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lukfame:
Wawu!!! Wizkid starboy. I thought Weekend said it's a crime for any other artist to use starboy. Lol. The yeye guy no know say Our very own starboy is the real starboy.

Meanwhile, I passed my 3rd MBBS exam yesterday and FTC on nairaland today.. You see God has been so good to me.lol . Well, I don't have much to say than to thank Seun and his people for creating NL in which I'm much addicted to now. Lol, Also want to thank my momma for bringing me to this World.

polimaf:
Open a store on jumia sellers site and konga HQ and find wholesalers of brand new phones in computer Village. Use your online stores to sell or open a physical store in a new market like Igando, Sangotedo etc, and sell there...

polimaf:
Sales of brand new phones on jumia and konga or get a shop In an emerging markets and start

WORDWORLD:
"Oh, and then there’s this kind of guy:

“I wouldn’t take it up the ass for a MILLION dollars homie.”

Bullshit. Yes you fucking would.

There is nothing that indicates a man has thought less about the value of his time than a man who says he wouldn’t take a dick up his ass for some obscene amount of money. You are downplaying the equivalent of thousands of dollars and months of work at WalMart for a few hours of work. Any guy who says this sort of thing is lying on a scale comparable to “muscular guys are gross “ or “I find you more attractive without makeup ”, and perhaps lying harder than both of those statements combined. Then again, maybe he’s not actually lying and in fact just stupid, but either way this kind of financial incompetence isn’t something you want pumping sperm into you.

I used to have these conversations at work. I thought I was in the “I wouldn’t do something weird and sexual for money” school of thought, then this happened:

“Alfred, let me ask you a question.”

“What?”

“Would you let someone stick a finger up your ass?”

“It depends on the person.”

“Just a random person.”

“Probably not.”

“What about for $500?”

“Still probably not.”

“Really? I would. I think if someone came up to me with $500, cold, and put it in my hand, I’d drop my pants and make them stick it in.”

Seeing tangible money enables your thought process to appreciate the triviality or significance of what you have to do for it. Knowing the quantity of money and having a visual of that money or an understanding of what that money can do are very different things, because the human brain is bad at grasping large numbers. Bad to a point where people quote Joseph Stalin in a defeated acceptance of how bad it is. Bad to a point where xkcd had to make a chart for already smart people to grasp how much a trillion dollars actually is. If humanity was good at grasping numbers above 10,000, genocides would receive far more attention from the general public than individual murders. They don’t, because humanity sucks at this.

From experience, I THINK MOST GUYS WOULD LET SOMEONE FVCK THEIR ASS FOR $1,000 or less." ( According to AlfredMacDonalds)

EmekaBlue, shebi you say she be 'FEMINIST'. Na DOMINANCE she show Ooooo. You show her ur pr!ck and at the end she no even allow you DIRECT ENTRY. Hehehe she still DOMINATE bed sef. You sleep for edge. Chai....THAT WOMAN!!! Boss is Boss. Kam-Bura-Uba. Ami ke! She go bid Taya. I go tell her straight up ."MY PRICK'S WORTH IS IN POUNDS STERLING" and just a glance is blablabla. NA RESPECT YOU GO GET. You come comot towel for twenty Naira. No Babe even fit try that kind thing with me to start with. My JOHN THOMAS is out of bounds STRICTLY for my SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

sinaj:
They look scary.
He prolly married one and got the other free

kimbraa:
I thought you said I was a dummy? Now you just shot yourself on the foot. If this were to be in a court room, your sentence is sure.

kimbraa:
I don't bother myself with such 'cause I've had the opportunity to do that, but chose not to. Not that I trust him 100%, I just respect people's privacy. If he's cheating, when his cup is full; he won't be that smart to conceal it.

ChiefAzubuike:
This is the beauty of having your own vehicle. In such situation , you are in total control of your life and not dependent on a clueless danfo driver and your co occupants. You can easily abandon your vehicle and seek safety as opposed to being trapped in a congested danfo bus.

MissRaine69:
I will speak to you as if you were my brother. She was aware of your faith way before feelings were caught. If someone feels that strongly about their faith then they need to stay in their lane and date someone from the same background. It is most unfortunate that it has come to this but if she is steadfast in her views then there is nothing yoj can do about it

As painful as it is walking away might be the best way as it avoids issues later in life. You met the wrong person at the right time. My parents have an interfaith marriage, one is a Muslim and the other a Maronite they have been married for 45 years. It’s possibe and can be a sucess if the other person is open minded. This the probelm you face here.

As painful as it maybe for now close this chapter, one day she will look for you.

Thegeneralqueen:
He don't look healthy ever since he left her if only he could put his ego aside and go on his knees and apologize to her promise her that it won't happen again

kimbraa:
Nollywood needs to perfect her act. How can you keep slapping someone 'till you get the degree of slap you want? What of other effects that aids and makes act real? I have watched Hollywood do worse daring things behind the scene and were made easy.

Juliet sef! There's a degree of slap that'll make you loose focus.

kimbraa:
Nollywood needs to perfect her act. How can you keep slapping someone 'till you get the degree of slap you want? What of other effects that aids and makes act real? I have watched Hollywood do worse daring things behind the scene and were made easy.

Juliet sef! There's a degree of slap that'll make you loose focus.

greiboy:
No according to certain Islamic doctrines, God wants men to start from Four wives.

pocohantas:
Remind me who you are?

pocohantas:
If the story is true, he's probably a bored old man.
He has heard a lot about shaku shaku and twerking, he decided he'll force innocent corps members to fulfil his fantasy.

He shouldn't try it with me.
I will go bring 22 of my colleagues and dance on their behalf, while he reviews all our documents. If not, ama ni problem