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MrStylish:
Abobi
Mama way mumu

You foolish die!!!

Yoruba have a saying that who raise a child is more important that the biological parent. So if your are one of those idiot who keeping saying a child will look for his real parent, sorry is your case. go ask Baloteli's biological parents.

On paper and ;looking at tale of tap, Jons got this one. but anyone who had seen Mike fought in the pass knows he needs just one clear shot and Jons with his questionable chin will be history. This is not a come fight for ether one of them. Both guys are done are far as professional boxing is concern. No state athletic commission will sanction any fight involving both guy if not for charity

Ijawwomaninoyo:
By their dressings you will know they are from rich homes.
Meanwhile the clowns are looking for "Sinners" about the town.

Those idiots are looking for the poor to use as example. They conveniently ignore the rich

Kestolove:
Dr Stacey did you guys run HIV test? His Igbo ex says his hiv positive

He is!!!

The real GOAT!!! The man with more football in his right toe than Ronaldo and Messi combine

this idiot just dey take this matter dey news

Blackpearlous:
Black, skinny and proud

It took we a very long and rough ride through my teenage and adult years to come Into this conclusion.

Let me ride you through the beginning of time( not really just when my dad met my mum). My dad saw a very light skinned godess in Lagos and was bent on getting married to her, majorly because of her skin. He carries a distinct shade of black on every part of his body, even till now snapchat can't edit it away, so getting her was a do and die affair. Ofcourse he got her, if not there would be no one behind the phone typing now.

I was manufactured, if all of my remaining 6 siblings were manufactured in the same color, I think the world would have been a better place, Adolf Hitler would have been nicer and there would be no corruption in Nigeria. Nigeria's never ending corruption is the prove we were manufactured in different shades and sizes.
#Hint: To stop corruption in Nigeria you have to go back in time and make sure we were born with the same skin color.

The competition was mad, from my own side mostly. I wasn't only dark skinned not like my father though but I was skinny, I have two big sis lighter than and I and figure 8, cars stopped for them, I always kept trekking, no attention, no free things, I tire, even at home my mum talked about her Glory days as a young woman but I had no story. Depressing.

I blamed all of my short comings always on the color of my skin and my weight. I was in Africa and I felt left out constantly. Especially when I was left out from an ushering job because my skin wasn't that attractive and I didn't have curves and my sisters were chosen, oh what a night!

I WASNT BEAUTIFUL my conclusion. So I wanted to feel beautiful. Smart me concluded that changing my skin would get me all the attention I wanted, I just wanted to be fine and big so I used as many lighting cream available and took to drugs to gain weight and curves.

Boom I was on my way to being perfect. On the look out for knuckle creams and was eating like "you know who" at a time. Every night my solace was the advances I got to reject, people could see me or guys could see me and they loved me, I was accepted because I wasn't dark anymore and I was curvy(or round, better than being skinny). I was always jealous of skinny, dark and confident girls, mtcheew what made them glow. Any body cream that makes me dark, I will say " this is not my color, this cream is not bringing out my color", I also deleted black pictures of myself online, but some of my friends were the pain in my ass, kept theirs.

Then I developed digestive issues, and my skin was super sensitive I could almost not put my feet on the ground when it's wet, yea that sensitive. These and low esteem was my price, because some days my skin was perfect some days i Iooked like the sun and my make up wasn't blending some days.

Sat on my bed one day( actually many days and nights) and I realized that I need to start Loving me and taking care of me, wasn't easy, I started looking dark again I was losing weight, the tongues were rolling again, I was hiding till I took all the strength I had and Introduced myself as the dark, skinny girl.

Started using, natural products, moisturizers, products that promises to maintain and started gaining weight at my own pace and was walking like I owned the whole world and I worked on my short comings as an individual, it was like a rebirth I attracted more reasonable people to myself, lived healthy, killed the invisible competition even got to know my sisters beyond their skin and curves, took rejection as casual as I could then I finally got to this point of being black, skinny and proud.


N.B- the picture below is not mine. Thanks

After better write up your spoil am with picture of bonga fish! you no see fine black curely babe use

A female version for charley boy. Don't be surprise if you read tomorrow that has over four kids already!

Asgard13:
Igbo Amaka!!!!!

She is anioma not Igbo. stil on still, nice one for every Nigeria with sense

The list start making sense from number 5. The first 5, especially that malek berry song

bolaayenimo:
Take it to Kaduna zoo for one month

why una heart evil like dis Why una wicked like Nigerian politicians? Like leaders like followers

Femi Kuti had five nominations. dis one just get two dey form

That woman is an insult to disgrace!!!

SmileDance:
People like Reno always think that others who aren’t as fortunate or lucky are just plain stupid sometimes I wish life happens to them too and they realize that the journey is not to the swift...

So bleaching and surgical alterations is for the less fortunes? Then Reno is right. Low esteem brainless person will bleach

People know her with different men! Her matter don cast for that place,

Simplyleo:
When talking about voltage transformation,
both voltage and current are transformed, a true electrical engineer should know this. Infact, this is the simplest part when introducing transformer as a topic.

In simple term, a transformer stepping up voltage is also stepping down current simultaneously.

Same applies to a transformer stepping down voltage, it also automatically steps down current.

Abeg, e don do, I no fit shout.

Bros e bi like say u no get am

For those of you talking about generation of electricity, transformers doesn't generate electricity

Tomorrow, he will keep the story to "live bullet was fire into the air only.

This girl is classy. She get class wella probably trying to protect the guy's ass

I dey suspect dis Ozo guy. Are you guys sure open display and confession of love for that fellow housemate girl is not him trying to hid his sexual preference? Make Una look this well

360degreess:
Keep fhooling urself.i watched the video over & over,the soldiers did not shoot at the stubborn protesters..all this while,how comes no body has come out 2 say that he/she lost any member of his family or friend?..may God disgrace whoever that is behind/supporiting this fake news b4 the end of this year.AMEN!

U no wisse!! People are coming to to give details of what happened. there are at least five confirmed dead with families testifying. There is a footage of a hospital scene where a nurse was giving detail of who just died and whom is still alive as a result of injuries sustain from. the shooting. poeple like you who for mere 30k throw away your brains to become on line foot soldiers for tyrant, una time dey come

bolaayenimo:
I dont support the invitation of soldiers but how can soldiers shoot into a crowd and only two people died??

the number of people that has been confirm dead so is about five. more will be revealed in due course

Actually you and you stupid twin brother gave him the right and audacity

Charley girl

Twelfthman:
Your Neighbor is a psycho. A serious one

The neighbor is a very normal person.

If na my pikin, she go chop round two. Nonsense children. 14 years hanging out with boys.

These boys should be 42at least. What'up with the football age?

This babe pikin with timaya for din reach ten years now.

Your village people don capture your destiny. If tomorrow ur wife slap ur face for not doing the dish, ur mum and her daughters will be looking for pastor/Alfa/debia to help. No deliver yourself before your problem turn prayer point

Both get paid for hyping infinx.

the most politically illiterate region. people wen no sabi coordinate. Now foolish Umehi had been seduce to APC to counter the okoro-idiot chance while tinubu is being cut to size at every opportunity. Come 2023, the yoruba will likely present tinubu and the igbos will present these two morons (okorocha and umehi). All of them will then lose to one unknown fulani fella.