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caseless: so u dumped me after shattering my r/ship? Ayobase, comot for here.

Vanneni: It's true na. So he should just stay with the blessing I've bestowed upon him. I'll still love him in blindness.

caseless: watch ur tongue! Sombody is loving someone . And u knw the one that is loving the other one.

Vanneni: you always say your eyes are meant for me but you go right on looking at anything that's female. Even animals.

Vanneni: god has already honoured my prayer for you. I love you more you know...

Vanneni: I'd go right on to music school .....

Caracta: Now ayobase is in the past. Who is next?

Shollypopz: March 30! why??

Idowuogbo: Meet of NL and bangggggggg rite? Na so!

Vanneni: They know I don't like school but they've encouraged me to finish it even if I'll dump my certificate after I'm done. Good morning.

Vanneni: no be curse na blessing in disguise. Later I'll pray for the second one to close so that you'll never look upon a woman again.

Caracta: I reject it...i reject it. I reject it!

Vanneni: may that one eye be forever closed. Amen

caseless: o boi, see cypher! Sucre, dont believe whatevr they say, dem de vex , they wan make we breakup. U are my number one! In less than a second, if i dont call ur name, it wil be like i'm preventing oxygen from coming into my system....u knw what that means...


Caracta is emerald and precious!

caseless: *drags her to corner*

Caracta:

caseless: sexkillz? Na vigillantee we relegate am to now.

Caracta: Tell me...

olawalebabs: At the end of every year, top search website, Google, celebrates ‘Zeitgeist’ – the spirit of the times, by revisiting the topics that were frequently searched for throughout the year.

Whether it is the most searched travel destination in Brazil, to trending French celebrities, to top tech gadgets in China, nothing is left out, as we are given an insight into curiousities that the world was enamoured with all year long.

This year, they are launching the 12th annual Google Year-End Zeitgeist on google.com/zeitgeist. The site showcases over 800 top-ten lists across pop culture, sports, music, politics, news, and more. It’s global, spanning over 50 countries.





THE LISTS:

Nigeria Overall Trending Searches

JAMB
Mozat
Boko Haram
ASUU Strike
Google News
Eskimi
Whitney Houston
Vanguard News
NNPC Recruitment
Aminiya
Nigeria Overall Trending: PEOPLE

Whitney Houston
Victor Moses
Ronaldinho
Van Persie
Nuri Sahin
Usain bolt
Hulk
Davido
Eden Hazard
Rashidi Yekini



Nigeria Overall Trending: FOOTBALL CLUBS

Chelsea
Arsenal
Barcelona
Real Madrid
Liverpool
Manchester United
Reading
AC Milan
Manchester City
Everton



Nigeria Overall Trending: NIGERIAN MUSICIANS

Davido
Wizkid
MI
Dbanj
Psquare
Timaya
Ice Prince
Tiwa Savage
Tuface
Flavour





Nigeria Overall Trending: TOP NOLLYWOOD CELEBS

Mercy Johnson
Ini Edo
Tonto Dike
Funke Akindele
Genevieve
Jim Iyke
Chika Ike
Van Vicker
Rita Dominic
Stephanie Okereke



Nigeria Overall Trending: HOW TO…

how to love
how to romance
how to rap
how to toast
how to crochet
how to dress
how to Massage
how to blog
how to freestyle
how to concentrate



Nigeria Overall Trending: WHAT IS…? – TECHNOLOGY

what is love
what is computer
what is Biology
what is Government
what is Economics
what is Education
what is Communication
what is Chemistry
what is Money
what is Science
Nigeria Most Searched PHONE

Blackberry Porsche
Nigeria Most searched: INTERNATIONAL SPORT

London Olympics


http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/12/14/boko-haram-tonto-dikeh-davido-chelsea-what-nigerians-searching-google-2012/

Sincere 9gerian: It's so exciting to note that while the HATERS continue to HATE, Jonathan has continued to IMPRESS and DELIVER.

1) Nothing excites me more than the privatisation of PHCN that is almost being concluded by this govt. For me, this is the most important achievement of the GEJ administration. 24hrs power supply is around the corner. Some of us now see more days of 24hrs non-stop public power supply.
http://allafrica.com/stories/201211250072.html
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/phcn-fg-shifts-ground-agrees-to-pay-off-54000-staff/

2) Another exciting transformation is the massive rehabilitation of the rail transport system. Only few days ago, it was reported that the Lagos-Kano rail line has been completed and tested, and ready to take-off 20th of this month.
This will add to the numerous other rail routes that have been rehabilitated and put to use including the Lagos-Illorin rail line and other intra-city railway services. Other corridors currently under serious construction include eastern corridor(Enugu-PH-north), Abuja-Kaduna(fast rail line), Itapke-Ajaokuta-Warri(fast rail line).
The implication of reviving the rail transport cannot be over-emphasised, including reduced cost of transportation, reduced price of food items, safer transport, longer life span of our roads,etc
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/1000-commuters-move-by-train-to-ilorin/
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/sambo-rehabilitation-of-4000km-rail-lines-in-advanced-stages/126761/
http://www.punchng.com/news/lagos-kano-mass-transit-train-service-begins-dec-20/

