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CelebritiesRe: I Will Like To Insure My Hips ----- Mercy Johnson by ayettymama(f): 9:14pm On Apr 10, 2010
^^ lolz thats the point dear grin

on another note

i will never forgive mercy for that HIDEOUS white dress

can someone shoot the following people pls;

everyone that saw it that morning

the person that sold it to her

all her friends

her boyfrend

her hairdresser

her stylist

and last but not least

the person that took the foto!
FashionRe: Which Cream And Soap is Best Suited For A Fair Lady by ayettymama(f): 9:12pm On Apr 10, 2010
fair and white soap cream, lotion. fade cream whole shebang

trust me u will come back and testify!!!

then i will demand commision grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: 1,300 Join Facebook Protest Over Pastor Ashimolowo's KICC Church by ayettymama(f): 9:09pm On Apr 10, 2010
this will sound terrible
but i will say it anyway
the church isnt for losers
it will help losers to come out winning
but if ur all for bein an average person with an average mind and average lifestyle
the church isnt for u
people need to stop complaining
if ur church is catered to the average- ur pastor should and will be average
KICC is not!- the church is meant to raise leaders- not losers
and the lifestyle of the pastor must reflect that- otherwise i will say he's lying!
soo continue wetting yourself because the man is succesful
spread the word! appreciate it!
thousands will still flock in every sunday
and pastor matthews pockets (and mine grin grin) will continue to grow!
CelebritiesRe: I Will Like To Insure My Hips ----- Mercy Johnson by ayettymama(f): 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2010
lol ebony unno i will never refer to u like that!! no dont get me wrong luv kiss kiss kiss

but u cant blame me some of the things i read here

'gosh'!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men In U.k Not Get Along With Jamaican Women by ayettymama(f): 9:02pm On Apr 10, 2010
madlady why are u upset??

what hasnt anyone heard about jamaicans??

@post ur wrong- you couldnt be more wrong if u said lady gaga is african

they dont 'not get along' any more than ghanians get along with nigerians

the jamaican stereotyping however stems from the fact that most 'ignorant' africans seem to guess they are all 'yardie'

wiv the pineapple hair and extreme style!

i dunno abt the sex ebony how many jamaican women have u had sex wiv??- pure affman get sex ed from anyone they meet abroad

dont matter where they come from!

a jamaican can be the classiest or razziest person u eva meet!
CelebritiesRe: I Will Like To Insure My Hips ----- Mercy Johnson by ayettymama(f): 8:56pm On Apr 10, 2010
mercy has a body that the women in hollywood pay for!
have enuff respect for this woman- truth is
she works hard and is good at what she does

beyonce can dance around on nickeolodeon in a leotard and butt pads and shes perfect
mercy flaunts her God given assets and shes called all sorts!
didnt mariah say the exact same things a couple a yrs ago??

abeg mercy go insure am joo power to u
if i keep conversin with morons im  gonna need to insure my brain too!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: New York Baybay Nigerian Reunion ******UPDATE***** by ayettymama(op): 11:07am On Apr 08, 2010
ok- now go and hang yourself
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Wants Orisa Worshippers To Visit Yar’adua ! by ayettymama(f): 6:35am On Apr 08, 2010
wales:
“There is a kind of insolence going on around the precincts of Aso Rock and, as privileged groups are now allowed to see him[b], I am going to send an application as a follower of Orisa demanding that Sango worshippers also want to see him now,” [/b]he said.

He then alleged that the president is a victim of spousal abuse and referred to him as President “Yar I do or die”.
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

that shizz is funny

sango ke?? ayelala nko?? wat of ogun?? sopona?? oya??

the gods will not be very happy about this!!1lol

spousal abuse?? whats he on abt?
TravelRe: Nairobi Photos (kenya): A Beautiful East African City by ayettymama(f): 6:27am On Apr 08, 2010
It is very pretty

i wonder is it tourist friendly??

or is it like nigeria grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Makes Fresh $5m Pledge To Haiti by ayettymama(f): 6:12am On Apr 08, 2010
chukwudi01:
200,000 people killed in less than a week tends to focus the headlines, but it's improper to imply that our government doesn't now, or hasn't always, made Nigeria the first priority in funding.
no its not
if we were a priority we as citizens will very well no it!
were not
do u think theres areas in nigeria that dont look worst than haiti does now??
im not sayin as a country we shouldnt help
but it needs to be said, the govt has paid this more attention than the problems we have in nigeria
im sorry to say but in this case- charity really should begin at home!
people are being slayed like goats in parts of nigeria
what has the government done or said or pledged to that?
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Take On Divorce? by ayettymama(f): 5:45am On Apr 08, 2010
hmmmmm
if someone doesnt want to forgive cheating nko
the bible doesnt say u have to
cheating isnt merely a situation to forgive and forget
its a wakeup call to what u have as a spouse
soo those of u thinking of quoting trespass passages after betraying ur marriage better think twice
if it leads to divorce theres no one to blame but yourself
and the spouse can move on freely without sin or shame
then again i never pray for such and wont pray on it for my enemy

