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TravelRe: DV 2014 Winners Meet Here by austertee01(m): 5:50pm On May 02, 2013
bright_edge: Just checked. Results.....

Based on the information provided, the Entry HAS NOT BEEN SELECTED for further processing for the Electronic Diversity Visa program at this time. lipsrsealed
I received that response too
NYSCRe: NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2013 Batch B by austertee01(m): 11:12pm On Apr 21, 2013
Thank God at last... So, i will have to resign come june
Christianity EtcHow Often Do U Attend Sunday Service? by austertee01(op): 10:59pm On Apr 21, 2013
For It is written "Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy" How often do you attend sunday service, talkless of keeping it holy?
Christianity EtcHow Often Do You Attend Sunday Services? by austertee01(op): 3:17pm On Apr 21, 2013
And for it is written; "Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy" The question is how often do u attend sunday services talkless of keep sabbath day holyhuh
Christianity EtcRemember The Sabbath Day! by austertee01(op): 9:15am On Apr 14, 2013
"Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy". How often do you act in accordance with this quote?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by austertee01(m): 4:11pm On Apr 11, 2013
This Olanipekun Tolulope (aka Auster Tee)... I rep Fed Poly Ede, Class '12
PhonesRe: MTN Nigeria Decries Threats From Boko-Haram by austertee01(m): 5:56pm On Apr 06, 2013
sheedy407: Na only glo suppose dey nigeria cos its owned by our own 9ja man but instead,MTN and ordas dominated d telecomication industry and we don't patronise glo.abeg make dem bomb or pursue mtn comot make glo get ground.Proudly 9ja product.
You need to be checked... Did you ever think of Monopoly?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by austertee01(m): 5:38pm On Apr 06, 2013
I can't wait...
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri Just Now by austertee01(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2013
Yeeee, i beg make i call my friend he is on the JTF team im maiduguri
Jobs/VacanciesUrgently Needed For Immediate Employment by austertee01(op): 2:19pm On Feb 01, 2013
Due to expansion across the nation, a client servicing firm is recruiting graduates from all field of study. Interested applicants should forward their Curriculum Vitae to npgcvacancies@gmail.com.

Required Skills:

Good Communication Skill
Interpersonal Relationship Skill
Managerial and Leadership Skill
A team Player
Jobs/VacanciesElectricity: A Factor For Unemployment In Nigeria by austertee01(op): 12:33pm On Dec 31, 2012
You will agree with me that electricity play a major role in the creation and good functioning of big companies and industries. The hope of Nigerians is that the assurance of Mr. President on good and stable power supply (from 2013) will encourage the re-establishment of companies that are no more and also encourages the creation of new ones and thus reducing the level of unemployment in Nigeria... God Bless Naija...
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blasts And Gunfire In Kano (Airtel Office & Mallam Kato Square) by austertee01(m): 12:51pm On Dec 22, 2012
BH Boiz again....... God safe this Country oo
Jokes EtcVirgin In The Labour Room by austertee01(op): 3:09pm On Dec 21, 2012
VIRGING IN THE LABOUR ROOM


