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HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 2:57pm On Feb 10, 2016
@Fruitfulvine360: congrats dear sis, may u carry to term IJN.

Oluwadamelola: It is well with u sis,thank God u knw the kinda hubby u have so dnt let his harsh words get to u. Just do all necessary test, so u can also know what's wrong then I trust mamas here will advice accordingly.

As for me AF is trying to surface and if it does am going the herbal way dis cycle.
#imustconceiveandcarrymybabiesthisyear#
HealthRe: Lagos Hospital Allowed Baby To Die, Dumps Corpse Near Waste Bin - Family Member by Ayauche(f): 5:14pm On Feb 09, 2016
hyrene46:
This is outrageous, the hospital should be closed down and should serve as lesson to others.
I support this idea. This is really sad.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Minor For Raping, Impregnating Pupil by Ayauche(f): 11:19am On Feb 08, 2016
sauceny:
It was her step moma dat discovered the pregnancy...Which she was meaning to keep shut,until it was discovered "she claim its a rape"
Dnt mind her, which kain rape? Both of dem never knew it was gonna result to pregnancy and as it is now, none of them is bold enuf to own up to the situation that's the reason for the whole lies of rape and seduction. Na who dem wan fool, shey we adult abi wetin.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 8:16pm On Feb 07, 2016
@Pweetiebabe: I rejoice with u sis, the devil will never rejoice over us in Jesus name.
HealthRe: OMG, How Unprofessional?! Molested By Male Doctor Who Fondled Her Boobs?!! by Ayauche(f): 1:03am On Feb 07, 2016
U wasted time nah, as u noticed he wasn't doing the right thing u shud ve gotten up, u even saw him smiling, I swear I will give him a very resounding slap, that way no1 loose and I will get home and tell my hubby straight.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Ayauche(f): 12:15am On Feb 07, 2016
Na where he for woo u b4? For ur papa house? So if someone u dnt knw admires and likes u, he will start asking for directions to ur house just to come woo u? Girls being lying since 1706.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 5:26pm On Feb 06, 2016
Happy Weekend mamas, plz has any1 heard of fertility boost and given it a try? So much good testimonies online 4rm dem. Just wanna knw b4 I go for it.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 8:00pm On Feb 05, 2016
Fvine: God bless u my sister cos I dnt knw what I said wrong and I dnt knw why she's drinking panadol 4 another person's headache.
Mumihaja abeg make dem carry their marketing skills comot here, any1 dat needs it knws where to go. Dis thread na TTC.
Pweetiebabe how are u feeling now dear.
Rozeeb how far?
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 12:04pm On Feb 05, 2016
Ayaayo:
@Ayauche my darling miss u too o, na this oke no let us see the other oke's. I have been very busy at work and also wanted to air myself of this ttc palava, it was seriously getting to me ni jare.

the ministry is moving on to BFP in Jesus name. ciao!!!
My sister dis TTC palava no be small oo bt I know lagbara oluwa pe ope ni gbogbo e ma ja si in the end
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 10:53am On Feb 05, 2016
Adetunrayo:I usually feel dis way too but during ovulation. My DH too was told to use manix & vit E, tho it improved a little & then I was told to blend ginger& garlic,for him to take with pap but the smell of that thing no be here as it turned all my fridge upside down.
Pweetiebabe: e fit be ovulation cramps bt I dnt knw if that kind of thing exist cos I do get such pains at times 4rm CD9 sef.
Ayaayo welcome back sis bt u need to explain why u ve been MIA. Tsquare welcome sis, u were both greatly missed.
Tuto: I dnt ve ur chance at all.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 10:36am On Feb 05, 2016
legendsmother:
After all d msg on d thread about d said moniker u still dey inquirehuh Na wa what can we do to avoid some people from being scammed sef? D hand writing is written boldly yet! People will still fall prey, Beware from starkid it goes to show u don't read d threads na wa oooo
Infact ehh I just wonder
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 12:09am On Feb 05, 2016
Rozeeb I will advise u go back to ur Doc if the pain is that intense plzzz and its just CD18.

