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HH: I am sorry to say but you must be a FOOL

You don't need to be sorry. Since you are ignorant, I will try to educate you. There is a clear difference between "what it is" and "what ought to be". Here, I'm telling you "what it is" and not "what ought to be". So, if your father and mother are kidnapped today, the policeman at the counter in the police station may not even be interested in taking your statement because you, your father and your mother put together are nobody. But if Jonatha's dog gets missing, don't be surprise if the entire Nigeria military is mobilised to find it.

coolcare: help guys this is my third month HV not receive any stipend can anyone help me with the number I can call to speed this up. am dying here pllsssssss help guys this is my third month HV not receive any stipend can anyone help me with the number I can call to speed this up. am dying here pllsssssss

Talk to your employer. May be he has not been sending your timesheet and monthly feedback form.

Just imagine what the "missing" $20 billion could do. Oh! No money is missing, I just remember.

ak47mann: kill for money but you forget easily that your region is full of ritualistic animals?Islam will not survive in igboland don't deceive yourself it will never happen,they will rather close more mosques,Islamic centers down if we see any funny increase..

Although we know that you guys are bunch of intolerant people who is frustrating the lives of few Igbos that embrace Islam, you can't close down mosques and Islamic centres in the East without repercussions. Always start what you can't finish. The issue of Northerners registration in the East is a typical example, just see the swift response from the northern youth.

ChrisOD: Sule Momodu is a Muslim, but not a Hausa-Fulani or Yoruba one
That is a clear Edo name. Edo muslims have no issues as they are under check from the majority non-muslim Edo people

Obiano is a master strategist: give it to a muslim but to a compliant one.

Nobody is under check, stop deceiving yourself. Even, to put your sister or daughter under check is not as simple as you might want us to believe. Do Muslims in Edo state have reason to disturb the peace in their environment? Capital No? If a minority group in a place decide to embrace violence, they can still do that. You as an individual, local, Non-muslim in Edo, what preparation you have on ground to check any violence that may breakout in your area, be it from Muslim minority or any other minority?

Stop hating so that you can be a complete happy man, stop hating Islam. The more you hate Islam the more people embrace it, fact. Many of the problems in the Islamic countries are created by the USA and its allies, and if you disagree with me, let's start picking them one after the other. Saudi Arabia is peaceful, UAE is peaceful, Qatar is peaceful. This is so because USA haven't had any reason to either attack them or intervene in those countries.

The fear of BUHARI is the beginning of wisdom for Jonathanians. @op, the premium placed on the youngest kid in Jonathan family is greater than the one placed on your entire extended family. That's the reality. All animals are equal but some are more equal than the others. Get a life.

Losers!

chibuezecu: Please guys, I applied for this SURE-P for months now but I have not receive any massage.
Can someone enlighting me more on this programme

You register and you wait, for as long as it takes. Unless you want to put in extra effort. Extra effort in the sense that you convince someone you know that has a registered business name to register as SUREP employer, then you enlist yourself as one of his interns whenever he is given interns. Hope you understand.

vedd: So this kind of silly propaganda is the next option for Hamas terrorists and their Iranian sponsors after wasting the lives of Palestinian civilians by using them as human shields and breaking ALL four truce offered by Israel.

Iran is fighting a proxy war with Israel through Hamas just as it did through Hezbollah. What more ludicrous propaganda can come out from the Iranian PresstV?
Even Aljazeera cannot cover such lies.

And those (Hamas) whose land is being grabbed on daily basis have nether motivation nor incentive to kick against oppression? One sided truce that keeps military continuing with their operation can't be said to be a fair truce.

Few still have human hearts.

Dozens of Israeli reservists have refused to join the army, signing a petition to condemn the Tel Aviv regime's crimes against civilians in the besieged Gaza Strip.Israeli military sources say at least 50 members of the Israeli reservists list, which consists of ex-soldiers, signed the petition.They have strongly slammed the current brutal military operation taking place in their name in the besieged Palestinian enclave.The petition also criticizes the militarization of Israel and the army’sdiscriminatory policies, especially against women and Jews whose families originate in Arab countries.The signatories say in Israel, war replaces politics and the cabinet is not able to think about a solution to apolitical conflict except in terms of physical might, so there is no wonder that it is prone to never-ending cycles of mortal violence.The developments come as at least one more Israeli soldier has been killed by a shell fired from the Gaza Strip. The Israeli army says the soldier was killed near the besieged territory.The latest fatality brings to 43 the number of Israeli troops killed since Tel Aviv started its offensive in the Gaza Strip on July 8.This is seen as the heaviest loss of life for the Israeli military in years. But according to Palestinian fighters,the death toll is much higher.The Palestinian resistance movement Hamas say over 90 Israeliforces have been killed in confrontation with Israel. Based on Israeli media reports, at least 126 soldiers are in hospital, one of them in critical condition.The Palestinian death toll from three weeks of Israeli strikes has reached about 1,052 and at least 6,000 Palestinians have been injured in theonslaught.The UN Human Rights Council has recently passed a resolution calling for an independent probe into Israel’s war crimes in Gaza.
Link: http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/07/27/372987/israeli-reservists-refuse-to-join-war/

I have reason for posting this stuff here, it's personal. Thanks.