The round star that gives light from the sky at night and moves round the earth was about drawing near. The four bed room flat is been decorated with flowers, gave aesthetics to the front of the house and the surroundings.
The inner house was decorated with well carved wooden chairs; the flat television screen was located at the corner of the master bedroom with heavy speakers. At the centre of the house was a glass table of silver colour, on it was a Chinese flower vase painted with black and designed with white and red colour.
Every where was cool and calm as every where was guarded with the ever freezing air conditioner. Seyi a graduate of pharmacy at the University of Joy, dark and beautiful with hips well carved and drawn figure eight by a professional artist is married to Olu who works at the Fermron Petroleum Company has the General Manager of the Engineering department. Seyi’s parents were so happy for their daughter who had always said she wanted to be a nun.
Seyi had never known what it felt like to be pregnant after some years of marriage. She has seen several women pregnant and some had given birth but she has never heard the cry of her child.
Few months passes and Seyi visited her doctor who gave her the result after she had complained about some things to him. She opened it ,read it, and like a fan in the stadium whose club as just scored a last minute goal, she jumped, “ congratulations ma, you are tow months pregnant” “Thank you doctor” she danced like never before, that was another golden moment of her life. She ran out of the office like a child who is going to meet his mother ignoring his unclothedness on the street. She forgot her bag as she drove towards the gateman and wanted to tip him and ran back to get it. She drove into the house almost knocking down the gateman which made him ask “is madam drunk”? She got inside and went to the kitchen to prepare something wonderful for the special occasion waiting for her sweet Olu to come back. She could not wait but curious of his arrival as she was cooking, she took a peep at the window. it was like the baby was born.
Olu finally arrived and went into the bed room “Seyi am home” he exclaimed without any response, he called out again. Seyi hearing his voice shouted and ran out of the bathroom forgetting there was soap over her and coming out nude, Olu was shocked at the impromptu acting; with his eyes gouged out he said “are you alright”? not minding him, she hugged him and kissed him then said “welcome” Olu was perplexed and speechless at the scene he came to met at home. With Olu’s suit stained with soap, he stood and watches his nude wife go to the wardrobe to bring the envelope. She handed it to him and like a volcano that erupts, he shouted, pulled his nude wife up to dance. He kissed her times without number, they were both contended with shouting and jeering as there was excitement in the air. The foundation of the house shook for joy as the moonlight smiled down at them through the window.
Olu filled with joy and excitement kissed Seyi so softly that it led them to the bed and as both were getting into the mood of making love, Seyi remembered she kept something on the fire and stopped the action.
Months passed, Seyi and her husband went to the hospital to check for the sex of their unborn child, and the doctor told them they were expecting a baby girl any moment. Both went shopping to get the female clothing for their unborn baby girl.
The large bright star in the sky that gives earth light and heat came close, Seyi was coming out of the kitchen, she felt a kick from the baby, and she thought it was normal so she ignored it but it came harder and harder again until she could no longer hold it any more. She began murmuring, holding the pillar that gives support to the house, leading to the dinning table. “Daniel, she called out for the diver. “God help me”
“Daniel where are you”? She went down on the floor “mmmhh, haa” trying to get up but she could not. Daniel came back from where he went to and was approaching the boy’s quarters when he heard Seyi’s voice; he ran pass the kitchen to the sitting room to meet her. He saw her on the floor and ran to her.
“Madam sorry, sorry”
“Try and get up”
“I cannot hmmmm, hospital hmmmm”
Daniel succeeds in getting her up and took her to the hospital where he handed her over to the nurses and called Olu.
“Madam take it easy, everything will be alright”
“Olu where are you hmmm?”
“Push madam and stop calling for your husband”
“Push madam, push”
“Harder madam”
“Olu hmmmm, Oluuuuuuu”
Seyi pushed her life out withal her strength and might as she screamed into the hearing of her classmates in the class room while the teacher was teaching. Seyi had lost concentration and slept off while meditating on the film she watched a day before. She was just a girl of ten years still in the primary level.
PoliticsRe: Governor Chime Is Alive- Enugu Government by austertee01(m): 10:38am On Dec 17, 2012
Time will tell... Though i dont wish him dead, but if truely he is still alive and healthy, he should address the press
TravelRe: Crashed Navy Helicopter Had ‘engine Failure’ After 10 Trips by austertee01(m): 10:28am On Dec 17, 2012
Loveangel: Believe me that crash has nothing to do with maintenance,the truth will come out soon.
I concur...
PoliticsRe: Yakowa & Wife Were Looking Forward To 34 Years Anniversary by austertee01(m): 10:08am On Dec 17, 2012
Blazay: 34 years! cry
Yet we are told that what "God" has joined to gether. . . .
God of spiritual divorces!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
This life makes no sense. . .from any religious angle!
A CHRISTIAN TOO!
One advise... You just have to watch what you say when it comes to God...
CelebritiesRe: Once Bitten, Twice ……! Davido In Yet Another Picture Mess by austertee01(m): 8:07pm On Dec 16, 2012
There is nothing wrong with this young star enjoyin his life... Even guys that are not stars sleep with girls from time to time... I think it is these girls that realy have problem sleeping with stars by taking their pictures and posting it online
CelebritiesRe: Sullivan Is Not Dead by austertee01(m): 7:36pm On Dec 16, 2012
I hope so... But source pls. 2nd to comment
CareerIs There Any Hope For HND Graduate? by austertee01(op): 2:50pm On Dec 16, 2012
With the past and current discrimination betwent the Bsc and HND graduates, is there any hope for HND graduate in this country?
PoliticsRe: Enugu Governor, Chime Is Dead - Punch by austertee01(m): 12:14am On Dec 16, 2012
Why this news again... This is becoming too much and sad... God save Nigeria. 3rd to comment sha
PoliticsRe: Installation Of Solar Power Supply Completed In 6 Airports by austertee01(m): 11:52pm On Dec 15, 2012
This is really commendable on the part of NAMA... Keep it up
PoliticsRe: Azazi, Yakowa Die In Helicopter Crash? by austertee01(m): 11:34pm On Dec 15, 2012
Am beginning to be afraid o... What is happening to my countryhuh R.I.P
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Gets Counter-terrorism Special Force by austertee01(m): 10:02pm On Dec 15, 2012
Another Jack Beaur in Naija... I hope there is one chloe among them... Hahahahahahaha
PoliticsRe: MMA2 Begins Free Internet Service For Passengers by austertee01(m): 9:38pm On Dec 15, 2012
A sign of a good development... Ohhhh 50kb don go
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Ogungbe Now Raypower MD by austertee01(m): 2:46pm On Dec 14, 2012
I am really happy for baba kenny, he deserves it... Himself + D One brough majority of Naija musician into Limelight... You are indeed the world ambassador for youth
Jokes EtcRe: This Is What Happen When You Ping Sexkillz At Afternoon by austertee01(m): 2:35pm On Dec 14, 2012
Infact, some guy get time to really made this kinda research about SEXKILLZ... Funny though... Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NYSCRe: NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2013 Batch 'A' by austertee01(m): 1:57pm On Dec 14, 2012
Rizstar: Any hope 4 part-time graduates who are below 30yrs of age?
Part-time graduates are hopeless when it comes to NYSC...
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by austertee01(m): 12:24pm On Dec 14, 2012
These is really a commendable effort on the part of the Security and we thank God on behalf of the Prof........ But if this should be a common man's mother, the police will still be "On op of the Situation"
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Vows Never To Invite Obasanjo To Monitor Election by austertee01(m): 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2012
Wait a minute... If the election was fairly free and fair, do u want Baba Iyabo to lie about that? Afterall, he is there to observe and give his report. So what is the problem saying the truth about the election. Abeg, leave OBJ jaree
PoliticsRe: ACN, ANPP, CPC To Form New Party In 2013 by austertee01(m): 1:48pm On Dec 10, 2012
Leyz wait nd see
PoliticsRe: Yobe Under Attack by austertee01(m): 1:16pm On Dec 10, 2012
I am sure all these will stop one day... Letz keep praying for this country
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu’s Secret Daughter Lives In Kaduna⁠ by austertee01(m): 10:04am On Dec 09, 2012
Rich men with rich secret... Hehehehehe

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