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lalaosky: brodamus, how body na...i miss your posts o..watagwan?...where went you?..you don finally forget your paddy..e no gel at all o

Lala...u ma know say u be my padi...its just that I no dey enter NL like before again....u be my paddy of paddies for here o!

I can see u doing it!
No hand shake them all o!
Some hands are dirty!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if its for kids why are adults like u visiting it[/quote]Go and read me again.....don't mix things up....besides, I edited the post, "who".....u were very fast!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so why did u visit "the brothel" then [/quote]I'm only here for a purpose.
Just like some go to the brothel to preach, to supply condom, to supply drinks, and the likes.....

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]but its a gossip lovers' thread [/quote]It is of course....meant for the kids!
That there is a brothel at the corner, doesn't mean everybody must visit!

lalaosky: hold up, hold up..what's the fuss about?


like mondi said, knacking nowadays is like shaking hands, it's no biggie.it's done every minute/hour jare.


I hope these scandals doesn't ruin my chances of knacking this hawt NL babes?..cos if i miss my targets, i go close my NL permanently .if you knack yours, keep it private so that others can benefit from born2fûck ministries

oahray, ikekings and I have waited for so long to miss out on the various kpeckus littered on NL.make una no dey discourage this babes from coming to our ministry


LIST OF LALA'S/OAHRAY'S/IKEKING'S/ACIDIOSIS' TARGETS


1)idowuogbo
2)ijebabe
3)shollypopz
4)isi modella
5) caratca the fake nun
6)abiL
7)ileke idi
kandiikane (omo dada)
9)..erm erm...smartie girl
10)vanneni and bre2nd4( oahray's top targets


ermm...erm...where are the rest again?...*scratchedshead*...see wetin jack daniels dey cause.i don forget them finish..brb with more names

And a lady said knacking is now like shaking of hands......hmmmmm....we are in trouble!

Lawd have mercy!

Why won't people at politics and other sections see us on here as KIDDOS.

"Go back to romance section, this place is meant for the matures", even if u are trying to educate and revive their dead brain cells!

Imagine woman matter bringing chaos and fun.....tragicomedy!
Pls, fellow brothers, na must we date these girls. Why can we all be without strings....I call u, u call me....NO BIGGIES!

And after all said and done, we bring back the matter on here and start crying like "egbere".

Romance section rules other sections, its a matter of my facts.

Let's play our games right....and we should all know that some ladies here are "daleru".

Brothers, d bond is stronger when we don't allow "dem" ladies meddle.....its saddens when guys are at loggerheads over woman matter!

And thanks brother for the link!

And some are all HERE to make news out of the matter!

acidtalk: Na today?
No be all those reverend fathers dey choke all those small small boys for santuary? Abi who dey use the con*doms wey dem dey find for inside latrine when them come empty am? Na me dey use am?

Abeg leave matter joh! The most criminal minded people are found in religious houses and are religious leaders themselves.

What has this post of urs gat to do with the two rev. sisters dancing "chop my money"....one can easily decipher that u are always feeling terribly hurt by something with the tone of ur comments!

speedyboi: Something tells me he was home all day watching 'seasonal film' and sleeping

Prophet speedyboi.....LOL!
Wassup na...howz ur side?

U aint far at all from the truth!

SniperInADiaper: Hope your birthday sucked

Its actually sucked from his "thank you" epistle!

You are welcome mynd!
U didn't asnwer the question asked!

Where the "olori gbeske" dey sef?...u no go come say "thank you", "I appreciate", "I'm most honoured", ........

Guitarlife: but how do we explain the issue of Jesus' maiden miracle been the mirale of wine at the marriage in canaan ?

There is a difference between wine of today and wine of after today...fermentation...if it were fermented wine (alcohol) Jesus gave them, then that wedding might have taken another course...people might drunk to the level of misbehaving....no misbehaviour was reported during and after the wedding ceremony!

Its been 8 yrs of FUNCTION!
Seun, Kudos for keeping the hackers out....u have don a very wonderful work over the years...good managerial skill, but u need to improve more.

Well, its the 8th year, and I never expected anything AT ALL. But come year 2015, God willing, if Jesus tarries, and if we are still alive to witness (we shall all be alive IJN), I will like Seun to grant a get-2-geda in the SPIRIT of ONE NIGERIA to collectively honour the GONE NLers, to share opinions, to...........the day should be arranged in such a COLOURFUL way that would give a VERY long lasting memory!

Seun, its ur call...2015....NL will be 10yrs....A Decade!

Obinoscopy: Happy birthday to a man with a mind of his own. I wish you the very best, LLNP.

Could "....a mind of his own" be d definition of mynd_44?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Happy Baiday Mynd_44. Wishing u d bst.
Wats d concepts bhd d name Mynd_44?[/quote]Answer the question ex-troll!

Cookie, geek, ex-troll.......Happy baiday.....wishing u a very wonderful and fulfilling long life and prosperity.

No better yesterday!

HBD brother!

One of the best of Onila so far!
Kudos...sweet!

Another thread dedicated to 190!

caseless: ay-base....e don tay wey i see u. Wetin happen?

My brother, the pace of NL is fastEST than mine....its so hard to keep up...I always do try to be here every evening and early hours of the day though!

Hope u r good buddy!

And where is my other paddies I omitted, stella (madam blokous) and don8?

Why careful when one is not stupid.....the stupid should be careful of what he/she posts on the social media like NL, and not the wise that knows what and why he/she posts!

In general, people's perception and assessment over what u post on here does matter though...."I'm faceless, nobody knows me"....Kudos, who told u that dey no sabi where ur papa house dey?

Imagine the day one of you will be apprehended, and asked "why did u call your presido, GEJ mu.mu/slow.poke"?

I wonder how u r gonna defend urself...."That he is the one responsible for the death of Damoche"?

Some boys are dying for some sugar mummies.....EXPIRED!

spikes C: naaa, this one needs a soft touch

Gree-die!

iyatrustee: whose dat for?

Talk of the devil!

spikes C: Never mind. Am planning a Robbery.
Your heart is the target

Still gonna use ur shotgun?

spikes C: Oh my gosh, caseless is finally gonna get laid

Halleluyah...God works in such a mysterious way!

If the mountain wouldn't go, Mohammed will definitely!

Wassup caseless...I omitted u in my list.....slip of thought!