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Celebrities / Re: Singer Faze Loses Mum Months After Twin Sister’s Death (Photos) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 5:55am On Jan 19, 2022
Anigreat:


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Be sensible in matters like this please

Imagine who's telling someone to be sensible.

tell me the difference between you and that guy comment in most of your comments here..you that can be so insensitive , disrespectful, spiteful, full of hate. A pot calling a kettle black. Change too.

It seems Faze is your man, because it's so unusual of you, you would've said the same thing as the guy.
Romance / Re: Is This Love Or Simpology? by AuntyVanessa1(f): 3:25pm On Jan 17, 2022
Anigreat:
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So as not to be a simp man must not love or get close to a woman again?

Una mumu too much for this nairaland.

Lolz Anigreat I love your comment though but you see that part you say "una mumu too much for nairaland" You're obviously one of those guys with stupid and unreasonable comments here grin grin grin
Pets / Re: Why Is My Dog Like This? She Has Abandoned Me by AuntyVanessa1(f): 1:01pm On Jan 15, 2022
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If your dog is scared, you don’t have to tell him to suck it up and get over it.
You’re allowed to reassure him
Relationships, with dogs or people, are something you develop over time.
Dogs are not moralists.
They will not dislike a person for their views or character.
They will judge us by their experience of both specific individuals and humans in general.
A dog will often not like being around a person because they feel uncomfortable or threatened by them
Establishing and growing an unbreakable bond is a matter of months and years, not days.

Do these things below and your dog will grow more closer to you.
Get Some Exercise Together.
Create a Routine.
Engage in Play Time.
Bond Through Brushing his fur.
Hand Feed Your Dog from Time to Time.
Pet him sometimes.

Wait

Does it mean as big as you are, you lack the intellectual capacity of commenting using your head alone without googling things to copy and paste? All what you can write on your own is ", darling daddy everywhere," so shameful.

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Romance / Re: I'm A Chronic Womanizer And I Broke My New Year Resolution! Pls I Need Help! by AuntyVanessa1(f): 10:01am On Jan 15, 2022
Anigreat:
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Pussy was made and designed for smashing, you're doing what is right and what will eventually land you in heaven.

Stop living in regrets for doing what is right.. you'll be a great failure if you stopped smashing does lovely pusssies coming your way. The only thing you should be afraid of is STDs , but I believe you drill with condom.


You can make a new year resolution about anything, but it's so irrational and height of stupidity for a man to make a new year resolution not to Bleep pussy or womanize again, when you know that by default men were to womanize, stopping to womanize and fuckiing is a grievous sin that may land you in hell .

May you be forgiven for this gross ignorant.
Anytime I read your nonsense comment, I do wonder if you're a real human being that is so normal or you have a little cracked on your brain.

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Sports / Re: Football Fans Reacts To Nigeria Vs Egypt Match by AuntyVanessa1(f): 6:13am On Jan 12, 2022
Anigreat:
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I can't remember when I was proud of anything connecting to Nigeria as I was proud of the Nigerian football team yesterday. What they displayed in the filed was unbelievable. Believe me, the boys was good, they dominated both first half and second half. If not for the chances they missed, Egypt would've collected upto 5-6 Goals.

When the fixtures came out, and they were to face Egypt, no be small mocking I mocked super eagles ogrin in my little mind, I was thinking the Egyptians was going to roast them, but I was proven wrong yesterday. The balls those guys played, was not toy or childish ball, it was simply out of this world.


It will take ages before Salah won anything with the Egypt National team. A tree cannot make a forest. See how Salah was relegated in the pitchgrin Th camera refused to pick my guy, because he wasn't able to touch ball in the leg.

Fear who no fear football

If Anigreat can be sensible with his comments, don't you know that football is powerful.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by AuntyVanessa1(f): 5:40pm On Jan 11, 2022
Anigreat:
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Gooaaaaaaaallllllll



Go on super eagles

crush down the pharaohs.



Poor Salah, niggar no see ball touch today.


Football is really powerful and uniting

if this moniker can say something good about Nigerian Football team, fear football. Nigeria this moniker despised so much with almost all his comments.

Lol....

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Politics / Re: The Unpresidential Igbos Presidential Aspirants. by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:23am On Jan 10, 2022
Anigreat:

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You think any true Biafrans is interested in your zoo presidency? The igbos careless about the zoo politics, they do not care at all.

It's only the Yorubas that can sacrifice their blood brothers and sisters in the alter of the zoo politics just to be the zoo president.

For Tinubu to be silence till date about the massacre of the Yoruba people by the Fulani herdsmen, to the point that the Yorubas flee their land to Benin republic, tells alot about the type of people the Yorubas are when it comes to the zoo politics.

