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FoodRe: Cook With 1500 by Autotech312(m): 11:44am On Oct 01, 2020
Onlinesmart:
A woman go eat this trash and won't get hairy-chest, yam-leg and flat-yansh?

TravelRe: UAE To Commence Visa Issuance To Nigerians As FG Lifts Ban On Emirates Airlines by Autotech312(m): 7:39pm On Sep 30, 2020
Saig:
How about visa restrictions for Nigerians? Have they lifted??
Did you read at all?
PoliticsRe: Ondo Election: Obasanjo, Mimiko, Others In Closed-Door Meeting by Autotech312(m): 4:01pm On Sep 30, 2020
Tareq1105:
Nobody would see him as godfather now but if it's Tinubu now......
Abi o, some stupid idiot on nairaland are quick to call Tinubu a godfather, what do you now call Obj.
CultureRe: Man ‘arrests’ Nsukka Deity For Making His Business Fail (photo) by Autotech312(m): 10:51pm On Sep 29, 2020
midolian:
Disgruntled pigs and their ways ...

CrimeRe: It has been resolved by the police by Autotech312(m): 9:32am On Sep 29, 2020
Take your case to Twitter, Instagram and probably Facebook.
SportsRe: Meet Julie Pinnick, NFF President Amaju Pinnick’s Wife by Autotech312(m): 10:13pm On Sep 28, 2020
FuckThaMod:
And this babe was staying in my street that year.. Local area, she was living in 1 room apartment with her parents but she fine die. I still remember amaju driving his luxurious cars in our bad road to come pick her up.
Which area be that.
CrimeRe: My People Will Burn Nigeria To The Ground If They Look For Me- Lesbian Lady Thre by Autotech312(m): 3:29pm On Sep 28, 2020
This potopoto people and chest beating. Even Nnamdi Cownu not fit do shit. Talk more of this eja shawa.
HealthRe: Help My Girlfriend Is Epileptic. by Autotech312(m): 2:56pm On Sep 28, 2020
Chef2000:
Please doctors in the house is there a cure for nocturnal epilepsy?

I have a pretty girl, we started dating 8 months ago, this girl is everything I need in a woman, she is neat, cooks well and humble, so perfect to my taste but she is epileptic.

I have been inviting her to my house for over 5months for her to sleep over in my apartment but she keeps refusing, telling me she has a problem then I later promised her whatever the problem is that I wouldn't abadon her.

She finally came on friday, we ate together and later in the night at 22:38 she started having epilepsy and after about 45mins she woke up and started crying, she told me she has been suffering from epilepsy since Feb 2019 but she hasn't been to the hospital due to financial issues.

So please can we find drug for nocturnal epilepsy, it happens to her only at night like 30 to 35mins in her sleep.
Since is still new there is cure, I'll advice you try local herbs. Tablets and injection will only suppress it.
CrimeRe: Malaysia-Based Nigerian Shot Dead By Gunmen In Aba (Graphic Photos) by Autotech312(m): 10:43am On Sep 28, 2020
charles009:
You see,
Since I started having kids, I started becoming very careful with my deeds and actions.
I crafted a code/principle and will continuously adhere to my mantra. What goes around comes around.
Let me share this ordeal, hopefully it may change ur thought. I recently sold a land with a fellow nigga(lawyer). These chinese guys after several negotiations paid me an amount as percentage. I quickly called the lawyer, dude the money do drop, abeg send me account make I run your package. This guy said No, make I no worry, say owner don pay am him own %.
Omo my head scatter, over 3.5 fucking M awoof. How many of una fit do am.

Live a clean life, no chop another person sweat, whats urs will eventually come to you, don't let greed make you a prisoner.

Nice day y"all...
Food for thought. Keep it up bro.
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Throws N200 Notes On Highway (Video) by Autotech312(m): 10:28am On Sep 28, 2020
Dyke15:
Our skull miners aka Agbo sellers brodas on d beat again
This monday morning you started your day by spitting poo.

