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when she refuse giving you that pussy because you can't send her just 100 card. That's how broke a guy can be.

Brugo:
Even when she takes advantage and hits him because he is a gentleman? That's simplistic.

Don't mind him.

1. LOVE

2. UNDERSTANDING

3. MONEY : Yes money, whether you like it or not there's a correlation between a relationship and money.

Caseless:
Truckpusher, since your blood de hot dis morning, just take this one gum body.

chisooooooos, this guy na badt guy.

Beamborla:
Lolz... good morning.
Hope you slept well

yeah dear, i thank God.

Morning guys, please let us forget about this timetable stuff for now and wait till whenever they chose to release it.

Hmmmm Beamborla are you here?, morning o.

Tomfrench:
baba where u come enter....i find you tire today

I was here and i voted for Agarawu23.

loosing yesterday is far better than today.

Evening guys, how was ya day?

men must stop beating their wives unnecessarily lalasticlala move this stuff to front page let people see.

men must stop beating their wives unnecessary. lalasticlala move this stuff to front page let people see.

Nljega we cannot continue with you, infact you are partial, you are trabilistic, i say we cannot continue with you.

Nljega just like Maurice Iwu.

Nljega Don't give people 76 76 again o. We don't need draw match.

Agarawu23 Agarawu23

I can't beat my girlfriend no matter what, thank God she always understand when ever we are not on same page and apologize.

1. It makes her less attractive.
If you’re like most men, you’re with your girl
because you think she’s hot . Uppercuts, drop
kicks and karate chops leave behind cuts,
welts and the occasional broken bone. Unless
you find black eyes and smashed teeth sexy,
you’ll have difficulty getting an erection after
you’ve given your girl a good working over.
Hypothetical reversal: If you have a spare
phone book, you can place it over her stomach
so your fists don’t leave any marks. But who
has a phone book these days?
2. It keeps her from performing her
womanly duties.
In order for your girl to cook, clean and please
you sexually , she needs to be in top physical
condition. If you injure her while slapping her
around, she won’t be able to serve you as
well. For example, it’s difficult for a girl to
make you a sandwich when her arm is in a
sling, or for her to go down on you with a
broken jaw. By sending her to the hospital
every time she folds your underwear the
wrong way, you make it more difficult for her
to get it right in the future.
Hypothetical reversal: If you have a large penis,
dislocating your girl’s jaw might lead to a
more pleasurable Mouth Gig.
3. It’s time-consuming.
Because men are physically stronger on
average than women, virtually every man has
the ability to beat the stuffing out of his girl if
he wants. Even still, disciplining a girl
takes effort. Depending on how much your girl
has irritated you, you may have to spend hours
chasing her around the house with a belt.
That’s time you could be using to do
something more productive, like playing video
games or alphabetizing your Joni Mitchell
albums.
Hypothetical reversal: Your life is so dull that
smacking your girl around is the highlight of
your day.
4. You can hurt yourself while beating
her.
While physically assaulting a girl is something
almost every man can do, you run the risk of
injuring yourself in the process. She may be a
frail little female, but her bones are still hard
and her nails are still sharp. You also might
accidentally get some of her blood on your
nice clothes.
Hypothetical reversal: Beat your girlfriend in the
nude.
5. You might go to prison.
If you’re caught beating your girl, you can be
arrested and thrown in prison for years. This
will seriously impede your ability to make
money, drink quality craft brews, and hook up
with sluts. Additionally, other prisoners might
decide to relieve their sexual tension by using
your rectum as a Fleshlight. Many states have
“must-arrest” laws when it comes to domestic
violence calls, meaning that it’s almost certain
that you will be hauled away.
Hypothetical reversal: If your girl loves you
enough, she might drop the charges.
As much as some girls really deserve a slap
across the face, giving her a shiner is not a
good idea. I hope this article helped explain
why inflicting short-term pain on your girl may
result in long-term pain for you . So long as you
don’t confuse punching and kicking with
spanking your girlfriend to discipline her and
show her her place, you’ll be fine.

Ladies and gentlemen, my fans follow me please.


I VOTE AGARAWU23
CC NLJEGA

Stancity:
so i can vote for more than 1 candidate?

Yes sir, just modify and add agarawu23 abeg sir.

Jesssssss my mb ooooo.

Broooks:
Now these are the Nairaland members with the highest number of likes on their profiles.

NB: Seun_ - 1000 and something

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9) Naijaboiy » » 348 likes

10) Ireneony » » 345 likes

Have you checked my profile?

Stancity abeg try modify ur vote add agarawu23 abeg sir.

agarawu23:
ayima pls modify
use your signature alone lala may ban you . he as warned us about campaigning in FP pls be fast

Sorry i didn't get the info on time.

Hello guys, please voting have started and here is the. https://www.nairaland.com/2403058/mr-nairaland- contest-2015-final please just go there and type I VOTE AGARAWU23 then u copy NLJega. Thanks guys.

Hello guys, please voting have started and here is the.
https://www.nairaland.com/2403058/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-final please just go there and type I VOTE AGARAWU23 then u copy NLJega. Thanks guys.

adeh39:
Lol..... So u wan dey do shakara for me abi

Noooo, i like what you said na.

adeh39:
Cool jare

Hope you will support me today?

I know that we are e-fighters but abegi forget that side, make you support us.......... Na beg I dey beg oooo

Nice one.

adakoleagbenu:
e tire me o,they may be too lazy to start going thru our biodata

That's called academic laziness.

adeh39:
Ayima I sight you o
How are you doing?

Am fine dear and you?

Still scanning my brain on who to support. I hope i do that before voting starts, my fans get ready.