To them , their brothers can die, it doesn't matter, what matter most is becoming a president. A temporary position o. Chai

You eh, u be great defender of Igbo tribe...till now you never give up o.

And you're an Ibibio person o, not as if you're an Igbo...why so much love for the igbos?
Celebrities / Re: Sola Kosoko Celebrates Her Birthday &10th Wedding Anniversary With Abiodun Abina by AuntyVanessa1(f): 10:15am On Jan 08, 2022
EMIRofPUSSY:
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Dear brethren,
Don't underestimate the power of great sex in your marriages and relationships.

When you see a couple that have a good sex life, where the man bangs the wife steadily in the bathroom, master-bedroom and even the kitchen, like Joke and Jacobs, the marriage will stand the test of times.




you and Anigreat , two of una head no good at all

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Celebrates Her 26th Birthday With Hot Pictures by AuntyVanessa1(f): 9:45am On Dec 23, 2021
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Fine woman

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Pets / Re: Woman Caught Breastfeeding Her Cat Inside A Commercial Airline (Video) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 9:35am On Dec 23, 2021
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I am not done breastfeeding my man that do dismantled my pussy with his royal stallion rod, talkless of breastfeeding a cat. Not me. My breast is for my man and my unborn children not for animals.

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Education / Re: Akwa Ibom Varsity Threatens Strike Over Unpaid Salaries by AuntyVanessa1(f): 6:37am On Dec 23, 2021
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Buhari, Buhari, Buhari oooooo noise everyday don tire una?
Y'all should keep shouting Buhari Upandan while your governors, local government chairmen, councilors continue looting your lives and the lives of your unborn kids right in front of you

Truth is not bitter, just that people are bitter to the truth.

Nuff said!



Don't mind them.
They have been blinded by Hatred and bitterness,
So they can never listen to sane minded individuals like you.
Even if a bench in their village market got broken, it is still Buhari they will be shouting.
So Pathetic.

Thank God for people like you and us and other reasonable and sensible members here,
We will keep telling them the truth,
Because.....
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Assuming the idiotic dullard of a president did close of what governor of Akwa Ibom is doing to the state, Nigeria won't have been in this mess today. Buhari is a failure, all his supporters failure too. Reason a grown up man like you spend time here on nairaland from January to December defending cluelessness.

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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Is Set To Visit Maiduguri On Thursday by AuntyVanessa1(f): 6:31am On Dec 23, 2021
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[S]SAFE trip to and fro to our darling President.

We pray for long life in good health for you now and always Daddy.

May you not come back to meet anyone saying you will not return.

Go and may the Almighty Allah grant your prayers for our darling nation.


Amen in Jesus name.
Insha Allah.
God bless you and yours.
So shall it be for the enemies of this country, that pray for violence, deaths and sorrow for innocent lives on a daily basis.
Iseeee

God bless our President Muhammadu Buhari.
Thank you so much for all you are doing to make this battered and looted nation work again.
Once again, God bless you Daddy.
God bless Nigeria.


Go in peace darling, handsome daddy....




That is our darling Daddy for you.
He belongs to nobody and belongs to everybody!
A man after God's heart.

Thank you sir.
God bless you too!

Dem MANNA, AKA da truth in da building.

Truth is not bitter, just that people are bitter to the truth........


Yes, you are 100% right.
Nut case to children of hate, frustrations and perdition.
Nut case to enemies of Nigeria.
Nut case to those that support violence, deaths, arson and killing of innocent Nigerians.
Nut case to evil animals.

We Rise.


Emekus, The President of everyone in your Yard, Local Government, and State at large, you mean? wink

Oya........ sip wine and cool body...... cheesy

Even the political prostitute that children of hate, frustrations and perdition worship all their lives confirmed that this man is a builder of a new Nigeria. Despite all the sponsors of violence of the political criminals and looters they want back in power.
May Devil punish anyone supporting deaths, terrorists and deaths of innocent Nigerians.[/S]

Heaps of RUBBISH from a fat black thing
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Announces Cross Over Service To 2022 (Video) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 9:09am On Dec 21, 2021
I love the man for his philanthropic nature.

It seems Prophets are more philanthropic than pastors, Bishops, reverend.

Late T.B. Joshua comes to mind. God rest his soul.


Bishop Oyedepo be like you can't give God what doesn't cost you anything. That's his preaching everyday. shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Amira Junaid, President Buhari's Granddaughter (Photos) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:27am On Dec 21, 2021
Mods in this forum should stop shoving this clueless, useless and failed man family things down our throats.

