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And these are the qualities of Nigerian ladies.

99% of Nigerian ladies are damn broke.. But they'll never agree.

These 99% would tag the remaining 1% who are trying their best to be something as prostitutes/aristos..

They also have very low self esteem..

halfricanadian:
Funny april joke

No jokes!

This piece is orgasmic..

How this MF blends seriousness with jokes is still an unsolved mystery till this day.

I laughed all through! Thank God for your heart of hearts.

ammyluv2002:
Pls explain "whatever you do for good purpose shouldn't be tagged as a sin"

Anything that's going to help me avoid too many problems later on is something from God, and I don't tag it a sin..

Smellymouth:
U just realize am??

The way people been de brand sex like say na taboo for that Masturbation vs Fornication thread ehnn.. it triggered this

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machi25:
no matter the name you choose to give fornication or masturbation, it doesn't change the fact that they are morally and religiously wrong and will lead anyone that practices either of them to HELL FIRE.ofcos you do know that the flesh is weak and if you allow it to rule you, it will consume you.be in charge of your body not the other way round everyone has one weakness or the other but it depends on how well you handle yours. GOD HAS GIVEN US A MANUAL ON HOW TO CONTROL THESE THINGS PLS FOLLOW IT(the Bible)

Hi, Machi. I like the fact that you hold onto what you believe in. It's good for you. You see things and act from a religious angle. That's good.

As for me, I don't. I stick to whatever gives me peace of mind and makes me happy.

I love my girlfriend very much, and we make love often, and we are both happy with each other. I do not see what I am doing as an evil thing as most religious folks would tag it.

I don't encourage Masturbation, not because it is a sin or whatever, I just see it as a waste of time and a killer, psychologically.

I repeat, good sex is good for the soul. Married or not!

PDP is a disgrace! God forbids this kinda Party!

Any Nigerian that laughs at Nigeria in it's current struggling state is a bástard.

And some people will be happy with this kind of news. I wonder what kinda bástards will rejoice at the news of dearth of development in their own country.. SMH!

She has just seen that there's no much good outside, and she wants to come back to manage you.

When next she wants to "flex", she'll do so without thinking twice, cus she knows there's that big mumu waiting to accept her back.

Mr. Man, focus on developing your new relationship with your new girlfriend, and try to grow in 'love' with her.

Don't you accept your ex back. I repeat, DON'T!

Fvcking Troll!

Just know this one thing. Just this one thing: You'll never be the only one hitting that thing.
.except you two are ready to live a completely stainless relationship. And that is impossible.

So just as Obiora said, hit and run. I repeat, bro. HIT and RUN.

We want Van Gaal. He'll be in the market soon

agbajesaid:
sex outside marriage is fornication, and not everyone feel awkward after cumming during masturbation

Sex outside marriage is fornication to YOU. I see it as something else.

Don't tag it fornication. Just call it sex.

Sex, protected sex, is healthier than masturbation.

There are lots of good health benefits that comes with sex, but masturbating makes you feel somewhat empty. After you cum, you come to your senses and then you feel awkward.

Sex is different tho

Truly, life is all about the money eeh!

He tried to put you in a win-win situation but you were hell-bent on losing.


And I know you weren't busy.

LMAO! Relax!
My Facebook isn't loading, too.

We're seriously praying for you. @OP

LuveU2:
if i speak now they would call me a gold digger.

Just speak. It wouldn't change anything. We already know you're.

NarnieSnyper:
mah Neegar, I swear down. Anytime i hear that, na Jagaban mode i dey throughout that day. Not even heartbreak or friendzone go change my mood

LOL! You got it right, man!

Bro, she made a mistake. Please, forgive her.


I'm sure she never meant to give in. She must've slipped and fell on top his preek.


To err is divine; to forgive is human. Biko!

Or when an Uncle calls and says "Send me your account number".
Nothing beats that money feeling..

kai

christinie:
Very interesting.
No wonder I don't have any stretch mark on my body; I drink water and home-made zobo a lot.

Pictures of different parts of your body, pls. You mean to tell me you don't have a single line of stretch mark on your thigh or on that asss?

Baba, we're waiting for the GRAMMY na

And see what I saw for Nyesome Wike. Checkout the sixth.

@No.3 Ruler even small. I was writing an exam one time, and I was very blank. I will turn around and see other students writing, and I'll be like "WTF are these people writing na"?
The final humiliation was yet to come.

While I was still reading the questions over and over again, I started hearing "abeg give me graph, give me graph". At that point I knew I had failed the course.

The kind of sad things that happen when you're isolated in an exam hall..

Love the hairdo. She looks beautiful like that.

Oya dab!

The most expensive dab ever.

Oluwa, pick up the call na.. the ring back tone go soon sing finish na

youngprof8787:
I will take dem all out.. who are they??..are they mad??..what rubbish..fools

E be like say your face never swell up before..

I'll call my half náked sisters