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RomanceRe: My Experience With A Ghost by Ayandokun2000: 2:03pm On Nov 05, 2020
For y'all saying ghost no dey....Abeg erase that mindset ooo Ghost dey ooo, Ghost dey ooo I dey tell you
Na ur type no believe in charm
I've experienced both
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 5:32pm On Nov 02, 2020
Beverlyjean:
BBC will have their opinion but its not the same opinion as everyone
Yeah but do u think BBC's opinion is a single person's opinion....no, it's a collective opinion tongue
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 12:41pm On Nov 02, 2020
Beverlyjean:
U are posting crap...what they know messi fans for ( padding) u for add number of players dribbled... we are talking about the past 6yrs...from 2014 till date... u are showing me I get am b4 property...

Messi has been crap for the past 5 yrs...only winning la liga titles and cups...he is nothing but a domestic champion...someone that hasnt appeared in a CL final in 5 yrs going to 6 yrs ...u not serious ... in the last WC , he was a disaster ,could only score nigeria ( his usual opponent that he can intimidate) the last copa America, hu could only score on penalty and a red card ... even Lewandowski and modric have achieved more than him in the past 5 yrs... y wudnt he b winning golden boot yr in yr out when he understands the league more than any other player in that Spanish league...we are watching him this season .... the players that made him great in barca have all disappeared and he has switched to Argentina messi
If u like, cry from now till eternity.....it won't change the fact that Messi is ranked above pendu in GOATs debate
Ur opinion doesn't matter...if u can't cope with the fact, you can sue BBC because you know more than those who did the ranking or you can commit suicide instead cos I'm also feeling ur pain (I'll gladly supply you a carton of sniper)


Good day
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 12:37pm On Nov 02, 2020
Beverlyjean:
U are posting crap...what they know messi fans for ( padding) u for add number of players dribbled... we are talking about the past 6yrs...from 2014 till date... u are showing me I get am b4 property...

Messi has been crap for the past 5 yrs...only winning la liga titles and cups...he is nothing but a domestic champion...someone that hasnt appeared in a CL final in 5 yrs going to 6 yrs ...u not serious ... in the last WC , he was a disaster ,could only score nigeria ( his usual opponent that he can intimidate) the last copa America, hu could only score on penalty and a red card ... even Lewandowski and modric have achieved more than him in the past 5 yrs... y wudnt he b winning golden boot yr in yr out when he understands the league more than any other player in that Spanish league...we are watching him this season .... the players that made him great in barca have all disappeared and he has switched to Argentina messi
If u like, cry from now till eternity.....it
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 11:20am On Nov 02, 2020
Beverlyjean:
95% of what u listed still boils down to la liga

In the past six years ronaldo has won

3 league titles ( la liga and serie a)
2 copa de rey titles
2 super league titles( Spanish and Italian)
4 UCL titles
4 Uefa super cup
3 balon dor
2 fifa best awards
3 world club cup titles
3 uefa player of the year award
2 uefa foward of the year
5 global best player of the year
1 ESPY award best international male soccer player
1 laiga player of the year
1 serie a player of the year
5 uefa champions league top scorer
1 European cup title
1 Nations league title
1 Nations league top scorer
1st player to score over 30 league goals in the top 3 European leagues
1st Juventus player to score over 30 goals
I've said it earlier...you know nothing about football
You said Ronaldo won 4 UCL and it's super cup in the past 6 years....are you okay


And you're mentioning records instead of title and trophies
if it's record you want... I'll kill you with it


who has the most MOTM....(100 more than the second position)


Most Ballon d'Or awards: 6

Most FIFA World Player of the Year awards: 6

Guinness World Records title for the most official goals in a calendar year: 91 goals(2012)

Most goals in a calendar year (including club friendlies): 96 goals (2012)

Only player in history to score 40+ club goals in 10 consecutive seasons (2009/10 - 2018/19)

Only player in history to score 40+ club goals in 9 consecutive seasons (2009/10 - 2017/18)

Most appearances in the FIFPro World XI: 13 times (2007-2019) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Only player to score in 6 different club competitions in a season twice: 2011/12 and 2015/16

Only player to score in 6 different club competitions in a calendar year twice: 2011 and 2015

Only player to score and assist in 6 different club competitions in a calendar year: 2011

Most goals scored in Club World Cup Finals: 4 goals (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Most appearances in the top 3 candidates for the Ballon d'Or: 12 times (2007-2017, 2019) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Largest time gap between first and last Ballon d'Or awards: 10 years (2009, 2019)

Only player to have scored at three Club World Cups: 2009, 2011, 2015 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Most consecutive league matches scored in: 21 matches (33 goals)

First footballer ever to score consecutively against all teams in a professional league

Youngest player to win 2 Ballon d'Or awards: 23 years, 6 months and 18 days.

