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Lezzlie:
Audrey, please don't wake up to my dīck so early this morning, it's barely 2am. Go watch cartoons or somehing.

There's nothing to refute in your point, you aren't making any sense. You're just another bruised female trying to feel better by self-denial and e-masturbation. I ain't game.


If you deny over 80% of Nigerian women don't fix weave-ons, wigs etc,

Or that statistics have not been drawn that shows Nigerians girl use the most bleaching creams on earth.

And these girls dont bath their hair for weeks or months,

And they spend quite a fortune in fixing toenails, fingernails and hair-do, putting them as one of the most expensive world wide.

Then what point are you trying to make?

Seems brandishing your stupidity gives you a sexual high. NONSENSE!!!

You're a denseness-crusader, trying to foolishly debunk the obvious because you have cheap internet and a jobless finger to type illogical, crude hokum.


Audrey, you have no DP, if you did, everyone will see that you fit into 90% of the description I listed above.

Now go take your bath and wash very well, remember to bath your hair like members of your gender of another race do.

Stop hiding behind the wall of NL and claim what you aren't, you're a bleached-up, plastic Changeling.

Now get off my dīck.

*Snort* Wake your dysfunctional d*ck? Boy,you think too highly of yourself. What exactly am i denying? Who on earth "e-masturbates"?(probably just you).
Its very obvious that you are visually impaired cause i certainly DID NOT deny that NIGERIAN Women fix hair extentions,use creams and acrylic nails. I only corrected your ridiculous notion that ALL NIGERIAN women bleach, use expensive make up, Don't "bath" their hair and your other silly points. Where is this your"index" and drawn up statistics on NIGERIAN women? Eh? Non existent! You lezzlie, are just a pretentious little misogynist wallowing blindly in your pit of hatefulness. I bet you cant talk back at me without spilling your pathetic woman hating guts.
You attack my hair and nails and now my DP? You are such a kidult.

postmann:
You must no doubt feel like the newest female mercenary on the block, as you spray your bullets indiscriminately. Be careful, I have little tolerance for rude women.

*sigh*Why do you have to be such a pest? "newest female mercenary on the block "my a**

postmann:
OK. You've made your point. A good round of applause.
We call it a day now.

And...you must be the umpire. Did i mention your name here? Busy body.

Lezzlie:
You can't even spring an intelligent point without sounding like an epileptic nanus!!!

You came late and your point don't even make sense. Even platyrrhinian monkeys will find your attempt at logic pitiable.

Audrey, fake-ass loonie!!! Your name is a phoney as the hair in your head. And your stupidity is as sure as the nails in your fingers aren't yours!!!

Go drown in your tears and stop your ovulating rants!!!

.Oh puh-lease! Havent you got something better to hit at than my name and hair? Your first paragraph describes you perfectly well. Why not confute my points with "more sensible " ones since you are so "intelligent" Huh?. You keep whining"you are late!" "you are late!" like a darn four year old. Hell! I am late how? Late for"tide swinging?" pft. The point of my comment was to get you to see it which you have and are obviously so pained that using verbose insults makes you feel better. I stick to my earlier comments.
PS: My hair is "on" not "in" my head.
These nails on my fingers?...pretty sure they are mine.
See! You are not so perfect after all lezzlie...

FTBOY:
sweetie, you are late coz this thread has long served it's purpose: to counter a previous anti nigerian men thread created by one deluded feminist sociopath like daretodiffer.

and again, don't you think the Op's writeup affects you too? you naija girls are never original.....would it have hurt if you used your real name - ekwutos, ngozi, ekate, iyabo or zainab - as moniker instead of audray....which is foreign?




hypocrite!

See how you are talking thoughtlessly? Sure "audray" is a corruption of the name "Audrey" which happens to be my real name.Are you trying to say that you don know that Nigerians go by English/American names? Where are you? 124 B.C? Oh!how come you dint use YOUR real name nko?Mr FTBOY... Who's the hipocrite now?. Of course the write up affects me because it is ridiculous and Btw Daretodiffer was soo on point. Naija girls are never original my ass...You men woudnt know a good thing even if it walked up to you and slapped you in the face.SMH.

Lezzlie:
Sist, you're too late, dumb and emotional to swing the tide of this thread!!!

Go take a bathe and soak off your delusions.

Oh! Thats why you even created this thread sef.To "swing tides". SMH. I only came to confute your yeye points ,not "swing tides" with you. I know that you know that you make zero sense and you are the dumb and deluded one. Look,that you got dumped isnt much of a big deal ok? Is anyone forcing you to date? If you like become a monk or a eunuch.Na ur body. You think you're so perfect? Not in a thousand lives. Your insultive comments here speaks volumes of your person.A conceited, self righteous ass..

lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

Sheesh! who hurt you?
1.Nigerian women rank bottom last in the....Thrash !thrash! thrash! What yeye index is that? Whre is the proof? Why dont i see a link to your so called "index".?

2.And so?.Women LOVE preening.Its part of them.If they dont look good or make up you will still complain.You keep generalizing.who told you all Nigerian women use bleaching creams and want to look caucasian?

3.Its either you watch too many Naija films that keep showcasing "posh girls" or you are very blind and shallow minded .

4.You seem not to realise that you are in a third world country.How do you want the girls to be romantic?Jump into the ocean when you say so?Let you spank her?(You're obviously into that)Candlelit dinners? :/ . Are Nigerian men romantic.Stop watching so many Foreign romance movies and face reality.
.Rubbish! After watching so many professional porn stars you want to turn every girl into one.Nigerian men are selfish, all they ever want is to cum then sleep.The woman can then go to hell.So women shoudnt go shopping because of possible weight increase? Thrash.What about all the pot belied nigerian men?.

