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 Romance › Guys Vs Men by autchman144(op): 8:13am On Jan 08, 2013 |
* a guy uses a woman to build his self esteem, a man already has it. * a guy likes to "hang out" with a woman he is interested in, a man asks her out. * a guy doesn't make a move until he's sure there's no risk, a man is bold and clear with his intentions. * a guy plays games with a woman, a man has no time for games because they keep him from gettin to kno d woman. * a guy will become bitter and angry with a woman for denying him, a man accepts that dating involves risk * a guy fears and worships a woman, a man respects and adores them bt fears and worship God. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Women Do Not Date Nice Guys by autchman144(m): 8:09am On Jan 08, 2013 |
I think d op guy shud look at it this way: GUYS vs MEN * a guy uses a woman to build his self esteem, a man already has it. * a guy likes to "hang out" with a woman he is interested in, a man asks her out. * a guy doesn't make a move until he's sure there's no risk, a man is bold and clear with his intentions. * a guy plays games with a woman, a man has no time for games because they keep him from gettin to kno d woman. * a guy will become bitter and angry with a woman for denying him, a man accepts that dating involves risk * a guy fears and worships a woman, a man respects and adores them bt fears and worship God. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Women Do Not Date Nice Guys by autchman144(m): 7:54am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Davijunson: GBAM....thread closed.girls are always d losers in dat respect. I'm a "nice guy" bt I act crazy & screw those crazy babes for free & still settle down wit my "nice babe" |
| Politics › Re: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by autchman144(m): 7:17am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Poverty in Nigeria North West = 71.2% North East = 72.2% North central = 67% South West = 43% South South = 36.1% South East = 26.7% |
| Politics › Re: Google Earth Pictures Of Locations In Nigeria by autchman144(m): 12:32am On Jan 07, 2013 |
ACM10: untitledunited nations office 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Catalonia Friendly (1 - 1 ) On Wednesday January-2-2013 by autchman144(m): 4:48am On Jan 04, 2013 |
kaz4sure: Catalunya 4, Nigeria 0.......goals scorred by Tello, Xavi, pique and Bojan.......I dreamt of the match dis morninggo back to bed & edit ur dream |
| Education › Re: Osun Students To Study Ifa – Aregbesola by autchman144(m): 4:37am On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ifalogy 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Sister Accidently Shoots Brother Dead While Posing With Gun For Facebook Photo by autchman144(m): 4:21am On Jan 04, 2013 |
D guy was already prepared for death, look @ his shirt |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rate My Picture On The Scale Of 1 To 10 by autchman144(m): 10:47pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
-2, u owe me 2 marks :p  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Roberto Di Matteo For Valencia Job? by autchman144(op): 6:35am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Following Valencia’s 2-5 loss to Real Sociedad last Saturday evening, anemergency board meeting was held byclub president, Manuel Llorente, while Pellegrino was giving post-match comments to the media. After the press conference, Pellegrino found Llorente in the locker room waiting to give him the news of his dismissal, to which Pellegrino went into a rage, calling Llorente “spineless”. According to a report from RadioMARCA, Di Matteo has landed inValencia to workout the final details of a contract that will see the Champions League winning managerremain the first team coach through the end of the season, with the contract expiring in June. At that point, they will then discussed the terms of an extension, or work out their candidate for the permanent position. Di Matteo is expected to be announced by Valencia in a press conference scheduled for Monday morning. |
| Sports › Arsenal Chairman Hill-wood Suffers Heart Attack by autchman144(op): 2:30pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
The 76-year-old fell ill on Friday following a bout of pneumonia, and is being treated at hospital -but the club has revealed he is making a "good recovery" Hill-Wood was taken ill on Friday while at home, and is still being treated in hospital. He took over the role as chairman of the club in 1982, and is the third generation of his family to take control of Arsenal, following his father Denis Hill-Wood and grandfather Samuel Hill-Wood. The Arsenal statement is below in full: "Everyone at Arsenal Football Club sends their support and best wishes to Chairman Peter Hill-Wood who is recovering after suffering a heart attack, following a bout of pneumonia. "Peter was taken ill at home on Friday and is currently being treated in hospital. He is making a good recovery. "The Club wishes Peter a full and speedy return to health and our thoughts are with him and his familyat this time." Arsenal were defeated 2-0 at home to Swansea on Saturday, with the board criticised by fans who staged apre-match protest, and manager Arsene Wenger calling for his side and the fans to "stick together" after the game, as they slipped to 10th position, 15 points behind Premier League leaders Manchester United. |
| Sports › Re: A Slap To Nigeria's Face: Manchester Utd To Visit Ghana And S.A, Shuns Nigeria! by autchman144(m): 7:05am On Dec 02, 2012 |
Good responses. I wonder what d OP wants to achieve wit this story. Besides european season is still on by April 13th so what'll ManU be doing in Ghana? U jus cull fake stories from speculative Ghanaian & post for us here, which is even a bigger slap. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by autchman144(m): 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
