₦airaland Forum

durentdbiitch:
You exist, u dont need any one to believe u. Jst keep doing you nd dont giv a fvck bout these peeps here.

On point my friend! PS. You should totally print your letter and let ur crush find it. Watching his reaction would be fun. Uh don't sign your real name sha...

obiorathesubtle:
9. You're the muguest mugu of all the mugus in mugugeria if after reading op's post and you're still doing one or more muguistic deeds op mentioned!


Mugu number 5 is like the ArchBishop of Mugus.. Why would SOMEONE voluntarily throw away their destiny by washing undies?? I don't understand..

wooow! So those girls and ladies that have been washing their boyfriend's /husband's undies have been "throwing away their destnies "abi? If she can wash your briefs, boxers and singlet why can't you wash panties and bra if need be? Is she not human like you? Throw away destiny ko throw away destiny ni. SMH

olaleye1355:
So let me get this....

Whenever homosexuals(gays mostly) post topics on NL they get insulted and spat on?

Yet to see the lesbians get the same treatment though, or are they none on NL?!!!

Abeg o that's the same question i have been asking myself! Where are all the gay ladies on NL?! I don't get why they are being all shadowy. But trust me i ALWAYS get insulted and harassed here for speaking up. Durentt and a bunch of others are witnesses. Although everyone assumes i am a guy pretending to be female. Why? They are probably finding it hard to believe that we exist.

KingCheezyPuff:
I like when men cook fer me,that would require us ta be at his house
An I thinking cooking tagther is a great date idea.
So if you can handle being alone in someones home, do so.
That is if he/she can handle that too

hmm. So you have to be at HIS house in order for him to cook for you? Lol that's not fair o. Cooking together is great! I should know that, at least with girls.. . But you know African men and their mentality.

KingCheezyPuff:
Virgin,so yes.

really.? Dear kingcheezypuff aka valerie?(i really like ur name). Cos if thats really u in that profile pic...phew! But come again.yo said you can only handle some. Why some? Why not all of em?

KingCheezyPuff:
I pick the ones I like an can handle,yes.

you pick the ones you can handle. Sooooooo are you saying u are an abstainer?!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
good stuff

yeah.garlic is the worst.its such a turn off for me that i thought it deserved an Ad commentary. I hope you dont mind my asking, but do you follow your "how to avoid sex" rules/commandments?

Oh i got one.Make garlic ur BEST FRIEND! Put it in ur omelette, chew some as a snack, its delicious in noodles too! Grind some and add little spice to ur coffee.wanna smell unique?....use a spritz...or four of pure garlic oil everyday, toss the bleach aside!garlic water works wonders for ur clothes!.Trust me, once garlic is ur Bff, Sex is the last thing on anyone's mind(I know this for a fact!). Hmmm. Garlic... Nature's best multipurpose bet for a long lasting abstinence.

all the comments here are hilarious! Durentt why did you OPEN a thread and name it THREAD CLOSED.? Hm?

fearlesschicken:
honestly so annoying, I was saying my mind and the oversabis came roaring like bush lionesses.

msteww...imagine one called me dumb and hypocrite. Me? all because I said the truth that their homophobic and brainwashed minds can't deal with.

I promise myself I won't do this back and forth argument but I couldn't help it when I saw their useless mentions. This Na my last comment.....

bumbae honestly you need to work on yourself. Work on your grammar and spelling instead of coming here to pass your ignorant and bigot self around claiming you live abroad.



FirstEva funny you couldn't tackle what I said but you went straight to referring me to a chicken in your stew. Very typical of bigots. leave the real matter and result to insults.

lol chicken in their stew? Girl, le peeps will never stop joking with ur moniker.but do u know say u ar more of a fearlesshawk?

durentdbiitch:
my reasons for not supporting gay marriage is personal d same way some heterosexuals dont support hetero marriages. I dont want gay marriage legalized in nigeria either.

ok ok

EVarn:
I certainly do not practice cross-dressing either during the day or at night,so I will very much appreciate it if you restrain your perverted imaginations.
You are not nairaland's spokesman,and therefore have no authority to decide whether gays are welcomed here or not.Your pitiful attempts at verbal acrobatics only goes to show the hypertonic rate of sexual jangurova and psyco-hormonal instability you are currently experiencing.I advise you to restrain your bigotry,for the sake of general decorum.

pls tell him. He keeps mentioning me uncontrolably and my patience is running thin.EVERYDAY he mentions me in a comment. The guy clearly needs help.

