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joe4christ:
You have such money in your account and above 100k cash on your purse and u couldn't be conscious enough to get an uber or go to a garage and get a cab. U loose guard to the level that you even entered a tinted cab with able bodied men inside and fear no catch u. Now, its most certain that most girls are only good at snapping pic and posting them online but with low IQ. I hope you've learnt your lessons sha. This was so avoidable if u weren't that greedy and careless!

You are such a child. Uber isn’t for food sellers. It’s for Yahoo boys and oloshos and those whose business is doing great and bosses. Can anyone sincerely collecting salary within 100k afford Uber in naija?
The last time I took Uber from Chevron to Yaba we got stuck in a bad traffic around ikoyi and the app ended up reading 8,500!!! How much is my salary that I will be paying 8,500 daily? And the last time a guy in Abuja tried to carry me on Uber the guy came close either kidnapping or robbing me. Uber my foot!

Abuja is a dangerous place to live. The major roads are entirely cut off from the masses and the one chance operators can cut you into pieces if they catch you.
I just returned from the place and my taxify driver tried to set me up. The guy took a different hoping I won’t notice but I quickly jumped off the ride when he got to a rough part of the road where he’d to slow down. It was a traumatic experience as I rushed down and noticed two men jogging ahead to come to the vehicle. Abuja is crazy. I spent so much time in that city and only spotted police once. It seems all the police in FCT are too busy protecting the powerful people in the city.

You no add Kogi? That place where the only big house you see belong to politicians alone

Sir Alex Pussyson of Abuja.
I hail unah
But truth be told these girls clean oh

Lubbish report. Me that God will do Rx350 for this December. I must drive hot cars till old age. And God will provide good rides for my loving nlanders too

Says Bubu

Big ass mama. Lucky husband. And the kids are wow

Shattap and stuff your integration into your yansh

Turn the millions of churches in Nigeria to factories. That’s the simplest way.
We had our independence in the 60’s like most of the Asian countries. Today, India, China, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, Vietnam, Indonesia and other Asian countries export over 40% of the products the entire world consume. They own the world fastest growing markets, and their GDP is some of the strongest. Despite this, their currency isn’t equal to the USD. $1 = 110 Japanese Yen. Evidently, a stronger currency isn’t even the solution just as myopic and fake economics like the bald philandering pastor Sulaiman believes.
And I strongly think if we can transform half of the fake churches where people are zombified and their destinies destroyed to factories Nigeria would become great. My take

My carpenter keeps telling me he prefers UK nails. I told him that thunder will fire him if he mentions UK again. What is wrong with patronizing our own.

See this one oh

jesusjnr:
Nice one from Oyedepo, however he still has a long way to go, considering the amount involved here (N.65 Billion) in comparison with that of the aircraft he recently purchased (N2.5 billion) amongst others, for it's only when he starts getting to the point where that riches he accumulates begin to pale in comparison to that which he distributes, that he would know that he has gotten somewhere.

Also very importantly he has to stop mocking the poor and needy and also discouraging people from helping them, for that was the basis of his heresy concerning Job not tithing, for since Job was the known as the father of the poor, being a well known mocker of the poor that he is, he wanted to by all means give people the idea that just giving to the poor and needy alone would not make God rebuke the devourer for one's sake.

And I don't think God would have been happy with that for God doesn't use the poor and needy to play, so no true friend of God is an enemy of the poor, and I believe that Job attitude towards the poor was one thing which set him apart in the sight of God, and hence one of the reasons God proudly showcased him to the devil.

So obviously that's a leaf that Oyedepo can take from Job's life for him to be able to command the same kind of respect from God.

For that is also in accordance with the teachings of Jesus and the example which His disciples had followed when the church first began, which is riches by distribution not by accumulation:

Acts 4:32, 34-35 (KJV)

32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.

34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
35 And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

So until Oyedepo's church gets to this point where none of his members have lack, he should not see himself as a rich man.

God bless.

