Na that Picture wey them see you with Soldiers make them mellow down. If not ehnnn

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Na that Picture wey them see you with Soldiers make them mellow down. If not ehnnn

Maybe na for that their dirty cell i go do cross over

DannyXpress:

Maybe na for that their dirty cell i go do cross over

I swear lol

lenovo and samsung galanti i mean galaxzee,azin ga lag zi na two phone mtcheew

DannyXpress:
At about 8:05am today, i was coming back from a friend's house who lived in the neighbourhing street. I went there to collect my phones that i left in his house to charge overnight because there was no light in our street last night.

I got to the junction linking my street with that of my friend's when i saw them (police) parked with the doors of their van open.
I was surprised because it was still very early, i would've taken another route but i was very close to them so i composed myself.

They saw the two phones i was holding, (an infinix hot 10 and an iphone 6s) so they called me.

but na wa o, you that have even attend NDA so a policeman can scared you? You fall hand

Volksguys1985:
but na wa o, you that have even attend NDA so a policeman can scared you? You fall hand

I wasn't lucky enough to make the final list, that was years ago though.

Besides policemen don't care. If they can harass a celebrity, who i be

Still waiting to have an encounter with those bloody bastards

jericco1:
Still waiting to have an encounter with those bloody bastards

pls ooo don't wait and don't pray for an encounter.

jericco1:
Still waiting to have an encounter with those bloody bastards

I hope you're fully ready sha

DannyXpress:

I hope you're fully ready sha

I'm ready.. I'll put them in their place

chriskosherbal:
pls ooo don't wait and don't pray for an encounter.

Those guys need to be dealt with

DannyXpress:
-continuation-

Of course i went to them and greeted them, even though they didn't rerurn my greetings. They were five policemen.
The first question they threw was "where you get all these phones"

I told them it was mine and i bought them. Then they asked me if i have the receipts and i answered 'Yes'.
One of them started saying i was a yahoo boy if not how was i able to afford two phones
I told them what i do for a living and they asked me to unlock my phones for them.

At first i refused but seeing the way they were brandishing their guns, one was even at my back about to cork his, omoh that moment i remembered Nairaland and i wouldn't want to end up on their front page dead.

Seun's Nairaland factor just saved a life. Lol

AuntRose:

Seun's Nairaland factor just saved a life. Lol

The headline will be something else

"YAHOO BOY/ARMED ROBBER GUNNED DOWN AFTER STEALING TWO PHONES"

DannyXpress:
-continuation-

So i unlocked the phones and they started checking and laughing because i had funny memes in my gallery.

One of them asked, 'guy wetin you dey do with army men abi na your brothers?
I told them they were my friends and we were coursemates at the NDA just that i wasn't lucky enough to make the final list

Wow seems what i said touched them and they lowered their guards and we started talking like friends would, laughing and speaking military slangs although they were not fluent in it like i was.

But what happened, how didnt you make it out of NDA

lereinter:


But what happened, how didnt you make it out of NDA

Oh didn't make the final list
Although performed very well in the training and screening exercise.
Maybe Nigerian factor happened i can't say sha