3) What about the massive re-building of 11 airports in Nigeria, including the one Enugu, Owerri, Benin,Lagos,etc The completed ones are simple beautiful to behold. When the 11 airports currently under re-construction are completed, reconstruction will begin immediately in the remaining 11 airports under FAAN. Also part of the aviation master plan of this govt is total over-haul of the institutions in the industry(done already), creation of a national carrier, building of aero-tropolis, building of 5 new international terminals in 5 airports, including Enugu. If this is not transformation, tell me what it is.
https://www.nairaland.com/1087612/new-face-remodelled-benin-airport
http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/10/photo-speak-commissioning-of-remodelled-gat-mma-lagos.html
http://nigerianaviation./2012/09/26/upgraded-airport-terminals-at-enugu-and-port-harcourt/
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=95770:airports-remodelling-on-course&catid=32:business-travel&Itemid=563

4) The education sector has also received serious attention in terms of infrastructural upgrade. The federal unity schools are being rehabilitated in phases, Almajiri schools are being built to cater for the over 11million out of school children in the north, the higher institutions are recieving more funds than ever this time,etc Also important is the creation of 9 new federal universities in Ebonyi, Jigawa, Gombe, Ekiti, Bayelsa, Kogi,etc In fact, some of the brand new universities, including federal university Kashere, Gombe has commenced operation providing access to higher education for locals and employment.
http://prnigeria.com/2012/08/08/federal-university-kashere-holds-maiden-matriculation/
http://www.fulokoja.edu.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=38
http://www.universitiesnews.com/2012/08/10/nigeria-fg-increases-funding-to-universities-others-by-over-40-percent/

5) Significant progress is being made in terms of road construction. In the last 1 to 2yrs, 11 inherited(most abandoned) road projects, were COMPLETED, including: Vom-Manchok road (Plateau State), Yola-Numan road (Adamawa State), Gombe Bye-pass (Gombe State), Kaduna Refinery road (Kaduna State), Kano-Daura-Mai Adua road (Katsina State), Aba-Owerri road (Abia State), Onitsha-Owerri road (Anambra State) and Oyo-Ogbomosho road (Oyo State).
Massive work is ongoing in various other highways in the 6 geo-political zones, including ongoing dualisation of Abuja–Abaji–Lokoja Road, Kano–Potiskum–Maiduguri Road; the Benin–Ore–Shagamu Expressway; the Onitsha–Enugu Expressway; and the construction of the Loko–Oweto bridge( across River Benue), East-West road,etc
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/09/providing-motorable-road-for-nigerians-is-my-commitment/
http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/42461/2012/12/13/abujalokoja_road_ready_2014_minister.html
http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/newsextra/60567-govt-to-complete-enugu-onitsha-expressway-soon.html
We expect ACTUAL construction of 2nd Niger bridge to commence in 2013.
Failure to build 2nd Niger Bridge is the ONLY thing that can make me stop supporting GEJ. Enugu-PH road is currently undergoing rehabilitation to make it motorable, pending when full re-construction will commence. Lagos-Ibadan expressway is currently recieving similar attention.

Havilah93: There are many ways to burn calories, an average sized human will burn about 2400 Calories per day without doing any exercise. Below are the funniest, most bizarre ways of losing calories. The results are based on an average 150 pound human.

1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

2. Laughing for 10 minutes can make you loose between 20 and 40 Calories.

3. You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.

5. On average, brushing your teeth for three minutes will burn 10 Calories.

6. Pushing a shopping trolley up the aisles for half an hour will burn over 100 Calories, this number increases with the amount you put in your trolley and the heavier it gets.

7. One hour spent sitting in front of the TV burns around 65 Calories.

8. Smoking a cigarette burns roughly 10 Calories.

9. Dancing on a Dance Mat for 10 minutes will burn 50-60 Calories.

10. Hugging for one hour can burn 70 Calories.

11. If you whip your head back and forth to Willow Smiths song, you will burn up to 50 Calories, depending on how crazy you go.

12. A one minute kiss can burn between 2 and 4 Calories,
depending on how intimate it is.

13. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to
pavement.

14. You burn more calories than you consume when you eat celery.

15. On average, if you walk your dog for 30 minutes, you
burn 100 Calories.

16. You burn more calories sitting in the cold, than heat.

17. Chewing gum burns 11 Calories per hour.

18. You can burn up to 350 more Calories per day if you fidget, rather than someone who remains stationary.

19. Missing a night of sleepcauses the body to burn about an extra 161 calories.

20. Constant texting can burn 40 Calories per hour

Caracta: LMAOooooo

190: Caseless on my wedding day
U'l be in charge of canopy

caseless: officer, arrest this guy.