₦airaland Forum

eyoniggar:
That aint BBC, its BCB, Only if Christina can let go of his ego, allow bale or benze being @ d middle in this pic, the BBC woulda been completed, but na ur guy christina, so u dont care, BBC is all u can blindly see.

Is this MSN? No.

it's SMN.. Clear your mind, niggar

I watched the match with my family. See emotions.

The extra time was tense. That Carrasco guy was just using Danilo to skate. Kai. Na God save Madrid.

When it was time for PSO, shiit begin worry me. 5 Penalties to the same direction and Oblak couldn't save one.

bykebyke:
Fixed.

Incase you don't understand words. This pic will help

bykebyke:
Only difference been We deserved both..

History doesn't give a fvck.

11 CL crowns. Let that sink in.

seunlayi:

Some people will prefer to open wide thier mouth and start shouting JESUS JESUS rather than applying common sense

Let people run to what they believe in. E no concern you

Brilliant

Bro, they (foreigners) are gonna try to take you away from us. But we seriously need you. Nigeria needs you.

She fûckîng someone else.

The talkative.

By the time they are through with him, his song will change from "Who can battle with the Lord" to "Pass me not by, O Gentle Saviour".

loistee:
For it is written "Be ye not unequally yoked together with the unbelievers for what communion do light have with darkness. " Food for thought.

Who's the light and who's the darkness?

You call a loving, intelligent, charismatic, well-to-do guy/lady darkness just because he/she doesn't attend a church? LOL. Y'all are jokers!

It can be true. Her bréasts lack a particular standing enzyme, entrocytocin, necessary for keeping the brèasts in a firm position until external forces act on them.

Well, it's a rare disorder, as only 1 in 3,000,000 suffer from it. (BBC, Women and Science, 2001).

Where is the greatest Nollywood actor of all time - Nkem Owoh?

LMAO! Upload your nude pic first..

[size=30pt]THUNDER WILL FIRE ALL OF YOU TELLING HIM TO PAY TITHE AND WAIT FOR A MIRACLE.

FAM, YOUR BROS SHOULD DISOWN YOU RIGHT AWAY FOR HAVING SUCH THOUGHTS. FOOL![/size]

chivic:
Let me rephrase your question.....should I still from God and pay my brother's School fees?

I don't want to make u scared the essence of the education is for ur brother to come out useful to the society and probably earn a living. What happens if God frustrates that future goal.

See a lot of people don't pay tithe and will give you the wrong advice.BE GUIDED

May God give you a factory reset. I don't even know what to tell you.

This is the stupidest thing I've read so far. I'm just weak.

ApostleT:
If you are a Christian you are not under the law of tithing. However it is a good thing if you choose to give a tenth of your income to the church.

If you understand that the church of Jesus Christ is universal then giving your tithe to your brother (who I assume is also part of the universal church) is not different from giving it to your local church. So I will say help your brother and do not feel guilty about it. It is an act of love and kindness that God appreciates more than a religious act of giving tithe to your pastor just to be in the good books of your local church or of your own feelings.

The best comment so far.

MotherConfesor:
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food

See fine brezz..

Eto'o! True goalscorer.

That is the colourful-reticulated scorpion. It's only known to be found in Asia.

Reports later made us understand there are five in Africa. This specie is endangered.

If its sting is not treated in less than 5 minutes, it can lead to complete paralysis of the entire left side of the human body.

Dangerous specie. It should be kept in a zoo. You shouldn't have killed it.

I'll marry the virgin. Some virgins are badder than..

Note: Not applicable in Nigeria. Not for Nigerian girls.
Thanks

Hmm.. 18k on meals and drinks for olosho..
How much be 1 bag of rice abeg?

-

Hugging leads to sex.
Pecking leads to sex.
Kissing leads to sex.
Why are you just so dull?
You couldn't show affection to a brother that you tripping for.
Be talking shiit as if your vagina is brand new. Nonsense!

raayah:
How about respecting her wishes and not manipulating her to have sex?

You see, here in Nigeria, you have to be a master manipulator to succeed.

In politics, you manipulate.
In education, you manipulate.
In Church, some pastors de manipulate
Some ladies de manipulate to collect our money without respecting our wishes.
Even in marriages, some women de manipulate their husbands.
So, you see, we just have to manipulate to chow the ponmo, because if we don't, someone else will.

Hey yo people. I hear Adriano has joined the tax-evading squad. Whassup?

bykebyke:
Got into a UCL final without scoring a goal.

Yes. Magic!
Confirm Abracadabra...

pressplay411:
Why evilz bruh? Why u want give people high BP. U no even consider say ManCity sef get fans?
Pls we know CR will deliver hat3ck but d he ends 3-1.

Man.city no score for Etihad, na Bernabeu dem wan score? Dem go collect this night

Real Madrid 3 : 0 Man. City
Ronaldo with a bloody hattrick.

"And even as a crack fiend, mama, you always was a Black Queen, mama"


Rest in Power, Afeni.


Thank you for Tupac
..

**Listening to Dear Mama**

"And even as a crack fiend, mama, you always was a Black Queen, mama"


Rest in Power, Afeni.


Thank you for Tupac
..

**Listening to Dear Mama**

Who appoints English coaches/managers these days? They are all incompetent and tactically inept.

Good thing the move failed. Saves us money.

NFF should go for something else.