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RomanceRe: #sluttygirlfears Trending On Twitter. What Do These Feminists Really Want? by Augustap(f): 9:58am On Oct 06, 2017
Yellowdayzee:
#sluttygirlfears

1.When you really wanna get phunked but you have to act all ladylike and wait for him cry


2. When you have a sexy belly dancing outfit you wanna wear to ride him but it's only been two months of dating and u don't wanna scare him

3. When you wanna scream punish me but you don't know how far he will take it grin grin

4. When you secretly have a vibrator and want him to put it up in the mix but don't know if he goes down like that.... So u leave it embarassed

5. When you really just want the sex but have to take the relationship too just to get it ... lipsrsealed
Babe this early morning grin...u are badass
RomanceRe: Sophia Momodu Shows Off Her Banging Body As She Vacations In Georgia With Her by Augustap(f): 9:53am On Oct 06, 2017
Her stomach looks like soaked agege bread. Banging ko, buns ni. Mtchew
CrimeRe: Woman Bathes Husband’s Sexual Organs With Hot Water In Lagos by Augustap(f): 9:51am On Oct 06, 2017
Seems d man's pe.nis looked like shaki or roundabout grin
Some women and stone-heart be like 5&6
FamilyRe: Woman Dumps Her Husband Over Short Manhood by Augustap(f): 9:47am On Oct 06, 2017
Until now, i never knew big d.icks are peace makers. She got married because of big cassava but the harvest was too poor grin
Anyway, her life = her choice
RomanceRe: Lady Blasts Her Sister For Sleeping With Her Ex Boyfriend by Augustap(f): 9:44am On Oct 06, 2017
There is love in sharing grin
W-hores from the pit of hell

RomanceRe: Pussy Myths..... Add Yours, Don't Stop. by Augustap(f): 9:41am On Oct 06, 2017
Mtcheeeeeeeew...Swerve

CareerRe: Weird Types Of Lawyers You Meet In The Courtroom by Augustap(f): 9:40am On Oct 06, 2017
Lawyers have suffered in this country grin

InvestmentRe: My Advice To Those Still Into MMM.. by Augustap(f): 9:29am On Oct 06, 2017
I thought MMM has gone extinct... grin bia op you lost 2.5 and you're advising people, ur brain must be asthmatic... Medicine after death

InvestmentRe: My Advice To Those Still Into MMM.. by Augustap(f): 9:28am On Oct 06, 2017
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HealthRe: 7 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Ladies Lose Shape After Marriage by Augustap(f): 9:17am On Oct 06, 2017
[quote author=Iseoluwani post=61153831][/quote]Cancerous millipede grin

CrimeRe: Burial Of The 4-Year-Old Girl Raped And Murdered In South Africa (Photos) by Augustap(f): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2017
Pells:
Kid grow up before dissing your elder ones... You look like a raped victimhuh
Is dt why you changed your dp to watermelons so dt i won't yab you? Even without the pics, i can still feel the full force of your stupidity. Seems your stupidity is recharged by solar.... Amoeba.
Btw, seems you're a rapist, pls keep your shrinked d.ick to your hapless self....GOOD FOR NOTHING
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Take Bullet For Your Mother? by Augustap(f): 11:01pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
grin grin
I can't just do mum like that na. grin
grin, good of you
CelebritiesRe: Seun Jimoh Supports Tiwa Savage: A Successful Woman Must Cook, Clean For Her Man by Augustap(f): 10:59pm On Oct 05, 2017
thestevens:
LMAO, what did I do now?
Lol nothing. grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Take Bullet For Your Mother? by Augustap(f): 10:47pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
I can. But I hope she doesn't allow me. lipsrsealed
Kikikikikiki...babe just decline the offer, you mum will understand

