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RomanceRe: Ladies, Why You Shud Never Stick To One D!kc All Your Life (picture) by Augustap(f): 12:39am On Oct 01, 2017
That's your personal problem, don't come here to disturb nl with it...btw, if you're single, your womanliness should be too. Don't come here to tell me that ur womanliness is aching again...EWU
RomanceRe: How Can I Know That A Guy Loves Me? by Augustap(f): 12:35am On Oct 01, 2017
Madam look for a seat to glue that ur ass....if you want an increment in the allowance your guy gives you, pls tell him. Don't come here and be deceiving yourself. Confused lady
RomanceRe: If Your Man Slapped You, What Would You Do? by Augustap(f): 12:28am On Oct 01, 2017
The only thing that can push even a good man that far is a woman's mouth. I don't see my mouth pushing my man that far, and he doesn't lay a finger on women....his self control is awesome...
RomanceRe: That Awkward Moment When A man of GOD Tells You That He Is Not The One. by Augustap(f): 12:25am On Oct 01, 2017
Pastors won't try that shi.t with me....who asked their opinion?
RomanceRe: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Augustap(f): 12:15am On Oct 01, 2017
Michellekabod:
My first love, the day he gave me my first kiss. He made the comment, "you dont even know how to kiss, lemme teach"...felt like a novist, swollen in shame as i ran back to my papa house.
The second time, he made fun of my ebony physique "you should be eating much so when a man holds you, he wouldnt seem as though he is hugging air...fleshing up jor. See how bony you are, i pray your bones wouldnt chook me one day. That day i will find someone that is juicy". The mockery was to my favor because afterwards he bought suya and fanta for me daily in other for me to add weight grin

My second and last bf were chilling with his sister in his balcony. It stung like shame when he told me to close my legs that my panties were showing. .. I felt so ashamed. Couldnt he tell his sister to tell me? It would have been better a fellow female told me that. He even threatened to fire catapult there if i dont learn how to seat properly.... embarassed.....

Share yours Nls
The second story though... Kikikikikikikikiki
EducationRe: WAEC Or NECO: Have You Ever Sat Alone In A Hall? by Augustap(f): 12:10am On Oct 01, 2017
ahnaija:
bros don't lie here.... nobody has ever sat in a hall for exam except he was caught doing malpractices or he want to be help....
Don't say what you're not sure of. Of all the students in a school, a subject may be chosen by just one person. In situations like this, do you expect me to sit in the hall with you?.... NO
CrimeRe: Baby Dumped At A Refuse Site In Port-Harcourt Dies. Photos by Augustap(f): 11:58pm On Sep 30, 2017
Many are looking for babies and this maggot is wasting the one she has. By the time karma jams her, she'll shrink
RomanceRe: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Augustap(f):
I support her 1000000%. She should run for her life before you use big kicks, giant blows and thunderous slaps mixed with Olympic bites to test her after marriage.
EducationRe: How Tattered A Room In OAU Hostel Is (pictures) by Augustap(f): 11:44pm On Sep 30, 2017
Forget that thing... If the inhabitants were clean and organized, they would transform that place. They are swines, and they were given a sty.
All fu.cks disappeared
CareerRe: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by Augustap(f): 11:41pm On Sep 30, 2017
Why did u even include journalism on that list? Don't you know journalism no longer exists? There's no job in the country, and you're listing journalism grin
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Announces New Artiste To His Rudeboy Records Label (Photos) by Augustap(f): 11:36pm On Sep 30, 2017
No bleeps to give.

