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Romance / Re: When A Girl Is Dating A Guy Who Is Not Ready For Marriage by ayo111uk(m): 11:27am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Who paid you to write that...maybe the guy is still studying the lady.... |
Romance / Re: How She Brought Her Friend To Our Hotel Room And Regreted Knowing Me by ayo111uk(m): 12:18pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
I was hoping you will say you do them both. |
Health / Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by ayo111uk(m): 10:14pm On May 03, 2015 |
The symptoms you just described are for Chlamydia or more worst Gonorrhea. The good aspect of it is that you noticed it throught your symptoms because must people expecially women do NOT have any symptoms - both are curable with a SINGLE tablet. The worst part it could have been HIV!!!!!!! Go to a GUM clinic for check and use condom next time if you not sure of the woman. |
Car Talk / Re: Six (6) Important Vehicle Documents Police, FRSC & VIO Will Always Ask You. by ayo111uk(m): 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Which one be - Certificate of Road Worthiness. Do they enforce that? I don't think so! |
Family / Re: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by ayo111uk(m): 6:04pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
You should be happy she want to leave. Don't be Pharaoh, or else you will be in TROUBLE. BIG TROUBLE. |
Nairaland / General / Bad Weather by ayo111uk(m): 9:46pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
All am seeing in the news is this bad weather that will start at 0100 up till 0900 tomorrow in UK. May God protect and help us. Amen. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Good Things Nigerian Do by ayo111uk(m): 6:10pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
* Nigerians are Happy People. The first thing anyone who comes to Nigeria will tell you is that, in the mist of hardship and suffering, Nigerian always take it upon themselves to be cheerful. Fela’s Song, “Suffering and Smiling”, best describes the Naija folks. * You can visit a neighbour without first calling on the phone for invitation. Come do that for UK you will wait at the door till you go back home unless you very very lucky. * We are caring - When the parents grow older, the grown up sons and daughters are willing to take care of them at all cost. It’s their responsibility and they are not complaining. * We are discipling - Your mum can slap the hell out of you. And you will do nothing about it. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by ayo111uk(m): 6:21am On Aug 10, 2013 |
zeelo2014: u're in traffic waiting for the light to turn green,then the second its green,everyone starts blaring their horn like crazy,y not fly? Government should charge motorists for blowing of horn sef. Lol! Nice one. l think they use horn in Nigeria, than brake! |
Nairaland / General / Good Things Nigerian Do by ayo111uk(m): 6:12am On Aug 10, 2013 |
l know Nigerian do annoying things, but what about the good things they do..... Don't forget we once a happy nation which l think we still are. |
Family / Who Owns The Man? by ayo111uk(m): 4:20pm On Jun 08, 2013 |
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife? ARGUMENT: Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr Wife: He sucked mine, sucks mine and will continue to suck mine (past, present and continuous tense mama) Mother: I carried him for nine months. Wife: He was only 3.5kg when u carried him. so whats d big deal? I carry him every night and he is now 85Kg compared to when he was only 3.5Kg Mother: He passed between my legs. Wife: Hahahaha, He only passed there once, he passed, passes and will continue to pass mine till death do us part.. WHO OWNS THE MAN? |
Properties / Re: Best Two Reasonable Independent Quotation Get 15000 Naira Each by ayo111uk(m): 9:52pm On May 28, 2013 |
Thank you am expecting it. |
Properties / Re: Best Two Reasonable Independent Quotation Get 15000 Naira Each by ayo111uk(m): 9:13pm On May 28, 2013 |
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Properties / Re: Best Two Reasonable Independent Quotation Get 15000 Naira Each by ayo111uk(m): 9:10pm On May 28, 2013 |
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Properties / Re: Best Two Reasonable Independent Quotation Get 15000 Naira Each by ayo111uk(m): 8:43pm On May 28, 2013 |
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Properties / Best Two Reasonable Independent Quotation Get 15000 Naira Each by ayo111uk(m): 8:35pm On May 28, 2013 |