A total of N684.897 billion has been shared to the three tiers of government in the country as federalallocation for the month of June, 2014. The current revenue is N0.999billion more than the N683.899 billion shared to the three tiers of government for the month of May 2014.The distributable statutory revenue for June was N582.934 billion. The gross revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT) was N66.414billion. This was N0.999 billion higher than the N65.415 billion available in the previous month. The sum of N35.549 from the SURE-P and N71.049 billion from excess non-oil revenue, were also proposed for distribution.A communiqué issued by the FederalAccounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) indicated that the federal government got a total of N 270.144 billion (52.68%) as against the N267.478 billion in May. The state governments got N137.020 billion (26.72%) as against the N 135.668 billion they got in May.The Local Governments were given N105.637 billion (20.60%) as againstN104.595 billion in May. For the month of June, the oil producing states got N57.899 billion as 13% derivation revenue compared to the N60.085 billion they got in the preceding month.The communiqué indicated that the gross revenue of N784.886 was received for the month. This was lower than the N844.032 billion received in the previous month by N59.146 billion.Ubong SimeonFor: Director (Press)Federal Ministry of Finance
Link: http://prnigeria.com/2014/07/fg-states-lgs-share-n684-897b-june-2014-federation-revenue/

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APC nitwits defending rubbish all over this thread.

The fact remains that the era of cheap oil has gone for good.

Borrowing to pay back with oil is daft since oil pricing will continue to increase and also that the pricing mechanism for repayment will be far less than what oil is currently trading now and in the future.

At the end of the day Nigeria will lose more.

If for example the terms of repayment suggest that Nigeria supplies 300,000 barrels per day to offset the $1 BILLION dollar facility, the cost of each barrel will not be trading at the current market price at anytime now and in future but will be set at a far lower benchmark. For example today oil trades at approximately $102. The loan will be repaid at a far lower price say $75 hence the country will lose $25 as at today's price and giving the high volatile nature of energy these days you can bet your supporter of APC butts that crude will eventually reach $120.

Nitwits defending stupidity

Like we don't have cash. Like we must borrow. Like the amount of barrel of oil won't be tied to the current market price. Mitcheeeeew.

EasternLeopard: Lol


Dem don buy market

Very soon french drones go dey send them to hell to meet their virgins


So na wetin Nigerians wey want make GEJ visit chibok want make hin happen to Jona


All enemies of Jona die by fire water fire water fire water.

The enemies that once voted for him. Use your brain my friend. Jona is a disappointment to all.

berem: Did that child die sucking his mother's bossom? Oh lord Jesus!

They were not dead. The mother was sleeping while the child was sucking. Check again, and look at the difference between the picture of mother/child and the background pictures.

datguru: I'm not in Lagos though but some times it happens in porthacourt here, the one that gets me itching my ears is when I enter a bus of 5 , gradually I see the 5 people disappear when passengers starts coming

Most motor parks do that. That's their own marketing strategy. Because they know that if you get to the motor Park and you don't see enough Co passengers in bus, you can easily decide to move on.

Henrypraise: How practicable is dis wearin glove?

My friends beautiful daughter is just 4 months old n she sucks her finger like her life depends on it. We av a tried d glove tin since she was 2months, my dear, babies ar wiser dan we tink, initially she will cry like sumtin is happenin to her n won't suckle breast, in a mata of weeks dis baby already knw how to remove d glove. At the end we allow her be n ensure her hands ar always clean. She is decidin her own life.

The best tin to do is monitor her n ensure her hands ar not dirty. If u get angry at d baby n also force d baby not to suck her fingers, u may be exposing her to psychological inbalance at an early age.

Psychological imbalance indeed. When new research just revealed how finger sucking can damage child's teeth.

I hope this leads to an end to this madness.
What is going to be my punishment this time around?