LiteratureRe: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f):
Now that's a funny sci-fi story. Nice one. Please keep writing, i look forward to reading your stories.
LiteratureRe: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 10:57pm On Sep 30, 2017
seunnla:
Augustap Kimkardashain Souloho19 KimberlyWest duch12 ghostwritter FreshestManny nijabazaar Creeza Maybelconor Frankenstein


Please read, feedback is welcomed smiley
Thanks for the mention
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 10:57pm On Sep 30, 2017
lefulefu:
Augustap hw body na cheesy
Lefulefu body dey o. How far you na
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 2:44pm On Sep 29, 2017
VLongstrider:
Or... .. I just sent you a mail
Aiit
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:46am On Sep 29, 2017
VLongstrider:
I don't like this number... .. it's too beautiful for my liking
Okay use this one....08029092017 grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:45am On Sep 29, 2017
VLongstrider:
I don't like this number... .. it's too beautiful for my liking
Okay use this one....08029092017
RomanceRe: Reasons Why You Can’t Stick With One Man by Augustap(f): 10:50pm On Sep 28, 2017
Super Story especially for 1&2. As for 3&4 dts a super story with small letters. The summary of your epistle is dt the person is a CHEAT
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 10:46pm On Sep 28, 2017
VLongstrider:
I've not yet asked for your hand in marriage na. It's only number I asked for sad
08028092017 grin
LiteratureRe: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 10:45pm On Sep 28, 2017
seunnla:
Thank you very much but how do I do that? I'm still trying to figure out the nairaland terrain.
Just write my moniker below the story when you're done; Augustap
RomanceRe: Guys & Girls That Wear Glasses Are Safe To Date - Opinion by Augustap(f): 10:24pm On Sep 28, 2017
fuckerstard:
Needful ko nonsense ni. You know what we call people with glasses in my primary school.

Oju igo

RomanceRe: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by Augustap(f): 10:21pm On Sep 28, 2017
Thief calling someone a scammer... You better get something done to your damaged brain
RomanceRe: His Reaction When I Told Him I Wanted To Clear My Bills by Augustap(f): 10:18pm On Sep 28, 2017
Pls say something else. If there's none, swerve. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:58pm On Sep 28, 2017
VLongstrider:
Loooooool... ... Health is wealth na. And I can't ask for your number on this platform Bai..... All those boys will just come and spoil somebody plan
Let my hubby catch you grin
FoodRe: The Best Nigerian Pepper Soup Recipe by Augustap(f): 9:54pm On Sep 28, 2017
WhiteSoup:
I yam not understanding undecided
You will STEW understand.... No be only yam
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:53pm On Sep 28, 2017
VLongstrider:
Am I the only one who thinks chatting here is not very hygienic?
You're on your own in this your environmental sanitation campaign grin
LiteratureRe: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by Augustap(f): 9:50pm On Sep 28, 2017
Pls quote me when you write again....you've got really nice stories
RomanceRe: My Experiences With Nairaland Let All Be Careful by Augustap(f): 9:43pm On Sep 28, 2017
How will a person be vested with the entire stupidity of the world and op decided to give a helping hand. This one weak me. Btw, it's not by force to chat in English. You both strained my eyes and racked my brain trying to read dt shit.
Useless people everywhere
RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 9:36pm On Sep 28, 2017
VLongstrider:
I'm OK.. ....rather, I was OK......until ASUU called the strike off.
You?
Lol....I'm good
FoodRe: The Best Nigerian Pepper Soup Recipe by Augustap(f): 9:30pm On Sep 28, 2017
WhiteSoup:
I does not knows why people are can't do without Igbo dishes that came from the core of the east. undecided

You should be proud of the pant of the country you came from and your dishes that orijin from there.
huh

RomanceRe: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by Augustap(f): 8:58pm On Sep 28, 2017
VLongstrider:
Sup? Longest time. Thought you stopped replying. Just saw this.
Aiit. How far
FoodRe: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by Augustap(f): 9:36pm On Sep 21, 2017
WhiteSoup:
We the yorubas have the best recipe for edikainkong soup. It originally originated from oshogbo before spreading to other pant of the south south like calabar.

I does not even knows why people doesn't knows their history and the real pant of where they came from undecided
Pant instead of part, huh I wonder how ur own soup will taste grin

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