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profmsboi:
Japan

1. TOYOTA

2. NISSAN

3. HONDA

4. MAZDA

5. ACURA

6. LEXUS

7. SUBARU

8. INFINITI

9. MITSUBISHI

10. SUZUKI

Acura = American spec of Honda
Lexus = American spec of Toyota
Infiniti = American spec of Nissan

oriṣiriṣi...

Hunter hunted

Cargo wing of MMA??

orisirisi

Uche Okechukwu?

did you see any weapon in these pictures?

Bujumbura:
This is the same thing Shi'ites did by doing religious procession but they were killed for that

tekno too much jare

with a score of 5/7 i can safely say i'm blessed

Top 10 performers in 9ja league 1990 to date:
1. Rangers (27 seasons) - P894 W388 D204 L302 GF939 GA755 GD 184 Pts1368
2. Heartland/Iwuanyanwu (27 seasons) - P894 W397 D170 L327 GF920 GA733 GD 187 Pts1361
3. Enyimba (25 seasons) - P834 W380 D178 L276 GF928 GA676 GD 252 Pts1318
4. Pillars (24 seasons) - P804 W335 D168 L301 GF847 GA782 GD 65 Pts1173
5. Gombe (20 seasons) - P668 W284 D90 L294 GF652 GA710 GD-58 Pts942
6. Sharks (20 seasons) - P682 W268 D132 L282 GF724 GA731 GD-7 Pts936
7. Shooting Stars (19 seasons) - P632 W259 D144 L229 GF630 GA594 GD 36 Pts921
8. Lobi Stars (18 seasons) - P610 W254 D113 L243 GF579 GA604 GD-25 Pts875
9. Rivers/Dolphin/Eaglecem (17 seasons) - P570 W244 D111 L215 GF617 GA529 GD 88 Pts843
10. Insurance (19 seasons) - P594 W232 D134 L228 GF584 GA558 GD 26 Pts830

you can see why those 3 guys up there are the best sides in the land. too bad Heartland will be relegated.

add Kano Pillars and you hav the 9ja BIG-4

rafindo:
How do u expect them to have follower when the chairman of the club are boy boy to the governors.for now Nigeria club are charity organization without vision.community ownership of football club is the answer to this rubbish we call league.

Shooting Star attempted it sometime buh i dunno how it fared...

Change is defined as a sports minister who believes athletes don't need training,
A finance minister who thinks recession is just a word,
A science and technology minister who aspires to produce pencils in 2 years,
An information minister who wants to generate jobs via masquerade dressing,
An interior minister who uses his security to publicly shine his shoes,
An agriculture minister who fights for land for cows instead of farmers,
A labor minister who threatens banks with revocation of license when they retrench workers due to bad economy,
A communications minister who wants us to pay 9% tax on calls,
A transport minister who gives one President credit for a railway built by another President,
An economic adviser who wants women to donate their jewelry to help govt fight recession and
A Presidential spokesman who believes critics are 'wailers' all led by a President who believes # ChangeBeginsWit hMe, not him, though he was the one who promised it!
Reno Omokri

I tried to spend some of my holiday time on researching our clubsides' followership on Twitter and my findings were quite revealing:
1. Enyimba = 25,993 followers
2. Rivers United = 14,331 followers
3. Sunshine = 11,724 followers
4. Heartland = 11,048
5. Rangers = 11,035
6. Lobi = 10,916
7. Ifeanyi Uba = 4,778
8. MFM = 4,382
9. Warri Wolves = 4,066
10. Ikorodu = 3,554
11. Nasarawa = 2,259
12. Wikki = 1,746
13. Abia Worriors = 1,697
14. Plateau = 1,490
15. Akwa Utd = 1,303
16. Shooting Stars = (can't believe this) 1,141
17. Tornadoes = 750
18. Giwa (if you wish) = 40 followers

can't find Kano Pillars (recent serial champions for that matter) and El Kanemi on twitter.

I don't believe 3SC have only that few followers, perhaps they have another account I don't know of.

Meanwhile compared with clubsides elsewhere...
Accra Hearts of Oak (Ghana) = 27,639
Zesco United (Zambia) = 4,542
TP Mazembe (Congo DR) = 28,594
Gor Mahia (Kenya) = 31,705
Esperance (Tunisia) = 19,063
Mamelodi Sundowns (South Africa) = 111,896
Orlando Pirates (South Africa) = 333,285
Kaizer Chiefs (South Africa) = 777,366
Zamalek (Egypt) = 960,110
Al Ahly (Egypt) = 1,017,648
Tottenham = 1,642,095
Man City = 3,519,769
Liverpool = 6,187,552
Chelsea = 7,360,527
Arsenal = 8,028,334
Man Utd = 8,791,854
Real Madrid (English) = 6,446,991
Real Madrid (Spanish) = 20,593,350
Barcelona (English) = 10,186,374
Barcelona (Spanish) = 18,525,021

abeg remind me hw many yrs jail term for exam malpractice?

no smoke without fire

CONSIDERATIONS FOR 2016
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1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance.
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2. ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
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3. ON SAVINGS:
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
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4. ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
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5. ON INVESTMENT:
Do not put all eggs in one basket.
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6. ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
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7. Past is a waste paper, present is a newspaper, and future is a question paper. Come out of your past, control the present, and secure the future.
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8. When bad things happen in your life, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.
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9. Our eyes are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look backwards.
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10. We use pencil when we were young, but now we use pens. Do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can easily be erased, unlike now.
Have a prosperous 2016.

