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NigerDeltan:
Saints are on the way to this thread

I can hear them murmuring

Lol.
Make them come

Samusu:
Someone's future wife and mother.


Tufiakwa

I'm a showbiz person and believe me, I have seen a lot worse!

Pridestorm:
I really enjoyed it!
Op keep using that opportunity to lunch your attack...... sooner or later you'll get Infected and your body go tell you as you mentioned.

Maybe you didn't see the irony at the beginning of my post.

iamJ:
Ugly girls

Fat girls


It's better to be gay than to look at these pics again

Okay. Now, I can't differentiate between this and gaybriel which one disgust me more!

QueenSekxy:
madboy

Hahahahaha.
.........man actually!

BTW, hope you ain't one!

More.

My Obsession for Slay Queens

An Irony
Keep slaying, we love when you do it. When you take in that shisha, we tap our friends and tell them how hot you are and want you. We will encourage you to drink and get high for us, so when we pound with our big cassava, you just scream "harder harder, faster, deeper" and won't feel the pains.

If you don't cook for us, we don't even care, after all, we have tastee fried chicken, Eltee Foods, tantalizer and the rest of them we can take you to. Fast food, it's our work o.

When you dress in that mini skirt, we love it, so we can be fingering you while driving in the car and even have a quickie whenever we stop in a cool place.

"Baby, I don't have strength to wash cloths". No wahala, straight to the laundry we go.

Everything has expiry date. When we have lost count of how many times the dick has dicked you, we move on to the next instagram queen, slayers, pepper dem gang crew, sexy mama and the boss chick queens.

Truth is, none of what we do to you or what you do to yourself is what we wish for a wife to be. Mbok, I don't have time to be thinking how my wife is slaying, with my kind of job that involves travelling almost every week and needs utmost confidence and secrecy. We need 1000 yards wife material, not 5 yards that you are.

We will leave you after the fun and marry the decent girl, who slays in Christ and dances one corner dance in the Holy Ghost. It doesn't matter where, but we will marry the homely wife. Keep slaying and watch time pass you by. Body go tell you.

Lalasticlala, come see your sisters.
Ishilove, come see your friends.
Myn44, come see your babes.
Reference: Fejiro Oliver

Before I proceed, let me say that I always have a thing for good but underrated Nigerian Artists. I am a lover of ''good music''. So I love people who make good music, songs that have deep rooted meanings and messages. At the forefront of this line is Olawale Ahimi, popularly known as Brymo. Others on the list include; Jesse Jagz, Asa, Bez, Cobhams Asuquo, Jonny Drille, Timi Dakolo and a host of others.

I have followed Brymo from 2010, when he signed for Chocolate City and have bought all his albums, which include;
Brymstone (2007)
TheSonOfaKapenta (2012)
Merchants, Dealers & Slaves (2013)
Tabula Rasa (2014)
Klĭtôrĭs (2016)
Trance (2015)

His songs are usually richly endowed and highly reflective. You hardly hear Brymo's song which has not important message.

DO YOU KNOW ME
In this beautiful rendition from the ''The Son of a Carpenter'' as he calls himself; DO YOU KNOW ME. Brymo has lend his voice to what people now refer to as FEMINISM; belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities.

Brymo, in the song under review, says that, a woman's behaviour, attitude or activity should not be sanctioned nor censored by her man, or any man as the case may be.
Society has so much placed restraints on a woman, especially, in Africa. Where a man can do whatsoever he pleases, but a woman must seek approval from her man; man here could be her father, brother or husband, before she could ever embark on her own ventures and adventures, else, she is termed ''Ashawo''.

I, like Brymo, think that a woman has an opinion and reserves the right to own her own money. Come to think of it, why would a man be scared of his woman growing? Unless of course the man himself is lazy and not growing!

Find the lyrics of the song below;

Fine girl put make up looku cake up drive around the lagos
Life no hick up you dey a way up turn on little vapor
She get her own she make a way, she wake up

She like a man wey go make her stay, she be boss
He say who you think say you are?
You no go act like a woman wey you be
She say I be woman
I get my opinion
My deminor, no be for your censor.
Eh! Mister mister 3x
Alakori Mister mister
Do you know me? 4x

Fine girl, get exposure get connection, Jo'bourg to Lisbon
Life no go slow na hin be your motto, ambition sexy no doubt
He say who you think say you are?
You no go act like a woman wey you be
She say I be woman
I get my opinion
My deminor, no be for your censor.
Eh! Mister mister 3x
Alakori Mister mister
Do you know me? 4x

Do you know me 7x
Shey you know me eh eh e.

You can download the song on your own. I can't share a link here because I do not want to promote a blog without pay.

TheArchangel:
Jonathan's budget remains same throughout. ?.wow

Wow! I had to go back to confirm your observation.
GEJ is a Hero.

falcon01:
from the first picture i can see they where alone on the pickup, and they are shirtless. maybe they tried escaping and the officer in the car goes scruuu kpa!!

The first picture, the Hilux was parked, surrounded by armed policemen. There is no way they could have escaped.
From the second picture, they were sitting at the police station, you can see the police colour from the background.
What is wrong is wrong.

BankeSmalls:
Are you saying that all those guys are robbers and kidnappers and you are very sure they are robbers and not regular guys picked on the street who refused to pay?

Great question.

beautyoftheLord:
I understand all that. But we can hardly sleep at night in Calabar. A robber caught on my street still had fresh bullets lodged in his back. Dressed with native herbs. The hell he was back robbing in 2 days. He himself already signed his death certificate when he decided to become an armed robber or a kidnapper.