Israel and Hamas have begun a 12-hour humanitarian truce in Gaza.Israel said it would continue to “locate and neutralise” Hamas tunnels during the pause, which began at 08:00 local time (05:00 GMT), and vowed to respond if it came under attack.International efforts to negotiate a longer seven-day ceasefire are still ongoing.Israeli strikes killed 19 Palestinians overnight, medical sources said. Two Israeli soldiers were also killed.Over 870 Palestinians, mostly civilians, and 38 Israelis have died since the conflict started on 8 July.Foreign ministers from the US, UK, Turkey and Qatar are among those meeting in France later on Saturday to try to negotiate a longer-term truce.
Link: http://www.punchng.com/news/israel-and-hamas-begin-12-hour-truce/

Sanchez01: I lost mine about two and half years ago. She was the most adorable ever. She was a very huge white rabbit with pink eyes. I called Kiki... I could remember her nibbling at anything that came her way. I was still in school back then and she would occupy my mind even right there in class. Kiki would claw at anyone who carried her, save for me. It was a local environment and most people there had never seen something of such. She was never caged. Her rabbitry could not hold her, so I had to let her run in the compound while she returned to a shady place near her rabbitry whenever she was bored.

Friends would come into the compound at will to see her. What marvelled people was her huge size, which made a target.

I could remember returning from lectures that fateful day. I was so excited because it was a Friday, which meant Kiki would see more of me. Little did I know that my early morn feeding would be the last time I ever feed her. According to friends who had access to my compound and my room. They claim they didn't see her when they came in. It was obvious that she had been stolen because her rabbitry was somewhat out of place. Worst of all was some muddy foot prints in the compound.

Kiki was rabbitnapped by some unknown gunmen. The period was devastating for me. It took me well over 4months to get over her. Her rabbitry would always remind me of her.

Well, that was a while back. I'm planning on raising another now, just taking my time. I'm home and the idea of getting a rabbitry has been coming to mind. My compound is big enough but I have learnt a lesson in a very hard and costly way.

Well, I too once had a very big rabbit that scares visitors to our house away, very big a rabbit. I always allowed it to roam the house freely with ears point downwards and it made it looked like a dog.

OBJ paid off our external debt, Jonathan keeps accumulating new debt. We have external reserve, we have excess crude account, we have sovereign wealth account. Yet, we want to go and borrow $1 billion with interest. Nigerians include me made mistake the day we elected this man as our president. He keeps defending and encouraging corruption up and down, ordinary stealing.

My people, don't let us forget to save as much part of this stipend as we can and only sacrifice can help us achieve that. N360,000, if well invested can be a way out of this unemployment crisis most especially for those with no possibility of being retained by their employers.
Please remember the scathing remark of @Youget on page 8.

bibinwaka: No alert yet for me.

It will surely come.

Felis4u: Got mine too but this UBA peeps wil keep deducting 105 naira from ma stipend sayin its uconnect processing fee...anyways I dash dem sha#mi o complain

N105, it is the same everywhere, na small change.

To all those who have been asking for update concerning June 2014 stipend, it came in 25 minutes ago.

The crisis in Gaza (bombing and killing as well as massive crack down Palestinians that led to this conflict) is now a global debate. Just yesterday, UN school in Gaza that serves as temporary shelter for Palestinian women and children was bombed killing 16 of them. Two days ago, I posted an article about the crisis, you immediately banned me from posting on all threads, without warning or reason. And the article was just views of experts on the crisis and could go a long way in informing the uninformed minds.
Are you one of the people who believe that the crisis doesn't concern us? Are you afraid that there might be spill over here on nairaland because I don't think you prevent anybody who is interested in following the event from doing so outside nairaland. While I'm also convinced that you personally are following the crisis, my question to your conscience is: if other media platforms are preventing the news about the crisis from getting out to the rests of the world just like you are doing, how would you and the rest of us be able to know what is happening? Hence the title of my thread: what do you stand for?
Side Note: hope it is not money because capitalists only worship one thing throughout their lives.

YoursGEJ: OP you said granting Palestine independence was the only way to end the conflict? I beg to differ. Israel will never allow Palestinian independence. Your solution is tantamount to sending a demonic child to a christian school hoping he will change. Covering a wolf with sheep clothing doesn't change the fact that it is still a wolf. Hamas are terrorists and will continue to be blood-thirsty terrorists, with or without an independent state. So independence is not gonna happen. Why grant sovereignty to a state that will be controlled by a gang of animals. With that authority, they can purchase nuclear weapons and I don't rule out those savages using them on Israel even if it wipes out their own people. After all they have been using Palestinians as human shields since time immemorial.

In other news, I am the first to comment!!! This early morning wey I wake up no be waste at all!!

Thanks to my all fans and air-conditioners. Una too much. This would not have been possible without you

OP abeg take style push that your link to the source back to the original post.

Op didn't say anything, just copy and paste with a link to the source.

Being piloted in Ekiti state, extend it to the neighboring Osun sap sap.