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vicky6055:
You can do it without something called twitterfeed and it will appear on even your facebook page and timeline automatically

http://www.ogbongeblog.com/2015/12/how-i-share-blog-posts-to-facebook-pages-automatically.html

DExplorer1:
This is the definition of being a celebrity in Nigeria.
You show off to intimidate others and then ask for help when sick.

Scholes007:
Foolish set of people. GEJ was a sound and refined diplomat. He did a lot in uplifting to the image of nigeria. He placed nigeria as a regional power. But Useless people will not focus on their problem all complain and blame.
ECOWAS leaders meet in Abuja - Premium Times Nigeria
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/173259-ecowas-leaders-meet-abuja.
He held a talk with chinese premier in abuja without travelling.
China, Nigeria vow to expand cooperation, upgrade ties - CCTV News - CCTV.com English
http://english.cntv.cn/2014/05/08/VIDE1399523040215849.shtml
He attended security summits on how to cub boko haram.
http://thenationonlineng.net/jonathan-heads-paris-security-summit/
so if buhari thinks running around the world is his priority now, then you should call him to order and stop this stinking blame.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted eternity.

Glowstone:
If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.







1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
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2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
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Are they sharing money in front?







3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Fainted-gif1.gif
Is this some kind of joke or something and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre





4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Captain-picard-ATM.jpgAbi u dey text your ancestors








5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
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I’m judging you please.










6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
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BaBa where your conscience?








7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
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Are they following me from somewhere?









8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/long_line.jpg
Is this heaven?








9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/The-revenant1-600x338.jpg
The patient dog gets the best Jollof.









10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Leonardo.gif
What is this life?









11. What about Nigerian banks?
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Idris-Elba-sigh.gif
Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..








12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
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Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?









13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
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Are they bringing it from Heaven?








And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Kanye-smile-laugh.gif
But deep inside u r like
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:http://partyjollof.com/14-photos-you-can-relate-to-if-youve-ever-had-to-queue-for-anything-in-nigeria/

Mhizkel:
The ring!!!

A picture of you buying it would do

Kenzico:
is that Konga??!! Though he wan resemble Awilo @Op did u asked him why the wait so long??

dacovajnr:
Only your tie caught my attention

sexysegggs:
Yes, I packed in there not up to two years now. My first rent receipt expired last year October. I paid him three months after my first rent expired but no receipt for this. This three months rent was paid in his account.

DBriteLitehouse:
Before I comment,let me assume you posted this on behalf of a friend.If no,My first advice is for you to remove your profile pix.

No one is a SAINT.We all make mistakes.

There is this cliche," some secrets are made to kept as secrets till death".

From your post,you really BETRAYED THE TRUST OF YOUR BF,though you thought you guys won't come back together.

The question I would ask you is that WHY DO YOU THINK A RELATIONSHIP WILL JUST END BECAUSE YOUR BF IS ON A DATING SITE.....I can see LACK OF UNDERSTANDING IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP.

I would advice that YOU MAKE IT A DUTY TO MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP WORK WELL THIS TIME BY BEING THE MOST LOVING PARTNER TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.....When you see that YOU GUYS ARE NOW REALLY COMMITTED TO EACH OTHER,then you can tell him asking for forgiveness.But if you can keep it as a secret,ask God for forgiveness and to give you the grace to remain faithful.

Go read books online and hard copy on how to make relationship works.From my own experience ,the basic guys need from ladies is LOYALTY( you need work more on this ),HONESTY,SUBMISSIVENESS,GOOD CULINARY SKILLS,etc.

Pls next time GIVE YOUR SELF BOUNDARY and WORK MORE ON YOUR SELF-DISCIPLINE .

On the lighter note,most we guys here wen dey blast this babe,if we do survey now how many of us never do corner markis/run bed things with another girl even though we get serious babe.i just visualize the survey result go talk sey 80% dey unfaithful to their girlfriend.....Noh just bother to ask whether I dey that 80%.

Diddyydiva:
women are the most confused being I have ever met.


The way they gets emotional and makes worst decisions freaks me out


Op you fvcked up

Let's be truthful you lack self control and you are kind of dumb too.

And I think the dating site was an excuse to break up with your boyfriend just to have your way with your friend you are crushing on.

You think your friend will be all you wanted but compared to your boyfriend he is way below , that was while you felt bad.

You are the reason some nonentities here call us names



Tell your boyfriend what you did? how bitchy you acted. Its his decision to either forgive you or not.


And hey !! take down your picture for now

vizkiz:
he be like say you wan die abi? oloriburuku ni eleyi sha?

vizkiz:
you are mad!!!! For this comment, you are mad... So don jazzy is God right.

You are mad again

Weeee:
I don't really blame you. Is America not safe? Have you seen Obama's convoy? Please take a sit and stop spewing rubbish here and there.

praxs:
Why was the Book of Enoch removed from the bible?
I did do a little research before posting my question and found out that only the Ethiopian Christians kept it, that Jews rejected it because it......
well the thing is that fragments of it were found in the Dead Sea Scrolls. It seems like an authentic part of the Old Testament and only Ethiopians have...
But even the accepted Genesis which Christians accept says angels from heaven had children with earthly female humans, so the book of Enoch only expands on...
The original book of Enoch is written in a mixture of Ge'ez (or something like that spoken in Ethiopia), Aramaic and Latin. Lets share what we know about it

Luedave:
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edozie04:
80k? seriously? that money can finish in my hands under 1hour