₦airaland Forum

Those supporting VDM are they problem this nation have. This has proven dat this country has a long way to go. For heavens sake imagine wat you're supporting. You're blinded by the truth because you're fan of a particular person. VDM can shit a church or mosque and call it a prank and all will hail him.

One day dem go kidnap dis VDM, wen dem ask for ransom we go talk say na prank. Lets see hw it goes. Do we joke with everything? Wat differentiate hm from other skit makers that were arrested for expensive pranks. There's an extent to this and he crossed the line. Anybody dat believes this his cock and bull story...well, hm don already insult una. Anybody still following dis guy after dis scenario has a long way to go. Hm go prank una tire. He better apologize to the public

My advice. Don't attend a church you're older than. All na scam

The only thing that makes sense out of everything I read and saw, is the chest.

Negroid001:
We have bigger problems than bobby

Aswear na dis one weak me. See hardship choke yet na one transgendered be our major headline

Christistruth00:
So because the President who won elections is not from your Tribe or from your side of the River Niger that automatically makes him a Criminal?

hope you're enjoying your tribe's regime. I'll vote him again on your behalf

But really how much is tinubu paying dis guys for the country's destiny? Is it dat some youths are blind or incredibly stupid? With what APC has done and transpired in lekki toll gate some youths still have his back. I pray dat any candidate u vote as president, every calamity that affects Nigerians if he wins will affect you and ur generation. Say Amen

Mine... Mighty mouse in secondary sch cos i was smallish and troublesome

festacman:
This is one big downside of being an obedient church boy. But the truth is that the Bible said "who findeth a wife" and NOT "who committee recommendeth a wife". So, you may need to go Talibanistic and take over your KABUL boldly and apologize to 'whom it may concern' later.

God bless you brother.

Burst my brain brother

Xilsbridalhouse:
Pray

My dear, do not marry just anyone all because you are due for marriage, otherwise you’d see anyhow.
Before accepting to marry anyone, please and please involve the Author of marriage and our creator who knows the person you want to be with 100% and while doing this, work on yourself as well and pray to be a better spouse for your partner.

1. Do not fornicate with your partner before going into that marriage o! The accuser is always looking for opened doors to accuse you before God. Thank God we are serving a Merciful God but He is also a Consuming Fire.

2. God is not an author of confusion, so He won’t give you someone you are not compatible with! Watch out for compatibility as this would be necessary for peace to reign in your home.

For instance, I wouldn’t advise an introvert to marry an extrovert if you can’t handle his or her moving around, just stay off!

3. Ladies be submissive and respectful o! Dump all those feminists talks at your father’s house as no man will tolerate your rudeness, being disrespectful and nagging like wetin I no know!
Treat your husband like a King, trust me that is his MuMu Button o! Treat him like a king and he’d be willing to do just about anything for you.

4. Pray! This should be like your top most priority in that marriage. Don’t be on social media all day, go down on your knees for few hours and pray as a couple. Pray together please, as this is the unity the devil is fearful of. When two or more people....you know the rest. Pray together o!

5. Kill pride and be extremely humble. Stories like, he offended me so he has to apologize first should be left in your church bin after the ceremony biko! Don’t keep malice oooo...I repeat, do not and never keep malice! Forget pride, just walk to hubby or wife and start bombarding him or her with kisses and hugs, whether you are at fault or not. Be childish, tell Your spouse to carry you like a baby, pull a childish stunt to get your spouse attention and let peace reign. It is for your own good o! Don’t be forming I can keep malice for 200 years, na bitterness and sadness go finish you.
Also learn to forgive like a child. Don’t say things like, I need time to forgive you...which time biko? Unless of course he is a cheat and a wife beater, then you might forgive but I understand emotionally things can’t go back to normal. But once you pray for the right spouse, God will fight for you.

6. No room for Laziness in marriage darlings! You are Lazy? Dirty? Go work on yourselves now! You can’t enjoy such marriage. Also assist each other, wives are not slaves so men do what you have to do as a loving husband and how a king treats his queen.

7. Ehhhhh!!!! Third party Hian! Don’t try it!!! Erm “ I’ll report you to your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Friend etc ...” eh! Don’t try it o! You only need God to resolve your issues. No single outsider should know what is going on in your marriage o! Quickly settle things before it gets out of hands.

8. Erm “My best friend is coming, My friends are coming “ ughhhh! Which nonsense friends? Better shut your home against friends if you want peace of mind. Not literally in a rude way, but there should be no form of closeness again, you are now married! Men! I understand you like to hang out with your friends but limit this as you are no longer a boy! You are now a man with responsibilities, so spend your time on productive things.

9. Be a good example. Treat each other in a way that you’d be grateful to God for bringing you two together. Communicate often, be each other’s best friend, look at situations from two angles and not just yours, correct each other with love, Study the word of God together and discuss your flaws and how to work on your flaws together. Laugh more and frown little or at all. Be an example of how a Christian home should be.

10. Don’t cheat on your spouse as all I have stated would totally be a waste of time if you do this. You won’t even escape God’s punishment and your life would remain sour unless you repent.
Don’t cheat on your spouse o!