Yea, I understand they perpetrate lots of evil and cause mayhem in Calabar.
I studied in CRUTECH and spent 5years in Ekpo Abasi, I know what you're saying.
However, my brother. This is a crime against humanity and must not be encouraged.

beautyoftheLord:
It's shameful but the robbers and kidnappers in Cross River are too ruthless abeg. They come to your house and no money they shoot you. Besides kidnapping in Cross River is punishable by death.

''Punishable by death'' means. The Judge will sentence them to death.
If you give police the right to kill suspect, knowing how the Nigerian police can arrest the wrong suspects, lots of innocent lives will be destroyed.

gidgiddy:
Quite shameful! When Kanu calls it the zoological Republic of Nigeria, people wonder why.

6 young men are arrested as kidnapping suspects. They are taken to the Police station and paraded still alive. The next morning, they Police executes all 6 and parade their dead bodies so that barbarians called Nigerians can come and cheer the police for doing a good job.

This is murder, but Im not surprised, it is Nigeria after all

My brother.
This is the height of shamefulness!

BEFORE I BECOME THE DEAD!
Countless times have I , in my daily hustle here in the FCT, been unjustly harassed and intimidated with my only offence being that I'm too fresh, thus, looking like a ''Yahoo boy''.

Countless times have the members of ''SARS'' unjustly pointed a gun at me and called me criminal for daring to ask why I was halted and why my phone is being searched.

I have kept quiet because, after all, DID THEY KILL ME?

The more silent I am, the more powerful the trigger happy armed ''forces'' become.

It is only a competent law court that can sentence one to die, unless of course you do so as a means of self defence which in this case, it isn't; As evident in the photos attached here.

They are innocent until proven otherwise!
#stop the extrajudicial killings! #give justice a chance!

stevespack:
Still available

How much?

Former Vice President of Nigeria, Alex Ekweme has died in a London hospitaal.

The former Vice President, who turned 85 in October, reportedly collapsed in his Enugu residence two weeks ago.

The former VP, was admitted at the Neurosurgery section of the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of the Memphys Hospital in Enugu before being flown out of the country ostensibly by an air ambulance.

Speaking for the family, Laz Ekwueme, the traditional ruler of Oko community in Anambra State, said the elder statesman “Dr Alex I. Ekwueme, GCON, was on Sunday 29th October 2017, admitted into hospital for a chest infection.

“It will be recalled that the former Vice President had a quiet celebration of his 85th birthday on the 21st of October 2017 in the company of his family members and he remained in high spirits up till his recent health challenges.

Ekwueme was the first elected Vice President of Nigeria between 1979 and 1983 in the Shehu Shagari administration.

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Dramadiddy:
I really wanna see that guy's face. let's hope the comments fit his appearance

You mean fit his appearance in the positive or negative way?

byemx06:
I love that #annoyingly good

byemx06:
the guy is intelligent honestly,
but is post on twitter is very bad I dnt xpect him to go da far.

It is either his nature or he craves so much attention with it.
Either ways, he is annoyingly good

LadySarah:
I noticed it though his comments sometimes cuts through tje heart.he knows alot of tinz like Ademusiwa of western Nigeria

Exactly.
He's intelligent, yet witty.

That guy is an encyclopedia.
His comments are all pun ridden and wrapped in ironies!
When he comments on a thing, try to read his comment with an open mind, you will see how ironical the comments are.

Following the explosion of our very own Nairaland troll, NwaAmaikpe on Twitter, which was featured on the Linda Ikeji Blog.
A Facebook user took to his profile to ask the question; ''Who else knows NwaAmaikpe?" His question was followed by funny responses. Seems our dear troll has acquired himself some popularity.

Now, answer the question; who is NwaAmaikpe?


Lalasticlala let people tell us who this troll is.

eagleonearth:
I dey find money you dey talk another thing.

Hahahahaha. I'm sorry brother. But isn't that the ''fun in life?"
Imagine we were all like Dangote, Otedola or Adenuga!
Just picture life from that angle!

eagleonearth:
Rich man pikin no dey flush their shit. Na maid work be that. That's bad training. You miss plenty things oo. Riding on bearings, playing football made of paper with coke and fanta bottle covers using sugar packet as post. Come see my thru pass that year. Did you fly kite? Did you ride car tyre to go and buy bread for your mum? You claim you don't boast but showed us pics of moet dispenser in U.S. shuoo. Park well jare

ManU will finish the good work Roma started in the life of Chelsea tomorrow

With 1.6m this 08 Accord below can be yours

Call 09077233842 or check my siggy for WhatsApp contact

How much for Mercedes Benz C240?

The one below. Not the Kompressor or 4matic!

Smellymouth:
Same erre Bro. Have a blessed and funfilled weekend.

You too bro

Smellymouth:
I am just being funny bro. I work as a shipping agent.
I do this just for fun and trust me bros, offline I am shy and reserved ..

Hahahaha.
That's okay.
Nice talking with you though.
It's a pleasure.

Smellymouth:
Axelrod, good morning.
I am based in warri..
Sorry I am replying your mention here. I got unfairly banned last night by the anti spam bot.
Cc: Lalasticlala..

Okay.
Are you a stand-up comic act?
Or you're just being funny?

I'm an MC, a professional one here Abuja and I tell you, yours skills(comic skills) are greatly appreciated here.

Smellymouth:
And my own fans are just busy blowing me breeze..

Na so I go surprise speed Darlington one day..
Baba just dey burst my brain with his music..

When I take a step, you hear Bang!
I take another step, you hear DangDang!!

I take another step, you hear BangDadaDang!!!
I'm not regular, I come through like…

Are you an Abuja based person?
If yes, try and reach me let's talk.
I may have something for you.

hyfr:
so you think it's better we start that style of government, it's going to be cool though. Anyone who faults in his post should be eliminated asap

Lol. They say the worst Democratic government is better than the best Autocratic/Military government.

With the turn of events in Nigeria now, I don't know what to believe.