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RomanceRe: Any Weird Thing About You?? by Ayandokun2000: 10:56pm On Nov 21, 2020
If I tell someone that something(bad) will happen to him/her out of anger, it's 80% sure it'll happen.... since I noticed that, I used to take caution in speaking in annoyance

Another weird thing about me (don't really know if it's weird)...I hate it when people place their arm across my shoulder, I hate it with passion, I used to tell anyone that does that to me to remove their hand that I hate it, if they refuse (some silly friends), I can hit them with any fucking thing I get my hands on at that particular moment



And one thing about my mum anytime I follow her to market is that if she buys something or attempting to buy something from someone. Immediately, people will start flooding the seller's shop and start buying things, sometimes my mum wont be attended to on time due to lots of people trying to buy something at a time

Even if the seller never sell anything since morning, immediately my mum buy something from that person, he/she will start selling heavily.... one woman told my mum she do prefer it if my mum be the first to buy (even ordinary pricing, as long as my mum touches her stuff) something from her in the morning that she used to make huge sales that day, on several occasions
RomanceRe: Any Weird Thing About You?? by Ayandokun2000: 10:28pm On Nov 21, 2020
Haryoife:
Okay mine is not like being a weirdo though
Wheever I Go to a new place or somewhere I've never been to... Immediately I do something I have this feeling of I've done this thing in this exart place before...
It's called DEJA VU...it happens to me too and if I narrate it to others the way u narreted yours, they'll say it happens to them too, I think large percentage of people do experience it

The funniest thing in my own situationn be say... atimes when I try hard to remember when that particular scenario happened before repeating itself, sometimes I'll remember it was in my dream
RomanceRe: Any Weird Thing About You?? by Ayandokun2000: 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2020
Olatundeawo:
Wherever i go i always resemble some1.if u nd i are friends 4some time people dat dont knw us b4 wil ask are we related.stil luking 4some1 2 decode dis.
Not only u bro
It used to happen to my mum often... sometimes she will be sad (she thought maybe she's a spirit of sort without her knowing...akudaya in Yoruba),

Infact, one of her bro called their mum (my grandma) that what did my mum came to do in Lagos that he saw her on bike while he's in his shop and very sure she's the one and she couldn't stop by to greet him (her brother)... meanwhile my mum is in ekiti

Somebody accused her that she greeted my mum in sososo place and she didn't answer... meanwhile my mum never left house that day

Sometimes some random woman will greet her like a familiar person they've known for a long time, one woman even started a mini conversation with her one day like that, expecting my mum to flow along but my mum was just confused until the woman quickly asked...are u not sososo person's friend, my mum said no

And lots of coincidence like that sha

I find this ordeal really weird
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Son, Bobby Jr Dies At 28 by Ayandokun2000: 10:12pm On Nov 20, 2020
bhella10:
Wikipedia is written by humans. I mean a bomboclaat like you
So you're better than those scientists who carry out researches and experiments on cannabis/marijuana/weed and classified it as DRUG

You've shifted from monkey sperm to cow urine
You're doing well cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Son, Bobby Jr Dies At 28 by Ayandokun2000: 3:29pm On Nov 20, 2020
bhella10:
Weed is what I say it is, not what some random bumboklaaat tag it
Wikipedia is a random bomboclaat?

Damn...this dude is high on monkey sperm
RomanceRe: Bestgore Dot Com Is Dead. by Ayandokun2000: 1:41pm On Nov 20, 2020
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Son, Bobby Jr Dies At 28 by Ayandokun2000: 1:27pm On Nov 20, 2020
bhella10:
Bruh weed is a herb. Are you a bumboklaaat!? You answer is key.
Are u disappointed now? cheesy

CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Son, Bobby Jr Dies At 28 by Ayandokun2000: 1:07pm On Nov 20, 2020
bhella10:
Slawormiir hype weed not drugs. I'm a weed user myself, I mean real weed and not it's variants like SK, loud, Colorado et al. Weed never harm nobody instead it gives you wings and good health good appetite. Try weed you'll see. Thank me later.
Are you saying that weed hasn't lead to death in one or two ways?
Are u telling me now that if u see cocaine u won't smoke it or ingest it in other forms, since it serves the same purpose as weed (alters ur physical/psychological state)...ur answer will also determine if you're also not a coward


And for the the record.... what is cannabis/weed/marijuana if not drugs?

Always do ur research before spilling words in public forums

PEACE!
RomanceRe: Woman With Only Penis Gets Pregnant (photo) by Ayandokun2000: 12:42pm On Nov 20, 2020
Silentgroper:
i hope u did let her knw dat bringing my mom into all of dz was very uncalled 4.
She can't just wake up and bring ur mom into this if you had stayed in ur lane (not saying what she did is good)

But remember....For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction

PEACE!
RomanceRe: Woman With Only Penis Gets Pregnant (photo) by Ayandokun2000: 12:39pm On Nov 20, 2020
Silentgroper:
Are u lyk her?..

p.s dz is nt me trying to shame u
Actually no... I'm a man

And if I'm like her, what's the big deal (no be God's creation?) and there is nothing to be shameful of!

We Africans needs to be civilised for God sake
RomanceRe: "Dont Spoil My Make Up Oo"–Bride Tells Groom On Wedding Day (video) by Ayandokun2000: 8:08pm On Nov 19, 2020
moneyshop:
See her face like unprescribed medication.


Wedding day suppose to be joy like a graduate day. The day I graduation with First classes in English Languwage, I was very joy as if that was my wedding day.