CrimeRe: A Robber Caught Today In Surulere Lagos by Autotech312(m): 2:43pm On Sep 27, 2020
Ardar:
shocked This is just the beginning, abi yorobers are not criminals but saints. Front page abeg.
What has this got to do with tribe, did you ask for his name?

PoliticsRe: Umahi: "Who Is IPOB To Tell People To Sit At Home?" by Autotech312(m): 9:55am On Sep 27, 2020
ejanla077:
My comment pain this two.. YMM

Your tears ia delicious
Owo jona, who send u go school.

PoliticsRe: Umahi: "Who Is IPOB To Tell People To Sit At Home?" by Autotech312(m): 9:05pm On Sep 26, 2020
ejanla077:
Wetin concern yoruba Muslim Miscreants YMM concern IPOB sit at home. Why all dis sophisticated morrons comment here
This one dey Lagos dey form ipob shit...yeasterners and chest beating.

RomanceRe: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by Autotech312(m): 7:29pm On Sep 26, 2020
Dreyton36:
You wey he go soon nack join
He go flash you gbola make u confuse

PoliticsRe: Abdulfatai Buhari: Why I Will Support Tinubu’s Presidential Bid by Autotech312(m): 10:32am On Sep 26, 2020
Fleshly:
Hahahaha. OP you know well. See as you raise the blood pressure of the Yoruba Muslim Miscreants
You are just too dumb.

Foreign AffairsRe: Magawa Rat Awarded Gold Medal For 'Lifesaving Bravery' After Detecting Landmines by Autotech312(m): 8:48pm On Sep 25, 2020
Enoch07:
some animals are even more useful than some humans
Better than many devilish polithiefcian in Naija.
TV/MoviesRe: Leomike Enwerem: Meet Prince Nelson Father, King Of Imo Ebie Land In Imo State by Autotech312(m): 7:51pm On Sep 24, 2020
Womanizer:
Onyi22 will like this type of guy grin

PoliticsRe: Ekiti APC Suspends Tinubu’s In-Law, Buhari's Aide, Others by Autotech312(m): 7:21pm On Sep 24, 2020
Fleshly:
The plot to demistify Tinubu is a noble call for every true person of goodwill. Tinubu must be made to account for the death of Funsho Williams. He must be made to account for the illegally accrued billions in his bank account. Thanks to Ndigbo, who have the courage to begin the war on the total destruction of God-fatherism in Nigeria. We must never stop until every shred of God-fatherism/motherism is completely destroyed in Nigeria, so that power can go to the rightful people. It's only the Igbos that can do it!!!
Even your Buhari can do shit. Ask GEJ he tried it before. One Billion Ndigbo plus ipob won't survive it. A word of advice to you Ndigbo's, if you want to realize your Igbo presidency you need Jagaban. Once again ask GEJ he did it for him in 2011.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Songs From The 90s That’ll Put A Smile On Your Face by Autotech312(m): 4:40pm On Sep 24, 2020
yeyeboi:
Hey you this APC errand boy cheesy
Your moniker says it all.
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Oshiomhole Reacts To APC's Loss, Says 'You Win Some & Lose Some' by Autotech312(m): 10:07pm On Sep 23, 2020
yanabasee:
You don't have to masturbate on this .....



Who wrote the petition that removed him as the party chairman??


That petition rubbished him.......


And Edo people rejected him in totality last Saturday....Who then will take him serious?
He won five local govt. Compare him Fayose or saraki
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Oshiomhole Reacts To APC's Loss, Says 'You Win Some & Lose Some' by Autotech312(m): 10:02pm On Sep 23, 2020
yanabasee:
It was a brutality....A complete K.O....He tried to recover within the week....


I expected him to recover from the total knockout from politics in months....


