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Romance / Re: See His Chat With A Lady Who Doesn't Know What A Meme Means by AuntyAmope(m): 6:45pm On Apr 06, 2018
In all honesty, I see nothing wrong here. She’s actually looking at the brighter future. But the OP likes playing
Romance / Re: When She Likes You But Still Playing Hard To Get by AuntyAmope(m): 6:39pm On Apr 06, 2018
STOP DATING MINORS OR GIRLS WITH MINOR’S BRAIN

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Education / Re: No More 'How Was Your Night?'! by AuntyAmope(m): 9:46am On Apr 03, 2018
Igweann979:
what is "Grammatically prove" explain sharp sharp or remain a olodo for ever
undecided
Education / Re: No More 'How Was Your Night?'! by AuntyAmope(m): 5:07pm On Apr 02, 2018
Nonsense! I was actually expecting him to grammatically prove how wrong it is. Not the friday sermon he wrote. undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: April Fools Day: Father Prank His Son Of Getting Him An Apple Phone. by AuntyAmope(m): 6:54pm On Apr 01, 2018
Meme loading.

When Bambam’s church members sight her acting holy holy

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Politics / Re: Pregnant Zahra Buhari Shows Off Baby Bump (photo) by AuntyAmope(m): 9:53pm On Mar 31, 2018
It’s cute..
Politics / Re: Senate President Saraki Speaks On His 2019 Presidential Ambition by AuntyAmope(m): 9:48pm On Mar 31, 2018
Taaaaaah! See yarn! because He sees Buhari as a father and he respects him grin grin grin


Is there a thing like father-child love in politics??
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy And Her Boyfriend, Asa Asika Mark Their 3 Month Anniversary Of Dating by AuntyAmope(m): 8:54pm On Mar 31, 2018
Funny how everything we know about their relationship always comes from Cuppy. The guy doesn’t even talk. What a clear sign

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Romance / Re: Why On Earth Will I Want To See Your Dick?? by AuntyAmope(m): 12:51pm On Mar 31, 2018
Imapearl:
some guys are useless
sorry to say
you sent me a mail, I replied you
only for you to ask me if I wanted to see your dick
......
is that how you treat a woman?
that isn't right bro
besides what's so important about ur dick DAT u think I must see
Nlanders this not good at all
I’ve inboxed u.
Politics / Re: Armed Robbers Kill Samson Sedi, APC Youth Leader In Edo (Graphic Photo) by AuntyAmope(m): 12:45pm On Mar 31, 2018
Yeeeeh pls where is Sarrki?? shocked
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Rocks Denim Bum Shorts by AuntyAmope(m): 12:26pm On Mar 31, 2018
Even camera no fit hide her black yansh

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Car Talk / Re: This Guy Made Various Car Sounds With His Mouth. They Sound So Real (video) by AuntyAmope(m): 12:12pm On Mar 31, 2018
Having a talent is never a problem, but how to convert it to a money-making talent is the main koko
Health / Re: Why Your Skin Itches And The Remedies. by AuntyAmope(m): 10:52am On Mar 31, 2018
Ademidd:
I do take predisolone before I dry or cream my body, dat way it will reduce the itching or not itch at all. Before I know of predisolone tab, twas always as if I want to die when my body start itching me. A sachet is #50, u can try it and see if it will work for you.
Use to be a victim wayback 2009. But when I limited d time I use in the bathroom(5-7mins), limited d intake of too much greasy foods, stopped bathing with hotwater(I use cold or warm at times), it stopped excessively. Though the hot water thingy is kinda tricky, I realised whenever I use hot water, d thing never shows up, but when I read bout the harmful effects of bathing with it, I had to stop. Lol but whenever I use cold water, I always feel like dying, it later changed sha, that was when I limited the time I spend in the bathroom. It only shows up whenever I take too much oil food, and recently I realised it’s not every oily food I cannot take. Now I eat most of them comfortably. If you are Yoruba, I think it’s called “Norun”. Ask around about it, it surely has a cure without going through all this stress.
Health / Re: Why Your Skin Itches And The Remedies. by AuntyAmope(m): 7:51am On Mar 31, 2018
Ademidd:
My skin itches after bathing and any time I exfoliate. The only remedy I know for now is predisolone tab.
u care to explain better?
Crime / Re: Cultists Arrested While Trying To Machete Rival Gang Member In Lagos. Photos by AuntyAmope(m): 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2018
pejuakinab:
Very heartless children of doom.
Tell me the difference between them and Fulani's
That’s someone’s handle in here.. ChildOfDoom
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Guy But He Isn't Educated! Help? by AuntyAmope(m): 2:05pm On Mar 30, 2018
predmine20:
The lady don't love the man because if she does i don't think his educational background should be an issue in their relationship. Ethnicity doesn't matter,if she love him even if he is fulani and she is ijebu that shouldn't be a barrier in their romance.
Fulani don suffer for una hand grin Actually my comment was a bait, I thought I knew d girl
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Guy But He Isn't Educated! Help? by AuntyAmope(m): 10:55am On Mar 30, 2018
predmine20:
I am in love with this guy because he have all I want in a man and would love to marry him. But the problem is that he isn't educated.