The girl is not love the guy probably
U graduated with first class with this ur English...chai, this life no balance atall grin
RomanceRe: Woman With Only Penis Gets Pregnant (photo) by Ayandokun2000: 8:05pm On Nov 19, 2020
Silentgroper:
Bt my mama aint an anomaly or shud i say abomination like u, weirdo.
Why are u guys being harsh on her?
If u can't cope with her thread, u don't need to open it to spill nonsense, at least she's making sense (to me, don't know about others)
Must u bully everyone?

This is the typical example of rejection and bully she made mention of in her previous thread (if u guys could do this to her on a faceless forum, I can't imagine what you guys will do to her physically)

I don't see a reason why you should hate on her, afterall everyone is free to express his/her perspective/emotions/thought, blah blah
Just let her be for God sake


Why will you call her an abomination....so pathetic, u need to apologize to her (if she's not strong enough to handle ur statement, do u know the implication of what u just said, it may lead to depression thereby leading to suicide for some, pls let us be mindful of what we say to others), words cuts deeper than sword
RomanceRe: Woman Tattooed Herself From Head To Toe – Including Her Private Parts (photos) by Ayandokun2000: 7:23pm On Nov 19, 2020
jamiudarex:
Boss man
Agba, I hail ooo cheesy
RomanceRe: Why The Hatred By 80% Of Males On Nairaland Romance Section Against Women? by Ayandokun2000: 6:36pm On Nov 19, 2020
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RomanceRe: Woman Tattooed Herself From Head To Toe – Including Her Private Parts (photos) by Ayandokun2000: 6:33pm On Nov 19, 2020
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RomanceRe: Should I Just Give Up And Move On? by Ayandokun2000: 6:32pm On Nov 19, 2020
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HealthRe: Fire From Lantern Burns NewBorn Baby In Calabar (Graphic Photos) by Ayandokun2000: 6:12pm On Nov 19, 2020
For y'all saying it's poverty that's making them still using lantern, the answer is capital NO...it may not be for the purpose of producing light at night.

Lantern is used to treat/heal the abdomen of babies in some ways I don't need to explain (ask ur mum/granny)
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Son, Bobby Jr Dies At 28 by Ayandokun2000: 6:06pm On Nov 19, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad
"Too bad" kee you there

Shebi u dey always hype drugs and weeds say ein good, why u con turn ur back now?

This life sha.... that's human being for u

To all the real niggars out there, tread carefully because it's those modafuckers hailing you that will say bad about you when you're in 6ft underground
A word is enough for the fool
RomanceRe: Who's Comment Irritate You More On NL by Ayandokun2000: 12:19pm On Nov 18, 2020
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had This Kind Of Experience In A Bus Or Night Class. Share Your Ex by Ayandokun2000: 11:32am On Nov 18, 2020
RomanceRe: Lesbian? by Ayandokun2000: 11:25am On Nov 18, 2020
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Break Up Wit A Londoner? by Ayandokun2000: 11:16am On Nov 18, 2020
This eleribu OP again...SMH
RomanceRe: My Girl Use To Command Me To Dress Her Up After Sex by Ayandokun2000: 2:09pm On Nov 17, 2020
miracood:
Bro ur own better

My babe go even tell me to baff her after sex angry

Mtcheew
BUSTED!!!!!

Another nigga with big hairy balls claiming to be a vagina fellow
CelebritiesRe: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by Ayandokun2000: 1:34pm On Nov 17, 2020
slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Ogbeni calm down....and appreciate her beauty..slim and beautiful
You dey see that girl so....if she sit down ontop you during coitus ehnnn...slim girls like that will soak and wet your dick with all sorts of vaginal fluid....both sticky, foaming. Slippery and watery fluid..if she is on leggings ehnn..her camel toe is gonna be too beautiful...slim girls like this have no vaginal odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vaginal
Na this kind girl I go arrange for you if I meet you..I go tie weed or use weed cook indomie and beans for you after that i go book hotel for you then arrange enough bottles plus two beautiful slim girls like this for you...
Everyone can't be wayward like you, so be mindful of what you say to others.... everyone's got different perspective of way of life


You're literally pissing him off....next time think before u talk
CelebritiesRe: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by Ayandokun2000: 1:30pm On Nov 17, 2020
Righteousness89:
Why not wear pant and snap and upload for us to see and hail u..
This reply is EPIC...I love this
EducationRe: Share Your Experiences Being Flogged in Secondary School by Ayandokun2000: 2:52pm On Nov 13, 2020
If u attend FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE IKIRUN and made it out alive....No hardship can be tough for you

Kamardeen only God will judge u wherever you are, u won't go scot-free
RomanceRe: How Do You Sleep At Night? by Ayandokun2000: 9:27pm On Nov 09, 2020
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RomanceRe: My Experience With A Ghost by Ayandokun2000: 8:20pm On Nov 06, 2020
mezico96:
Lets hear your story sir
The first experience

The experience I wanna talk about happened to my mum when she was small
She and her friends were coming back from the farm around 12 noon back in the 70's, they met a woman (family friend) hurriedly going to somewhere, They greeted the woman but she didn't answer (just focused on were she was going). They concluded that maybe she's late already to where she was heading to (maybe that's why she got no time to answer them)
On getting home, my grandma disclosed to my mum that the woman in question died around 8am....For y'all that will be saying my mum is giving us lamba, if u care to know... she's a Deaconess



My own experience
I was sitting in our sitting room one fateful afternoon, I was deep in thought (not sure if I was hallucinating but i remember clearly that I wasn't dozing or sleeping)
The next thing I saw was the image of a dead relative (paternal grandmother that lived with us before her demise ) passed by and entered the wall... immediately, my eye clear
I told my mum about it and she was like she has also withnessed her precence before mine



The one I've experienced and 100% sure of is off the topic (witnessed charm with my naked eye, they didn't know I was peeping �)

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