but hearing u men talk sometimes puts me off marriage alltogether

id rather join a grp a culture that believes cheating is an unforgivable offence and the person deserves whatever comes his/her way!
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by ayettymama(f): 5:17am On Apr 08, 2010
i should get some work done now!

all i really wanna do is watch fashion shows in paris!! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Do U Like In A Man's Body? by ayettymama(f): 5:15am On Apr 08, 2010
looool!! queen ur too mush!
FamilyRe: I Won't Circumcise My Baby Boy (If Any) by ayettymama(f): 5:14am On Apr 08, 2010
*shrugs* apart from religion and tradition i think male circumcision has benefits

its more hygeinic, its not a neccesacity u circumcise him if u dont share religous or cultural beliefs about it, socially ive heard enuff stories to put me off an uncircucised dude- plus the idea of it smelling?? i dont think so

some say why

some say why not

female circumcision is unnecasary and unhealthy- theres nothing good abt cutting off a womans focal place!
Music/RadioRe: I Am Ashamed Of Naija Retarded Music by ayettymama(f): 4:57am On Apr 08, 2010
its the beggining part of that video that gets to me
like a screamer

yeaaa yeaa yeaaa!
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Do U Like In A Man's Body? by ayettymama(f): 4:53am On Apr 08, 2010
madlady:
^^^See your mouth, your too sarcastic grin grin grin
lolz

u soundin like my cuzin

im a pro at pissin people off with sarcasm!
RomanceRe: Should i be worried that he's cheating? by ayettymama(f): 4:51am On Apr 08, 2010
violent:
He sleeps around doesn't mean he doesn't love you and that he loves you doesn't mean he's the best for you.

Truth is one of every hundred guys {don't ask me where i got my figures from} will love to screw around even though they have a partner they care about!. . . am not saying this is an act of responsibility its just a plain reality check!

Talk to him about commitment and long term plans, you will know if he's really ready for that or he's just looking to have a good time!

You snooping on his stuff is an act of misplaced trust on your part, just come out of the shell and ask him!. . . . most guys watch pórn anyways, i bet more than 90 percent of guys do!
wow wow wow wow wow i wont even say anything

daduke2k:
D pics dont count, but u nid 2 talk 2 him though.
double wow



@poster

if thats what you wanna hear- and your cool with it- move on and stop complaining

truth is if you ask him anything- he'd either lie to you

or he'll lie to you

or hell say thing like; 'all men cheat' 'all men watch porn' and 'all men store naked photos of thier ex gf's'

are u honest?? are u faithful?? do u think u deserve more?? or are u the type to snoop thru a mans things all day leaving u drowning in a pool of you own insecurities??

6 mnths, thats nothing trust me- women stay 6yrs even after pregnant ex's bra's and thongs behind the radiators, random love bites and ladies leavin saucy messages on a regular

u can either swallow it and continue or free urself and move on. . .
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Do U Like In A Man's Body? by ayettymama(f): 3:09am On Apr 08, 2010
lolz

wat did i do??
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Do U Like In A Man's Body? by ayettymama(f): 12:31am On Apr 08, 2010
lolz

nobody wants to be injured!!!

im just wonderin if some women want smallies too

u need to give some of these dudes confidence!
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Do U Like In A Man's Body? by ayettymama(f): 12:21am On Apr 08, 2010
why is everyone sayin big cock??
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doesnt anyone want a small cock??

why?? im just wondering?? lolz
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ayettymama(f): 12:18am On Apr 08, 2010
Poor Lil' Rich fiddi

*sighs* my first love!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest***** by ayettymama(f): 12:14am On Apr 08, 2010
luiz ur profile picture

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: New York Baybay Nigerian Reunion ******UPDATE***** by ayettymama(op): 4:45pm On Apr 07, 2010
animals are trailin me

must be my jlo!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaanyways!

gt soo much work to do i mite not be able to check alot

platti hlp me take ova pls
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Involved With A Pastor by ayettymama(f): 8:50pm On Apr 06, 2010
good for you

when you finished coloring

i hope it fills ur heart with joy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Involved With A Pastor by ayettymama(f): 8:28pm On Apr 06, 2010
ok

i hope it makes u feel better anyways

i see th epleasure u derive from it
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Involved With A Pastor by ayettymama(f): 7:38pm On Apr 06, 2010
she didnt come to you for lawyering niether did she ask u if she's a spade

no- its obvious her type is honest, she coulve kept quiet like most of u do- she didnt

your type on th eother hand, unno- the holier than Jesus institution, the gathering of virgin mary's- sadduces and pharises, sharia judges and such is probably another story!