Baba is irrelevant to his local government councillor as it stands now ...
A man after four years out of power still able able to win his zone (Edo north) you called that irrelevant. Compare him with Akpabio, Amaechi, Fayose, Saraki and the likes.
RomanceRe: Six Joints Where Teenage Sex Workers Woo Men With Charms In Delta Uncovered by Autotech312(m): 9:54pm On Sep 23, 2020
Nlolodo:
cry
Teenage girls that are supposed to be in school learning are busy eating di.ck for fun tufia

Somebody should pls quote me with the right meme pic

PoliticsRe: Sadiya Farouq Marries Sadique Abubakar In Private Ceremony - Sahara Reporters by Autotech312(m): 8:47pm On Sep 23, 2020
Karlovich:
Tying the knot doesn't stop her from still being the mistress to the gworo chewing dullard, nevertheless from all of us at vulturebbqgrills we say a big congratulations to her

TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by Autotech312(m): 11:20am On Sep 23, 2020
thatigboman:
Op, something is seriously wrong with you.
Was there a HOH task? no
biased big brother just dash ugly, short sickler laycon HOH and u are here saying laycon won? won what? what task?
bloggers and their nonsense lies
What has sickler, ugly, height got do with this analysis? you have hatred deep rooted in you. Are an ipobian 'cos I can smell it.

CrimeRe: Man Lures Ex-girlfriend He Impregnated, Sells Her Twins For N150,000 (pic) by Autotech312(m): 11:09am On Sep 23, 2020
Simplyleo:
Chijioke Chukwulota impregnated his girlfriend who later gave birth to a set of twins. Chijioke Chukwulota now lured his girlfriend and sold the set of twins for 75k each. huh

Simplyleo disagrees with this report. It must have been cooked from Tinubu's parlour. undecided

As we all know, igbos are the richest people in the world and cannot condescend so low to selling their children for 75k each. In Anambra, everyone owns at least one mansion with fleet of cars. Even if you see them hawking gala on the streets of Lagos, forget it, each of them is a billionaire with mansions at home.

Infact, one guy from Anambra who is a member of nairaland has promised to get a job of 1 million naira monthly salary for simplyleo.

Igbo amaka. grin
Don't mind those flatheaded idiotic ipigs as if Jagaban is the cause of their woos.

PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Is A Disgrace To Nigeria – Nabena, APC National Publicity Secretary by Autotech312(m): 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2020
Danwakae:
Who is Nabena ?, Yoruba who are known with respect for elders , can DISrespect their elders for a slavery role, very bad, Not even Baba PMB can make such careless statement against well respected General
Use your head oga, Nabena is not a youruba name. It seems you're more confuse than obj himself.

CrimeRe: Two Lynched For Armed Robbery In Calabar (graphics Photos) by Autotech312(m): 10:53am On Sep 22, 2020
[quote author=TheRealProphet post=94178688]Two young boys lost their life because of their laziness and fuulish mentality.

Their charm couldn't save them, non their locally made gun sad

600 yrs of suffering to all thieves and cultists....

I dey always happy when ppl dey beat thieves, d tin dey always give me joy cheesy smiley[/


It gives you joy to see life's been taken? are you high?

PoliticsRe: 60th Birthday Messages To Oluremi Tinubu On The Nations Newspaper (Video) by Autotech312(m): 8:54am On Sep 22, 2020
[quote author=strangest post=94182792]dug cartel king...[/quote

Your write up stinks.

PoliticsRe: Edo Decides: They Are Rigging Me Out – Gov Obaseki Cries Out by Autotech312(m): 1:01pm On Sep 19, 2020
[quote author=MrGoood post=94080371]Victory is clear for Obaseki, You will know the important reason why you should name your child a good name today , Sit, rest back and watch how things unfold, God will win for you as your name implies.4+4[/quot

You're trying very hard to defend OBAgone.

PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Atiku Knocks Buhari Over Police Siege On Wike by Autotech312(m): 7:18am On Sep 19, 2020
Villagemeat:
APC,the evil party in Nigeria.....PDP will win

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