Foe123: Na now u come and u said u told ur hubby all these? Listen dear nobody holy pass oo, I knw u wud ve asked 4 forgiveness 4rm the depth of ur heart and God has ans, dnt allow that thought to torment u, rather visit a good hospital and carry out all necessary test and scan and be very prayerful cos there's nothing God can't do.
Make I rush go see with my eyes 4 preggy zone.
FamilyRe: Discipline: Funny Things Kids Were Beaten For Back In The Days by Ayauche(f): 11:44pm On Feb 04, 2016
[quote author=tunnyl post=42625149]TYPICAL REACTIONS OF YORUBA MOTHERS TO THE OP WOULD BE:

1. Crying after being beaten.

"*Slaps the child on the lips and say " FEM FEM"

2. Not crying after being beaten
"Esu ni omo yi o" *starts to beat the child again*

3. Crying without being beaten

Wipes the child a dirty slap and yells "Egba melo ni mo na e to tin ba enu jE ehn!?"

10. Singing after being admonished
*Gets angry and flings slippers at the child* "ehn eeehnn oya kpadawa nbi bayi"

11. Not greeting visitors

*Taps the child on the head* "Iwo omo alayi leko yi"

12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.

*Taps the child on the head* "ole oloju kokoro, to ba kpe ko to wole lo ni siyin"

14. Refusing to eat.
*Sneaks up on child and wipe him three powerful combos of cane fayi! fayi!! fayi!!!* "Oya bere sini je ounje yen ni siyin siyin"

19. Fighting with your age mate and losing
*kilode talk na e. *child replies* *parent disappointed* gives the child heavy knocks on the head* "ode ni e okponu, oya nisho nibe Jo"

21. Eating too slowly
*knocks the child* "jeun kia abi Iwo loma fo abo ni"

22. Eating too quickly
*gives the child heavy abara(back slap).* "ole!. WO bi o shey shey enu bi ti kpekpeye, on jehun bi eni ti ogba ojo iku"

26.Stumbling and falling when walking...*lifts the child up* dust him up* mutters incoherent sounds* Gives the child continuous tapping at the back Of the head while reapeating. "Mo ti ni ki o ma WO ile to ba NRI ode okponu boo boo lagutan WO".

Hahhahahahahhaah abeg ooo shey u wan kill me with laff?
FamilyRe: Discipline: Funny Things Kids Were Beaten For Back In The Days by Ayauche(f): 11:38pm On Feb 04, 2016
danidee10:
Our parents were really tough grin
Nna ehhh those days weren't easy at all
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 6:01pm On Feb 04, 2016
Pweetiebabe I asked after u ooo, how are u feeling now my sista.
I understand that feeling of urs about ur preggy friends. Last week the 2 of my neighbours born, 2 of my friends born and a younger cousin, I was very happy 4 dem but I started feeling so sad, unhappy infact DH sef noticed but wetin person go do than to turn to God in prayers during this weird moments. It is well.

Rozeeb how far with the Doc, give us feed back now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Confused: Got A Better Paying Job A Month After I Got A Job by Ayauche(f): 5:22pm On Feb 04, 2016
prico32:
It will really hurt him & I value relationship more
Then stay with him, was also in ur shoes but I chose to stay where I was cos like u, my boss is very understanding, appreciative and evryday I learn a lot 4rm him as he doesn't hesistate to put me thru new things.
RomanceRe: We Aren't Married But He Wants These From Me by Ayauche(f): 5:07pm On Feb 04, 2016
That's why they always say" what u can't finish don't start" am sure the babe initiated all these in the beginning nd if nt when u did it the 1st, 2nd u shud ve told stopped there and look for reasons to tell him so he will knw its nt his right yet.
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Turns Crippled Begger To Promote Upcoming Show (photos) by Ayauche(f): 10:58am On Feb 04, 2016
papawemba:
He is such a foolish fellow for condescending so low to promote a show.

He is mocking those fellows.