RomanceRe: Things You Should Never Do For Your Man by Augustap(f): 10:45pm On Oct 05, 2017
Op you were making sense until some points spoilt it. If you don't give him a shoulder to cry on and encourage him, another woman will gladly do it.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Jimoh Supports Tiwa Savage: A Successful Woman Must Cook, Clean For Her Man by Augustap(f): 10:41pm On Oct 05, 2017
thestevens:
The woman in question is a professor, while the husband is a Doctor. all this remedial girls will just be bugging someone.
Let me not pounce on you... Just thank your stars grin
RomanceRe: Why Mad People Survive Off Trashy And Dirty Things On The Streets? by Augustap(f): 10:39pm On Oct 05, 2017
AntiWailer:
I did not check your eye brow before now, Engaging u was a waste of precious time. grin grin

I hope you are able to read and add something light to your empty skull.
What's inside that skull is too great for you to handle.
You don't even have a profile picture, i should have ignored you sef. Pls quit wailing and go to bed grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Come Here, Who Is Cuter Between The Two(pic) by Augustap(f): 10:35pm On Oct 05, 2017
Op neither you nor the other guy is cute...create another thread pls
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Women Pretend To Be Virgins? by Augustap(f): 10:33pm On Oct 05, 2017
Truth be told, some women won't raise the issue talk more of lying about it if you don't go on and on abt d virginity stuff.
But lying makes no sense to me
RomanceRe: Why Mad People Survive Off Trashy And Dirty Things On The Streets? by Augustap(f): 10:31pm On Oct 05, 2017
RomanceRe: Let Just Share This Tonite ( Only For The Matured Minds) by Augustap(f): 10:28pm On Oct 05, 2017
I've never slapped my man and he has never hit me either...but the day he tries it, whether by mistake or not, that's the last he'll ever see me. Don't have strength to retaliate biko grin
He would never raise his hand on me sha
RomanceRe: Guys Who Cry Cos Of A Break Up Are Weaklings And Should Be Castrated!!! by Augustap(f): 10:24pm On Oct 05, 2017
Pussyhunter keep deceiving these guys, later you'll go to your bedroom and cry your eyeballs out grin
CrimeRe: Bride Arrested With Another Boyfriend During Cult Initiation Hrs To Wedding(pic) by Augustap(f): 10:16pm On Oct 05, 2017
Look at the bride's face like a forgotten piece of bread ...kulikuli forehead.
The groom is just too lucky for words
FamilyRe: Hilarious Family Whatsapp Chats by Augustap(f): 10:15pm On Oct 05, 2017
Some family members have got zero chills grin

EducationRe: World Teachers Day: Who Is That Teacher You Can Never Forget? by Augustap(f): 10:12pm On Oct 05, 2017
My geography teacher. The guy was fucking cute and his intelligence could sweep thousands off their feet
CrimeRe: Burial Of The 4-Year-Old Girl Raped And Murdered In South Africa (Photos) by Augustap(f): 10:06pm On Oct 05, 2017
They should just let me torture the worthless pedophile who destroyed this Angel. He'll see pain in it's full regalia and death will go on strike for him. Mongrel.
RIP PUMPKIN
CrimeRe: Burial Of The 4-Year-Old Girl Raped And Murdered In South Africa (Photos) by Augustap(f): 10:03pm On Oct 05, 2017
Pells:
Buhari whyhuh
For real? Like you skipped where South Africa was written? You're a castrated imp, in fact you're a pork

CrimeRe: Nasarawa Polytechnic Student Drinks Poison To Protest His Carry-Over Courses by Augustap(f): 10:01pm On Oct 05, 2017
So after protesting with poison, his spirit will enjoy the fruit of his labour. Stupidity has been on the high side since Adam huh
CelebritiesRe: Dayo Amusa - Why Women Like Me Attract Cheating Partners "PICTURES" by Augustap(f): 9:57pm On Oct 05, 2017
You can't fix no one, they fix themselves for you if you're worth it. Keep fixing, engineer.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts The Bible, Submissiveness, Tiwa Savage And Queen Zaynab by Augustap(f): 9:55pm On Oct 05, 2017
This expired grand mother won't respect her "gotten used to prison self"
Anuofia

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