it takes strength to be able to blackmail an army general to the ground..
u and your likes who think u are strong are actually the weak ones..its not by gara gara
your topic should be ladies who APPEAR weak are more dangerous than those who appear strong
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Au79(m): 11:09am On Feb 18, 2019
Mandeyy:
. I know that you'll write separate exam for it, but it's still part of Pathology.
ya that's wat am saying..
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Au79(m): 3:45pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mandeyy:
But Microbiology is part of Pathology. Why did you exclude it from the other 3? In my sch, 1st MBBS is taken in 1st yr, 2nd MBBS after 1st semester of 3rd yr, while Pathology and Pharmacology class starts from 2nd semester of 3rd yr.
ya microbiology is part of pathology but in my scul, it stands on its own as a course..you write seperate exams for it..
u mean u take 1st MBBS exams in 1st year(100level)??
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Au79(m): 3:32pm On Feb 15, 2019
Psalmist123:
pls how does MB exam exam looks like
I need to know urgently plsss
we have two MBs exams..1st and 2nd MB..
1st MB is taken in 300l comprises of anatomy, biochemistry Nd physiology.. for each of these courses, you wil write MCQ, Essay, practical and viva( orals)..in my scul, wen u pass the 3 courses ( minimum score of 50) u wil b promoted to the next class(400l) , if u pass 2 u wil resit the subject u failed..if u fail 2 courses or u fail the 3, u wil repeat the class( u wil b withdrawn if u fail 2 again after repeating.)
2nd MB is taken in 400l and comprises the Almighty 3-in-one pathology ( CHEM path, histo path and haematology), microbiology and pharmacology..pattern of exam, mode of pass, repeat, and withdrawal is same with the 1st MB I explained above
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Au79(m): 3:24pm On Feb 15, 2019
charleymed:
Thanks. Which state are you from, and were you the only person from your state that got admitted on merit?
yes..am the only one from delta state using delta state indigene
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Au79(m): 1:23pm On Feb 15, 2019
charleymed:
Thanks for your response.

So if someone from the South should score let say 300, the admission is guaranteed?? All things being equal.
..the cutoff mark as never gone above 300 so ur admission is guaranteed I can assure u provided its ur 1st choice..
am from the south too and was given admission on merits in udus( scored a little above 300)
PoliticsReverend Kings For President by Au79(op):
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RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 9:31am On Jan 03, 2019
Abcruz:
Hear the word of the Sovereign LORD O simple one:

Beware of the one who has nothing to lose...

Remove the veil of emotional manipulation and psychological blackmail from your eyes. flee from the hunter's captivity, retrace your steps and return to JESUS.

"each person is tempted when they are dragged away by their own evil desire and enticed.
Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.--James 1:14-15

How can a young man keep his behavior pure? By guarding it in accordance with your word.--psalm119:9

Now flee from youthful lusts and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, with those who call on the Lord from a pure heart.--2 Timothy 2:22

A word is enough for the wise.
av heard
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 10:01pm On Jan 02, 2019
Lightangel65:
Flee from pre marital sex, repent for the kindom of God is nigh.


1Cor 6:18

Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

We call ourselves christains, yet we are worse than pagans...
Even most great religions Islam, budhaism, Hinduism forbides sexual immorality.

God forgives all(it's not too late for you)
Get rid of that bitch/bitches or that guy/guys
I don't even know wat to say...well, tnx for the sermon
but next time you don't av to come to the romance session to preach...
so...so..i guess i don't need a prophet to tell me that you don't av any comment as regards the topic of discussion
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 9:48pm On Jan 02, 2019
2buffagain:
Guy how are you even still able to kiss this girl?
She doesn't want condoms and doesn't want to test. Something's like HSV can be transferred by skin contact sef.

She is obviously trying to lock you down with a disease.
You would have to be a fool if you let that happen.
you are right sir....
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 1:15pm On Jan 02, 2019
Ozkar:
here... https://psychology-spot.com/did-you-know-that-intelligence-is/

Well, it's pretty much what I have already posted. Don't let her manipulate you into doing anything. I can see from your responses that you really do care about her. Look inwardly, you'd know what to do. You know her better than any of us, and you are a medic.
tnx. u sound like a medic too
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2019
fakeprophet:
my girl don't like using condom too, but have discussed with her, i told her to chose the test or i quit the relationship. she agreed to do the test with me. I will personally buy the kit and keep it @ home , will be doing the test every three months, I just hope the kits will be giving me accurate result at every three months
the kit is very specific for HIV( though not too sensitive) meaning, wen it tells u dat u don't av HIV, its pretty reliable and trusted but wen it shows dat u av HIV, its not confirmatory as more advance test needs to b done..so if ur kit tells u u don't av, its most likely that you truly don't av its accurate..
your girlfriend is quite matured and understanding.. u handleed urs very well and I surely learn a tin or more from wat u just typed..tnx
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RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 10:16am On Jan 02, 2019
Resener12:
Please mention your tribe first. Sorry for the insult
chairman tribe gat nothing to do with any of these
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 10:13am On Jan 02, 2019
Resener12:
No mind the mumu op. He’s just a weak ass, nothing more
kai..this guy sef
which tribe am I?
so some tribe are known for being mumu and weak ass?
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op):
Ozkar:
this is totally different from what those articles claim. Your focus is on environment, which also has a huge influence on intelligence in its diverse forms.

They say intelligence is genetically transmitted in the X-chromosome and so it comes from the mother (that's funny considering that everyone has an X, and so men contibute an X to their daughters). The original article even went on to state that men are 30% more likely to develop mental/learning disorders and then attributed it the fact that they have just one X-chromosome.

There's so much pseudo-science BS in it.
wow...just learnt something new..though its pseudo-science with no concrete evidence but i think its still worth looking into..can you kindly send me a link to the article?
infact my own believe is that intelligence is more of an acquired character it all depends on hardwork. av seen a guy whose cognitive capacity is fairly below average having a parent both professors.. and av also read a book of a very good neurosurgeon whose parents ar illiterate
any thing for me regarding the topic of discussion??
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 8:43am On Jan 02, 2019
fakeprophet:
thanks, for the topic, I know u deeply loves her, but ur health should be a priority to u. from ur chat it seem she is pregnant and want to force it on you, convince her to run a test, if she is not willing then let go of her biko!
ok bros, thanks very Much
RomanceRe: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by Au79(op): 8:15am On Jan 02, 2019
fakeprophet:
please how many days or months can it be detected? I have a girlfriend of similar character
it depends on the immunity of the person in question.. if she is avin a very strong defense system to Mount an antibody reaction, then by 3 months maximally the normal HIV kit test should be able to detect if she is positive or not. but there ar more sophisticated procedures that can detect ur girls status within a week..but its not readily available and its expensive..
you said your Girl also does't like using condom? did she care to tell u why??

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