May he become real cripple in whatever name he worships.
Ah ah Papawemba are u for realhuh?
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 8:01am On Feb 04, 2016
Gudmorning wonderful mamas.
@Rozeeb: what CD are u? Cos I experienced dis kind of thing in Dec or Jan cycle the week I was expecting AF and was praying it shud be baby inplantation instead I saw AF after it was late for like 6days, tho can't explain what happened dere at all.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 10:15pm On Feb 03, 2016
Redeemed:
@foe123, I receive that prophecy in JESUS MIGHTY NAME. It shall come to pass and not be aborted in Jesus name.
Everybody help me shout Amen!!!!!!
It is well with you dearie, the joy of the lord is your strength.
Amen, Amen and Amen. So shall it be 4 u and for us all in Jesus name.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 5:05pm On Feb 03, 2016
foe123:
Abeg no day talk about honey moon, my mate don carry bele u day talk honey moon. I no one hear am again I beg. This kin honey moon no sweet.
My dear na true beegurl tell u, ur marriage is still in the honey moon stage and urself is still young, 4rm my view u are adding stress and unnecessary anxiety to the whole situation. Swthrt relax, one step at a time and all will fall in place.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 1:20pm On Feb 03, 2016
Hotmomma infact the kpekus na like say our lives depend on it ooo. Even when e no be ovulation period sef, u go dey kpekus dey go to see if miracle go happen.

Foe123: He just want to know the reason why u haven't conceived yet and to be sure that all the faults are 4rm u and can use that to hunt till thy kingdom come. Just pray and do all necessary things so u can conceive on time cos if a hubby starts with dis kain leg I dnt knw what to say. It is well.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 11:50am On Feb 03, 2016
Aghaibiam welcome to the family. Calm down plzz. I can't answer this but relax, sabi mamas will surely come and ans u wella or better still see ur gynae.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Ayauche(f): 11:46am On Feb 03, 2016
Mamas una no go kill person with laf, see as I dey laff alone inside office ehhh.
Mumihaja,Safe06 dis una definition of kpekus na quench oo.
Pweetymii abeg u sha satisfy DH with different styles.
Sabi mamas una too much.
Ahmanim congrats dear sis, wish u a stress free 9months. Am next in line in Jesus name.
Pweetibabe I dey hail u ooo.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Two Thieves Tonight :-- by Ayauche(f): 11:01am On Feb 03, 2016
finalboss:
hmmm.. but if na me ..we go drag m there.. dem nor go collect 5kobo
Na mouth u get. But OP na because u get muscles sha and baba God dey ur back.
Car TalkRe: Woman Kills Eight In Lagos With LandCruiser by Ayauche(f): 1:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
There is no perfect driver anywhere, what happened to her cud have happened to any1. She pressed the accelerator instead of the brake and got confused immediately, its nt like she's a learner sef. We all just need to be prayerful that's all.
FamilyRe: Is There Any Risk Sponsoring The Education Of A Girl You Want To Marry? by Ayauche(f): 1:15pm On Feb 02, 2016
[quote author=emerged01 post=42442027]Help her if you have the resources but don't be hopeful you will marry her. Don't do it for her,do it for God. Just don't expect anything good from her in return to prevent heart attack.

U already said my mind. A perfect advice.
FamilyRe: 11-years Without A Child Only To Find Out My Wife Has Been Aborting Our Baby by Ayauche(f): 8:28am On Feb 02, 2016
fbtowner:
If I am in your shoes.


I will just hold the evidence. And. Burst out to have a child with a lovely lady who is ready to have a child with me.


I know some ppl won't agree with me

But. Op. The woman that can do that for 11 year. Don't dear try to change her. If u want to see your child in no time.



Some ppl are just good to leave in confusion



Now the work here is to make sure she didn't get to know about your new wife and child
I totally agree with u if this story is indeed true cos I really find it difficult to believe that a woman wud be pursuing career 4 11yrs and keep on aborting her babies. I wouldn't even care if she gets to knw abt the new wife.
FamilyRe: See Face Of Man Who Battered His Wife & Inflicted Deep Cut On Her In Lagos(pics) by Ayauche(f): 8:22am On Feb 02, 2016
Philadelphia:
Why don't I feel so sorry? It's simply because some women would be advised severally before marriage but they still won't listen. They would say "I love him". Did she not court this guy for some time to find out his behaviour?
#Ayaftaya for some women o.
Why are u talking dis way nah, if u are married u shud know there's a big difference between courting and marriage and during ur courtship period, its only what the guy wants u to knw that u will knw. Pple can hide their true behaviour my friend.
FamilyRe: See Face Of Man Who Battered His Wife & Inflicted Deep Cut On Her In Lagos(pics) by Ayauche(f): 8:20am On Feb 02, 2016
jordyspices:
Abeg Wetin dey mean by he goes to bedroom with other men
Are u a learnerhuh

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