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FoodRe: When Last Did You Eat On Your Dinning Table? by avalontony(m): 1:33pm On Mar 14, 2013
na for people way get dinning table na......., me na for table i dey chop my thing, sometimes for bed self.
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by avalontony(m): 8:01am On Mar 12, 2013
if she get yam legs....... two things are involved........ cook or roast them.

But which kind leg ur sisters gethuh....mosquitoes, kangaroo, horse,huh U look person way God creat talk say she get yam leg....bro u are very wicked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea To Sell Torres For £15 Million ? by avalontony(m): 5:28pm On Mar 10, 2013
toress is better than giroud........Arsenal shld sign him!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: Pregnant Mom Has Baby's Face On Her Stomach by avalontony(m): 2:28pm On Mar 09, 2013
holy Ghost fire......blaster every witch, wizard, winchads, amen.
SportsRe: How Often Do You Watch Nigeria Premier League? by avalontony(m): 2:19pm On Mar 09, 2013
never.......... but i like to shout up jet up jet.....but na boko haram the support them, if u refuse to shout up jet...... them go beat u blue black.....me no dey near stadium again.
PoliticsRe: Illegal Connection: Man Electrocuted To Death In Ikorodu by avalontony(m): 2:08pm On Mar 09, 2013
the kind voltage way nepa dey bring self............. i swear i no go do am again.
NYSCRe: Corpers - We Wasted One Year Serving Nigeria by avalontony(m): 7:19pm On Mar 08, 2013
my service year was never a waste, i learnt a lot during my service year.... even the lives i touched via rural rugged evangelism and my students i gave reasons and hope to study. i can never say...i wasted a year serving...becose i did not serve nigeria alone, i served humanity and God.
PoliticsRe: 195,534 Jobs Created Through Contracts In 2012 – FG by avalontony(m): 12:34pm On Mar 08, 2013
see as this man the put Nigerians for Alomo bottle............
CelebritiesRe: List 3 Famous People You Respect And Admire. by avalontony(m): 5:58pm On Mar 07, 2013
jesus christ
benny hinn
my parents.
IslamRe: Hijab Dispute: COHI Warns LASG by avalontony(m): 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2013
i just saw a sign post with BUY YOUR QUALITY GARRI HERE!!, i just recalled the garrilords on NL. anyway....... let peace reign ooooooo, there is no profit in waror crisis.
Christianity EtcRe: Prospering By Seeking God By Pastor Adeboye by avalontony(m): 7:56am On Mar 03, 2013
seek God first.......who is the source of all you need in life.
FashionRe: Male Student Wears Wrapper To School; Wins 20K Bet by avalontony(m): 1:11am On Mar 03, 2013
if say na abubakar tafawa balewa university bauchi or other northern uni...... na EXpulsion straight.....
PoliticsRe: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by avalontony(m): 1:04am On Mar 03, 2013
misterh: I am disappointed in Fashola for saying this. Even if okada had not been invented @ all, his killers would have devised another means to eliminate him. This is like calling a dog a bad name in order to hang it.
u go fear fear na........ na bicycle them go usehuh?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Man Swallowed By Sinkhole Under His Bedroom by avalontony(m): 12:49am On Mar 03, 2013
venorite: If to say name naija. Dem for Don set up commitee to look into the cause. Thank God things like this don't happening our country.
hahahaha......e be like say u and madam president attend the same schoolhuh? who be una english teacher abeg??
FamilyRe: Letting Your 4-Year-Old Son Live As A Girl... by avalontony(m): 12:42am On Mar 03, 2013
make him use knife cut d joystick na......he wants to be a girl when every girl wants to be a guy even if its for two minutes.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: After Getting Her A Job, I Was Abandoned by avalontony(m): 10:03am On Mar 02, 2013
after jesus healed ten lepers, only one kept in touch.........bro u have helped her and she does not want to keep in touch any longer......dont worry heaven will keep in touch with u and God will meet u at d point of ur needs....... JUST LET HER BE!!!!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Life Is For Rent: What Will You Be Remembered For? by avalontony(m): 5:34pm On Mar 01, 2013
the christian community of ogoni land will never forget my NYSC year from march 2012 to feb 2013, the rural rugged evangelisms, school outreach, skill aquisition programms,.........sometimes i and my fellow jesus corpers will stand hours under the rain praying and distributing drugs n materials to people we have never met in ourlives, we go from community to community and spend days without taking our baths, sleeping in the open fields with just our nysc kahki n jesus corper shirt. no wonder when we where passing out....they where all in tears!!!! this is just the begining of greater things to be done..............
