₦airaland Forum

God forbid bad thing!!!!!! he will make Nigeria unhabitable.

i have lost two nokia phones and non was returned....... i just wish i had some powers then, i would have sent leprosy to those thieves.

Last year in a bank, a solider droped 50 naira as he was leaving the bank, i picked it up and ran after him, only to meet him outside and gave him his money, he thanked me as if i returned a million naira, i was like... Whats wrong with this solider...its just 50 naira!!!!

which kind question be this na?? this is like asking if mami water fine or not?

how e take concern me if she slept with him or not, let her husband handle that.

are u sure they know what Amnesty means? i hope they are not going to use tax payers money to pay those blood suckers for the evils they have done. Nigeria shld be ready to grant unemployed graduates amnesty as well. But its really unfair to the people that have lost their loved ones and families.

This just reminded me of my conversations with my former roomate in the university. It goes like this during nysc:
I: obiano, how far na, how ur donkey life?(he served in kebbi state).
Obiano: badt guys, i dey ooooo, how ur kaikai life?(i served in ogoni land in river state).
I: men, i just dey ooo, rain too much for here ooo, u don here from Ram??(our third roomate).
Obiano: yes ooo, him the gombe...men those gom babes go show am ppeper.(laughs), how ur wives n children na?
I: wives n children just dey ooo, men dis serviice don tire me oooo. Etc
its fun, we communicate in laughter and that is what counts.

men!!!! i love naija oooooooooo.........everytin na virtually free oooo or illegal

you can also take african science and technology (juju, jazz, otumopko) to the interview.

last week na penis hook, like say penis don turn to fish way them dey use hook catch, today na breast electric protector...guys make we invent our own na........... but i dont support female molestation, rape or abuse. ladies please help the brodas by dressing modestly n u wont trigger oga between d legs. thank u.

my first phone was nokia 2100 that was in 2005, i bet most of u here cant afford that then......pls no offence.

my mama bought me an oversize shoe so that i wouldl wear it for 3years and yet she is still my mama. let the baby enjoy the wealth of her mama!!!!......if u vex go buy ur pikin sometime else and someone will post it on nairaland and we will comment wisely or foolishly. :Dmy mama bought me an oversize shoe so that i wouldl wear it for 3years and yet she is still my mama. let the baby enjoy the wealth of her mama!!!!......if u vex go buy ur pikin sometime else and someone will post it on nairaland and we will comment wisely or foolishly.

Boring!!!!!!!!!

NA GROUNDNUT OIL OR KWULI KWULI OIL THEM THEY FIND??

what do u expect from a glorified secondary school!!!!!!!

another bomb making factory?

this must be april fool from the governor!!!!

pls attention! attention!!
It is not baby rat buy ratu ratu ok!!!!!

she is so cute......babe i wana marry you!!!!!!!!!!





Make my mama catch me na hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahhahaha

God go punish u....... monki

This must be April fool from Mr president to Nigerians..........Gej u almost got me, but am not buying it. if they are not muslims what are they?
A. Aliens
B. Kryptonites
C.Ghosts
D. None of the above

tell ur papa say a shoeless orange hawker is now the president and that boko boys are now using bombs are knock out and fire works...... tell Abacha say him try well well.

please corpers in Nigeria should Usain Bolt to Biafra, its not worth they risk......alimajiri no send weda u be graduates or not, or weda u want educated them or not. and wen u die, nigeria will take ur corpes to ur parent n promise them 2 million naira which they will neva get, ppl will gather, eat rice, drink, shake dia heads and go home. u are forgotten forever.......remember what happened to corpers in 2011 post presidential election?? non of those guys are remembered again. be wise

i hope they dont want their ancestors to die a second time.......becose boko boys they wear bomb like life jacket and their ancestors go they break eggs for road. think twice pls.

what have i been doing all this while?? trying to get a 2.1 or 2.2 so that some rich will employ me?? i am making a u-turn right now.

dis guy has got gorilla balls!!!!!!!!!!

avalontony: dis thing no be any urban legend........DICK Or penis.....the disapper oooo, e happen to my neighbour for jos. e get as stranger go touch me n my body do jigijigi i go check my dick weda e still dey intact....i no send weda na for public ooooo. penis snactchers plenty oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come oooo....i no use joystick for my post na? whats wrong in using pe......ni........s?

dis thing no be any urban legend........DICK Or penis.....the disapper oooo, e happen to my neighbour for jos. e get as stranger go touch me n my body do jigijigi i go check my dick weda e still dey intact....i no send weda na for public ooooo. penis snactchers plenty oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahhaha may God help us all.

i suggest that GEJ should be suspended just as my OGA AT THE TOP was!!!!!!!!

i was having a bad day until i stumble on this my oga at the top issue...i really laughed. sometimes its good for unknown comedians to make us laugh, so i vote for my oga at the top!!!!

too much hunger......