RENHARD RAUBALL, PRESIDENT OF GERMANY'S BUNDESLIGA

"This is a good day for world football. Sepp Blatter has done FIFA a great service by resigning. All who seriously advocate a reform of FIFA, must now contribute constructive proposals for the unity of football. Credibility and transparency have to come first.

"As soon as possible, viable solutions for the post-Sepp Blatter period must be put on the table in terms of content, structure and personnel. Because it is also clear: all problems are far from being solved with the resignation alone."

FORMER FIFA PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JEROME CHAMPAGNE

"Mr Blatter clearly underlines the fact that it is FIFA that counts, as the world government of football – and in a way he is sacrificing himself for it, for a structure that he developed and that he loves."

ROMARIO, 1994 WORLD CUP WINNER WITH BRAZIL

"This is the best news in a long time. The resignation of Joseph Blatter from the presidency of FIFA represents the start of a new era for world soccer. All corrupt federation leaders around the world will feel their fall coming like a tsunami. I hope that this great wave is enough to wash out all the corruption led by the world's highest soccer authority.

"Good news for soccer...Now we can say that we have cleared the way for effective change in world soccer. In recent decades, FIFA has become just a machine for making money."

KALUSHA BWALYA, FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION OF ZAMBIA PRESIDENT AND FORMER AFRICAN FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR

"I'm really surprised and shocked. I did not see today coming. But I could see last week in Zurich it was very tough for him. The Western media saw to it and Platini was unsporting in asking him three times to step down.

"The man has done a lot for FIFA. His legacy will be all over the world, even in England and Germany where they have all benefited from the aid he has created. For Africa he was always there, he was always caring."

WILMAR VALDEZ, URUGUAYAN FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT AND VICE-PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AMERICA'S CONMEBOL CONFEDERATION:

"It's an incomprehensible decision. He was very certain he could continue. It is clear that someone important got to him in the last few hours for him to make a decision of this kind."

The sudden announcement that Sepp Blatter would be stepping down as FIFA president has sent shockwaves through the world of football.

Many high-profile figures, pundits and fans seemed resigned to another term of Blatter in charge after he comfortably secured a fifth-term in the presidential elections last week.
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However, a hastily arranged news conference in Zurich saw the 79-year-old give in to widespread calls for his departure.

Blatter’s announcement comes just six days after the FBI raided a hotel in Zurich and arrested several FIFA officials.

UEFA PRESIDENT MICHEL PLATINI

"It was a difficult decision, a brave decision, and the right decision."

FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION CHAIRMAN GREG DYKE

"It is a good afternoon! I think it's brilliant for world football. This is the start of something new.

"We welcome today's announcement and believe it is good news for world football and FIFA. Change at the very top of FIFA is the necessary first step in delivering real reform of the organisation.

"We will now commit ourselves to play whatever role we can to support a positive transformation of FIFA for the benefit of all."

2: Or you're chatting with your equally jobless friend discussing and arguing over Ronaldo's red card or GEJ's loss at the polls.

Spoiler: GEJ has accepted defeat, Ronaldo will be back... both men doesn't even know you exist!

both men DOESN'T even know you exist?

Is it longer than d marina flyover that almost encircles Lagos island?

See what lagoon threat has caused...

3 odd numbers cannot give u an even number.

Olucheye: 1 If you were given a box of pencils, list 10 things you could do with them that are not their traditional use.

1. Use it to Turn a traditional radio cassette.
2. Chop into small pieces, to be used spot markers
3. Remove the graphite in it and use it a lubricant for my lab machine or key lock as the need may arise.
4. Use to fix stubborn zip on my clothes.
5.open things sealed up in plaStic... Like a 5alive seal.
6. Put it in a ruler that has a hole on it and spin like we use to do in primary school. Helicopter of life, chief boredom savior.
7. Play drums and make music/noise.
8. The eraser could clean any corrections.
9. Would also serve as a makeshift ruler in times of desperate need. E.g plotting a graph... Axis X & Y.
10. A deadly weapon. For example, stabbing either the Carotid artery(ies) or jugular vein(s)

2. How would you solve problems if you were from Mars?
If I was from Mars, problems on earth will be alien to me, hence the need to go into explorative research to determine cause, effects, and proffered solution.

