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It is really funny (not funny) how they do it with straight faces without an iota of guilt

pocohantas:
Because we don't wanna turn to evening newspapers.



I am AA

Haha

On a more serious note, don't you think you end up waste your time( thing you're trying to avoid) with the wrong person while the real AA guy that would have been with you will not because you would be "in a relationship?"

Before now, the most common thing ladies don't feel comfortable sharing was their age.

Today however, the case is different. Almost every lady out there claims to be Genotype AA.

After reading this thread on the front page:

https://www.nairaland.com/4671060/wife-lied-genotype.

My mind went straight to a similar incident I experienced not long ago. Mine was not about marriage though. I had randomly asked her about her genotype
( really, that is my first criteria for asking a lady out, before character and others because I am AS myself) and she claimed to be AA. Few months later, I caught a glimse at her school Identity card and it bears AS, which I strongly feel is the correct genotype.

Guys try it out, pick ten ladies randomly and ask them about their genotypes and see replies. Almost every lady today is AA.

What could be the reason ladies have decided to play this very costly prank?

DeConsultant:
I don't thiink you need a consent code to register a business name unless you are registering a name with investments,mutual funds, securities or bank. With this names included you will need authorization from relevant regulatory agencies (eg CBN, SEC etc).

I will like to also categorically say that a (promoters, proprietors, directors etc) should be mindful of their nature of business or objectives. Names like Education (NCE for Primary, B.Ed for Secondary and M.Ed for Post Secondary Schools), Advertising & Marketing will need APCON certification, Engineering or Construction will need COREN etc. There are more and others included.

Names like Marine, Sea Transport & any business on sea will need at least 25 million shares capital. Acting as trustees in a Limited will need 10 million shares, like that and so on.

The truth is that care must be the watchword when filling CAC forms, so as not to be on the queried side of the Commission.

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Please me before I commence registration.
My approved name is ENDYTECH MEDIA and the nature of business is MARKETING SERVICES:
should I proceed with the registration or search for another? I do not have any APCON certificate!

ojootaru:
Wikipedia is a No-Follow website ....

Does mean links are not used there sir.
When you make posts and I as an editor, reference your blog, it brings credence to your blog. The review process of my page that mention you means people will visit your blog for verification. Your link posted there as reference can lead people direct to your blog. Should I continue?

You know Wikipedia has millions of view everyday. For your blog to mentioned in it and a link to your blog placed in Wikipedia, it means a lot of traffic for you.

We are Wikipedia Editors and can make it happen for you.
The goodness is that, it is free.
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Someone said "with the rate at which things are moving, there may be no APC at the end of today".

That statement is beginning to look real.
Well, this is good for our democracy. The United States and Britain we copy, they don't have opposition parties as majority in their Congress and Parliament respectively.

Big up to Nigerian lawmakers, this is a win for democracy!

Offer still open

decatalyst:
The first bank response is like... "If you try this nonsense again"

More like, Shey omo age me in?

decatalyst:
The first bank response is like... "If you try this nonsense again"

Hahahahahaha. Lmao

Recall that Sterling Bank had taken to Twitter to post a rather "shady" comment against GTB, FBN, Union Bank and Access Bank.

Remember, Union Bank didn't even waste time to fire back.

BuzoDeGr8:
It's not necessary for some people!!!

That is very true. This message is only for those who see it necessary. Thanks for your input anyways.

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It is an encyclopedia, that houses almost everything you can think of. It is not a market place though, but one of the most credible sites where information about your brand, personality and service can be find. It takes a whole lot of things to get feature in Wikipedia.

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In the 5th picture, did any notice how Oga Lai Mohammed fold hand like farmers waiting for free fertilizer?

The very outspoken Governor of Ekiti State, Ayodele Fayose on Channels Television States that those wait for him after the completion of his tenure do so in vain.

It should be noted that Ekiti state is billed to hold Governorship election in July 2018.

Watch the video below








https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=PYLm_NRnaUI

front2line:
Some Igbos are too dull abeg.

This campaign of culumny you embarked upon in the last election without success is what you expect to win you the next election. Can't Igbos think outside the box? I hate when an entire tribe is filled with bigoted dullards.

Who be this M. U. M. U again?
Swerve abeg

[quote author= post=67954469]Okay, I'll try and check.
Thanks for the more juice![/quote]You're welcome.
Meanwhile, what happened to your BBQ &Grills? Looks like you traded it for "Zombiesm".
I must confess, you're doing a better job as a Zombie than bbqing!

What the hell were you thinking? Making barbeque when your talent is better used elsewhere, like arse licking

[quote author= post=67954374]THESE people and Propaganda sha!![/quote]Which people? That photo was shared by an ardent Buhari supporter on Facebook. Go search for the username and see his previous posts. It means he is proud that the young man was being beaten.

I sight you view mynd44 oya talk your mind and do the needful!

HOLYDICK:
If this tin make front page ehn!!

Quote me with ur cell no free recharge card (first 10 people)

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As shared on Facebook by the user Sagir Yana
The user claimed that the young man was beaten because he dared to say President Buhari will not win in 2019.
Lol!

Atiku Abubakar has lashed out at President Muhammadu Buhari on his statement that Nigerian youths are lazy. He said Buhari is neither an employer of labour nor has any connection with the youths.

Watch the video below

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/990199318329085952

scarramenga:
God no go let me share papa with dead nigga like you

I see what you're doing!
My father always tells me never to engage a pig in a fight in the dirt; that's its playground, but you on the other hand will get dirty.

So, I give up! You win Sir.

scarramenga:
Ask your father

You mean the one who screwed your moma?

kennygee:
Simple.

The banner is begging us not to let the clown get to that position.

Hahahahaha.
I'm laughing like I won a lottery. I feel from my seat.
You try o aunty for that joke. You will make a great stand-up comic act!

I have tried unsuccessfully to decipher what the title of this banner means.

If you understand, please share.

OneCorner:
how many times u don buy music instead of u downloading it

What you're saying is that Drake's songs are only bought and not downloaded free?