Bbnaija keeps rewarding unworthy people
Frodd is the most deserving but it’s so sad Nigerian youths prefer bleaching and bootilicious pornstars to humble and easy going dudes.
Frodd, keep doing your thing. See how Bambam her boo are one of the most relevant housemates while the real winner keeps away from the rubbish BBnaija folks

The border closure will benefit IMF on the long run. Once the already weakened economies of these sub-Saharan neighbors collapsed they will rush to these Shylocks to borrow more loans. We all know IMF loans is another advanced slavery, it’s a chain that’s going to hold down their economic growth.
It’s so sad Africa is this pathetic, but seriously we can’t continue to allow these trash countries to dump everything into our land yet treat us like scums.
A year ago, I was at Porto Novo when some police stopped me and asked me for my driver license. I gave them my Nigerian own and they threw it away. They told me that Nigerian license is rubbish and they want their own. I told them there are thousands of cars bearing their plate numbers in Lagos and Ogun State and no police officer ever bothers them. Come see me see gbege this day oh.
All these countries passionately Nigerians and it’s time we return the favor. Maybe we should even destroy their economy so that we can buy their pathetic countries and give it to the Fulani herds men instead of creating some useless ruga

The rain is sending them out to search for warmth

Another canopy airport. What is wrong with the one in Ondo? And how many hours is it from Ekiti to Ibadan, Ondo or Oyo? Ekiti where the only source of revenue is federal allocation, EKSU, Ibo traders and Yahoo boys. Rubbish useless governor pushing airport to embezzle billions. And this monkey too wants to become a president. Yeye

Wait for this rubbish government at your own peril.
They better go and hustle...
Hustle so that you don’t spend 1 year waiting for Buhari the stingy goat 10k alert

I am a Muslim. If the Muslim is hindering development please demolish and even Allah will reward you in the process. You don’t even need to tell anyone anything about it because in Islam intention supersedes actions

Coming from a he-goat man who got nicknamed Baba Halfusa, because he loves paying half salary.
I think Buhari government is the most saddest government to ever rule Nigeria. I mean, you keep saying something and doing the opposite of what you are saying.
Buhari vows to lift 10,000,000 Nigerians out of poverty yet he’s overtaxing them and won’t pay them what he promised. This same man promised heaven on earth if given a second chance and the only impressive thing he has done was increasing taxes and shutting the border while making the commoners pay ten times what they normally pay for rice. I even have a feeling FG will soon start taxing ‘Misery’ in Nigeria because that is what this government has successfully created. I used to be a fan of Buhari, but everyday, I passionately hate the man so much. I don’t wish him and his useless asseating turds well.

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This is pathetic so we don’t even plant our own tomatoes? Tomatoes that is naturally growing in my backyard and we are importing this from Benin and some dummies are shouting that the border should be opened?
Let’s be reminded that in 1953 Jawalalu Nehru, then president of India ordered that the borders should be closed. The people asked him what why they wear or eat or drive?
He asked them to starve and walk naked. He said how can a country have about 300,000,000 then and not be able to feed itself or provide even its own entertainment. Look at India today?
Buhari should seal that border tight until we can provide our own food. We can’t just be totally big for nothing

Adaeze Yobo gave a great marriage advice recently on her social media page: ‘sometimes, you just have to swallow your own ego as a woman to make your marriage work. There are times when emotions are high and my husband is about to say nasty things, I just hurriedly tell him that I have to go to the toilet. I will take an hour or two in there to calm down and get my head into something else. By the time I’m out, he’s also forgotten and we end up laughing and staying one.’

No marriage is perfect. Even if you go to another man, do you know who he truly is and what he will also do in the future?

Sanwo Olu is too busy for all this right now
Lagos needs investor

Even local fraudsters are now wanted by American FBI.

That Sanwolu is a bastard!!!!

May Allah bless your home bro. Cute babies very soon

Soon no politician will be able to leave the shythole they have created and even the citizens will have more freedom than them. I hope the IPOB treatment can be meted out to every useless politician

Odes

I think Buhari secretly hates Nigerians. Especially the youths. And it’s a shame this man is the president of the most youthful population in Africa

May God almighty bless this young man.
Please we need more and more of this. And I hope
I can do something like this very very soon.