5.This crap is a typical nolywood plot.
6.Dont want your wifey to lose her charms? Take care of her! Simple.You married her,balloned her with pregnancy and now its responsibility to support her financially and emotionally . Occasionally buy her sexy lingerie,compliment her,remind her that you still care and watch her spark!

7.See your ignorance? Why are you such a woman hater?! Who told that the average female Uni student IS a "feminist wanna be". You've got issues.

8.So you watch girls "cover their hair with polythene to bathe" everywhere you go? EVERYBODY stinks.thats why deodorant and perfumes were invented. The average Nigerian girl washes her hair when it isn't made.Na you know the kin girls u dey date.

9.oh really? Only nigerian girls.Have you been to Ghana?Who told u that all nigerian girls are like that?

10.Another overused nollywood plot.
SMH.see how you are contradicting yourself? You complained about"smelly hair" and "polythene" now you want girls to soak their hair in the pool without covering it. Do you think black women have the same hair type as white women or what?.Damp kinky hair is prone to getting smelly than straight curly hair...
Now stop whining like a jilted lover and man up.

Estharfabian:
So, I seriously wanna have that experience!




uh...A male strip club actually...endowed with 6-pack'd Guys, Muscles, Briefs, Muscles, muscles And Muscles!

hehe.Magic mike comes to mind....

So in other words..you will either marry TB joshua or ugly women.Ok o.

Possible ways of being a mother of three and still a virgin...1.getting artificially inseminated and conceiving triplets which will be delivered through ceasarean operation.(hymen still intact8-))
2. Officially adopting three kids...(hymen still intact8-))
3.Kidnapping three children and claiming to be their mother.(hymen still intact8-))
4.Rearing three imaginary children(hymen still intact8-))

OP. Sleep and wake up.then realise that this is "romance section" not "sexuality section".

olaleye1355:
#TeamTaurus here!!!
Yeeeeeeeeee

But easy on your Hulk smash, I get the rush too but I try to remain the doctor trying my best not to mutate or bring out the monster cuz "they don't like it when I get angry"...lol

I first had the hint when I saw Venus as your location on your profile,but then anybody could use Venus for many reasons so I decided not to ask if it was your Ruling planet.

Your partner is a lucky girl

really!? Now i wish there was some kind of special greeting for each sign.oh well , i updated the diary after clearing some things up. ...annnd for the record, i am currently very single and checking out someone who happens to be a darn tease.: So do you actually like green? Or emeralds?

olaleye1355:
And by the way, I read your diary and guess what.....

oh...what?

olaleye1355:
Lol, mama all knives cut the same way bcuz suya knife bend no mean say e go cut curvy like. Na only that wicked go-to-hell cuts differently and I no add am....lmao

My bad, didn't know wat pro gay was until I googled it. Yeah Its ok!

Ok then!its been great meeting you friend.

olaleye1355:
Am as straight as a knife and the handle that bears it!

Just couldn't help but point out the fact that gays here are treated as trash and inconcievable compared to other blogs n social websites.

#HumanSexRightActivist

Lol at your comparism. But knives arent always straight.have you noticed suya knives?.BTW#HumanSexRightActivist# is freaking long.you are simply Pro gay and thats awesome.

obiorathesubtle:
honey, c'mon.. Our relationship is like 2 messages old..

I'd have to apologise for first impression..

And also cook up a better bribe

really? Its "honey" and a "relationship" already? And in your mind your "apology" and name calling will make me melt?you are horrible at flirting bro. dont bother cooking anything up. I wont even look at your bribe and i bet you are a horrible cook too...

durentdbiitch:
Thanks. i'll try dat, I Shud make it look like a gay crush letter right?

oh THAT is entirely up to you. Once again. ..dude dont sign ur name.

olaleye1355:
This means that gays are more daring than lesbians in nigeria.

Or is it that the gays on NL are more articulate than lesbians.......

hm yeah option two seems accurate. As for No 1,i dont know .i think both teams are as daring as they can be in Naija.no one wants death by homophobes you know . Btw are you gay or pro gay?

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obiorathesubtle:
Audray.. FirstOfall.. Your name/moniker is beautiful, love the way it sounds.. Abeg leave my name alone .that ur bribe no go work.


Second...a woman/female washing her husband's/boyfriend's underwear isn't throwing away her destiny.... She's doing the right thing.. It's the way y'all show care it attracts blessings to y'all.. .. But the other one is just wrong..

It's a man's world.. A man shouldn't have to wash female underwear, it's embarrassing, degrading .. Etc..

SMH. You forgot to add sexism,chauvinism, low self esteem issues, and ridiculousness to ur signature"list".

obiorathesubtle:
Audray.. FirstOfall.. Your name/moniker is beautiful, love the way it sounds.


Second...a woman/female washing her husband's/boyfriend's underwear isn't throwing away her destiny.... She's doing the right thing.. It's the way y'all show care it attracts blessings to y'all.. .. But the other one is just wrong..

It's a man's world.. A man shouldn't have to wash female underwear, it's embarrassing, degrading .. Etc..

SMH. You forgot to add sexism,chauvinism,low self esteem issues and ridiculousness to ur signature "list". Abeg leave my name alone. That ur bribe no go work.