l will like an independent quotation for a proposed four flats of two bedroom each. The attachment is the plan, foundation, and german floor. As you can see have done it up to german floor, therefore the quotation should carry on from there. Am based in the UK and will be coming home soon to continue. The quotations will be as follow - 1, Up to lintel. 2, Decking 3, Then up to roofing- aluminium roofing. Please please to qualify email me your quotation, my email is ayo111uk@yahoo.co.uk Serious business - you help me l help you. For your information l have my contractors and engineer!!!!! I DO NOT WANT AN EMAIL ASKING ME TO UPDATE MY BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!! |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 3:46pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Morayo747: Nice one brother. Am a Train Driver myself, so l don't think am useful for your firm setup, but l did studied Accounting with Managemet at University in case you need an Accountant lol. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 11:12am On Apr 27, 2013 |
ayo111uk: You guys is still at this thing. Please stop. Justwise why don't you accept Morayo747 drink offer and settle on this issue. You guys should open a law firm. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 10:42am On Apr 27, 2013 |
You guys is still at this thing. Please stop. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 5:42pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Morayo747: Most of my peeps live that way..Woolwich, Thamesmead etc.. You know how it is South East. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 5:18pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Morayo747: Chadwell Heath. Yourself? Enjoy your posh area. l wan go Nigeria ooo! If you be minister son hook your brother up ooo! |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 5:03pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Morayo747: Chadwell Heath. Yourself? Greenwich SE |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 4:23pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Morayo747: I think you meant in the reverse here this is exactly why they will waste a whole load of your time if you ever overstay your visa anad go back home to Nigera to regularise your stay. I never said it wont be possible what I said is you do not have to take the risk and leave the UK having already committed an immgration offence that puts the offender at their mercy. You go naija o. You remain here o you will eventually get the spousal visa. But where would you rather be whilst awaiting the outcome of the application? This has been my point all along. I will no longer respond to this post. Thanks. Agreed. Na where you dey for UK self? l like this forum lot of learning. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Omo Alata: The will deport you and your British wife! Haha! UK is not smiling anymore. The Right to Family life has been abused for too long and is meaningless now. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 3:33pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
justwise: Justwise V Morayo747 l agree d with Justwise on this issue because, what Morayo747 was saying on this issue is like telling a thief to go and identify his/her at a police station. Obviously the thief will be release at some point if lucky but before that the thief will be be punished. |
Travel / Re: Help! My Sister And Her Husband Want To Remain As Illegal Immigrants In Uk by ayo111uk(m): 3:16pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
jennykadry: I guess they did not carry out their research properly before leaving Nigeria. Asylum ke! Who dey pursue am? Boko.... They known that Nigerian are enjoying. |
Properties / Certificate Of Occupancy by ayo111uk(m): 5:39pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Please my people how much and how long it takes to process Certificate of Occupancy in Ogun state. Thank You. |
Travel / Re: Arik Air Ticket Agents Scam by ayo111uk(m): 11:29am On Apr 01, 2013 |
lfa fa ni lapo ya!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Travel / Re: Arik Air Ticket Agents Scam by ayo111uk(m): 11:26am On Apr 01, 2013 |
BA or Virgin, go to the counter pay my fare and collect my ticket end of story. Sorry about that though. |
Business / Re: Youngest Billionaire Still Bikes To Work by ayo111uk(m): 5:51pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Philolos: Na wa ooo. |
Business / Re: Youngest Billionaire Still Bikes To Work by ayo111uk(m): 5:49pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Philolos: Nice write up. Haven't done the research up to that level, all l know is we brush shoulder to shoulder at London Bridge station. Money good sha! |
Business / Re: Youngest Billionaire Still Bikes To Work by ayo111uk(m): 4:19pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
What is big deal about that? Probably trying to exercise. London Mayor ride bike to work. l will like to see Fasola do that. Ha ha! |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Favourite Wise Words? by ayo111uk(m): 7:36pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
In life, sometime when you are walking, you actually going faster than he/she that is running. Ayo. |
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