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Are these ones not state or regional police ?

Some funny news wey we dey hear from these Oyinbo sha. When we think anything funny and crazy comes from Africa then you hear this.

The FBI that shot him is obviously no more after 87 yrs, those that buried him are all dead, am sure the eyes and fingerprints can’t be traced, so why the waste of time and disturbing the peace of the dead ?

America make una leave us oo, we have enough to worry about already in Africa

I remember a junior student in my high school then whose dick was dicknapped or whatever, we caught the guy who allegedly took the dick gave him the beating of his life till he admitted taking the dick.

He restored it but the father of the victim insisted on testing the dick before the dicknapper will he released so the guy came back to school the following day to inform us that the dick was active when they tested it, I was so interested in knowing how it was tested and he told me he was taken to a brothel probably that was how he lost his virginity, I was so curious about the feeling that I wished someone could just dicknap my dick so I’ll also be taken to a brothel to test it. For real my dad would rather take me to a doctor. Lol

Pride goes before a fall, never feel too bigger than others, slay queen who thought other housemates were privileged to be around her was shamefully disqualified

She finally got disgraced out of the house and everyone that promised her millions if she didn’t win the show have all deserted her.

That car though, some people go just carry house put for road in the name of car

Nigeria one of the most backward nation in the world @59, Nigeria is being dragged aback because of the backward northerners and their primitive religion. In every country I have visited, Muslim quarters is always dirty and undeveloped because of their destructive mentality.

God help us

Ayoswit:
Naso e suppose dey. Can't wait to get my ride someday

Hope you don marry sha

Mrpsly247:
tah.. lie

That one na breast ?

Westbestside:
Did your family since the day of Adam has 50million put together?

Fantastic question

Anything to stay relevant, my mother breast stand pass her own

Ciaos:
Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder,but some beholders no dey see well... Pretty indeed!!!

You wicked hahahaha

She pack everything go front

Buhari’s brothers

I guess the pilot is a Nigerian, useless South Africans, just like Buhari government always looking for who to blame for their failure

Khaleell001:
I got four words for ya: you are a fool!

Nobody in Nigeria is as foolish as you who believes in the potential of a dead man

Khaleell001:
If he was truly dead like you are insinuating. Do dead men get invited to meet world leaders?
Do dead men attend state functions?
Do dead attend campaign rallies?
When I say you are dense I was only stating facts.
Because you thrive in illusions you can't seem to see beyond your own imagination that's why anything to you has to be blamed on a seemingly dead man.
Your reasoning is totally off tangent and you keep proving it over and over again with each quote you make.

Na Edo we gather be ,but your mumu come pass person wey come from Edo.
Edo people no dey mumu like this.
Go check yourself.

It’s obvious you are from the Esan side of Edo, of what significant is his presence in those meeting you talked about?

You are as dead as your president and your religion

Khaleell001:
You are so shallow that your focus was always on religion and tribe whereas I'm not a Fulani but Edo and my religion is same with the president but it does not mean I approve of everything and anything he does that's how objective I can be unlike you.

There has never been a positive policy from your dead president, am neither Hausa, Yoruba nor Igbo am from Edo state Benin City to be precise.

No sane human being is happy with the way Nigeria is being govern except myopic people like you who shares same ideology as the dead man in Aso Rock

Khaleell001:
And you think all you said will move me dingbat?
Try harder.
I refuse to see through the subjective prism you choose to see from.
We can't all see the same thing the same way.


Your brain should be donated to a museum for future reference since you are so dense to understand that I don't compare two different issues.
Was the issue about Abacha or about what the president said in SA advising Nigerians.

I can see that not everyone who travels or claims to have traveled the world can be critical enough not to know what is chalk and what is cheese.

You can as well shove your claims and ideologies down your throat.

The dead few like you will never see anything wrong in your dead President, again big shame on you, keep selling your birthright for religious and tribal sentiment

Shame on you fool, travel out of Nigeria and hear what people say about Nigeria, not because of her citizens but because of the few greedy ones looting the country.

It’s a shame you have never interacted with anyone apart from your likes, who asslick the President because tribal or religious sentiment.

Wake up from your slumber, the same President that said Abacha was a saint admitted few days ago that Abacha looted Nigeria dry.

Did you listen to his speech in New York few days ago?

Use your brain or donate it to a medical laboratory

Khaleell001:
It is my friend.
it's a brain wash approach.
Nothing the president's says is good to you lots only for you to prove him right over time.
When he said many youths wants to live an entitled life style which many of you interpreted as saying Nigerians youths were lazy you proved him right with many of your actions.

So, I still believe you will prove him right again because many of you are very shallow and foolish when it comes to reasoning.
You don't even deserve any kind of listening.
Your advises are best suited for BBN watchers, gamblers and alcohol bibbers not people who have functioning brain cells.

I only listen to youths are well proven intellectually and are balanced in their approach to issues not some biased subjective gofundme Tasha zombies who only remembers Nigeria exist when the president's speaks.

Khaleell001:
Keep hating.
And you think your misplaced hatred has got anything on the president?
I only pity some of your brain washed approach to issues.

If you think it’s brain washed approach then you are as dead as your president. Meaning you have not been alive since 2015 and prior to 2015

Starhearts:
Look at the way u re u foaming in the mouth
U belong to Biafra Republic
Face ur warrant nothing concerns u with Nigeria President

I don’t belong to Biafra, am a Nigerian but your president is the worse president in the universe

KLEINBASS:
If you stay in south Africa you will know your brothers are doing a very good job in distroying the image of Nigeria in south Africa

Has your President ever done or said anything to repair the image of Nigeria abroad ?

Cow President don talk he own, weak like dodo. His visit to South Africa has no significant contribution to us living in South Africa.

Ajala is out of Nigeria again while the country burns

Who call this devil, figure head, lifeless and vengeful President for South Africa?

I do 11 always

I hope say nor be more problem this slowpoke wan bring come for us here

Chi59:
Ebuka and Gideon. Too cute

Dem dey talk of who make am big you dey talk of cute, I dey suspect you

1-4 was not interesting, you still want us to read 5&6.

So what’s the information you are trying to pass now

xoxocandy:
they need to come see worse in my sch

Is your school in Nigeria? If yes I thought students are not allowed to wearing revealing outfit to Nigeria university

Wow what a lucky man, you can’t be that lucky in Nigeria or even South Africa