₦airaland Forum

Kewtt:
You're sex starved. Na every yeye food dey sweet in a hungry man's mouth

Xisnin:
Moses - The tribalist who murdered another man.

Abraham - The man who wanted to slaughter his son because of the voices in his head.

Noah - The father of incest.

Elijah - The psychopathic pessimist

Daniel - Nothing inspirational about living in delusion

David - The adulterous murderer

Job - the unfortunate lab rat.

Shadrach .. .. - Bunch of not so smart fellows.

Paul - The deceiver who lies for a living.

Jesus - Saying the wrong things cost him his life.


Taking after any of these men will turn you into a cold-blooded evil person or cause you untimely death.

timwudz:
I weak

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

doyinisaac:
some angry jealous guys will storm this thread and start asking questions like "who six packs epp"

Leetunechi:
I met a female soldier online. We quarreled and I even insulted her, but now we have settled. Guess wot? She asked me to visit her at her barracks. I can't wait to meet her.

Isoko1stSon:
And who is the Alafin of Oyo according to the constitution ?

Angelanest:
Photos of a sleeping policeman are trending on social media platforms for obvious reasons. The police officer was spotted sleeping hard on duty with his rifle by his side. According to the social media user who shared this and condemned such act, even when she went close to take pictures of him, the policeman didn't even blink - oblivious to what was happening around his environment.

This is a security operative who was assigned to protect an area. ,,,so he slept,,and how has that helped ur life,,does he owe u anything,,why are u tryna make sombody's issue ur head ache,,,abeg try grow up,,,and do something reasonable wit ur life and time

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/nigerian-policeman-spotted-sleeping-rifle-duty-photos.html

AccessME:
I sucked a girl pus*y all in the name of love

what I never believe I could do

# it all about love babe!

jaymejate:
THIS GUY is .... i'm sorry to say, is a fool.
you guys have totally forgotten that, the pastors are human being and not has perfect as Jesus u know.
they too always look for a way to get enlightened. so you too you are finding enlightenment that's why you're there.
teachings can never be perfect.
you are to take the ones that is useful to you and throw away the ones that are not.

the ministry of people is different. some is to teach holiness, some to teach on how to give, some is prosperity e.t.c.

and moreover, they didn't force you to give or did they point gun at you to give?

if they are not giving you what you want to hear, go to another place and stop making people feel like the church is diff.

MINISTRY OF EVERYONE IS DIFF.


you judging them, check Romans 2; 1-3

YewaLand:
Hello All,

Top of the moment to everyone on this platform.

I need to table my plight to every one who's willing to pick up a banking job as a contract staff. This is my experience,
at Age 25, I decided to work with my ND certificate, hence my parent struggled to sponsor my studies, I put in for HND part time, having the hope after my HND program, that I have the better chance to secure a job else where with my current certificate knowing fully fully well that I have 5yrs experience.

I was amazed during my interview sessions with employers that it would be unfair for them to employ me when they have CONTRACT staff with them that have not been converted.

Now, am 41, my experience in interview sessions is terrible, after all questions and interaction, I would be made to know that I have built over the years a good CV even in. a banking sector but the BARRIER is AGE.

With this am frustrated, am like what's happening in our country, is it a crime for some to Age, I mean my experience should be speaking for me and not refraining me from certain opportunities.

The recession now has even worsened all as since 2015 am out of job when Ecobank disengaged there staff of their duties.

it takes the Glory of Almighty for my Living cos I have nothing am doing right now!

So I implore all that may pick interest to banking job as contract workers to think well and not waste their precious and youthful age with this self centred firms.
Thank you,,
YewaLand.

ndnuray:
Hahahahahaha

Victornezzar:
Dat man is just using dat school 2 enrich himself
am a student tho......left last year
d system is so bad
any small dey would call 4 church gathering
And d staffs ehn......dose people re very rude especially d exams nd records department
And dey inhabit cows in the school
And d man can lie for Africa ehn.......
dat wen dey gave birth 2 him.....3 cows came 2 visit him nd dey wer lafin......nd a bright sun shone around d world

TrapQueen77:



I know tat u already knew that i am not a nigerian

jay7:
I can't just help but laugh after going through the comments here, most of the people commenting here are probably still in school and are still been cater for by there parents so they know little about marriage, what is the minimum wage in Nigeria? "18,000". Let me use teacher's as an example there are some states where they pay teacher's less than 50,000 and they still went ahead to marry and enroll there kids in private school's, to the OP you will not remain on that salary scale for life my advice to you is if the lady is the understanding type please go ahead and marry her.

buygala:
End-time Musician and End-time Fan


"Apologize to....now or else I will block you off " .....as if his instagram page is the vault of Central bank, or the harem where male mu......'s 72 virgins are kept

In fact, I am now angry sef

Since I can't even find the rudeness in the fan's comment, my conclusion is that 9ice is a woman - wrapper still living in past 'Gongo Aso' glory

Egbon 9ice, If u want to re-fvck Toni payne, just go ahead and tell her "bae, please let's fvck " ...dont come and be using innocent fan to form unecessary love Commando