Youngest player to win 3 Ballon d'Or awards: 24 years, 6 months and 17 days.

Youngest player to win 4 Ballon d'Or awards: 25 years, 6 months and 15 days.

Youngest player to win 5 Ballon d'Or awards

Youngest player to win 6 Ballon d'Or awards

Most FIFA Club World Cup Golden Balls: 2(2009, 2011)

Only footballer to score 60+ goals in all competitions in 2 consecutive seasons (2011/12 and 2012/13)

MESSI EUROPEAN RECORDS

Most league goals in history across Europe's top 5 leagues: 444 league goals

Most European Golden Shoe awards: 6

Fastest player to reach 100 UEFA Champions League goals (123 games)

Most league goals for a single club in Europe's top 5 leagues 444 goals

Most official goals for a single club in Europe's top 5 leagues 634 goals

Fastest player ever to reach 300 goals in Europe's top 5 leagues (334 games)

Youngest player to reach 100 appearancesin the Champions League

Youngest player ever to score 400+ goals for a single European club (27 years and 300 days)

Most league goals scored in a season: 50 goals

Most goals scored in a season (club): 73 goals

Most goals scored in a year (club): 79 goals

Most hat-tricks in UEFA Champions League: 8 hat-tricks (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Most hat-tricks in the group stage in a single Champions League season: 2 hat-tricks (shared with Luiz Adriano and Cristiano Ronaldo)

Highest scorer in a UEFA Champions League game: 5 goals (shared with Luiz Adriano)

Only player to score in 23 different cities in the European Cup

Highest scorer in UEFA Super Cup: 3 goals(shared with 8 other players)

Most free-kick goals in UEFA Super Cup: 2 free-kick goals

Youngest player to finish as UEFA Champions League top scorer: 21 years old (2009)

First player to score 5 goals in a single UEFA Champions League game

MESSI SPANISH RECORDS

Most hat-tricks in La Liga: 36 hat-tricks

Most match wins in La Liga history 334 wins (at the time record was broken)

Most free kicks scored in La Liga: 35 free kick goals

First La Liga player to score 25+ goals in 11 consecutive seasons across all competitions

Only player in La Liga history to score 15+ goals in 11 seasons (did it consecutively) (2008/09 - 2018/19)

Only player in La Liga history to score 10+ goals in 14 seasons (did it consecutively) (2006/07 - 2019/20)

First player in La Liga history to have scored at least 2 goals in 100 matches

Most goals scored in La Liga El Clásico matches: 18 goals

Most goals scored in El Clásico matches: 26 goals

Only player in La Liga history to score 20+ goals in 8 consecutive seasons (did it consecutively) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Only player in La Liga history to score 20+ goals in 9 consecutive seasons (2008/09 - 2016/17)

Only player in La Liga history to score 20+ goals in 10 consecutive seasons (2008/09 - 2017/18)

Only player in La Liga history to score 20+ goals in 11 consecutive seasons (2008/09 - 2018/19)

First player to score 25+ goals in five consecutive La Liga seasons (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

First player to score 25+ goals in six consecutive La Liga seasons (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

First player to score 25+ goals in seven consecutive La Liga seasons (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

First player to score 25+ goals in eight consecutive La Liga seasons (2009/10 - 2016/17) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

First player to score 25+ goals in nine consecutive La Liga seasons (2009/10 - 2017/18) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

First player to score 25+ goals in ten consecutive La Liga seasons (2009/10 - 2018/19)

Only player to score 40+ goals in two consecutive La Liga seasons (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Most trophies won in Spanish football: 33 trophies

Only player to score in 6 Spanish Super Cup editions: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2016

Only player to score in 4 consecutive Spanish Super Cup editions: 2009-2012

Most goals in Spanish Super Cup Games: 17 goals

Most away goals scored in La Liga history

Leading goalscorer over a season in home games: 46 goals (in 2011/12)

Leading goalscorer over a season in home league games: 35 goals (in 2011/12)

Leading goalscorer over a season in away league games: 24 goals (in 2012/13)

Leading goalscorer in the second half of a league season: 28 goals (in 2011/12)

Most opponents scored against in a single season: 19 (2012/13) (Shared with Cristiano Ronaldo and Ronaldo)

