₦airaland Forum

I ususally switch it off and drop it beside my bed, until a friend of mine advice not to be switching off as emagency call might come

Mjshexy:
fine..u?

is cool here, am Austine, from kogi, may I know you?

thornapple:
speed kills but they won't listen.

bae how are you doing?

Okuchris:
very awesome

am Austine from Kogi, how may I know you?

Okuchris:
when money speaks

bae how is life

Mjshexy:
Pretty lady

bae hw na?

dominique:
Is that not a girl in the photo?

I thought as such

Truly Some people are born with a silver spoon, #the_rich__are_getting_richer

delectablegyal:
can i get 50,000 likes for the nigerian team?

bae hw ar u doing

porchbaby:
boy not too far oh

am Austine from Kogi, How may I meet you?

porchbaby:
pretty lady

bae how far

Gracesofar:
What a pity.


My condolence to the family of the able body.

It seems you are one of them; your signature though

Am on my way to Ecuador, human life has no value in this country. Thank God for the Nigeria-Ecuador aggrement

buchilino:
HOW CAN NIGERIANS FORGET SO SOON.

1. They ask you to account for £2.8 billion PTF funds in 1983 you plot and oust a democratically elected govt.

2. They ask you to encourage fulanis to obey grazing laws in Oyo state in 1989 you threaten more fulani attacks on farmers in Oyo state.

3. They ask you to obey election guidelines and respect election outcome, you threaten that the monkey and bamboo will be soaked in their own blood.

4. They ask you to make a comment about the ruthless Abacha regime, you score it the best in Nigeria history and that Abacha was never corrupt.

5. They ask you to declare your assets, you say it is not compulsory but quick at persecuting those who declared theirs.

6. They asked you to fight and defeat Boko Haram but you came to power and released their members that were earlier detained by the last Administration.

7. They ask you to show your School Certificate as a prerequisite to be President of Nigeria, as an elected President you hire 15 SANS to defend you in court.

8. They ask you to declare your health status, you say it is your privacy.

9. They ask you to account for how much the government is subsidizing your health and how much specifically it cost Nigeria to park a government private jet in UK for months, you say Nigerians have no right to know.

10. They ask you to obey the federal character article as enshrined in the 1999 Constitution, you populate your government with brothers, uncles, nephews, cousins, etc

11. They ask you to be President of all Nigerians, you state that you can only give more to the 95% who voted for you.

12. They ask you to reign in the very murderous Metti Allah aka Herdsmen as their Grand Patron, you say they only carry sticks.

13. They ask you to declare Herdsmen (who have killed more than Boko Haram) as terrorists like you gleefully pronounced IPOB, you defend the activities of the Herdsmen and state that they are from Libya.

14. You where invited to Oputa panel to testify, you claim the panel has no right to invite you.

15. You claim you detest corrupt people, yet your jobless son could afford a N50m worth of motorbike.

16. You claim you are fighting corruption, you win your election through proceeds of corruption (including the resources of those being persecuted today) and still harbouring and shielding all the corrupt elements in your government.

17. You claim you loaned money with which you bought your presidential election form, but all your children went to school abroad.

18. You claim to obey the rule of law but Dasuki and others have remained detained despite several court orders to the contrary.

19. They ask you to fulfill your electoral promises, obey the rule of law and generally provide dividends of Democracy, you go after other arms of government, perceived and imagined opponents/foes.

20. You want the Senate President arrested because some dare devil armed robbers claim they are his political thugs when you have not been arrested for being the Grand Patron of the muderours Metti Allah aka Herdsmen that you defend at every given opportunity.

21 You claim to belong to everybody and nobody, but you appoint all service chiefs and heads of security agencies from one part of the country

God bless you sir

Doctuur:
These are the mothers of tomorrow. Kai! Something is wronged somewhere

it is so pathetic that the future has no good foundation, who will teach morality? Who will guide the children on the right part? The future is in trouble. IS A BIG PROBLEM

Kingwizzy16:
If you are guy that can cook gather here let's know ourselves

Like me there's no soup I can't make except ewedu

Guy why did you want to intimidate me like this, I am a guy who doesnt know how to to cook anything, a final year student

ChiefAzubuike1:
It cannot get better than this. As blood brothers, they can easily interchange when the other tends to get tired of his wive's kpomo.

It seems you have red the novel titled; ''pimple on wrinkles''

Nigeriadondie:
If the man knew he would never have paod the fine. Paying $41,000 fine and then deported is double tragedy.
Honestly speaking as a Nigerian resident in Europe, many countries are constantly reviewing their immigration rules making it harder to get permanent residence, even asylum application being turned down, forceful deportation & deportation at the slightest offence.
If only our leaders can put greed aside we have all it takes to excel far beyond many of these countries.
Sadly, look at the budget passed by NASS, they have demonstrated that they are the enemies of Nigeria followed by the governors.
People blame Buhari, yes he has his faults but the worst are NASS and governors who have arrested progress.
If Nigeria is good wetin go make me stay for this open freezer where I dey?

bros good morning

God, You know very well that this car is not forbidin me

They ran to Italy in search of green pasture, but things has fallen apart for them. How can Italy be merciful to them when they did not qualify for W-Cup

malificent:
I don't think it's church matter. I can see a grotto at the back. I think it's personal decision.

Whatever works for her, as for me I cannot.

happy to see my catholic Sis on NAIRALAND, Pls where do you lives?

mycare:
What is this nah Who brought the idea of maternity photo shoot Every little thing, we paparazzi ourselves on the internet. We expose ourselves to unnecessary publicity and danger

I see a sense of maturity in your comment, God bless you for this statement

Our Dino, We the entire Kogite are proud of you

BeingFrank:
When Your Mentality Is Greater Than Your Disability, You Have No Disability. I See A Whole Nice Young Lady There.

I love that statement, you are a great philosopher: a genus

moneyadulttube:
dark skin and dark color is a no no for me.

You need deliverance fast, how can you post these nonsense on the website and refer people there for money making. And you will be there claiming to be a christian or muslim. #Hypocrates

The protesting youths took the victim’s corpse to the Diobu Police Division and later to the Braithwaite Memorial Specialist Hospital, where doctors confirmed him dead.[/quote]To the police station before the hospital?

Protest for what? It is pathetic that human life is not valued in this part of the globe

And they think it is making sense?

I actually dont see any reasonable point here as peculiar to universities's students, the point are applicable to life generally. Thanks though

guys are not smiling. the way guys are picking beutiful babes, am afraid of the one to marry o. #the beutiful one are not yet born

So? We should lie down abi. Lazy blogers