10b. Ahhhh Finance! How could I have skipped this Ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the major Koko in marriage o! Wives be like “ I can’t spend my money o” mostly after getting sick advice and Lori iro advice from fake friends! Hubby be like, “pay me back that money you borrowed from me” shior! Mtchew!!!!
If you can’t handle having a joint account, not with a cheat o! Those cheats will spend your money on side chicks and side boos, that’s why it’s essential you pray like Elijah before accepting to marry anyone biko! Nothing is more sweet like having a joint account with your spouse with super understanding and same spending lifestyles! You will so enjoy this marriage ehn! Especially if you both are not materialistic and would rather invest than buy overrated Aso ebis!
Ladies, this is majorly for you! Who told you that man is your ATM? You work, he works but your money is for yourself in particular ? What happened to being joined as ONE? Why would you watch your hubby suffer while you have more than enough to support him with even if you don’t want a joint account. I’m begging you please, do not leave financial responsibilities to men only! They are not robots na! Work hard, improve on yourselves, pray to God for creation of wealth opportunities, Be each other’s support pillar, don’t frustrate and fight over money issues. You must understand that you are no longer different individuals but now ONE.
Men if your spouse agreed to submit her salary or profits to you, and you spend such money on useless things like giving one side chick girl that is playing mind tricks on you or you trying to get in her pants....I hope you know God will forget you and no one will help you.
Don’t fight over finance please, and if you need to do things 50-50, do it peacefully and if you as a husband you are capable of shouldering all the responsibilities please do it without feeling like a god.


I have so much to say but I pray the Holy Spirit leads you right and help you to speak when you should, act right and stay mute when you should, also do not forget your in-laws are important! Treat them like your blood even if this is a bit stressful, God will definitely find a way to reward you and there is nothing we ask our Dear Father in Heaven that He won’t do. For instance you could say, “Daddy, I’m stressed could you please make my brother in-law to stop acting irresponsible “ and He will answer you.

God bless you as you invite Jesus into your home.

Over wisdom.... Too much knowledge

TheStarsAlign:
I see lot of cats here shouting MI this MI that. Truth is MI has more money/fame but Vector has more skill.

No doubt they're both good. However, the nature of the game is supremacy and if there were to be a live battle [with heads/veterans as jury; using every known rap technique], Vector will win.

If you don't know hip-hop like the back of your hands, don't get into arguement.

You're arguing already. Guess you're a victim of ur judgement

callmeconfident:
You be really MUMU. C d kind pple when you know..I pity your future

Allow him to express his age group

[quote author=snapshot post=82902824]that is because you dont know the music genre called hip hop[/quo5te]
Maybe he's vector's son that m.i was talking about

Abeg the campaign for this guy for nairaland don do na. Any party aside APC and PDP na.....Anyway, hope say d guy go give u car sha

Rhard:
Is it first tranche

second tranche

Why is it dat dis prophets never prophecy good news? Always bad news

Finally, alert don show, Jehovah thank you

How una take dey put somethings for FP? We never qualify o

Vampires

LUKsal:
Am yet to get. Do you know what the mail is all about or better still the title.

Heard dat d mail was for those whom have not submitted complete receipts and documents as at last year

Just monitor's visit. At least that's over.

See their latest message o


Dear Grantee,
We apologise for the perceived lapse in communication and delays in
implementation.
We would like to inform you that this was as a result of delays
in contracting the Monitoring and Supervision firm, which has now been
resolved.
Progressively, we are pleased to inform you that monitoring visits by KPMG
will commence shortly from 19 February to 9 March 2018. KPMG will contact
you on any of the days within this period. Kindly stand by for the expected
calls.
During the monitoring visit, you may be required to provide the following
information:
Information on milestones
Explanation on reports
Financial statements or management accounts
Sales records
Payroll records
Support documents for milestones achieved
Bank statement for the business
Invoices/receipts
Tax receipts
Evidence of engagement of auditor (for grant’s above 6 million).
Please note that the list is not exhaustive and the monitors may need to
probe further and ask for some additional documents (if the need arises).
Feel free to contact KPMG directly through " Adeyinka.Ogunnoiki@ng.kpmg.com
, Chioma.Chilaka@ng.kpmg.com ", if visits have not been made to your firm
by 2 March 2018.
Once this visit is successful, KPMG will provide final approval for second
tranche.
Thank you and we look forward to the success of your business.
Best regards
Grant Administrator
PwC | Growth and Employment (GEM) Project

If nothing last forever, me and you go be nothing forever..... Dis lyrics don dey make sense

Many of these tithe supporters are either pastors or prospective pastors.

They are still talking plenty o. That they are considering sending monitoring team again to inspect some businesses.

With this gullibility, this country will become worst than its present situation. Its not like that's my prayer but it starts from this gullible individuals. U find fualt in little matters and praise individuals who cause more harm than good. Senators of our country have featured in a music video where girls dressed half naked; young girls. And all this cats forming lions didn't raise a voice. Na wa o...... Abeg if una dey form vex or address issues, direct am to the root cause....leave dis innocent hustler

KevinDein:
Yep I did.

The supposed "uncle" was painted in good light in that video. He was obviously making sexual advances at a much younger lady, who wasn't interested, he persisted despite her reluctance and the whole thing was made to to look like some kinda joke. I mean an "uncle" sexual harassing a kid was made to look amusing

I totally understand the point some of those twitter reactors are making but I won't want to bore you "liberals" with my sanctimonious morality

harassing a kid? Abeg go watch d video well. Carry escort incase u get eye sight deformity

Please how much is the cost of that with low capacity production

Some awardees received yesterday o!

I was called today o! Dey said i should send a receipt dat would complete the total value of the first tranche. I'll suggest you all check wat u were given in the first tranche and make sure the total amount on all ur receipts is equal to or above ur first tranche. If not, try to make it up and send it back to their mail.

I called someone there. She said everyone will be paid but its in batches every week. So next week more awardees will be paid