Most goals scored in La Liga in a season: 50 goals in 2011/12

Most goals scored in La Liga in a calendar year: 59 goals in 2012

Most La Liga hat-tricks in a season: 8 hat-tricks (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Most league matches scored in in a single season: 27 games (2012/13) (Shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Most home league matches scored in in a single season: 16 games (in 2011/12)

Most away league matches scored in in a single season: 15 games (in 2012/13)

Youngest player to score 200 La Liga goals: 25 years

Most consecutive La Liga matches scored in: 21 matches, 33 goals (2012/13)

Most consecutive away league matches scored in: 13 matches, 20 goals (2012/13)

Most hat-tricks in El Clásico matches: 2 hat-tricks

Most assists in La Liga: 183 assists

All time highest goalscorer in La Liga: 444 goals

Youngest player to reach 250 league goals

First player to score 40+ goals in 3 La Liga seasons (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)

Best goalscoring ratio in a La Liga season (at least 20 games played): 1.44 (46 goals in 32 games in 2012/13)

MESSI BARCELONA RECORDS

Most free kicks scored for Barcelona: 45 free kick goals

All time Barcelona top scorer in all games: 665 goals

All time Barcelona top scorer in official competitions: 634 goals

Barcelona top scorer in La Liga: 444 goals

Barcelona top scorer in European competitions: 118 goals

Barcelona top scorer in international competitions: 120 goals

Most hat-tricks in official competitions for Barcelona: 48 hat-tricks

Most hat-tricks in La Liga for Barcelona: 36 hat-tricks

Most hat-tricks scored for Barcelona in a single La Liga season: 8 hat-tricks

Most goals scored in a single Champions League season: 14 goals (2011/12)

Most goals scored in Derbi Barceloní (Catalan derby): 12 goals

First Barcelona player to be La Liga top scorer 3 times

First Barcelona player to be La Liga top scorer 4 times

Most Champions League trophies: 4(shared with Xavi & Iniesta)

One of 2 players to have scored in 6 different official competitions in one season (Copa del Rey, La Liga, UEFA Champions League, Spanish Super Cup, UEFA Super Cup and FIFA Club World Cup, completed on 4 January 2012) (shared with Pedro)

Only player to have scored and assisted in 6 different official competitions in one season (Copa del Rey, La Liga, UEFA Champions League, Spanish Super Cup, UEFA Super Cup and FIFA Club World Cup, completed on 12 January 2012)

The first Barcelona player to surpass 30 league goals in 2 [consecutive] La Liga seasons

The first Barcelona player to surpass 30 league goals in 3 [consecutive] La Liga seasons

The first Barcelona player to surpass 30 league goals in 4 [consecutive] La Liga seasons

The first Barcelona player to win 2 European Golden Shoes

The first Barcelona player to win 3 European Golden Shoes

The first Barcelona player to win 4 European Golden Shoes

The first Barcelona player to win 5 European Golden Shoes

The first Barcelona player to win 6 European Golden Shoes

The first Barcelona player to surpass 50 goals in a season

The first Barcelona player to surpass 50 goals in 2 seasons (did it consecutively)

The first Barcelona player to surpass 50 goals in 3 seasons (did it consecutively)

The first Barcelona player to surpass 50 goals in 4 seasons

The first Barcelona player to surpass 50 goals in 5 seasons

The first Barcelona player to surpass 50 goals in 6 seasons (10/11, 11/12, 12/13, 14/15, 16/17, 18/19)

MESSI ARGENTINA RECORDS

Argentina all-time top scorer: 70 goals

Argentina all-time most assists: 42 assists

Most goals scored in CONMEBOL World Cup qualifiers: 21 goals (shared with Luis Suarez)

First Argentina player to score against the other 9 CONEMBOL countries

Most goals scored in friendlies: 34 goals

Most goals scored in one FIFA World Cup qualification: 10 goals

Most goals scored in a year (national team): 12 goals (2012) (shared with Gabriel Batistuta)

Youngest Argentina player to have scored at the FIFA World Cup Finals): 18 years and 357 days old in 2006 against Serbia and Montenegro

Youngest player to have reached 100 caps in CONMEBOL history (27 years, 361 days old)





is this what you want.... I'm done with you
Now u can go back to the kitchen
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 9:25am On Nov 02, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Answer the question
if I fail to answer you, you'll think you've won and since u don't know anything about football... I'll plainly highlight some major (not all) achievements for u
4x laliga
4x copa del rey
2x Spanish super cup
1x UCL
1x UEFA super cup
2x balloon d'or
1x FIFA men's player of the year
1x club world cup golden ball
1x UEFA men's player of the year
1x champions league forward of the season
3x laliga player of the year
4x laliga highest goals scorer (including great numbers of assists, hope u know that)
3x European golden shoe
2x UCL highest goal scorer
4x top assist providers
laureus world sport award (first and only player to win it)
And series of record setting and record breaking blah blah blah
Everybody (even Ronaldo fans) knows that Messi has more achievement than Ronaldo (both individual and collective)....u can still display ur ignorance by still arguing with that. Don't ask me any question further, u can always consult ur "GOOGLE"