Brains |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona May Join France Ligue-1 If Catalunya Gets Independence by autchman144(op): 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
free2ryhme: this is misleading and i see someone trying to pull some media stunt hereCatalunya region has been fighting for freedom long ago, just like Basque region. Do ur research well b4 making wild comments. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona May Join France Ligue-1 If Catalunya Gets Independence by autchman144(op): 9:02pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Barcelona May Join France Ligue-1 If Catalunya Gets Independence by autchman144(op): 1:31pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Barcelona could join Ligue 1 after independence, says mayor Xavier Trias https://u.goal.com/160500/160547hp2.jpghttp://my.news.yahoo.com/barcelona-could-join-ligue-1-independence-says-mayor-125000056--sow.html |
| Romance › Re: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by autchman144(m): 9:48pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
Sexxydivaa: i hate it when i've got loads of gists to share and he just wouldn't take his eyes off the tv set,cos of barcelona and real Madrid..damn!...lol. I hate it when it's time for champions league & she's busy following fictitious life of kardashian or whatever her name is |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Ferguson's Statue Unveiled At Old Trafford by autchman144(m): 10:48am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Doesnt resemble him |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Nanny Jailed 80 Years In The US by autchman144(m): 10:45am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Tamita: She is not Nigerian...she is an American!Ya, like Venus & Serena Williams abi? Naija! 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Dress To Keri Hilson's Event : Hot Or Not? by autchman144(m): 9:12pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
t*t* and d*ck....only 1 person... and una say mak she no wild... |
| Crime › Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by autchman144(m): 9:02pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
rafhell: can somebody tell me what the word "unmentionable" stand for...words are censored at nairaland |
| Health › Re: Pregnant Baby Girl Born In Saudi Arabia by autchman144(m): 8:58pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
ayobase: Based on my research, this can happen when a pregnant woman is still indulging in s.e..x. The man might be doing two at a time!...and i suppose d baby girl has already started producing eggs? |
| Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Women Lose Respect For Men by autchman144(m): 8:14am On Nov 21, 2012 |
cdamsel: just go ahead & chyke me I go gree,I've a tin 4 u,& u know wat dey say about angry sexxxjoystick don jam romance-machine...now dem go do wat they're born 2 do..........nairaland! |
| Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Women Lose Respect For Men by autchman144(m): 7:59am On Nov 21, 2012 |
cdamsel: u re really beginning 2 annoy me,dis isn't funny againAnnoying or funny, that's d truth. A woman will tell u, "pls dont worry na, i'll be fine, money's not evrything"....na lie o! Opposite |
| Politics › Re: North Sustained Nigeria Economically Before Oil Was Discovered - Ango Abdullahi by autchman144(m): 6:38pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
How long did north sustain nigeria (if they ever did), and how long has oil sustained nigeria since then? Crocodile tears. |
| Food › Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen Pt. 2!!!! by autchman144(m): 10:15pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Ready for sunday rice
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| Sports › Re: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Venezuela (3 - 1) On Thursday 15th November 2012 by autchman144(m): 6:15am On Nov 15, 2012 |
R2bees: why do we always play friendly with south and north americans... expecially dis venezuela...Always? This is only the 2nd time we're playing Venezuela. 1st was in 2003 when we won 1-0 through Okocha's goal. U dont evn kno what u say. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Riddle by autchman144(op): 6:54am On Nov 13, 2012 |
Nice. U're fit to go on & rule! |
| Jokes Etc › African sense by autchman144(op): 9:29pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
A black man with his son were in a plane from New York to Atlanta. Soon after take off, an announcement came: "we're having problems with our engine & we're losing altitude. We may hav to get rid of some luggage. Pls bear with us if ur luggage is thrown out." Minutes later, the plane kept descending & there came d announcer: "i'm afraid we're in a dire situation & we may hav to throw some pple out. In order to be fair, we'll hav to do it alphabetically. 'A'...any Africans on board?" No response. "ok, 'B'...any Black on board?" No response again. "wow! Ok, 'C'...any Caribbean on board?" Yet no response. Little boy asks his dad: "dad, what are we?" "shhh! Tonight son, we're ZULUS." |
| Jokes Etc › Little Riddle by autchman144(op): 8:31pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Bouncers at a club require a password b4 entry....1st guy comes up... Bouncer: 12 1st guy: 6 Bouncer: pass 2nd guy comes up... Bouncer: 6 2nd guy: 3 Bouncer: pass Now its ur turn... Bouncer: 8 Ur reply: 4 Bouncer: wrong, back off! Now, what should hav been ur response password? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos Anatomy by autchman144(op): 7:14pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Dumb pple full nairaland sha! Na PENIS Akpos spell wey mak am fail...@dyt, oladokun & teejaywhateva... |
