₦airaland Forum

You guys are jokers on this forum, l can't stop laughing. G-String, shimmy ... l guess the poster got the point now if he doesn't want to explain why he look like someone that is not well.

General Garicks: What of after dispensing, you check your pocket and you dont have enough money to pay

You leave your car and go find money. Don't even try and do a runner with your car without paying!

speedyboi: You dispense it yourself doesn't imply that the meter hasn't been adjusted. Are you a learner?

Am not a learner boi! Just trying to answer your question boi. The thing (pump fraud) full everywhere - get rich or die trying.

manny4life: Why aren't there filling stations where drivers dispense fuel themselves? Just asking

We dispense it ourselves here in London.

Ile Alayo

YES and NO.

YES - with God all things are possible.

NO - there is a Yoruba saying that says: won le gba iyawo ole, but not the child!

At Poster - why stressing yourself in Lagos as you on holiday. Why don't you relax in your nice apartment and be controlling things from there!

Hello young lady, you were wrong accept it and anyone that support you probably want your marriage to break or better still snatch your husband (if they know you).
1. Disobedient - the man specifically asked you to do something, you did otherwise.
2. Marketable - am sure you've told him this, which makes you irresponsible and unpredictable. If some guys have been toasting you with heaven and earth they will only used and dump you.
If l may ask that is if you respond - do you have kids with your husband?
Would you prefer your husband to start eating from outside? Take care of your home

In terms of using slang Nigeria is rated second behind United State.
The phrase regarding GARRI actually mean - Is All Good - Nothing Spoil.
GARRI gang should come with good business idea that will further reduce GARRI price.

l like this Forum as some of your comment make me laugh. You landers no send anyone.

1. Nelson Mandela.
2. Bill Gate.
3. That first man in Moon that just passed away.

CrazyMan: From your posts, its obvious that you're a teenager.

So I wonder why a boy like you would be so intrested in relationships when you don't look like someone who is matured enough to handle the responsibilities associated with it.

Have you also considered the fact that you could get her pregnant in your so called romantic stuff?

Have you asked yourself if you're financially ready to become a father? Cos if that happens, and it may I'm sure you won't hesitate to start another thread on Nairaland seeking for advise.

Finally, I would suggest that you maintain a brother sister relationship with her until you're matured enough to at least get a room and a reasonable job.

Good luck.

Brother and sister ke. Ere kin ni aja ba ekun se!

Poster - have you ever heard about this proverb: wan le gba iyawo o le, but not the children.

I like the Ade and Emeka part. Ade in Woolwich yes, but not sure about Emeka.

14. ayo111uk(m): Quote Post
The time of your arrival will determine mode of transport but, l will suggest cab for your relaxation and comfort. It should take around 30mins and cost between £30-£40.

By your talking you should be able to visit some nice cloth shops in west end, just get off at Oxford Circus tube station - you can not miss the shops there.

There are lot of must see sites one of them been the Buckingham Palace ..... You could google attractions yourself depending of your taste of attraction.

There are some clubs on Old Kent Road eg KFC/Prince of Wales you will see Nigerian there.

Food is not a problem as there are lot of Nigerian Restaurant in the SE area such as Woolwich, Deptford and if you don't mind Peckham. Don't know much about NW area.

For phone get a T-Mobile pay as you go sim card I think for BBM is £5.

Ladies full everywhere.

Save trip.

The time of your arrival will determine mode of transport but, l will suggest cab for your relaxation and comfort. It should take around 30mins and cost between £30-£40.

By your talking you should be able to visit some nice cloth shops in west end, just get off at Oxford Circus tube station - you can not miss the shops there.

There are lot of must see sites one of them been the Buckingham Palace ..... You could google attractions yourself depending of your taste of attraction.

There are some clubs on Old Kent Road eg KFC/Prince of Wales you will see Nigerian there.

Food is not a problem as there are lot of Nigerian Restaurant in the SE area such as Woolwich, Deptford and if you don't mind Peckham. Don't know much about NW area.

For phone get a T-Mobile pay as you go sim card I think for BBM is £5.

Ladies full everywhere.

Save trip.

Am sure they will all have loaded proper gun!

@Periwinkle is better to confirm from BA if you haven't done it before. They may ask and may not ask depending on the individual, but at Heathrow to Lagos l was asked.

They do accept debit/credit from Nigerian as l paid with one in March 2012. All l was told was that l have to show the card at the Airport.