ValerianSteel:
You regard yourself as a subspecie to heterosexuals and it's blind hypocrisy in my books for a supposedly gay man to have a problem with marriage between the same-sex.

In as much as you yearn for the comforts of another man's love,you look forward to sharing passionate moments with him you should support gay marriage because it takes two to tango and you can't be labelled gay if you have a problem identifying with two men committing to each other.

As long as love is the scale of measurement here,the institution of marriage is not exclusive to heterosexuals.Except there's a new definition to gay marriage which I'm not aware of

abi? I was surprised to see the author of that comment was durentt.

eyahh. Poor cynthia.

MrCork:
...Arrrhh...ok we gerrrit...you jerk on Facebook wall at nites (read your post) & you all so a proud lessssssbians (read your other post)...your life is really phuckkup & we will pray for you. You need Jesus!

sooooooo you joblessly went ahead to check out my profile and comment on a thread that i opened eons ago. What is wrong with you?! Leave me the F****k alone.!

MrCork:
..sweeethat...am a lover not a fighter & i love women & beaaaaurifull leasssbians only or lightskin lessssbian....you come across like bored house wife & you decide to be spokesman for faghgggggots?... we are curioous..why?....why do you like them faggghots and why do you soport them?

illiterate

MrCork:
..Andy...have you notise you been cusssin & fighrin me like a man...fire for fire...you muss be a very powerfull & physical lessssbian thou..what you niiid is a strong soldier like me in your life & trusss me..if I mate with you..2round...you will forget that lessssssbianism crapp business.. (REAL TALK MY NIGGGA)

Illiterate. Seriously leave me alone.

MrCork:
...we have not against lessbian as long as they looklike women & they are beauuriful & feminine....but as for fagggggggots & those of you feminist man loookin faggggot with deep voise....you shall be erase..TELL YOUR PEOPLE!!

*sigh* I just realized how block headed you are. I also just realized that you are a illiterate and i've been wasting my time conversing with you. After reading everything you typed up there i suddenly felt sorry for you. You never understood a word i said. I doubt if you even understand this.you act like programmed robot,you dont really think you just act.unfortunately ur kind abound on NL and Nigeria. Please dont mention me again.

[quote author=MrCork post=44029878]..lesssbian??...ok this is beginnin to make sence now..so you one of thoise femminist musscular loookin black fagggggot women that shave there hairs & wear suit & tie......you loooklike a man..correct? ...NIGGGGGA..THE F***K YOU WANT ON NAIRALAND? ? [/quote"]"feminist musscular looookin black faggggot women "no be today ur craze start.

durentdbiitch:
Finish him.
Reminds me of my teen days when i used to play mortal kombat

Dont mind him.when i lose sleep i get sort of aggresive?.No joke. A fellow mortal kombat fan! So do yo still play? There are modern versions now.new fighters ,awesome moves and the finishers..even bloodier! Cant get enoungh of tha game. I am krazy for it!

MrCork:
..niggggga who do you think you fooolin....you a fagggggit PRETENDIN to be female jussss to get atensioon on nairaland. ....acid on your face ((DO THE MATHS))

look .wateva floats ur boat .it is because of sleep evading me that i have kept up this ruse. If u think i am male and that makes u happy.go ahead..indulge. I dont get this funny belief that anyone that defends gay guys is secretely gay or a guy, i am a GAY woman and f****ing proud of it.i defend ALL queer persons. So go stick urself in a wine bottle or wherever Mrcork,

MrCork:
^^^^^^^another fagggggggot pretendin to be female on nairaland! !....we will find you faggggggots

naw ur wrong. this fagggggot is very female and loves beautiful women. i prefer saying i am gay cos d word lesbian is sort of old fashioned and antiquated to me. so whatever...

MrCork:
..you a bored house wife ...i sugggggest you forget about fagggggggggggots & focus on findin man on nairaland....fagggggggots are not welcome on nairaland. ..jusss lesssbians

house wife? you are very drunk. i refer to all queer persons(GAYS LESBIANS TRANNYS and intersex) with the word "gay" .you have no right to see lesbians as merely sex objects. typical heteronomative dude.

