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speedyboi: Yeye.....

ijebabe: Funy video I came across on YouTube

This is a song by an unknown Nigerian, in response to the FOKN BOIZ of Ghana who released a track titled: Thank God We're Not A Nigerians! The artist intends that a dialogue using music, humour, historical and philosophical tones will melt the simmering tension/ envy/ jealousy between Ghanians and Nigerians. Increase the PEACE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5miYlIvoKXc


See Lyrics below:
Thank God We're Not Ghanaians

Can you imagine Ghanaians abusing Nigeria, the giant of Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some English, for there's going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if President Atta Mills doesn't call the Foka Sibe Boys to order.

Which country in the world calls their friends "Charlie" and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday) Kofi (Friday), Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o

And you are so laid back, you don't even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o

See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o

When was the last time Ghana had a national team after Abedi Pele and Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o

Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name "Wache" as if we won't understand...Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a Ghanaian music anymore anyways... Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Remember Nigerians created Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it "Nannawood?" with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and Elizabeth...you can't even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o

And why did Obama come here and didn't spend a second night, was it because Accra was too boring Thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Please if you can't afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better, OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Our traditional rulers are cruising around in Bentley, Mercedes Benz, and BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians

We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa... Thank God we're not Ghanaians o

Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place...

And as Fela taught, Fefe n'efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti

Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend. Mscheeew!

ijebabe:

Eze Promoe: [color=#FF9933]She won't dare. Do you know the month we're in?[/color]

SeunPlus: LMAO,
Funny you! How will i do that. He isn't worth it. I like the way you're finishing him with words!

Maple: What you said is not far from the truth, however it amazes me more that many people failed to realized that Military Capability does not always win wars. Because, if it does,

1)Germany would have won WWII.

2)The Korean War would have ended in a victory for the US led United Nations force in 1953.

3)France could not have been defeated in Vietnam in 1954.

4)The "Mighty US Army" would not have fled Vietnam with it tails between its legs in 1973.

5)The "Mighty Soviet Army" could not have been defeated in Afghanistan by a rag-tag guerilla movement in 1989.

6)Saddam Hussein with his huge military might(including military and financial support from Western Countries), lost the Iran-Iraq war in 1988.

7)The US's "Mission Accomplish" statement in its Iraq War of 2003 wouldn't be a "subject" of ridicule around the world. Instead It left that country too in shame in 2011 with nothing to show for it.

8] In 2000, Israel with all its military might was forced out of Southern Lebanon by a ragtag Guerrilla movement (Hezbollah) after almost 6 years of occupation. Again in 2006, Israel did not achieve a single military objective in its war with Hezbollah. Instead, Israel was humiliated and forced to flee Lebanon after 33 days of war.

9)As we speak, the "Mighty" US and NATO forces, are facing an inevitable defeat in Afghanistan from the Talibans . Already France, a major NATO power has fled Afghanistan 3 weeks ago.

10)The "mighty" Israeli army again failed to achieve its military goal in its recent war in Gaza. Instead, it has embolden Hamas whose rockets can now terrorize any city in Israel. Here is a link for Zionist bvtt lickers, so they could read what their masters have to say regarding the war. http://www.jpost.com/DiplomacyAndPolitics/Article.aspx?id=292973

All those who are always quick to lecture or remind folks of how "mighty"/"super-powering"/ "invincible" the US military is, whenever a war or military discussion arises need to often ask themselves a couple of questions:

In recent history, why is US, with all its military might, unable to fight its war alone, and when was the last time US won any war that it fought alone with a developing or so-called third world country?

Your objective responses would be appreciated!

speedyboi: I don late sha.

Meanwhile.....Mynd & Ayo....how many times will I tell you to stop derailing ijebabe's thread?? ....I see you are 'finding' my black eyes

Abyjah: Uncle Seun, I need to know when I'm mentioned or quoted, you know?

slimyem: you like 'em slim and gorgeous..huh??

afam4eva: I don go smash my Laptop screen because say i dey campaign. Right now i'm using half scree to browse. That's what unadulterated beauty can do.

BoboYekini: oh na na nana, e ye e ye ye ye ye!

DailyNews: Sweetlemon my nominee and candidate

Sweetlemon my nominee and candidate

I knew from the day I nominated her that she would win....what's left now is for us to proceed to Miss Nigeria abi sweetlemon

caseless: u are always wellcome! Whoever wins among ur candiddates, should cry while appreciating ur efforts more than obama did before his campaign team...he called them 'the best campaign team' in the history of politics. U are the best campaign manager this forum has ever produced. It is bodly written and we all can see.


U don make me forget my beef with abiL.....no more beef!

ItsModella: you called sir?

ItsModella: Jesu Christi...ok, where do I start from?

brokoto: Its only 2 9ja artistes that i've ever used my money to buy their albums: Asa and 2face. Others na just as i de waka for road na im i de hear their music. . .

jackbauersballs: In Nigeria, Money = Respect

No Money = No respect

I believe your question has been answered.