Romance › Re: Ladies, Why You Shud Never Stick To One D!kc All Your Life (picture) by Augustap(f): 12:39am On Oct 01, 2017 |
That's your personal problem, don't come here to disturb nl with it...btw, if you're single, your womanliness should be too. Don't come here to tell me that ur womanliness is aching again...EWU |
Romance › Re: How Can I Know That A Guy Loves Me? by Augustap(f): 12:35am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Madam look for a seat to glue that ur ass....if you want an increment in the allowance your guy gives you, pls tell him. Don't come here and be deceiving yourself. Confused lady |
Romance › Re: If Your Man Slapped You, What Would You Do? by Augustap(f): 12:28am On Oct 01, 2017 |
The only thing that can push even a good man that far is a woman's mouth. I don't see my mouth pushing my man that far, and he doesn't lay a finger on women....his self control is awesome... |
Romance › Re: That Awkward Moment When A man of GOD Tells You That He Is Not The One. by Augustap(f): 12:25am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Pastors won't try that shi.t with me....who asked their opinion? |
Romance › Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Augustap(f): 12:15am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Michellekabod: My first love, the day he gave me my first kiss. He made the comment, "you dont even know how to kiss, lemme teach"...felt like a novist, swollen in shame as i ran back to my papa house. The second time, he made fun of my ebony physique "you should be eating much so when a man holds you, he wouldnt seem as though he is hugging air...fleshing up jor. See how bony you are, i pray your bones wouldnt chook me one day. That day i will find someone that is juicy". The mockery was to my favor because afterwards he bought suya and fanta for me daily in other for me to add weight 
My second and last bf were chilling with his sister in his balcony. It stung like shame when he told me to close my legs that my panties were showing. .. I felt so ashamed. Couldnt he tell his sister to tell me? It would have been better a fellow female told me that. He even threatened to fire catapult there if i dont learn how to seat properly.... .....
Share yours Nls The second story though... Kikikikikikikikiki |
Education › Re: WAEC Or NECO: Have You Ever Sat Alone In A Hall? by Augustap(f): 12:10am On Oct 01, 2017 |
ahnaija: bros don't lie here.... nobody has ever sat in a hall for exam except he was caught doing malpractices or he want to be help.... Don't say what you're not sure of. Of all the students in a school, a subject may be chosen by just one person. In situations like this, do you expect me to sit in the hall with you?.... NO |
Crime › Re: Baby Dumped At A Refuse Site In Port-Harcourt Dies. Photos by Augustap(f): 11:58pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Many are looking for babies and this maggot is wasting the one she has. By the time karma jams her, she'll shrink |
Romance › Re: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Augustap(f): 11:56pm On Sep 30, 2017*. Modified: 11:41am On Oct 01, 2017 |
I support her 1000000%. She should run for her life before you use big kicks, giant blows and thunderous slaps mixed with Olympic bites to test her after marriage. |
Education › Re: How Tattered A Room In OAU Hostel Is (pictures) by Augustap(f): 11:44pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Forget that thing... If the inhabitants were clean and organized, they would transform that place. They are swines, and they were given a sty. All fu.cks disappeared |
Career › Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by Augustap(f): 11:41pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Why did u even include journalism on that list? Don't you know journalism no longer exists? There's no job in the country, and you're listing journalism  |
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Announces New Artiste To His Rudeboy Records Label (Photos) by Augustap(f): 11:36pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
No bleeps to give.
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Literature › Re: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 11:03pm On Sep 30, 2017*. Modified: 7:08pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
Now that's a funny sci-fi story. Nice one. Please keep writing, i look forward to reading your stories. |
Literature › Re: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 10:57pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
seunnla: Augustap Kimkardashain Souloho19 KimberlyWest duch12 ghostwritter FreshestManny nijabazaar Creeza Maybelconor Frankenstein
Please read, feedback is welcomed  Thanks for the mention |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 10:57pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
lefulefu: Augustap hw body na  Lefulefu body dey o. How far you na |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 2:44pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:46am On Sep 29, 2017 |
VLongstrider: I don't like this number... .. it's too beautiful for my liking Okay use this one....08029092017  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:45am On Sep 29, 2017 |
VLongstrider: I don't like this number... .. it's too beautiful for my liking Okay use this one....08029092017 |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Can’t Stick With One Man by Augustap(f): 10:50pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
Super Story especially for 1&2. As for 3&4 dts a super story with small letters. The summary of your epistle is dt the person is a CHEAT |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 10:46pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
VLongstrider: I've not yet asked for your hand in marriage na. It's only number I asked for  08028092017  |
Literature › Re: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 10:45pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
seunnla: Thank you very much but how do I do that? I'm still trying to figure out the nairaland terrain. Just write my moniker below the story when you're done; Augustap |
Romance › Re: Guys & Girls That Wear Glasses Are Safe To Date - Opinion by Augustap(f): 10:24pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
fuckerstard: Needful ko nonsense ni. You know what we call people with glasses in my primary school.
Oju igo
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Romance › Re: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by Augustap(f): 10:21pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
Thief calling someone a scammer... You better get something done to your damaged brain |
Romance › Re: His Reaction When I Told Him I Wanted To Clear My Bills by Augustap(f): 10:18pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
Pls say something else. If there's none, swerve. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:58pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
VLongstrider: Loooooool... ... Health is wealth na. And I can't ask for your number on this platform Bai..... All those boys will just come and spoil somebody plan Let my hubby catch you  |
Food › Re: The Best Nigerian Pepper Soup Recipe by Augustap(f): 9:54pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
WhiteSoup: I yam not understanding  You will STEW understand.... No be only yam |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:53pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
VLongstrider: Am I the only one who thinks chatting here is not very hygienic? You're on your own in this your environmental sanitation campaign  |
Literature › Re: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 9:50pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
Pls quote me when you write again....you've got really nice stories |
Romance › Re: My Experiences With Nairaland Let All Be Careful by Augustap(f): 9:43pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
How will a person be vested with the entire stupidity of the world and op decided to give a helping hand. This one weak me. Btw, it's not by force to chat in English. You both strained my eyes and racked my brain trying to read dt shit. Useless people everywhere |
Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:36pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
VLongstrider: I'm OK.. ....rather, I was OK......until ASUU called the strike off. You? Lol....I'm good |
Food › Re: The Best Nigerian Pepper Soup Recipe by Augustap(f): 9:30pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
WhiteSoup: I does not knows why people are can't do without Igbo dishes that came from the core of the east. 
You should be proud of the pant of the country you came from and your dishes that orijin from there. 
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Romance › Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 8:58pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
VLongstrider: Sup? Longest time. Thought you stopped replying. Just saw this. Aiit. How far |
Food › Re: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by Augustap(f): 9:36pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
WhiteSoup: We the yorubas have the best recipe for edikainkong soup. It originally originated from oshogbo before spreading to other pant of the south south like calabar.
I does not even knows why people doesn't knows their history and the real pant of where they came from  Pant instead of part,  I wonder how ur own soup will taste 
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