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Hmmmmm...words!

And life is also too short for not believeing in God, and not accepting Him as one's personal Lord and Saviour!

Very very short!

Nice write up dear!

To every situation, two things are involved......

This trending Drama is like a coin with two sides.

U can check out the first side of the coin here (by acidtalk).....

https://www.nairaland.com/1226028/reasons-why-oga-top-jokes

And here is the second side of the coin (got if from a friend)....

For some days now, the media has been over flooded with the phrase: "my oga at the top", which emanated from the live interview @channels_TV granted Mr. Shem Obafaiye, the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corps. (NSCDC).

Whilst so many have chosen to turn this to a joke, I think it should be an eye opener for us.

Now, let's glean some lessons from this;

1. Be very conversant with the happenings around you at all times. Ignorance can be deadly!

2. Regardless of your qualification, strive to possess a Sound Interpersonal Communication Skill (IPC). This will prevent you from making incoherent presentations. He was unable to answer any question appropriately!

3. Regardless of the case, be calm, remain yourself. Don't be too "Boss Conscious". This was a challenge the man had. He wanted to please his Boss at all cost, hence, the phrase "My Oga at the top". Refrain from worshiping people! Respect all, fear none. Honor all, worship none!

4. When asked a question and you don't have an answer, please just open up by saying you don't know. Better still, say you'll get back to the person. This led the man to giving "ww.nscdc that's all!" as the URL for his organization. Don't EVER misinform people!

5. In this jet age, it will be highly calamitous to get ready. Please DON'T GET READY, LIVE READY! The man obviously wasn't expecting the questions asked.

Bear in mind, that this same interview could have boosted Mr. Sham's image if successful. Sometimes, the path that leads to success may also lead to failure! This is a lesson for us all!

God bless us all!

Last time I checked, nothing like "oga" is in the dictionary.....so, it is officially not acceptable!

But, it can be JOKINGLY uttered to ease tension during office hours....a little joke to relax and cool off the brain aint bad.....the man has brought us a slogan that is here to stay, and a slogan just like others, but a decent one for that matter.

Why can't we make use of it sometimes to lighten up a dense atmosphere!

Too much seriousness is DANGERFUL!

ifihearam: For those of you wearing the "My Oga at The Top" Tshirts, if perchance you bymistake enter civil defense trouble while wearing the Tshirt, you website will be www.seriousbeat­ing cough thats all.

LOL!
The beating should be uncalled for!
The man should be happy that he has created a trend!

I go this from a friend yesternight. It got me so cracked up....we making fun out of anything that comes our ways.....its a question that meant no hurt if u wanna be a Billionaire.

On the hot seat!

Here is the question!

Question 2 for N1,000,000,000.
Which of these is the official website of NSCDC?

A. ww.nscds.com
B. ww.nscdc.org.ng
C. ww.nscdc datz all
D. ww.nscdc.info

You have 3 lifelines.
1. Ask a NLer.
2. 50/50
3. Ask your oga @ the top.

I'm so entertained!

I LOVEY the madness!

speedyboi: Nah! Its not the phone, its the software version. It has lots of bugs: first I noticed it slows down my device, then I was wondering why my phone also kept restarting after a while. Then I guessed its the foolish app. I uninstalled it and I became free. How I wish I just kept staring at the update notice without updating. I initially had skeptical mind about the update cos newer versions of whatsapp keeps getting worse. Lots of bugs!

Its like u won't be able to whatsapp if u don't download the latest of it

Yeah, lots of bugs in the name of upgrading

She looks indeed half her age....still gat the sweet look at that age.....she is really impressive and hawt!

Idowuogbo: K o! No qualms! Nevermind#

Wanna be sure cos u did use "base" before now.....

No wahala sha!

Swtdrms!

Shollypopz: You liked his post?? Then, sure u are...I don't give a sh1t anyway. I'll like to drop it...E.O.D

Smiling!

Idowuogbo: Base, date of meetup pls..

Ayobase?

speedyboi: I'm just there.....I deleted my whatsapp. The update version just kept rebooting my phone automatically. You have any idea where I can get the former version?

No wonder I stopped seeing u around.
I don't think the former version is gonna even work.....rebooting ur phone automatically? That's serious o and unusual...try take it out to a phone software tech u know!

Shollypopz: I'm lost, bitter on what??

b4 I get u the a*ss whooping u're seeking, explain to me what I'm bitter about. Albino monkey?? Oh, the cowards that like his post can also explain, me no comprende

My shollypawpaw, u know that ayobase aint no coward!

Hmmm, okay na!
Tope, will u come over here and let me "wozle" the fvcking malaria out of ur body with my gbongilagila!

There old women are teaching something here....isipaya!

lalaosky: lol..i knew someone will like this post.lol

I did!

Idowuogbo: Voicemail!!

Of course, the kids will never learn until they catch disease!

Its always "see as e dey rant, spraying saliva everywhere"

ITbomb: Really ?
Looking forward to approaching a lady , then next thing 'Baby how far , Oya bend over '
*rubbing some lubricant*
I'm liking this kiddo thread

From a reliable source!
It for REAL!
LOL!

Idowuogbo: bobo, te solo nau... Lkwmd

Its obvious its not "RAW" but a COWARD!

byvan: So you expect a woman to be sleeping with a confirmed unfaithful hubby.Mehn I love my self way too much for that.The cheating hubby should not have any need for your services as his needs are well taken care of in the streets.For me its cheat alone,die alone.

Yeah, of course!
But the deed has been long done.

So, let's be more positive about this thread......no one like her man cheating on her!

Cheating is not an option on this thread then!

lalaosky: shake badosky's hands at your own peril..that girl is freaky..she nearly killed awwrhay last night

I was just making a sentence with "shake hands"!

Oahray: *stops to stare at the speaker for a moment... chewing*

*wipes running nose with back of hand*

*sniffs and rubs shirt with hand to wipe off the phlegm... still chewing*

*picks up tyre from the mud where it fell and continues rolling it around brothel*

Walahi, u don KOLO finish patapata!

lalaosky: i been wan fear if you don forget me..

I'm trying to do it but this antelope called oahray has shaked all my available hands but nothing spoil sha


once in while, abeg try dey show face o jare.i need paddies like you when the NL's oceans gets stormy


and oh, i only shake clean hands

bros, if you wan shake any hand, meet me and i go link you fast..no time to waste time

NL's ERA of Shaking of Hands....out new motto!

Something like, "badosky, can I shake ur handS" aight?

onila: he said am very okay. .just have a lil anxiety disorder according to him

so all my haters, fall back

I am normal, cool, pretty and a nice chick

Ur psychiatrist is a LIAR!
He is just trying to save u from urself!

That he cheats shouldn't be an option.

One has already gotten the disease long time ago before discovering his cheating habit!

causewahala: Ona wi[b]nsh[/b]cked for this place oooh! Ayobase, stop playing good guy. . u go fall yakata!

I'm a good guy....falling yakata is not an option!