FamilyRe: Mother Drowns Her 9-year-old Son For Having A Small Joystick by avalontony(m): 5:22pm On Mar 01, 2013
too much pornographic movies can destroy someones life..... Rip boy, ur mum shld hv drowned herself for giving birth to a boy with small joystick.
IslamRe: Islam Takes Root In Brazil by avalontony(m): 3:29pm On Mar 01, 2013
boko haram gradually taking root in brazil.........i weep for them.
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by avalontony(m): 12:14am On Mar 01, 2013
am not suprised at this....it also happens in federal universities in the north...... but nobody took to the streets. i wish them luck sha.
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by avalontony(m): 12:07am On Mar 01, 2013
abdulkayus: so, dey shld nt protest wen their rights is being trample on?
Hypocrite
look at this aboki ooo!!!!! are u talking about right herehuh? i guess u did not hear about an English teacher that was almost killed in a govt secondary sch in bauchi becose a muslim lady was reciting her koran during her lesson period and she took the book from her... and her students pounced on her, what do u call that?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by avalontony(m): 11:56pm On Feb 28, 2013
u go fear na............thinking and shiting at the same timehuhhuh if all the great inventors thought abt dia invention while pooing, how comes we dont hv cars that run on poos? my ppl shit na shit, how u wan take tink for dia na?
Music/RadioRe: Damino Damoche Shot Dead At LASU Gate by avalontony(m): 11:48pm On Feb 28, 2013
on christ the solid rock i stand
all other ground is sinking sand
all other ground is sinking sand!!!
Cultism is a sinking sand, it can never protect you....it is only jesus that can save....i wish he was right with his maker before crossing over to the other side....RIP man.
CelebritiesRe: You Must Get A Degree"- Davido's Father Insists by avalontony(m): 9:45pm On Feb 27, 2013
when him write jamb na?
CelebritiesRe: 65 Pastors Told Kayode Salako To Marry Foluke Daramola by avalontony(m): 9:27pm On Feb 27, 2013
when u wia having children with ur former wife, u did not remember that u did not pay her bride price..........God will judge u for ur evils.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A Candidates, Have Call-up Letters Shown Up In Your School Yet? by avalontony(m): 11:19pm On Feb 26, 2013
just passed out sha...batch A 2012, i wish you guys Gods grace n journey mercies.....affect the lives of the people in ur primary place of assignment so that come next year febuary, they will be weeping as they send you forth....u may not know how it feels, but i have been there. i will never forget my services year... the names of my students, the various communities i went for rural rugged evangelism in gokana lga river state are crested in my heart, despite the difficulties at the onset......i still fell in love with d people of lewe community and the people of ogoni land in general. i miss been a jesus corper.....but am enjoying the dividend of been a jesus corper..... i belong to jesus. dont waste ur life as a corper....... invest it in ur ppa.....and the will neva forget u. Gods grace n favor.
FamilyRe: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by avalontony(m): 8:00pm On Feb 25, 2013
stop doing what earns you a slap, i know your mum cant just wake up and give u a dirty slap. pls examine yourself!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: Bride-To-Be & Bag Thief Killed By Speeding Cars by avalontony(m): 12:15am On Feb 25, 2013
oluswaggz: pls was it d one dat happend after leavin 3rd mainland bridge cos after scalin tru d heavy traffic on 3rd mainland bridge on friday mornin while goin to work i saw a gatherin bt d car was speadin so i cudnt see wat was happenin. But pple in d bus wer screamin bt i cudnt see it very wel.
why na? u for wear eye glass na.
HealthRe: Health Expert Warns: Any Food Eaten After 8pm Is Poison by avalontony(m): 8:25pm On Feb 24, 2013
i thank God say i no get shut down button for my intestine.....baba God noni
TravelRe: Pictures Of Chrystover's Trip From Owerri To Warri by avalontony(m): 8:20pm On Feb 24, 2013
i go soon upload my pix for ogoni land.............. na so so mud house full every wia and our politicians the live for duplex....... God go judge una hundred folds.

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