I have tried to brush aside that but my parents especially my mum said no way.

I don't know whether to call it quit with him or go against my parents wish.

He is a really nice guy though. I just don't know what to do anymore in this situation! I am just 22 and he is 30,Pls help?

source:relationshipmatters on fb.
Can u pls explain the uneducated part? Does he have any means of living? What’s his personality all about? With the way you guys talk, can u tell whether he truly has plans for a better future?? Let’s start with this questions first. Ethnicity matters too.
Education / Re: 10 Animals Who Die Immediately (or Close To) After Sex by AuntyAmope(m): 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2018
All these nairaland explorer_s, no be only animal world dey na. You guys should try to explore other things too. You guys are doing a good job ��
Foreign Affairs / Re: Govt. Proposes 10-year Jail Term For ‘fake News’ Ahead Of Elections by AuntyAmope(m): 6:36pm On Mar 27, 2018
Jacksmiller abi wetin be that blogger name again, pls don’t near Malaysia o grin grin grin
Education / Re: 5 Incredible Animals With Real Superpowers by AuntyAmope(m): 3:14pm On Mar 27, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
The Immortal Jellyfish
This is one of the 5 incredible animals with real superpowers. It has an amazing ability that no other creature on the face of the Earth possesses. Most people would love to have the power of immortality. If a person were able to live forever, they could accomplish a great deal. If a person were immortal, they would likely participate in extremely dangerous activities since there would be no risk of them dying. While there is no way for a human to become immortal, except in the movies, this jellyfish actually is.

The scientific name for the immortal jellyfish is the Turritopsis dohrnii. As he reaches the end of his life, he is able to fold in on himself. When he does this, he can actually absorb himself, and he returns to the polyp stage of this life.

This gives himself a chance to start his life over again and again. He is the only creature in the world who is actually immortal. Most people would love to start their lives over again when they start getting old. Unfortunately for humans, only the immortal jellyfish has this ability.
If a mere jellyfish can be this blessed by the Lord I serve in this world, why should anyone find it difficult to believe the He can also bless me endlessly in the hereafter?? There’s more to this life, my people.

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Romance / Re: Man Exposes His Ex-girlfriend’s Nude Photos After She Denied Dating Him (photos) by AuntyAmope(m): 5:53pm On Mar 19, 2018
angry angry
If u feel this OP is an idiot for censoring the main parts, click like

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Politics / Re: President Buhari At Damilola Osinbajo And Oluseun Bakare's Wedding Reception by AuntyAmope(m): 6:49pm On Mar 17, 2018
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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri After President Buhari's Visit by AuntyAmope(m): 9:49am On Mar 15, 2018
What a very powerful quote

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Business / Re: Bukar Bolori Dies At 92 In Saudi Arabia (Photos) by AuntyAmope(m): 8:45pm On Mar 14, 2018
Neimar:


paedophiles aka Islam
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JasonScolari:
Subanalah!!!


Upon all his riches, he will be rolled up in a N600 mat from mallam Nurudeen kiosk.



May Allah give him the mandatory 72 hot virgins since he died in the "Holy Land"


]Tbh the way u Christians are quick to attack anything that has to do with Islam shows how insecured u guys are.
mrvitalis:

And he would be 32 years for ever

Funny religion

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Romance / Re: Can You Explain This Picture? by AuntyAmope(m): 1:37pm On Mar 14, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The girl has a phone but no subscription in it,

The boy has a plate of food, but no meat in it.

Both are sad because that is the hardship Buhari has brought upon everyone.
They are even more frustrated because they campaigned for the dullàrd yet they aren't exempted from the sufferings.

The basic things in life now look like a luxury in Nigeria.
Such a shame.

MORAL
This hardship can only be stopped if Buhari is sent back to Daura.
You have just earned my respect, Nwa. cheesy cheesy

Brilliantly Foolish or Foolishly brilliant, which is it?

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Celebrities / Re: Masterkraft Buys A Sex Doll by AuntyAmope(m): 3:31pm On Mar 13, 2018
grin

Celebrities / Re: Masterkraft Buys A Sex Doll by AuntyAmope(m): 3:22pm On Mar 13, 2018
This sexdoll ugly na.


Na these ones be the real sexdoll

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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction, Bôôbs Spillover While Performing by AuntyAmope(m): 3:12pm On Mar 13, 2018
I’m still looking for the wardrobe malfunction here


sbm060:
Chai see person future mother, i wonder how this earthly ppl will b dressing in da next 10 yrs

Well done, Mr heavenly person
Crime / Re: Man's Corpse Is Found With His Eyes Plucked Out In Lagos by AuntyAmope(m): 2:39pm On Mar 13, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
shocked

His trousers are pulled down...Was he raped and being killed? But why the hell somebody wud plucked the eyeball? undecided
You this girl, na everytime ur toto dey scratch u Why are u always talking bout sex undecided

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