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_career_achievements_by_Lionel_Messi


You can check the link above to cry more....since u asked for it
oya cry me an ocean
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 10:22pm On Nov 01, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Answer the simple question...what has he achievedhuh Ronaldo has achieved way more ( double and triple) what messi has achieved in the past 6 yrs
Double u mean?
Are u seriously asking me this question?
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 11:54am On Nov 01, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Y are u calling others...y not mention his eternal rival... what has he achieved in the past 6 yrs apart from la liga ??
C'mon go back to the kitchen
Do u even watch football?
Google is ur friend
And if u care to know.... Messi has achieved more than ur goat in the past 6 yrs




why am I even arguing with a woman sef
RomanceRe: Death Threat: My Girl Has Threatened Me Twice by Ayandokun2000: 5:50pm On Oct 30, 2020
Sit her down and talk to her about it and see her reaction if she meant her words

Tell her you can't continue the relationship (tell her you're afraid for ur life in case of little argument that may lead to disaster) in order to see her reaction if it's meekly or full of violence....then you'll know if she truly meant her words (Do this in a safe place where there is no dangerous objects like knife....abeg ooo)
RomanceRe: But Why Are London Nigeria Females So Rude? by Ayandokun2000: 5:24pm On Oct 30, 2020
This attention seeking idiot again...SMH when will you receive sense? when?
RomanceRe: Apart From KuliKuli,TomTom,MoiMoi,. What Other Word Do Nigerians Say Twice? by Ayandokun2000: 12:55pm On Oct 30, 2020
ràndàn ràndàn dobo dobo kóló kóló (fox) rada rada
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Barcelona UCL (0 - 2) On 28th October 2020 by Ayandokun2000: 4:27pm On Oct 28, 2020
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SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 5:33pm On Oct 27, 2020
FKMagazine:
From this record, C. Ronaldo is the greatest of all time
Very simple
Highest goals scorer ever
And highest champions league cup winner ever
Highest goal scorer ever u say?....pele, bican and romario says hi

Highest champions league cup winner u say?.... Paco Gento is passing by

will u go back to ur cave perv!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Marseille Vs Manchester City : (0 - 3) On 27tg October 2020 by Ayandokun2000: 5:25pm On Oct 27, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs FC Midtjylland: UCL (1 - 0) On 27th October 2020 by Ayandokun2000:
Klopp and his stupid ways of gambling
Hope it doesn't end in premium tears
SportsRe: Pele Ranked The Greatest Footballer Of All Time By BBC Poll, Messi 2nd by Ayandokun2000: 4:41pm On Oct 27, 2020
For y'all saying Pele shouldn't be on the number 1 spot, do you think it's easy to win 3 world cups?
I see a lot of people shouting UCL up and down.... which one is easier and more prestigious
UCL or WORLD CUP?
RomanceRe: My Babe Don't Like Sex Much by Ayandokun2000: 11:18am On Oct 27, 2020
Give me her number let me give her 3months training, by the time she returns to you.... you'll keep on thanking me till eternity
RomanceRe: by Ayandokun2000: 10:45am On Oct 27, 2020
This attention seeking modafucker again...SMH
clap for urself, u got the attention already *walks away*
RomanceRe: How Well Do You Know That Nairaland Moniker?? (photo) by Ayandokun2000: 10:38am On Oct 27, 2020
StacyO:
fokosobo sad
Fokosobo is the abbreviation of "fi oko si obo" it means " fi (put) oko (dick) si (inside) obo(pussy)

in short it means put dick inside pussy (fokosobo)
grin
StacyO:
fokosobo sad
Fokosobo is the abbreviation of "fi oko si obo" it means " fi (put) oko (dick) si (inside) obo(pussy)

in short it means "put dick inside pussy" (fokosobo)
RomanceRe: Which City Has The Most Big Booty Women In Nigeria? by Ayandokun2000: 6:39pm On Oct 26, 2020
TheCork:
Correction sir...
Am a Londoner..I have moiney..I get women..I hav women

Kenplay is a in that Nigeria ...ain't gots moiney...cant afford women...cant get women!!!(big differense sir) angry
Believe this modafucker at ur own peril....old nigga can't even spell correctly. My niece in primary school spells better than this MF
RomanceRe: Pretend This Is Google And Search For Anything. Someone Will Reply You. by Ayandokun2000: 10:48am On Oct 24, 2020
Fidelismaria:



how can I







suck my own dick?