We have seen more beauty than this before. This is a studio picture, nothing so special about it.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Surprises Manager Sunday Are With ‘Tear Rubber’ Prado SUV (Video) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:19am On Dec 21, 2021
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Which ever path you take, you'll always see OBO ahead of you. Very stingy guy. How many people has he raised from the dust to become something? How many people has he given something? Has he ever given back to the society?

Abegi go siddon?
Romance / Re: Those Who Beats Or Flogs Children Rarely Do The Same To Theirs. by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:09am On Dec 21, 2021
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Humans are naturally wicked. What they won't do to their own children, you see them doing to other people's children.

I am a woman, but I want to say unapologetically that women are the most cruel and wicked when it comes to handling other peoples children.

Sometimes I am forced to wonder if the devil do erased their conscience completely from them. Because I can't imagine how someone who has given birth to children will treat someone's children with so much wickedness.

Men do to, but truly men are somewhat kind to other people children compared to their female counterparts unless a man that is so influenced by the wife.

From what I have seen, read online, heard with my ears about how women maltreat people's children, forget it, women are evil. May I not be one please God.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Anambra, And Imo Clashed Over Ipbo And Esn!!! by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:00am On Dec 21, 2021
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Romance / Re: Wedding Guest Finds Out Bride Is His Girlfriend (Video) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:52am On Dec 21, 2021
That man is an idiot, very useless man?

You're trying to disrupt someone's wedding because you discovered that the bride was your girlfrien. Girlfriend o, not your wife o. Some men can be so stupid.


Na panel beating idiot like this deserves.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Vee Shares Her Early Childhood Photo As She Celebrates Mum's Birthday by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:49am On Dec 21, 2021
Happy birthday mama Vee.

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Crime / Re: Man Strangles Girlfriend To Death For Taking A Phone Call From Her Ex In Kaduna by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:46am On Dec 21, 2021
She picked a call from her ex, and the best you think you can do is to strangle her ? What is wrong with all these useless men . What stops you from quiting the relationship instead of killing her?

His scrotal sag should be smash with hammer. Useless man

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Religion / Re: Dr Dk Olukoya Of Mfm Launches Over 3o Years Music Compilations Catalogue by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:45am On Dec 21, 2021
Is all about fire
Health / Re: Timi Dakolo Raises Alarm Over Surge Of Black Soot In Port Harcourt (photos) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:39am On Dec 21, 2021
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That tyrant in river state government house will not see this and act fast. The ogogoro drinking bastard of the governor will act fast assuming it was something concerning peaceful IPOB just to please the parasitic northerners.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniel Brags About Spending 800k On Christmas Shopping: Video by AuntyVanessa1(f): 7:36am On Dec 21, 2021
Wife of a said billionaire bragged about spending 800k? So shameful. Me as a nobody, spent more than that yesterday in shopping and in charity.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Auctions Off Signed Shirt To Raise Funds For La Palma by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:24pm On Dec 20, 2021
obembet:


Where are not talking about dwarf that robbed
People here, and we thank God he has been exposed in PSG cheesy

You're not mature at all, the insult is totally uncalled for. Messi Is something you can never be even if you're given a billion next life time. So stop the childish rant.

In all in all I God bless Ronaldo for this good gesture.

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho's "Hand" In The Appointment Of New Super Eagles Coach by AuntyVanessa1(f): 12:00pm On Dec 18, 2021
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Mourinho can't stoop that low coach the zoo national football team

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Accuses Janemena Of Aborting Pregnancy For Ex-Lover Kpokpogri (Pix) by AuntyVanessa1(f): 4:43pm On Dec 17, 2021
Spit endlessly


Adults disgracing themselves always on social medias. I don't blame them sha, I blame dumb fans that gives this lots attention. I also blame media blogs that always try to shove all these nonsense down our throats with the aim of making money. Nairaland is de oga kpata-kpata, Dem no de wan take eyes see anything relating to this Tonto.

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Romance / Re: How Long Have You Been On Nairaland & How Did You Get To Know The Platform? by AuntyVanessa1(f): 2:30pm On Dec 15, 2021
BBM:

Your handle says otherwise

You have been here just for a few hours

Op since 2011

Through Google

I don't reason with dumb people.

Because I registered this account new, means that I wasn't here far back 2009. What happens to deactivating of account and registering again?

This your stupidity is in another level.
Politics / Re: Senate President, Lawan, Decries Low Salaries Of Lawmakers by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:39am On Dec 15, 2021
Idiot

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Romance / Re: How Long Have You Been On Nairaland & How Did You Get To Know The Platform? by AuntyVanessa1(f): 8:38am On Dec 15, 2021
2009

Through my elder brother

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