Your soo obsessed with it i'd think youve done it yourself before??

what did i hear abouit people that talk others down to make themselves feel better??

she should have done this she should have done that

did she sound like she needed advice from you??

did she come crying for ur forgiveness??

abeg drop matta joo- u no very well ur not perfect
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Involved With A Pastor by ayettymama(f): 7:21pm On Apr 06, 2010
tpia your throwing judgements

and u no your not perfect

situation has come and gone

Jesus himself wouldnt lament as much as you

your suppused to listen and LEARN

phak sAKE

no wonder u ladies are washink your arses with alum and dividing no of previous sexual partners by 2

its difficult to be honest in a society full of hypocrites!!

kmt


some people now if u open thier closets ull be amazed at the number of cadevers that will fall out!
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Involved With A Pastor by ayettymama(f): 7:13pm On Apr 06, 2010
sojuicy:
I recall your father being particularly sumptious when he banged me on his cocoa farm under the hot African sun!   grin  I kept on returning for more!  De bobo "ting" too dey sweet-o, kilode!  kiss   No wonder he produced a genius like you that can't read.

Stop reading more into a statement than is actually there.    You are getting particularly embroiled in this. I have moved on from this event. I posted to say, yes, it happens. Never assume a man of the cloth is above sexual misbehaviour. I see myself as neither innocent, nor guilty. I am not seeking your approval. It would actually bother me if you approved of me in any way, as your view on life is so blinkered and ignorant and one sided. You generate so little interest in me that I cannot even recall whether you are male or female. But I would hazard a guess that you are female and you feel you must voice your unsolicited opinion on this because you are afraid that one day, it may be your husband with his hand up another lady's skirt. You are nothing but a self-righteous hypocrite.

So, you've been trawling through my contributions at the Sexuality forum, so you can remind yourself how perfect you are? (stealing your employer's time and resources to surf on the internet? I am self-employed and can do as I please). Are you green with envy that I dare to have a voice, and am not one of those fast girls that shoves allum up in her hole in order to fool some poor trusting guy that she is a virgin after she's bedded every man that's come her way?  If my experiences in life upsets anybody, too bad.  My friends come to me and discuss things with me that they would not discuss with any one else, because they know I am not going to judge, even if I don't like what they've done.  Why don't I judge?  Because life is not black and white.

Because sometimes when you're at the naming ceremony for that beautiful bouncing baby boy and the beaming parents, what you may not know is that the man is firing blanks and to keep up appearances, Boniface, the recently sacked house-boy, was seconded to provide the seed.  (I knew a born again christian couple where they'd been married for years with no kids.  I knew her and thought butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.  Then she had a baby.  Then I became friends with a local boy on her estate who always went strangely quiet when she drove past although she would look straight ahead.  The first time she saw me talking to him, she did a double take as she knew me well.  When he began to talk about a friend of his who felt he had been used by a married woman just to get her pregnant.  One day I asked him directly and he admitted it was him and he was sure the baby was his).

Because sometimes, when you watch that commanding, dignified articulate woman with beautifully applied make-up, delivering a keynote lecture and standing tall amongst her peers, what she cannot tell you, or anybody, not even her mother, is that she dreads going home that night, because every time her husband touches her, he gives her an STD.  And if she refuses his advances, she will need even more make up to be able to venture out at night.

Because that stuck up girl you knew at University who always looked at any man that spoke to her as if he'd been excreted from a dog's rear end, is bottling up the knowledge that from the age of ten, her father paid regular visits to her at night to "tuck her in". And by the time she knew that what he was doing was not natural, the shame of looking her mother and every one else in the face. Because even if they don't blame her for allowing it to happen, she will always be damaged goods. And the stigma would follow her and her children and her children's children.  So silence is best.


Progress will always stare people like you in the face and be just out of your reach.
gatdayuuuum

real talk!
FamilyRe: Interracial marriages - Issues by ayettymama(op): 7:02pm On Apr 06, 2010
youd be suprised!!

the blck women dont make noise abt them!

david bowie has been married to iman for God knows how many yrs!

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