On a lighter note, I'd wake up from my dream and stop imagining if I was from Mars. It's certain already that in this life, i will never be from Mars...I'm already an earthling!

3. What's the most creative way you can break a clock?

Remove the battery or knock out the engine cold.It will still tell the right time twice everyday.

4. A disc is spinning on a spindle, and you don't know which way. You are given a set of pins. Describe how you would use them to determine which way the disc is spinning.

Drop the base of the pin first on the disk, the direction which the tip of the pin fall towards is the backward direction while the base will point forward.

5. You have a bag of with "N" number of strings. At random, you pull out a string's end. You pull out another string end and you tie the two together. You repeat this until there are no loose ends left to pull out of the bag. What is the expected number of loops?

Number of Loops = N/2 - X(string's end)

Mathematicians, kindly help.

6. You want to design a phone for deaf people — how do you do it?

It'll only have only a vibrat*r (which one is romance machine again Seun) and a compatible screen, then a software that coverts all voice calls to text on his phone.
2. Phone will come with a real or virtual keyboard to reply both voice and texts all in form of messages.
3. Each notifications will vibrate to notify him/her of all alerts

7. How would you design an elevator?

Traditional styled with a couple of extra designs such as being opaque to people on the outside for privacy, music while you ride it on high rise buildings, fresh air vent for occupants from people who fart while riding.

8. Why should we not hire you?

I hate being stereotypical. Hence, if the offered job position isn't going to offer me challenges that will afford me developmental and mental growth via deep thoughts and adept research, I'll get weary and bored which consequentially will impede my productivity and contributions as a staff.


9. How do you compute the collision of two moving spheres? Give me both the mathematical equations for the solution as well as an algorithmic implementation.

Sorry, I'm a graduate of the college of Medicine.
But I think it should be somewhat related to recoil speed.
If you remember Okeke Physics.

10. Name as many Microsoft products as you can.

Word, PowerPoint, Excel, spreadsheet, windows 97, 98, Vista, Windows 7, windows 8, internet explorer, Windows phone OS (Nokia Lumia Series) e.t.c


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Kindly send me a PM on NL if you've got any available opportunities.

Cheers!

Q6 is N loops
Each string has 2 ends. 2 strings will have 4 ends. Tying them will leave u with 2 loops.... Same

Colombia or Uruguay

Mexico is returning to the Georgia Dome for the fourth time in five years to play a warm-up soccer game against Nigeria as part of both teams’ preparations for the World Cup in Brazil this summer.
The game will be at 8:30 p.m. local time on March 5.

Mexico played in the Dome last year, defeating Trinidad and Tobago 1-0 in the Gold Cup. “El Tri,” as the team also is known, defeated Bosnia and Herzegovina 2-0 in a friendly in 2011 and beat Venezuela 4-0 in a friendly in 2009. Each game drew at least 50,000 people to the Dome.

Natural grass will be brought into the Dome and put down for the game, as it was for the previous soccer games there.

After needing to beat New Zealand in a playoff just to qualify for the World Cup, Mexico was drawn into what is considered to be one of the tournament’s tougher groups. Mexico, No. 21 in FIFA’s World rankings, will play Brazil (No. 10), one of the favorites to win the World Cup, Croatia (No. 16) and will open the World Cup against Cameroon (No. 50) on June 13. Mexico’s roster for the friendly game at the Georgia Dome may include Manchester United forward Javier Hernandez and Villarreal midfielder Giovani dos Santos.

Nigeria’s (No. 37) World Cup group includes Argentina (No. 3), Bosnia and Herzegovina (No. 19), and Iran (No. 33). The Super Eagles, as the Nigerian team is also known, will open the World Cup against Iran on June 16. Nigeria’s roster may include Chelsea’s John Obi Mikel and Liverpool’s Victor Moses

Horus: No!, South Africa is not ungrateful to Nigeria. Yes Nigeria fighted against apartheid in South Africa but why wait for something in return?. Doing what you can do to help a friend without expecting anything in return is service. But if you expect something in return for a service to a friend then this is not friendliness, this is Business

lol. FIGHTED?!!!

Gay

Barack Obama at a recent elementary school assembly in East Texas, was talking to the pupils about gun violence. Everywhere was quiet as the president spoke.
He wanted to show the pupils how terrible the gun violence in the country had gotten so he started to clap his hands slowly once every few seconds, Then he said into the microphone,
"Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said
''Well, dumb-asss, stop clapping!"

fredx4: I'll like to assume that you are joking but if uar serious read colossians5:16.

olodo. Colossians hav only 4 chapters

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Man United 0-2 Newcastle

Cabaye 35, 90+3

1goal in, 1 more to go

must u quote d whole text?