MrCork:
...sweeet ht...ain't you sopose to be looookin for man on nairaland in sted of been spokesman for faggggggots?

look for man? what? NL is now a brothel abi?

MrCork:
..correction..I take it you the spoke man for faggggggots..correct...anyways the good news is gaggggggots will be hunted...the bad news is fagggggggots will ****

Faggggggots are waste of speeder & are not hear to stay!! (REAL TALK CRACKHEAD)

spokesman? ***n you. its like you are high on origin this night. you make zero percent sense. choke on ur hate. do u kno that the word "faggggggggot" has being accepted by gays? its not that offensive anymore...so stop trying so hard ok? the faggggggots are here to stay .

[quote author=Estharfabian post=44010749][font=serif][i] Uh...Hello?



I could Kiss, Eat his Ass, Hug, Bathe, Feed, Kneel down, Lie down, Give bj's, Teabags And wash His boxers if need be, to MY HUSBAND!


Feminists Aren't Man haters Boy, the sooner You get that sweety, the better.

ha ! Now there's A Woman!

MrCork:
..jokes? ..so I amuse you? Do I loooklike a comedian to you? ... you rink am tryn to be f unnny?....listen..if your boy friend is gay then he not welcome to nairaland. ..I HAVE HATRED FOR FAGGGGGGGGOTS & we hate fagggggots wannabe....we like lessssbians as long as they look feminine thou...anyways durrentt is a fagggggggggot (he even admired it) and should find another website..

[size=16pt] ..NAIRALAND IS NOT A GAY WEBSITE...WE DON'T WANT FAGGGGGGOTS!![/size]

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go and commit suicide if you want man. the gays are here to stay. suck it up.

sylvalord4:
Firstly i am not gay, i am as straight as an arrow! I am just not homophobic, i believe it is their life and they should be allowed to live it as they deem fit. The notion you hold that anyone who isn't homophobic is gay is very shallow. Secondly, you didn't answer my question, i asked why you hate gays and you are telling me you were born with this hatred? Are you saying you were born a bigot? The notion that this hatred is natural is very flawed as if it were natural, nobody will be "homo-tolerant". Hatred for a fellow human is very unnatural no matter who or what that person is. Which proof do you have that being gay is unnatural? Please provide a valid proof of homosexualism being unnatural. You were not born with the hatred of gays hardwired in you, you simply hate them because the society taught you to and i can argue that the society does not hate them, rather it is appalled by the idea of a man digging another man. Tell me doesn't the fact that the same guy who claims to hate gays loves lesbians? Aren't they both homosexuals? Isn't that hypocrisy? Trust me the idea of a man digging a fellow man sounds disgusting to everyone but you must realise that it is not your ass that is being dug and that makes it non of your business. You claim it is unnatural but i bet you think anal sex is natural right? Please stop the unnecessary hatred and bigotry. I am not asking you to like gays, all i am saying is MIND YOUR BUSINESS! If you see a gay couple, look the other way. You will gain nothing from calling a mob on them, WHAT THEY DO IS THEIR BUSINESS NOT YOURS!

oh my! i lack words to express my admiration for you and your effortless "sense knacking.!".you my dear are no chicken. NEVER at least here on NL,have i seen a straight person,a Nigerian for that matter take the time to defend gay persons the way you have. Institutionalized homophobia is a big problem. one that will take time to disappear from society.So for that to happen we keep fighting the fight.and what you've done here shows that liberals and forward thinkers exist in this country.A positive thing.keep it up.!

EVarn:
There is almost nothing more painful than been ex-communicated from one's own family and the society.I believe that mr felix shouldnt have tattled off to his parents,sometimes ignorance can prove to be the greatest bliss.

guess the poor guy was tired of caging up his true self and was pressured to express it.except walking out of that cage has exposed him to predators and the elements(homophobes,potential murderers,isolation) worse than being in the closet.

daneni1:
Oh my Queen

Rushing have never been d best answer

But will wait till are ready
Wen u are ready
I will be waiting with my pink lips

hehehe.! how do we knooow that you dont have adekunle gold lips?

ok

hmmmmmm....