₦airaland Forum

The original will take him to hell

Abdul05:
just as they did to the Biafrans in the 60s ba...

You're not as smart as I thought, what concerns Biafra with contemporary issue in AKS? You're aboki so I'm not surprised

Abdul05:
we are expecting war to follow after this...

They will kill a thousand of you guys and nothing will happen, this isn't north, y'all are far from home.

You mean GayLosho sir?

The op's set of memes isn't funny, Facebook got all the funny ones

Nigerians are fun

Way better than all the singlets and boxers my gender dishes out to their hubbies

royalmu:
See as you dey follow up people matter. You need to change your mentality this year or leave nairaland.

Sina Rambo, is that you?

She can't believe what she just signed up for; serving someone for the rest of her life

These guys and wahala ehn...

This is Interesting

yellonaija:
You deserve all the best gifts this 2022. Happy New Year

You intentionally sidelined me?

"If Boko Haram end how I go take complete my house for village?". This utterance was allegedly made by a Senior Officer at the helm of Military affairs. Boko Haram menace made some of them stinkingly rich so don't expect it to end soon.

yellonaija:
We like to welcome you to 2022 with this airtime recharge so you can call your friends and family.

Tell us your username on https://yellonaija.com and phone number

AuntRose
0816627
Yellonaija still waiting

DannyXpress:
-continuation-

Of course i went to them and greeted them, even though they didn't rerurn my greetings. They were five policemen.
The first question they threw was "where you get all these phones"

I told them it was mine and i bought them. Then they asked me if i have the receipts and i answered 'Yes'.
One of them started saying i was a yahoo boy if not how was i able to afford two phones
I told them what i do for a living and they asked me to unlock my phones for them.

At first i refused but seeing the way they were brandishing their guns, one was even at my back about to cork his, omoh that moment i remembered Nairaland and i wouldn't want to end up on their front page dead.

Seun's Nairaland factor just saved a life. Lol

ComeToJesus:
If Nairaland is a responsible organisation, this comment would have been yanked off because your bio on Nairaland says you are male and you are desiring to have on earth another male on your bed which is illegal according to the laws of this country.

Does this platform promote this kind of illegal activities by allowing your unacceptable remarks on their platform?

You guys take unnecessary things too seriously

The day after Christmas is usually filled with the activity of sending boxes of gifts to loved ones. That's why it's probably called 'Boxing Day'

maiiilooo:
Ok
Funny how this usually happens in Kaduna every season ..
Same place where religious fight happens most in Nigeria

zedegit:
Please don't get it wrong. I believe there should be 2 offerings: normal church offering and tithe.

Nowadays there are up to 5 offerings in church.

1 Sunday school offering
2 Testimony offering
3 Building levy offering
4 Youth offering
5 Offerings for needy
6 Tithe etc

There are strategies devised to coerse one to give
such as "stand up and raise your offering and being left on the seat while others give.

It makes me feel bad.

If you have, give. If you don't have you stay put, no need for public debate bout the offerings collected.

[quote author= post=108815425]D.P.O of the year.

We swear down, because of this lem, many children of hate, frustrations and perdition will want to be suspects, just to see food chop inside cell.

Elebi dems.
Na only food dem know.[/quote]You're despicable

Aidejay:
Poverty makes everything look distasteful.
Polygamy that is meant to be exquisite reserved for the king's and oligarchs, poor people turned it to mortal combat.

You need to start seeing things from a brighter angle dear. Most of us here are having a nice time reminiscing bout it Merry Christmas

lexy2014:
He was looking for boys

He told you that?

Waiting for all those paid Udom propagandists to show forth. Udom is underperforming.

Thank God he survived cos I still don't understand what happened in Abule

extol1:
AuntRose, do you have influential people in your church, so that you can invite me

Nah I don't. But finding one won't be a difficult task for you believe me

If you're a christian, find a good church with high profile personalities, be committed and watch how God will use people to get you employed.

Don't get into unnecessary brawls, many people are sick out there.

I heard his mom is a 'STRONG' woman?

Righteousness2:
We are witnessing a sign of what is Gonna before the Great day of the LORD. The Day when the Undiluted and Unadulterated Wrath of GOD falls on the Earth and all who have refused HIS Free of Salvation.

Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.


That terrible and terrifying Day is at Hand!
There is only means of Escape. That is a Genuie Surrenderness and relationship with the KING OF GLORY, JESUS CHRIST

Happy new week sir. Keep it up

Arrewa:
New Coldstone-Domino's Pizza outlet opens in Kaduna!!

We are getting there...

Lols, outlets that has been around in Uyo for years is what you are celebrating?

ictplotter:
Nobody or media will blame this boy religion, but let a Muslim repeat this same act. The media blame islam and blackmail the entire muslims. The headline will be " A JIHADIST SCH BOY ATTACK AND KILL HIS FELLOW STUDENTS WITH A GUN IN USA SCHOOL"

I'm sure he didn't tell allahu akbar

I have had my own fair share of sleep paralysis in the past, not just once or twice but the most notable was when I saw my former landlord ( now late) in my room moving towards my bulb switch while I laid on my bed unable to move or talk but somehow conscious or awake, now this was mid night when everyone had slept. The intriguing fact is that the man is notoriously known to be fetish by people including his own children who occasionally accused him 'blocking' their destiny. I know and can still remember what I saw that night as it was very glaring to me. The next morning the man came knocking on my door for reasons best known to him.

Other tenants also complain of getting 'pressed' at night with different modes and strategies. I believe this sleep paralysis is demonic no matter how normal people try to paint it and we shouldn't loose our guard to spiritual happenings. Like someone rightly said the environment matters a lot as some atmosphere are spiritually abnormal.