That's the easiest task on Earth, massage ur dick till it erects fully, look for a sharp knife, cut it off and put it in ur mouth then start sucking it. when you're done, stitch it back with needle and thread so that you can repeat the process to suck it another day

Note; before u cut it, tie it around the base closest to ur pelvic region in two places, now cut it in the middle of the places tied so that u won't lose blood from ur body and the chopped off dick (so that it'll still be filled with blood and won't go flaccid during the process)
Good luck, have fun bro
RomanceRe: Pretend This Is Google And Search For Anything. Someone Will Reply You. by Ayandokun2000: 12:54pm On Oct 22, 2020
does fati2001 really like dick or she's just pretending all this while
PhonesRe: How Do I Track My Phone That Got Stolen? by Ayandokun2000: 12:03am On Oct 21, 2020
Thazard:
Hi guys,

My phone got stolen,I really need that phone. It's my life.Please help me track the phone, I'm ready to give you all information.

Please heellllppppp meeeeee!

I beg you. I'm typing this with a friend's phone.So I won't be able to read the comments till noon when I would have access to his phone again.
I can see a lot of ignorant people shouting "you can't track a phone in Nigeria" or "it's not worth it (expensive)"
Here in kwara state... it's just 10k and the culprit will refund ur money after being caught, all u need to do is to make a report in the police station and pay but u must provide the phone's IMEI number
max of 2 weeks, you'll get ur phone back
Do this and thank me later
Note; I've tracked two phones before... using this method
CrimeRe: Photos From #EndSARS Protest In Ogbomosho, Oyo State by Ayandokun2000: 9:41pm On Oct 10, 2020
Khaligraph:
Lautech is just one school. Go to warri, abraka, benin town and see for yourself.

Both old and young.

Yahoo is legal in those places.
okay....whatever that makes you sleep at night
CrimeRe: Photos From #EndSARS Protest In Ogbomosho, Oyo State by Ayandokun2000: 9:29pm On Oct 10, 2020
Khaligraph:
Wrong sir. Warri and Benin hold that title.
You need to wake up from ur dream sir
it's as if u no know LAUTECH
Warri abi garri.... whatever and benin never start learning work sef, I dey tell you
CrimeRe: 10-Month-Old Girl Dies After Being Raped By Her Father In US (Photos) by Ayandokun2000: 1:47pm On Oct 08, 2020
saaphiere:
Never leave your girl child with any man be it her father.
Are u dis stupid? stop disgracing ur family (father) publicly na
I Know you'd have started hating urself for making this statement, next time always think before u talk
well....let me leave it for the people below me to finish ur ass
stupid idiot
PetsRe: Meet My Indoor Rottweiler - Khal Drogo by Ayandokun2000: 7:35pm On Sep 30, 2020
k2money:
That is a photoshop of caucasian not Rottweiler
you're wrong bro it's a Photoshoped pic of Tibetan Mastiff
EducationRe: My Experience Schooling In Ukraine As An International Student by Ayandokun2000: 2:57pm On Sep 28, 2020
Saltybear:
Ouch..

It's painful to read these weak attempts at Insults but it's okay..

Looking at the fact that you are the uncontested bend down select clothing ambassador I must give you some credit.

Alright I am bored of this exchange.

Go away, and pls stop using over sized bras , they show how saggy your boobs are...

Have a great day aunty

Cheers
Bros you need to see a psychiatrist
what has she said that warrants all this display of ur madness??
what she said is quite true tho cos I didn't read all the write up and am sure many didn't either
EducationRe: Tertiary Institutions That Have Released Bulletin For Resumption Of Activities by Ayandokun2000:
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TravelRe: Truck Plunges Into Epe River In Lagos, 2 Corpses Recovered by Ayandokun2000: 6:02pm On Sep 26, 2020
aylive02:
Whats wrong in this chat?
Someone is older than ur older sister by good 8yrs of which your sis will be like 2yrs older than you if not more....so automatically she'll be like 10yrs older than you and you addressed her as "HEY" and you even slammed her name on her head (na naija we dey no be america na...u fall my hand OP)
las las na help u need and ur pride screwed you up
in summary.... EVERYTHING IS VERY WRONG
learn some manners

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